eggers
11-06-2001, 08:49 PM
I have one friend and approximately eight other associates... it's all good. And this morning, after reading a superfluous post about message board poster and ron and fez staple effmeboobs,I decided to ask my one friend about effmeboobs.
"So there's this other poster named effmeboobs," I excitingly told my friend.
"Look at me. Does it look like I care about you and your f-ing ronfez.net message board?" my friend responded.
"I wonder what nationality effmeboobs is."
"I said look at me. Does it look that I care one f-ing bit?"
"She's probably french... the 'eff' is probably derived from the 'eif'fel tower... the words are spelled so much the same that she must be french." I was very excited and was probably yelling this (I get excited whenever I make outstanding revelations like the one that I just made).
"Are you a retard? Go away retard," my friend jokingly said.
"I wonder what she looks like and what she likes to do... some people like 'ikeaboy' (furniture guro) and 'girl germs' (biochemist) have names indicative of their occupations and/ or interests. Effmeboobs is simply her name like my name is Jim Eggers. Anyway, I wonder what she likes to do."
"Are you okay? Were you hit by a car today? Are you still doing that f-ing anthrax-contaminated heroine? Are you, are you?"
"I'm okay, thanks for asking. You're a true friend."
"Go f yourself."
"Yeah, her name is effmeboobs."
"I've had enough! You're a true moron. Stop calling me!"
Here's where my friend left (he probably had something important to do; else, he would listen to my theosis on effmeboobs as my theosis is very interest)... and I subsequently began talking to mysekf(I do that often; it's really cool).
Eventually, local authoroties escorted me home.:):)
Thank you, good luck, and god bless America,
Jim Eggers
... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!
"So there's this other poster named effmeboobs," I excitingly told my friend.
"Look at me. Does it look like I care about you and your f-ing ronfez.net message board?" my friend responded.
"I wonder what nationality effmeboobs is."
"I said look at me. Does it look that I care one f-ing bit?"
"She's probably french... the 'eff' is probably derived from the 'eif'fel tower... the words are spelled so much the same that she must be french." I was very excited and was probably yelling this (I get excited whenever I make outstanding revelations like the one that I just made).
"Are you a retard? Go away retard," my friend jokingly said.
"I wonder what she looks like and what she likes to do... some people like 'ikeaboy' (furniture guro) and 'girl germs' (biochemist) have names indicative of their occupations and/ or interests. Effmeboobs is simply her name like my name is Jim Eggers. Anyway, I wonder what she likes to do."
"Are you okay? Were you hit by a car today? Are you still doing that f-ing anthrax-contaminated heroine? Are you, are you?"
"I'm okay, thanks for asking. You're a true friend."
"Go f yourself."
"Yeah, her name is effmeboobs."
"I've had enough! You're a true moron. Stop calling me!"
Here's where my friend left (he probably had something important to do; else, he would listen to my theosis on effmeboobs as my theosis is very interest)... and I subsequently began talking to mysekf(I do that often; it's really cool).
Eventually, local authoroties escorted me home.:):)
Thank you, good luck, and god bless America,
Jim Eggers
... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!