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Marc with a c

02-14-2007, 08:13 AM

ha. what a dink. <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/howard_stern_engaged" title="http://www.usmagazine.com/howard_stern_engaged">http://www.usmagazine.com/howard_stern_engaged</a>

BeerBandit

02-14-2007, 08:16 AM

I used to criticize celebrities for their faux marriages, until I actually noticed the difference in taxes for single and married filing jointly.  Now I give my blessings to all prospectively doomed nuptials.

Death Metal Moe

02-14-2007, 08:17 AM

Who?

IamFogHat

02-14-2007, 08:19 AM

Well he can kiss about 250 million goodbye in two years or so.

A.J.

02-14-2007, 08:24 AM

I'll bet he's gonna become one of those mid-50s Dad's too.Way to become one of the people you used to tool on!

mendyweiss

02-14-2007, 08:26 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Who? Who Who

torker

02-14-2007, 08:27 AM

EliSnow

02-14-2007, 08:31 AM

Howard Stern's engaged?  Didn't his wife just die days ago in Hollywood Florida?

El Mudo

02-14-2007, 08:34 AM

12:32 PM Anonymous Says: <div class="content">I uh invented uh marriage Robin...hoo hoo Its all for Allison, Robin...all for Allison...hoo hoo </div>

Tenbatsuzen

02-14-2007, 08:34 AM

Apparently, Beth and Harry Elvis are Marc with a C's parents.      ...nothing?

led37zep

02-14-2007, 08:36 AM

I can't wait for Anthony to get married again.

LOAF

02-14-2007, 08:41 AM

Wait, oh yeah......WHO CARES!!!!

badorties

02-14-2007, 08:50 AM

i've listened to the show of late, and the subject's been discussed quite frequently (almost daily)i think it's a bit and just a publicity stuntit'll make all the rags and entertainment outlets, his name and the show will be in the spotlite for a bit ... a great, free commercial for siriusbut if it's legit, godbless

giannidesk

02-14-2007, 09:09 AM

In his old days on free FM - he always said if is wife croaked that he would be baning a super-model the next day!EliSnow wrote: Howard Stern's engaged?  Didn't his wife just die days ago in Hollywood Florida?

JustJon

02-14-2007, 09:13 AM

giannidesk wrote:  In his old days on free FM - he always said if is wife croaked that he would be baning a super-model the next day!EliSnow wrote: Howard Stern's engaged? Didn't his wife just die days ago in Hollywood Florida?   And then he never did.

torker

02-14-2007, 09:43 AM

<img src="http://www.kensavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/emily-stern-nude.jpg" border="0" width="425" height="288" />YEEEAAHHH!!!

wonderwoman

02-14-2007, 11:00 AM

STERN'S ENGAGED, WHO CARES!!!!

booster11373

02-14-2007, 11:02 AM

wonderwoman wrote: STERN'S ENGAGED, WHO CARES!!!!everyone who replied to this thread it seems!

Gvac

02-14-2007, 11:15 AM

led37zep wrote: I can't wait for Anthony to get married again.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

ralphbxny

02-14-2007, 11:17 AM

JustJon wrote: giannidesk wrote:  In his old days on free FM - he always said if is wife croaked that he would be baning a super-model the next day!EliSnow wrote: Howard Stern's engaged? Didn't his wife just die days ago in Hollywood Florida?   And then he never did.Wait this isnt a Howard K Stern Thread.......I thought they got married cause of the kid in the Bahamas...

Marc with a c

02-14-2007, 11:20 AM

thanks ralphy, the 2nd time someone makes a joke is usually funnier.actually i didn't get it until you made the same joke as eli

Kevin

02-14-2007, 11:21 AM

Gvac wrote: led37zep wrote: I can't wait for Anthony to get married again. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!You would have a better shot at the Bengals being named role Modal team of the year.

This message was edited by Kevin on 2-14-07 @ 3:21 PM

Drunky McBetidont

02-14-2007, 11:27 AM

i love the audio o&a have where his daughter is doing some horrilbe theater.  she keeps yelling, "my VAGINA!"  I love that.  And one of his daughters is 23?  Mazel Tov I guess.

angelinad128

02-14-2007, 11:27 AM

It said engaged.  You can be engaged for years. It doesn't actually mean your getting married, it's more of making it known your REALLY want this peron in your life.   But that's just my opinion and way of seeing it.

sailor

02-14-2007, 11:30 AM

Marc with a c wrote: thanks ralphy, the 2nd time someone makes a joke is usually funnier.actually i didn't get it until you made the same joke as eli very different joke in the same vein

nate1000

02-14-2007, 11:47 AM

torker wrote: <img src="http://www.kensavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/emily-stern-nude.jpg" border="0" width="425" height="288" />YEEEAAHHH!!!From the comments on the link: 3:20 PM Emily Says: <div class="content">my vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa </div>

FartyPneumonia

02-14-2007, 11:53 AM

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1262422/article_images/headline_1171214936.jpg

Drunky McBetidont

02-14-2007, 01:03 PM

nate1000 wrote: torker wrote: <img src="http://www.kensavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/emily-stern-nude.jpg" border="0" width="425" height="288" />YEEEAAHHH!!!From the comments on the link: 3:20 PM Emily Says: * class="content"> my vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what have they done with her tits?

Death Metal Moe

02-14-2007, 04:11 PM

booster11373 wrote: wonderwoman wrote: STERN'S ENGAGED, WHO CARES!!!!everyone who replied to this thread it seems!Nope, just stopped in to make fun of him a little.

spadanko

02-14-2007, 04:13 PM

Allison.... ALLISON!!!!

torker

02-14-2007, 04:24 PM

Tonight's Lottery jackpot is worth....          <img src="http://www.nsalamerica.org/assets/h_beth2.jpg" border="0" width="76" height="76" />DOGHOUSE!!!

Bulldogcakes

02-14-2007, 04:35 PM

A.J. wrote: I'll bet he's gonna become one of those mid-50s Dad's too.Way to become one of the people you used to tool on!I sure hope not. <img src="http://www.dancingmonica.com/imagefile/sterndaughters.jpg" border="0" width="274" height="280" /> Some people just shouldn't procreate.

ShelleBink

02-14-2007, 04:38 PM

angelinad128 wrote: It said engaged. You can be engaged for years. It doesn't actually mean your getting married, it's more of making it known your REALLY want this peron in your life. But that's just my opinion and way of seeing it. Yea, but you're a cunt.                              Get it, a little jokey... Love you :o)

SinA

02-14-2007, 07:22 PM

EliSnow wrote: Howard Stern's engaged?  Didn't his wife just die days ago in Hollywood Florida? Thank you.  That line came in handy several times today.

angelinad128

02-15-2007, 05:14 AM

ShelleBink wrote: angelinad128 wrote: It said engaged. You can be engaged for years. It doesn't actually mean your getting married, it's more of making it known your REALLY want this peron in your life. But that's just my opinion and way of seeing it. Yea, but you're a cunt.    Get it, a little jokey... Love you :o) <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" width="38" height="20" />

A.J.

02-15-2007, 05:34 AM

angelinad128

02-15-2007, 05:50 AM

A.J. wrote: angelinad128 wrote: It said engaged.  You can be engaged for years. It doesn't actually mean your getting married, it's more of making it known your REALLY want this peron in your life.   Maybe I should get engaged on first dates....so they'll stick around longer.I hate to ask but do you do something that creeps the ladies out because you don't look creepy.

Drunky McBetidont

02-15-2007, 05:54 AM

angelinad128 wrote: A.J. wrote: angelinad128 wrote: It said engaged.  You can be engaged for years. It doesn't actually mean your getting married, it's more of making it known your REALLY want this peron in your life.   Maybe I should get engaged on first dates....so they'll stick around longer.I hate to ask but do you do something that creeps the ladies out because you don't look creepy.he looks a lot like william shatner

A.J.

02-15-2007, 05:54 AM

angelinad128 wrote: I hate to ask but do you do something that creeps the ladies out because you don't look creepy. Looks can be deceiving. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" alt="Innocent" title="Innocent" width="18" height="22" />But thank you for thinking of me as non-creepy!

Knowledged_one

02-15-2007, 06:00 AM

hoo hoo did you know i invented getting engaged tell em Fred

angelinad128

02-15-2007, 06:10 AM

A.J. wrote: angelinad128 wrote: I hate to ask but do you do something that creeps the ladies out because you don't look creepy. Looks can be deceiving. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" alt="Innocent" title="Innocent" width="18" height="22" />But thank you for thinking of me as non-creepy!LOL  There is a creepy bad and a creepy good. (Too many creepy good to list here) LOL

JimBeam

02-15-2007, 04:56 PM

And this is another one in his waffling column.Granted anybody can change their mind in a relationship and maybe he really didn;t plan on marrying her 2 years or so ago but the way he was so adamant about it and now " caved " is what makes this so lame.I can't wait to see the details on the pre-nup.Now if he marries her he's really gonna have to carry her " career "Maybe she'll get another magazine now since FHM shit the bed.Maybe now she'll get an actual speaking part in a tv commercial.Nothing to say in that MasterCard commercial or the lotto commercial.She seems like a nice person when I've heard her talk but I can't stand how Stern portrays her as a " model ". Please.I guess I hate on her due to him. Oh well she's still got a horseface.On a side not his new thing driving me crazy when I hear it is how the name " Howard Stern " is his.

jsmigley

02-15-2007, 05:05 PM

JimBeam wrote: And this is another one in his waffling column.Granted anybody can change their mind in a relationship and maybe he really didn;t plan on marrying her 2 years or so ago but the way he was so adamant about it and now " caved " is what makes this so lame.I can't wait to see the details on the pre-nup.Now if he marries her he's really gonna have to carry her " career "Maybe she'll get another magazine now since FHM shit the bed.Maybe now she'll get an actual speaking part in a tv commercial.Nothing to say in that MasterCard commercial or the lotto commercial.She seems like a nice person when I've heard her talk but I can't stand how Stern portrays her as a " model ". Please.I guess I hate on her due to him. Oh well she's still got a horseface.On a side not his new thing driving me crazy when I hear it is how the name " Howard Stern " is his. I have not listend for the last ten years (at least). I know he hooked up with a model but I never really paid much attention. I guess, good for him, If that what makes him happy. What else can yoy say?

StupidGirlllll

02-16-2007, 03:48 AM

I never thought Beth was that pretty, she has a puffy chipmonk face. The way he used to talk about her before I saw her I thought she was going to look much prettier.

andywhat?

02-17-2007, 08:57 AM

ticking time bomb.

Gvac

02-17-2007, 11:58 AM

It's downright creepy how Howard is transforming into his mother right before our eyes. <img src="http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/Howard.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/RaeStern.jpg" border="0" />