You must set the ad_network_ads.txt file to be writable (check file name as well).
Don't Eat Peter Pan Peanut Butter! [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

Log in

View Full Version : Don't Eat Peter Pan Peanut Butter!


Jujubees2
02-15-2007, 07:44 AM
<p><font size="2">First spinach, then lettuce and now it's Peter Pan Peanut Butter with salmonella!</font></p><p><font size="2">I guess that's why choosy Moms choose Jif.</font></p><p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17155561/">http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17155561/</a></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Jujubees2 on 2-15-07 @ 11:44 AM</span>

Death Metal Moe
02-15-2007, 07:45 AM
Does that mean I can still West, North and South Peter Pan Peanut Butter?

Death Metal Moe
02-15-2007, 07:45 AM
You are so lucky you fixed that.

Jujubees2
02-15-2007, 07:49 AM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />You are so lucky you fixed that. <p><font size="2">I might be dumb, but I'm not stupid, though my father thought I was both.</font></p>

angelinad128
02-15-2007, 07:55 AM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />Does that mean I can still West, North and South Peter Pan Peanut Butter? <p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

IamFogHat
02-15-2007, 07:58 AM
I'm eating peanut butter right now but it's not peter pan brand.&nbsp; Thanks for scaring me.&nbsp; Who knew they still made peter pan peanut butter anyway?&nbsp; Never the best brand of pb.

yomudder21
02-15-2007, 08:02 AM
<p><font size="3">Everyone calm down - nothing to see here..........I work for the FDA and I am here to let you know that it is okay to eat as much Peter Pan brand peanut butter as you would like.</font></p><p><font size="3">Just eat it while sitting on the can..........&nbsp;</font></p>

EliSnow
02-15-2007, 08:06 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Somebody let ESD know.&nbsp; I'm sure he'd hate getting a dog sick just by putting the wrong peanut butter on his&nbsp;dick.&nbsp; </font>

StupidGirlllll
02-15-2007, 08:20 AM
<p><font size="3">shop-rite had a sale on them 2weeks ago i bought 3 but did not open them yet.. i am going to bring them back to the store</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Tenbatsuzen
02-15-2007, 08:24 AM
<p>Chunky going in, liquid going out?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Jujubees2
02-15-2007, 08:24 AM
<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />Does that mean I can still West, North and South Peter Pan Peanut Butter? <p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p><font size="2">The title of my original post was &quot;Don't <strong><u>East</u></strong> Peter Pan Peanut Butter&quot;.&nbsp;</font></p>

Tall_James
02-15-2007, 08:38 AM
<p>I believe Captain Hook is behind this.</p>

mdr55
02-15-2007, 10:03 AM
What peanut butter does Reese's peanut butter cups use???<br />

JPMNICK
02-15-2007, 10:15 AM
that is why you always stick with SKIPPY

Wallower
02-15-2007, 10:30 AM
<strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br />What peanut butter does Reese's peanut butter cups use???<br /> <p>&nbsp;Synthetic</p>

STC-Dub
02-15-2007, 10:39 AM
Why, what did Dave do to the Peter Pan Peanut Butter?

cougarjake13
02-15-2007, 05:04 PM
<p>also the generic brand that walmart sells has it too</p><p>at least down here in fla they do </p>

shittyhambrgers
02-15-2007, 05:14 PM
thats the only brand i ate growing up.&nbsp; fuckers.

Bulldogcakes
02-15-2007, 05:15 PM
<p>Unbelieveable. </p><p>Next thing you know Rump Roast will be contamin . . . . . . nah. &nbsp;</p>

mendyweiss
02-15-2007, 05:29 PM
<p>True- threw it out THIS MORNING Lot # 2111 ?I don't feel so good</p>

J.Clints
02-15-2007, 05:30 PM
<p>Choosey mom choose Jif<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" width="28" height="30" /></p>

Doctor Z
02-15-2007, 05:47 PM
Why do I feel like food regulations in America have gone back to pre-industrial revolution standards?&nbsp; Is it time for an FDA overhaul?

Donnie2bucksss
02-15-2007, 06:01 PM
i just chucked mine but there was only a spoonful left. i guess my days are numbered.

tele7
02-15-2007, 06:52 PM
<p>&quot;you got salmonella in my peanut butter!&quot;</p><p>&quot;you got peanut butter in my salmonella!!&quot;</p><p><img src="http://www.jp-cd.com/pictures/wp4.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="194" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

PapaBear
02-15-2007, 06:55 PM
Who knew Wal Mart's peanutbutter was actually Peter Pan? Wild wacky stuff.

Gvac
02-15-2007, 07:04 PM
<p>I'm a Skippy fan through and through.&nbsp; </p><p>I'll eat Jif in a pinch.</p><p>Peter Pan tastes like rat shit.&nbsp;</p>

cougarjake13
02-15-2007, 07:17 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm a Skippy fan through and through.&nbsp; </p><p>I'll eat Jif in a pinch.</p><p>Peter Pan tastes like rat shit.&nbsp;</p><p>and now we know why </p>

keithy_19
02-15-2007, 07:56 PM
<p>skippy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

tele7
02-15-2007, 08:00 PM
<img src="http://www.best-practice-business.de/blog/wp-content/peanutpb.JPG" border="0" width="320" height="343" />

Judge Smails
02-15-2007, 08:01 PM
<p>I'm all about the Nutella.&nbsp; I once ate a whole jar and a loaf of bread at one sitting.&nbsp; I know, I'm a fucking animal.&nbsp; </p><p>I'm fucking starvin' over here.</p><p><img src="http://www.echae.com/images/nutella_lrg.jpg" border="0" width="202" height="201" /></p>

SatCam
02-16-2007, 08:11 AM
this just in: all chartered bus trips to atlantic city have been canceled

http://www.bonanzabus.com/img/bus.jpg

FUNKMAN
02-16-2007, 10:12 AM
<p><strong><font size="1">Don't Eat Peter Pan Peanut Butter!</font></strong> </p><p><strong><font size="1">Don't Eat Peter Either!</font></strong></p>

yomudder21
02-16-2007, 10:15 AM
<strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br />Why do I feel like food regulations in America have gone back to pre-industrial revolution standards? Is it time for an FDA overhaul?<p>&nbsp;The FDA can't stop Mexicans from shitting in their hands and then picking your spinach or green onions.&nbsp; Just like they couldn't stop your mom from doing it right before she made your PB&amp;J as a kid.&nbsp; You got sick and you had no idea why.............</p><p>Ew, tell your awful mother to wash her hands.&nbsp;</p>

sandyjat
02-16-2007, 10:45 AM
<table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" height="100%" id="HB_Mail_Container"><tbody><tr width="100%" height="100%"><td id="HB_Focus_Element" width="100%" height="250" valign="top"><font color="#ff0000">That sucks I buy the Peter Pan kind all the time....guess I'll have to switch to Jif if it's not too late:(</font></td></tr><tr><td height="1" style="font-size: 1pt"></td></tr></tbody></table><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" height="100%" id="HB_Mail_Container"><tbody><tr width="100%" height="100%"><td id="HB_Focus_Element" width="100%" height="250" valign="top">&nbsp;</td></tr><tr><td height="1" style="font-size: 1pt"></td></tr></tbody></table>

SatCam
02-16-2007, 11:33 AM
<strong>sandyjat</strong> wrote:<br>That sucks I buy the Peter Pan kind all the time....guess I'll have to switch to Jif if it's not too late:(<p></p>

Location: Kentucky

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tall_James
02-16-2007, 11:57 AM
This very same tainted peanut butter sidelined Mike Golic of the &quot;Mike &amp; Mike Show&quot; on ESPN radio.

PapaBear
02-16-2007, 12:16 PM
I just realised my peanut butter is one of these. I've eaten over half of it already. I guess I'm stronger than salmonella.

zentraed
02-16-2007, 12:16 PM
<p>I don't know what people have against *real* peanut butter. You know the kind with one or two ingredients on the label? peanuts and maybe salt?</p><p><img src="http://www.zentraed.com/ronfez/smuckers.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

Tall_James
02-16-2007, 12:17 PM
<strong>zentraed</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I don't know what people have against *real* peanut butter. You know the kind with one or two ingredients on the label? peanuts and maybe salt?</p><p><img src="http://www.zentraed.com/ronfez/smuckers.jpg" border="0" width="94" height="144" />&nbsp;</p><p>Yeah, but with a name like &quot;Smuckers&quot; it just has to taste like ass.</p>

PapaBear
02-16-2007, 12:21 PM
I like the all natural stuff, but you have to refrigerate it. It's too hard to spread when cold. The natural stuff also carries a greater risk of making you sick.

zentraed
02-16-2007, 12:30 PM
<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />I like the all natural stuff, but you have to refrigerate it. It's too hard to spread when cold. The natural stuff also carries a greater risk of making you sick.<p>&nbsp;Until this latest scare, I'd never heard of peanut butter making someone sick. There are some interesting articles aboute peanut butter and cancer though, and the natural varieties do have more of the carcinogen-producing mold. However, both natural and processed peanut butters should be refrigerated to cut down on the&nbsp; mold development. </p><p>I think most natural peanut butter lovers refrigerate to avoid the trouble of stirring it everytime they use it. If I'm putting it on toast or a toasted bagel, it's usually spreadable pretty quickly. </p>

Gvac
02-16-2007, 01:19 PM
<strong>zentraed</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;However, both natural and processed peanut butters should be refrigerated to cut down on the mold development. </p><p>They can put my peanut butter in the fridge when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers. &nbsp;</p>

Bulldogcakes
02-16-2007, 05:42 PM
<strong>zentraed</strong> wrote:<p>I think most <strong>natural peanut butter lovers refrigerate to avoid the trouble of stirring it everytime</strong> they use it. If I'm putting it on toast or a toasted bagel, it's usually spreadable pretty quickly. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If you're making your own in a food processor, you can add some corn syrup to keep it emulsified. The sugars act as a preservative, make it taste better and you wont need to stir it.&nbsp; </p><p>Or if you dont like corn syrup, use honey. But good, thick Caro Corn syrup works best. Closest to the stuff bakers use. </p><p>Also, dont be afraid to experiment with other nuts. Almonds and hazelnuts make real nice butters as well. Whichever you use, make sure you toast them real good first. &nbsp;</p>