i57 Live reads... [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

matt_obscure

02-20-2007, 05:47 PM

 Hey everybody! I'm new here, but I've been lurking around for a while.  I need some help. i tried searching already and I didn't see anything.  Does anyone have copies of the Free FM live reads for i57.  They are easily some of the best bits of the new free FM show and I'm dying to hear them again.  Thanks buddys!  Let me know if the request is out of line. I know it's kind of dumb to want to hear spots again.

Tenbatsuzen

02-20-2007, 06:10 PM

I remember every single one of them verbatim, and can repeat them in 4 different languages, including Farsi.  I'll then recite pi to the 300th place and impregnate your mother just by looking at her.

PapaBear

02-20-2007, 08:01 PM

I'd actually like to have a collection of those too.

mikeyboy

02-20-2007, 08:06 PM

I'm working on it.  It's not going to happen until after the 23rd, though.

HBox

02-20-2007, 08:09 PM

mikeyboy wrote: I'm working on it. It's not going to happen until after the 23rd, though. But we want them NOW.

PapaBear

02-20-2007, 08:11 PM

mikeyboy wrote: I'm working on it.  It's not going to happen until after the 23rd, though. Slacker

FezPaul

02-20-2007, 08:12 PM

HBox wrote: mikeyboy wrote: I'm working on it. It's not going to happen until after the 23rd, though. But we want them NOW.Yeah, why should he be busy until the 23rd?I thought Earl was handling the Big Ass Bash by himself.

Fallon

02-20-2007, 08:23 PM

mikeyboy wrote: I'm working on it. It's not going to happen until after the 23rd, though.  What are you working on something important until the 23rd?

This message was edited by Fallon on 2-21-07 @ 12:26 AM

tele7

02-20-2007, 08:28 PM

The 4th would work better for me.<img src="http://www.uoregon.edu/~lslaught/tjefferson/pageone_files/image005.jpg" border="0" width="314" height="407" />

Bob Impact

02-21-2007, 04:37 AM

HBox wrote: mikeyboy wrote: I'm working on it. It's not going to happen until after the 23rd, though. But we want them NOW.In that case Mikey will deal with this in the morning.

yomudder21

02-21-2007, 04:51 AM

Ron would have them up and online right now.  You see he can't sleep for some reason. 

SinA

02-21-2007, 05:15 AM

Bob Impact wrote: HBox wrote: mikeyboy wrote: I'm working on it. It's not going to happen until after the 23rd, though. But we want them NOW.In that case Mikey will deal with this in the morning. fuck that.  i've known east side dave for 6 years.

This message was edited by SinA on 2-21-07 @ 9:16 AM

aceofspades7

02-21-2007, 05:33 AM

the i57 commercials are amazing - didn't ron mix in writing in latin with his other hand while on i57 last night?

matt_obscure

02-21-2007, 07:08 AM

That's awesome. I didn't know if everyone else was enjoying them as much as I have. Much love to the boys, and good luck getting everything together for Friday night. I know having the frozen mouse in your corner's going to make things a little more difficult. Thanks Mikeyboy!

Mista_B

02-21-2007, 07:11 AM

FezPaul wrote: HBox wrote: mikeyboy wrote: I'm working on it. It's not going to happen until after the 23rd, though. But we want them NOW.Yeah, why should he be busy until the 23rd?I thought Earl was handling the Big Ass Bash by himself. If Earls the only one working on the bash then god help us all. It will be a complete f**king mess.

Tenbatsuzen

02-21-2007, 07:15 AM

You know, if Mikey had some I57 Ignite, with cha de' bugre, he'd have enough energy to take care of the Bash AND get the live reads up. HA HA AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA BTW, I'm currently changing my oil in my car... WHILE DRIVING IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

mikeyboy

02-21-2007, 07:20 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: You know, if Mikey had some I57 Ignite, with cha de' bugre, he'd have enough energy to take care of the Bash AND get the live reads up. HA HA AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA BTW, I'm currently changing my oil in my car... WHILE DRIVING IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH  I'm going to stop by the station today after the show.  I'm hoping they have it sitting out in candy bowls.

torker

02-21-2007, 07:22 AM

I love the live spots for i57.  I'm just worried the boys will get caught up in the legal wranglings of the inevitable class-action lawsuit.

Tenbatsuzen

02-21-2007, 07:26 AM

torker wrote: I love the live spots for i57.  I'm just worried the boys will get caught up in the legal wranglings of the inevitable class-action lawsuit.This is a company who has basically said in their official, pre-recorded ads that it's "better than ephedra" and that it's a thermogenic.  In a time where all these diet-companies are shying away from even mentioning the "E" word or keeping far, far away from it (like, "Ephedra-Free"), I don't think they're going to have a problem with Ron's reads.

Tenbatsuzen

02-21-2007, 07:28 AM

Perhaps I57 will explain how the main event will work on Friday.Earl + I57 = Chris Tucker

Fezticle98

02-21-2007, 07:46 AM

torker wrote: I love the live spots for i57.  I'm just worried the boys will get caught up in the legal wranglings of the inevitable class-action lawsuit.Good point. We're just a couple steps away from an Anna Nichole situation.Why is everything about the number 23? <a href="http://www.number23movie.com/">http://www.number23movie.com/</a> Starring Jim Carey, who played Andy Kaufman. Andy Kaufman wrestled women and was a noted chauvinist, much like Fez. Kaufman was the subject of an REM song, Fez's favorite band. Do I have to paint a picture for you people? Either Andy Kaufman is Fez and all will be revealed on the 23rd or Fez is going to die on the 23rd. The second scenario is admittedly more likely.

ralphbxny

02-22-2007, 05:13 PM

Today Mr. B did an awesome Job  with the I57 reads again....my personal fav...since I started taking this stuff Fezzie I can melt change in my hand!!

SinA

02-22-2007, 05:14 PM

ralphbxny wrote: Today Mr. B did an awesome Job  with the I57 reads again....my personal fav...since I started taking this stuff Fezzie I can melt change in my hand!! silar?

lleeder

02-24-2007, 05:50 PM

I got an I57 tee shirt and it actually made it home with me. Yesssss

Fallon

02-24-2007, 06:06 PM

lleeder wrote: I got an I57 tee shirt and it actually made it home with me. Yesssss All I got from the girls was a I57 coupon. Bastard!

Tenbatsuzen

02-24-2007, 07:09 PM

Fallon wrote: lleeder wrote: I got an I57 tee shirt and it actually made it home with me. Yesssss All I got from the girls was a I57 coupon. Bastard! Actually, I got a T-shirt and I gave it away because it was a size "L".  Even at my skinniest, that shit wouldn't fly without me looking like a homo.

lleeder

02-25-2007, 08:29 AM

Fallon wrote: lleeder wrote: I got an I57 tee shirt and it actually made it home with me. Yesssss  All I got from the girls was a I57 coupon. Bastard!Is it redeamable for an I57 Girl ass grab?

Cleophus James

02-26-2007, 05:31 PM

any progress here??

ralphbxny

02-27-2007, 05:45 AM

Is it me or is the term...Cha' bugre being worked into your vocabulary too?

torker

02-27-2007, 09:27 AM

ralphbxny wrote: Is it me or is the term...Cha' bugre being worked into your vocabulary too? Mamaluka ChaDeBugre

moochcassidy

02-27-2007, 09:44 AM

possibly the best bit to come out of the FM show.i nearly had to run out of the studio i was laughin so much...you could tell ron was havin fun with it.

drjoek

03-03-2007, 07:32 AM

Any progress on the I57 live reads??I d love to hear them again

Yuppie_Scum

03-03-2007, 07:57 AM

fezticle98 wrote: torker wrote: I love the live spots for i57. I'm just worried the boys will get caught up in the legal wranglings of the inevitable class-action lawsuit.Good point. We're just a couple steps away from an Anna Nichole situation.Why is everything about the number 23? <a href="http://www.number23movie.com/">http://www.number23movie.com/</a> Starring Jim Carey, who played Andy Kaufman. Andy Kaufman wrestled women and was a noted chauvinist, much like Fez. Kaufman was the subject of an REM song, Fez's favorite band. Do I have to paint a picture for you people? Either Andy Kaufman is Fez and all will be revealed on the 23rd or Fez is going to die on the 23rd. The second scenario is admittedly more likely. Random yet bizarre -- you mention a class action THEN the number 23. The class action rule in federal court is ... RULE 23!!I'm going to play lotto right now.

samnyc

03-03-2007, 11:48 AM

Looks like Ron's reads are helping the product take off as I saw some in my local CVS this morning!

mikeyboy

03-03-2007, 01:18 PM

<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/3096">Here are all 18 of the live I57 Ignite reads so far</a>

PapaBear

03-03-2007, 01:22 PM

THAAAAAANK YOU!

matt_obscure

03-03-2007, 05:33 PM

That's why you're the best, Mikeyboy, you're like money in the bank. Thanks!

ralphbxny

03-03-2007, 05:37 PM

mikeyboy wrote: <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/3096">Here are all 18 of the live I57 Ignite reads so far</a> Mikey your a million bucks!!

drjoek

03-04-2007, 12:19 PM

mikeyboy wrote: <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/3096">Here are all 18 of the live I57 Ignite reads so far</a> Here's the list 1)Mikeyboy Thats it thats the list no one else comes close Thanks Saint Mikeyboy

Reephdweller

03-04-2007, 12:24 PM

Mikey, this is awesome! Thanks MikeyMAN!

Reephdweller

03-04-2007, 12:29 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Fallon wrote: lleeder wrote: I got an I57 tee shirt and it actually made it home with me. Yesssss All I got from the girls was a I57 coupon. Bastard! Actually, I got a T-shirt and I gave it away because it was a size "L". Even at my skinniest, that shit wouldn't fly without me looking like a homo.  Damn, the only thing I got out of it was an ass rub on my leg from one of the girls as she walked past me by the ring area, she was in a bit of a hurry and she raped my leg inadvertantly.

weekapaugjz

03-04-2007, 04:34 PM

i was so paranoid i drove the whole way through back yards.these live reads are fucking great.

moochcassidy

03-06-2007, 11:29 AM

goddamn these bits are funny.thank you for putting these together guys

yomudder21

03-06-2007, 11:30 AM

Despite knowing the fact that this stuff is not good for you.........for some reason i want to go to CVS and get some..................

hereintheUK

03-06-2007, 05:56 PM

The one where Ron starts yodelling is my favourite.

paedz718

03-13-2007, 10:54 AM

please, someone post the helter skelter i57 live read, F'ing brilliant...<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" />

deliciousV

03-13-2007, 12:00 PM

Squirrel music from a type writter is a hard one to beat. I spit beer on my laptop, its a bitch to clean.

patrick187

03-13-2007, 12:35 PM

I took I-57 Ignite last night, not only did I wash every car on my block, I even tied up my entire family including my dog with a telaphone cord, shot cha da bugre into my eyeball tore a hole in the family bible and fucked it to pieces in front of my petrafied family, and the whole time I kept yelling "The red coats are coming The red coats are coming!!!"

torker

03-13-2007, 01:00 PM

paedz718 wrote: please, someone post the helter skelter i57 live read, F'ing brilliant...<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> We're looking at you Mikeyboy.

DirtyJersey

03-13-2007, 06:13 PM

Thank you Mikeyboy for the hard work of isolating all of these.

ralphbxny

03-13-2007, 08:52 PM

The reads took the night off. MR. B getting new material!!!

CINQUE

03-15-2007, 03:40 PM

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suggums

03-15-2007, 04:02 PM

FUCK

rangerNY

03-15-2007, 08:06 PM

From 3/8/07. <a href="http://silvertest.macconnect.com/mp3/I57-3-8-07-burn_the_studio.mp3" target="_blank">Ron tries to revive ESD</a>. Genius!  

This message was edited by rangerNY on 3-16-07 @ 12:06 AM

Enabler

03-15-2007, 08:23 PM

Helter Skelter read PLEASE.

paedz718

03-16-2007, 06:31 AM

i isolated the helter skelter read myself. not sure where i can post it to share, but if anyone wants it, send me a pm and i can upload it to a file sharing site like yousendit. :)

Furtherman

03-16-2007, 07:25 AM

There are classics!  Thanks Mikeyboy for posting them.My favorites are the Catcher In The Rye: Ron saying Fez, I was playing a piano and I thought wow, I don't even play piano but I looked down and it was a typewriter anyway and instead of paper, I had shoved a squirrel in there.  And the Competitive Yodeling: Bring me a bucket of water!  By the way, my eyes are lazers. But wasn't there one with East Side Dave and Ron said "Dave, come here" then "DON'T YOU EVER TRUST MEEEEE!!!!!" before killing him?  That was hysterical.

Captain Rooster

03-16-2007, 08:04 AM

rangerNY wrote: From 3/8/07. <a href="http://silvertest.macconnect.com/mp3/I57-3-8-07-burn_the_studio.mp3" target="_blank">Ron tries to revive ESD</a>. Genius!   This message was edited by rangerNY on 3-16-07 @ 12:06 AM Holy S that's funny ... "Burn the studio!" --Ron on i57

patrick187

03-16-2007, 08:21 AM

I took I-57 Ignite last night and came to the realization that I am the Devil and I was put on this earth to kill Christopher Hewett, the actor who played Mr. Belvedere. I will tear his flesh, wear his flesh, and be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.