PARTY PREDICTIONS

[OneEyeJack]

<p>PREDICTION NO.1<br /><br />A large group of angry listners who cant get in to the Hard Rock chanting for Earl,s head!</p>

[OneEyeJack]

<p>PREDICTION NO.2</p><p>Wackbag ticket scalpers make a fortune selling fake tickets to desparate listners.</p>

[Jughead]

#3..Somebody gets killed by a flying jack hammer move!!!Or a flying metal chair!!!

[lleeder]

<font size="3">#4. This thread goes nowhere fast</font>

[torker]

<p><em>Pain.</em></p><p><img src="http://web2277.vs.netbenefit.co.uk/acatalog/Clubber_Lang-01.jpg" border="0" width="123" height="240" /></p>

[OneEyeJack]

<p>PREDICTION NO.5</p><p>A JEALOUS iLeeder tries to tarnish another fun thread.</p>

[PapaBear]

I said it last night, and I stand by it. Earl will strap on a bomb, and take everyone out with him.

[Furtherman]

Everything will go smoothly.

[OneEyeJack]

<p>PREDICTION...</p><p>ANGRY fans from Nebraska, Georgia, Ohio etc. stake out fire exitsand set upon unsuspecting smokersand stomp them for thier wrist bands</p>

[OneEyeJack]

<p>PREDICTION...</p><p>PITZEY goes out one of the fire exits for some air and is stomped by the OUTSIDERS.(the people he tried tohelp in the first place)</p>

[OneEyeJack]

<p>PREDICTION....</p><p>BIG A is sent out of the club to calm down the mob, because he is so cool,and is never seen or heard from again.</p>

[OneEyeJack]

<p>PREDICTION....</p><p>Lenay D disappears and Lilly shows up as Ruord Curd Girl</p>

[Picasso Intern]

<p>Prediction...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Hippies outside the Hard Rock holding &quot;I need a miracle&quot; signs.&nbsp;</p>

[NortonRules]

Radio Shark will 'stinkbomb'&nbsp;Earl to death.&nbsp; At the request of the crowd.&nbsp; The crowd inside and the larger crowd outside.&nbsp;

[FUNKMAN]

<p><font size="5">Best Event Ever In The History Of Earldom!</font></p><p><font size="5">definitely</font></p>

[K.C.]

<p>PREDICTION:</p><p>Earl Douglass resigns in disgrace on 2/26/07...Koko B Ware replaces him as executive producer on 2/27/07</p>

[mikeyboy]

Prediction: OneEyeJack will become a Super Poster tonight just by posting every single one of his predictions as a separate post.

[OneEyeJack]

<p>PREDICTION....</p><p>Mikeyboy choses to sing DAZED AND CONFUSED (led zepplin) for karioke contest. Wins Honorable Mention</p>

[OneEyeJack]

<p>PREDICTION....</p><p>BOBO,s microphone will mysteriously stop working mid song.</p>

[hotshot70]

PREDICTION: Midnight Rider Jr. will be held hostage by Dave's camp and they will threaten to remove his mask and then shave him. Rider will be distracted and Dave will win.

[Don Stugots]

Prediction: no one will get inside.&nbsp; 500 people will be standing outside trying to get in.

[reeshy]

I predict that at least one board asshole will get his ass kicked....

[bobrobot]

<strong><font size="7" color="#000080">All the people w/ an enthusiatic,&nbsp;positive attitude will have a great time!!!</font></strong>

[Fezticle98]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />I said it last night, and I stand by it. Earl will strap on a bomb, and take everyone out with him. <p>The bomb robot steps in just in time to save the day. DANGER DANGER!! SUBMIT TO A RECTAL SCAN EARL DOUGLAS. DANGER DANGER!!</p>

[bobrobot]

<strong>OneEyeJack</strong> wrote:<br /><p>PREDICTION....</p><p>BOBO,s microphone will mysteriously stop working mid song.</p><p><strong><font color="#000080">I got such mighty pipes I dont need no damn mic!!! I'll hit high C &amp; crack yer damn beer bottle!!!</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font size="7" color="#000080">All the people w/ an enthusiatic, positive attitude will have a great time!!!</font></strong><p>&nbsp;agreed.</p>

[CofyCrakCocaine]

<p>Prediction: A Disaster of Unrivaled Proportions Shall Strike Terror And Tragedy Into the Heart of Lakehurst, New Jersey! </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;Look...here it comes...OH&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u46/CofyCrakCocaine/hugh_manatee.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Snacks]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />Prediction: no one will get inside.&nbsp; 500 people will be standing outside trying to get in. <p>Damn it stu I was just going to post that.</p><p>That is the reason I'm not going. Its going to be so over-crowded and I have a feeling not a lot of people are going to get in. Think about it, so many people want to go, its a hard rock cafe in NYC so its not the biggest place in the world and it has a regular business to run. They are not shutting down for this event are they? If not, whats happens to actual customers who want to sit down and eat? They are not going to turn them away for people who may or may not eat/drink etc.</p><p>I hope its fun for everyone that goes, it just seems like it will be to crowded to have fun. For those that do o take pictures and post them for us that dont.</p>

[ralphbxny]

<p>Stink bomb will strike again!!!</p>

[OneEyeJack]

<p>PREDICTION.....</p><p>While Dave and the midnite rider are wrestling,someone shouts out,DON THE HYPNOTISTS name and the rider goes into his animal fart inspector character.</p>

[Don Stugots]

on Monday Earl will be fired and Micky D's resume will appear on Ron's desk.

[torker]

Happy Land Part Deux

[Gvac]

<p>With any luck, there will be at least one minor catastrophe.&nbsp; </p><p>It'll make for a great show on Monday.&nbsp;</p>

[Arch Stanton]

Will be a righteous groove.

[OneEyeJack]

<p>PREDICTION....</p><p>HARD ROCK JOHNNY enters kairoke contest and sings CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE.(jimmmy buffet)</p>

[Chip196]

<p>Prediction:</p><p>I will have a good time regardles, and will enjoy meeting many of you from the board.</p>

[BeerBandit]

<strong>Chip196</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Prediction:</p><p>I will have a good time regardles, and will enjoy meeting many of you from the board.</p><p>&nbsp;I will have a good time...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>...as long as I don't meet Chip 196!&nbsp;</p>

[Chip196]

<strong>BeerBandit</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Chip196</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Prediction:</p><p>I will have a good time regardles, and will enjoy meeting many of you from the board.</p><p>&nbsp;I will have a good time...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>...as long as I don't meet Chip 196!&nbsp;</p><p>Good ... I don't want to meet anyone with Negative Sheepy points!</p>

[OneEyeJack]

<p>PREDICTION....</p><p>CHIP196 goes out an exit for a smoke and is immediately seized by the OUTSIDERS</p>

[Chip196]

<strong>OneEyeJack</strong> wrote:<br /><p>PREDICTION....</p><p>CHIP196 goes out an exit for a smoke and is immediately seized by the OUTSIDERS</p><p>I think I'll be too afraid to go out for a smoke.</p>

[BeerBandit]

<strong>Chip196</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>OneEyeJack</strong> wrote:<br /><p>PREDICTION....</p><p>CHIP196 goes out an exit for a smoke and is immediately seized by the OUTSIDERS</p><p>I think I'll be too afraid to go out for a smoke.</p><p>A Hero will come along</p><p>with the strength to carry on...</p><p>and save Chip196 from the OUTSIDERS.</p><p>Chip196 will give him a cigar as his reward.</p>

[Chip196]

<strong>BeerBandit</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Chip196</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>OneEyeJack</strong> wrote:<br /><p>PREDICTION....</p><p>CHIP196 goes out an exit for a smoke and is immediately seized by the OUTSIDERS</p><p>I think I'll be too afraid to go out for a smoke.</p><p>A Hero will come along</p><p>with the strength to carry on...</p><p>and save Chip196 from the OUTSIDERS.</p><p>Chip196 will give him a cigar as his reward.</p><p>Well, although they won't be $28 Cubans, I will have a couple from the collection with me .... I hope they'll be like Cigarettes in Prison.</p>

[OneEyeJack]

<p>PREDICTION....</p><p>As night falls and weather conditions deteriate,ticketless FBAers,and POST WHORES are rounded up by the incidious outsiders and used as human shields as the mob makes a run at the doors.</p>

[sailor]

<strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />Prediction: no one will get inside. 500 people will be standing outside trying to get in. <p>Damn it stu I was just going to post that.</p><p>That is the reason I'm not going. Its going to be so over-crowded and I have a feeling not a lot of people are going to get in. Think about it, so many people want to go, its a hard rock cafe in NYC so its not the biggest place in the world and it has a regular business to run. They are not shutting down for this event are they? If not, whats happens to actual customers who want to sit down and eat? They are not going to turn them away for people who may or may not eat/drink etc.</p><p>I hope its fun for everyone that goes, it just seems like it will be to crowded to have fun. For those that do o take pictures and post them for us that dont.</p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">i believe there's concert-type area on premises, separate from the dining area. </font></p>

[OneEyeJack]

<p>PREDICTION....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Now filled with madness the OUTSIDERS enter the hardrock,with only one thought REVENGE SWEET REVENGE. First to taste the retaliation is poor Frenchy and Mafia Chris,they were positioned at the doors to give out thier rally towels only to run out instantly as the mob descends upon them. The mob resort to tearing at theur clothes for souviners. THE HORROR&nbsp; THE HORRER</p>

[torker]

<strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />Prediction: no one will get inside. 500 people will be standing outside trying to get in. <p>Damn it stu I was just going to post that.</p><p>That is the reason I'm not going. Its going to be so over-crowded and I have a feeling not a lot of people are going to get in. Think about it, so many people want to go, its a hard rock cafe in NYC so its not the biggest place in the world and it has a regular business to run. They are not shutting down for this event are they? If not, whats happens to actual customers who want to sit down and eat? They are not going to turn them away for people who may or may not eat/drink etc.</p><p>I hope its fun for everyone that goes, it just seems like it will be to crowded to have fun. For those that do o take pictures and post them for us that dont.</p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">i believe there's concert-type area on premises, separate from the dining area. </font></p><p>I foresee the the return of the velvet rope.</p><p><img src="http://keepitoffmywave.com/images/velvetrope.jpg" border="0" width="242" height="204" /></p>

[OneEyeJack]

<p>PREDICTION.....</p><p>Opie and Anthony set up another VIP section.</p>

[HumpmanHanks]

<p>The Midnight Rider gets unmasked and it turns out to be..........</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="5">BIG A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!</font></p>

[Tall_James]

A board member will vomit....and hiliarity will ensue.