eggers
11-06-2001, 09:06 PM
in my room there are many toys,
they are there to entice the boys.
i have model trains and little toy cars.
if they are old enough (14+), we can even go to bars.
my name is fez,
you can call me fez, fez.
all girls are ugly and stupid,
why can't i find my cupid?
i want a man who will win my heart,
his name could be john, bernie, or bart.
my name is fez.
you can call me fez, fez.
if the yankees loose, i don't care,
all that matters are the tight pants jeter will wear.
mario cantone doesn't know i'm alive.
i remember the day greg louganis tought me how to dive.
my name is fez.
you can call me fez, fez.
this poem sucks, i know,
it's just that i'm a little slow.
when i was young, i was hit in the head.
and now all i do is wet my bed.
my name is fez,
you can call me fez, fez.
maybe ron can help me get better,
and then i will stop being a bed wetter.
but for now i must come out of the closet,
and there is really nothing that rhymes with closet.
my name is fez,
you can call me fez, fez.
... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!
they are there to entice the boys.
i have model trains and little toy cars.
if they are old enough (14+), we can even go to bars.
my name is fez,
you can call me fez, fez.
all girls are ugly and stupid,
why can't i find my cupid?
i want a man who will win my heart,
his name could be john, bernie, or bart.
my name is fez.
you can call me fez, fez.
if the yankees loose, i don't care,
all that matters are the tight pants jeter will wear.
mario cantone doesn't know i'm alive.
i remember the day greg louganis tought me how to dive.
my name is fez.
you can call me fez, fez.
this poem sucks, i know,
it's just that i'm a little slow.
when i was young, i was hit in the head.
and now all i do is wet my bed.
my name is fez,
you can call me fez, fez.
maybe ron can help me get better,
and then i will stop being a bed wetter.
but for now i must come out of the closet,
and there is really nothing that rhymes with closet.
my name is fez,
you can call me fez, fez.
... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!