Strip Clubs

[Fallon]

I think that my sisters fiancee is gonna take me to a strip club next week for my 21st birthday.

I've never been to one, so besides naked women what should I expect?

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 11-6-01 @ 9:22 PM

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[Gvac]

One word of advice - The lap dances are $20 a song, not a dance. I found this out the hard way a few years back when I was informed I owed the dancer $300!

Enjoy yourself, bro, but be forewarned: it ain't all it's cracked up to be.

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[Doogie]

Beardless clams...so close you can actually want to and realistically could...but ultimatly arent allowed too. A huge case of sexual frustration is what you will walk out of there with...So keep lots of kleenex next to the bed after you go out...

CYA!!!!!!! "When the wind no longer calls to you, perhaps it is time to remember your name"-Elegos A'Kla
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[TheGameHHH]

Expect a massive case of blue balls and a loss of a large sum of money. Be prepared to blow at least 100 dollars, and for some that is being conservative. All in all though, strip clubs are a great time.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

[MikeyRutgers]

and remember...those aren't their real names.

BluePerna Rules!

[NurseMira]

Strip clubs are a ton of fun...So, besides the naked women, lap dances and over-priced alcohol. You should only expect to have a blast...There is nothing better than going to a strip joint on your birthday...when the girls find out they treat you extra nice! But, don't forget- there is NO SEX in the Champagne Room

[BigBlue86]

PLEASE BE CAREFUL!!!!!

DON'T waste all of your money, unless you have it to burn. DON'T believe everything you hear from the girls, they are trying to make money and NOTHING else.
PLEASE, for the love of God, DO NOT fall in love with one of the dancers! It's real easy to do.

What I like to do, is hang out in the back of the club against the wall. If there is a girl I want to watch dance, I'll go to the table and give her some money.

Also take GVAC's advice...lapdances are $15-25 per SONG! If you get a pro, she'll have you begging for more, just as the song is ending. When I was 18,19 years old I would lose a $100-200 per dance and $500 a night.

The easiest thing to do is bring very little money (less than $100) AND DON'T BELIEVE ANYHTING!

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[skullcrush]

having a girlfriend that works at one,im there at least once a week.let me tell you i drink for free all the time.but when i do decide too buy a drink for me and somebody else,im out $16 for two shots.$6 for a coke thats about 6 ounces.and a $20 dollar dance,that your lucky if she touches your knee.the best part is all that money that somebody is giving my girl to pay her rent and buy nice things...about half of it is spent on me at the end.its all a sad,sad game.true she dont take her cloths off or dance(shes the bartender) but...where was i going with this story?fuck it i was only bragging anyway.strip clubs rule!!!

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This message was edited by skullcrush on 11-7-01 @ 7:01 PM

[Se7en]

It depends upon the quality of the club.

If you go to a good one, expect to drop a LOT of cash, on the drinks and girls, but also expect a hell of a good time.

If the place is a dive, expect the dreaded combo: sticky floors and open sores.

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[Fallon]

Ya know, I don't drink. I wonder if that would effect my experience.

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[JustinR]

To anyone avoid the Flash dancers chain like the plague. They just hire any whore off the street.

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[TheGameHHH]

WWFallon, if anything I think it's better to go to a strip club sober. It's easier to spend less money that way. When you are loaded you think you have all the money in the world. Soberiety at least keeps that in check.

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[JustJon]

better question: can Chanel hook me up? ;)

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[Jester]

1)Expect all the woman to seem like they are really interested in you not just for the $20 for a lap dance.
2)Expect that you have a chance with all of the strippers.
3)Expect that you will be find it hard to say no to a pretty girl.
4)Expect in reality though that the one thing you will leave there is less money and probably more horny than you came in.

Word of advice wear baggy pants.

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[Fallon]

Word of advice wear baggy pants.

I gotta wear pants? Oh maaaan!

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[DIE]

Besides the fake boobs that feels like leather, five dollar beers, seven fifty shots, twenty dollar lap dance. I think I forgot to mention blue balls.

Enjoy the show... and remember: there is no sex in the champagne room.

He who fights and wins... he who... who he... and dont you forget.

[skullcrush]

yeah jj,the first shot will be on the house.the rest will be half off all night.the invite's always there.thats if you want to see really hott brazilian girls topless :)

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