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Rockvillejoe

02-24-2007, 05:25 PM

Mr B: Tried to send this via microsoft outlook e-mail, and it just shit in my face, so Mr B I hope you read this:Ron B,     I usually listen to the show after it has been recorded. Friday, am, you guys referred to the Kathy bates thread, and how negative it was. ESD apparently was ticked about the thread. Please read the following entry that started the “negativity”. Admittedly a little harsh, but fw is like a little brother in my  make believe radio family, (I gotta get a life), he needed someone to defend him, a little.  It just irritated me that fw was ridiculed for making a comment  that was actually right on in my opinion. He’s in that difficult position that if he defends himself for being a little fem, he may be regarded as oversensitive. There was an intent to be funny and angry here, but I guess it was missed by esd. Anyway,  my apologies to you guys if it offended, just felt bad for fw. In closing, If you ever happen across some of my entries, you will usually find them as positive, they are not to bash the show, but to actually have fun with it. Thank you and the rest of the buddays for making my days a lot easier to deal with by listening to your great show. Joe Pxxxxxx       Here is what I actually wrote: I'm defending FW on this one. You want to check my hetero-meter? Go ahead. I daily piss out more testosterone then Mr B keeps in his ball sack for a decade, (hyperbole alert). I absolutely agree with FW about kathy bates. in the movies, (and i do believe that was the context of their round table yakfest), If you ask me, kathy bates has bigger balls than that wanna be michael "macho man" madsen. madsen? who let some one eyed blonde, hannah,  in a nurses uniform kill him, and don't forget the fact that he couldn't even kill another blonde, thurman, even after blasting her with a shotgun, point blank? madsen always looks likes an overweight dullard except in resevoir dogs. mickey rourke? now there's a "man's man" who gets  routine  plastic surgery like some hollywood bimbo. and has huge man tits. Gary Sinise? all 4'11, 120 lb.? Kathy Bates could kick his ass with one fat chubby arm tied behind her back. Give me a break. Bates may being missing a cock, but she is  a lot more imposing and tough on the screen  than those fags the suppossed R&F "regular guys" mentioned. maron-a-mia,  bates had jimmy "sonny corleone" caan shitting rainbow colors, and  who's gonna argue with her as bobby bouche&

Bob Impact

02-24-2007, 05:38 PM

Huh?

jetdog

02-24-2007, 05:41 PM

please see my post concerning Indonesian Gum trees.

weekapaugjz

02-24-2007, 05:43 PM

thats more words than i care to take in right now

lleeder

02-24-2007, 05:44 PM

IamFogHat

02-24-2007, 06:03 PM

Microsoft outlook?  Dude, get yourself a Gmail account and email them, don't waste our time with it.

Rockvillejoe

02-24-2007, 06:17 PM

IamFogHat wrote: Microsoft outlook?  Dude, get yourself a Gmail account and email them, don't waste our time with it. Dude? who you calling dude?  this was an act of bravery, of sincerity, of in your face, bold, brash, unabashed ice cold blooded truth! if you read the caption, i do believe it was not A Note For IamFogHat, but for one Ron Aloyisous Bennington. i for one am sick of this website getting bashed for suppossed "negative" bashing by the so-called "newbies" when nothing could be further from the truth. this was a direct appeal to one ron bennington to read what was actually written, instead of what that dog fucking retard claims was written, in his attempt make fba look better (since he is now a mod over there). and in return, i get dead crickets? i get "don't wast our time"? i get "huh"? you sirs, don't waste my time with such drivel. (actually, thanks for the g-mail idea).  good day to you sir.

Rockvillejoe

02-24-2007, 06:18 PM

weekapaugjz wrote: thats more words than i care to take in right now actually the painkillers kicked in right when i sat down to log on. oye vey.

IamFogHat

02-24-2007, 06:19 PM

Rockvillejoe wrote: IamFogHat wrote: Microsoft outlook? Dude, get yourself a Gmail account and email them, don't waste our time with it. Dude? who you calling dude? this was an act of bravery, of sincerity, of in your face, bold, brash, unabashed ice cold blooded truth! if you read the caption, i do believe it was not A Note For IamFogHat, but for one Ron Aloyisous Bennington. i for one am sick of this website getting bashed for suppossed "negative" bashing by the so-called "newbies" when nothing could be further from the truth. this was a direct appeal to one ron bennington to read what was actually written, instead of what that dog fucking retard claims was written, in his attempt make fba look better (since he is now a mod over there). and in return, i get dead crickets? i get "don't wast our time"? i get "huh"? you sirs, don't waste my time with such drivel. (actually, thanks for the g-mail idea). good day to you sir.  How are those painkillers doing right now, dude?

reeshy

02-24-2007, 06:20 PM

I am so glad I went off the wagon tonight!!!!!!!!!! Eat me dick!!!!!

Rockvillejoe

02-24-2007, 06:22 PM

reeshy wrote: I am so glad I went off the wagon tonight!!!!!!!!!! Eat me dick!!!!! is it off the wagon or on the wagon?

Rockvillejoe

02-24-2007, 06:23 PM

IamFogHat wrote: Rockvillejoe wrote: IamFogHat wrote: Microsoft outlook? Dude, get yourself a Gmail account and email them, don't waste our time with it. Dude? who you calling dude? this was an act of bravery, of sincerity, of in your face, bold, brash, unabashed ice cold blooded truth! if you read the caption, i do believe it was not A Note For IamFogHat, but for one Ron Aloyisous Bennington. i for one am sick of this website getting bashed for suppossed "negative" bashing by the so-called "newbies" when nothing could be further from the truth. this was a direct appeal to one ron bennington to read what was actually written, instead of what that dog fucking retard claims was written, in his attempt make fba look better (since he is now a mod over there). and in return, i get dead crickets? i get "don't wast our time"? i get "huh"? you sirs, don't waste my time with such drivel. (actually, thanks for the g-mail idea). good day to you sir.  How are those painkillers doing right now, dude?i think i cold use a couple more after reading this thread

NortonRules

02-24-2007, 06:23 PM

Did anyone get past the first 3 sentences of this?

weekapaugjz

02-24-2007, 06:24 PM

NortonRules wrote: Did anyone get past the first 3 sentences of this? no

Rockvillejoe

02-24-2007, 06:24 PM

NortonRules wrote: Did anyone get past the first 3 sentences of this? it actually came out as pure fucking poetry when i wrote it. maybe a little run on and wordy? 

This message was edited by Rockvillejoe on 2-24-07 @ 10:25 PM

Jughead

02-24-2007, 06:25 PM

IamFogHat wrote: Rockvillejoe wrote: IamFogHat wrote: Microsoft outlook? Dude, get yourself a Gmail account and email them, don't waste our time with it. Dude? who you calling dude? this was an act of bravery, of sincerity, of in your face, bold, brash, unabashed ice cold blooded truth! if you read the caption, i do believe it was not A Note For IamFogHat, but for one Ron Aloyisous Bennington. i for one am sick of this website getting bashed for suppossed "negative" bashing by the so-called "newbies" when nothing could be further from the truth. this was a direct appeal to one ron bennington to read what was actually written, instead of what that dog fucking retard claims was written, in his attempt make fba look better (since he is now a mod over there). and in return, i get dead crickets? i get "don't wast our time"? i get "huh"? you sirs, don't waste my time with such drivel. (actually, thanks for the g-mail idea). good day to you sir. How are those painkillers doing right now, dude? Real good I took 4 at 10:05 eastern.....Thanks!!!

Annunaki

02-24-2007, 11:07 PM

[quote]Rockvillejoe wrote: Mr B: Tried to send this via microsoft outlook e-mail, and it just shit in my face, so Mr B I hope you read this:Ron B, I usually listen to the show after it has been recorded. Friday, am, you guys referred to the Kathy bates thread, and how negative it was. ESD apparently was ticked about the thread. Please read the following entry that started the “negativity”. Admittedly a little harsh, but fw is like a little brother in my make believe radio family, (I gotta get a life), he needed someone to defend him, a little. It just irritated me that fw was ridiculed for making a comment that was actually right on in my opinion. He’s in that difficult position that if he defends himself for being a little fem, he may be regarded as oversensitive. There was an intent to be funny and angry here, but I guess it was missed by esd. Anyway, my apologies to you guys if it offended, just felt bad for fw. In closing, If you ever happen across some of my entries, you will usually find them as positive, they are not to bash the show, but to actually have fun with it. Thank you and the rest of the buddays for making my days a lot easier to deal with by listening to your great show. Joe Pxxxxxx Here is what I actually wrote: I'm defending FW on this one. You want to check my hetero-meter? Go ahead. I daily piss out more testosterone then Mr B keeps in his ball sack for a decade, (hyperbole alert). I absolutely agree with FW about kathy bates. in the movies, (and i do believe that was the context of their round table yakfest), If you ask me, kathy bates has bigger balls than that wanna be michael "macho man" madsen. madsen? who let some one eyed blonde, hannah, in a nurses uniform kill him, and don't forget the fact that he couldn't even kill another blonde, thurman, even after blasting her with a shotgun, point blank? madsen always looks likes an overweight dullard except in resevoir dogs. mickey rourke? now there's a "man's man" who gets routine plastic surgery like some hollywood bimbo. and has huge man tits. Gary Sinise? all 4'11, 120 lb.? Kathy Bates could kick his ass with one fat chubby arm tied behind her back. Give me a break. Bates may being missing a cock, but she is a lot more imposing and tough on the screen than those fags the suppossed R&F "regular guys" mentioned. maron-a-mia, bates had jimmy "sonny corleone" caan shitting rainbow colors, and who's gonna argue with her as bobby bouche's mama? you? <font face="Verdana" size="2" colo

Mike Teacher

02-25-2007, 04:06 AM

this was a direct appeal to one ron bennington to read what was actually written, instead of what that dog fucking retard claims was written, in his attempt make fba look better (since he is now a mod over there). and in return, i get dead crickets? i get "don't wast our time"? i get "huh"? you sirs, =OK fine but write something intelligible and readable. The huge block of text turns 90% of readers off, and the content, well, it's literally un-readable. So the 'huh?s' are quite justified. Relax, figure out the point you're trying to make, and try again. Succinctly and clearly. Or not.

docgoblin

02-25-2007, 05:16 AM

Mike Teacher wrote: this was a direct appeal to one ron bennington to read what was actually written, instead of what that dog fucking retard claims was written, in his attempt make fba look better (since he is now a mod over there). and in return, i get dead crickets? i get "don't wast our time"? i get "huh"? you sirs, =OK fine but write something intelligible and readable. The huge block of text turns 90% of readers off, and the content, well, it's literally un-readable. So the 'huh?s' are quite justified. Relax, figure out the point you're trying to make, and try again. Succinctly and clearly. Or not.  It's just way too wordy for a message board post. Jamming the whole mess into one paragraph makes it worse. I couldn't get past the second sentence.

nassue

02-25-2007, 05:58 AM

lleeder wrote: <img src="http://www.knutsonlivebait.com/images/crickets.jpg" border="0" width="270" height="203" /> have no idea what this thread is about, nor do i care but this made me laughtee-hee

Reephdweller

02-25-2007, 06:18 AM

<hr width="100%" size="2" /> i for one am sick of this website getting bashed for suppossed "negative" bashing by the so-called "newbies" when nothing could be further from the truth. this was a direct appeal to one ron bennington to read what was actually written, instead of what that dog fucking retard claims was written, in his attempt make fba look better (since he is now a mod over there). <hr width="100%" size="2" /> You do know that there's things called "bits" don't you? Or are you really getting yourself this worked up that you would actually write this and post it this way for the attention of Ron? If you're really serious, then I think you are taking things way too literally and emotionally.  On that note though, I completely agree that there is WAY too much negativity from new posters who feel they can either make a name for themselves by saying something outrageous, or the other side it where you have boardmembers making up fake names to post shit to start trouble. Either way though it does happen a lot here, and for quite a while it was directed by new posters squarely at ESD. There's definitely some great new posters on the board and all are welcome, if anything this little group is more welcoming than most sites. Though it has to be said that there are also a good amount of new posters who act like dicks on this board. It's just what it is.

lleeder

02-25-2007, 06:22 AM

I read the whole thing and I still feel the same way<img src="http://www.knutsonlivebait.com/images/crickets.jpg" border="0" width="270" height="203" />

Reephdweller

02-25-2007, 06:28 AM

To be honest, I didn't read a damn word. I saw that snippet and replied.<img src="http://www.mymegaweb.com/namibiaweb/images/bugs%20everywhere.jpg" border="0" width="450" height="591" />

Don Stugots

02-25-2007, 06:36 AM

docgoblin

02-25-2007, 06:49 AM

lleeder wrote: I read the whole thing and I still feel the same way<img src="http://www.knutsonlivebait.com/images/crickets.jpg" border="0" width="270" height="203" /> You must be one of those few that got through War and Peace also.

Don Stugots

02-25-2007, 06:51 AM

weekapaugjz wrote: NortonRules wrote: Did anyone get past the first 3 sentences of this? no three words?

reillyluck

02-25-2007, 06:58 AM

day two.  i still have not got past the first paragraph.  I'll try again tomorrow. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" border="0" width="30" height="23" />

Don Stugots

02-25-2007, 06:59 AM

reillyluck wrote: day two. i still have not got past the first paragraph. I'll try again tomorrow. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" border="0" width="30" height="23" /> dont.  i need your brain to not be fried.

Midkiff

02-25-2007, 07:11 AM

This dude sucks testes.Pay special attention to the third commandment.1. Thou shalt love the Ron thy God with all thine heart and soul.2. Thou shalt have no other gods before Ron.3. Thou shalt not question Ron, the Lord thy God. Doing so shall condemn thee to an eternity in the lake of fire, swimming in fire and brimstone, apart from Ron for all time.

johnniewalker

02-25-2007, 07:17 AM

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/homer3889/button.jpg

Death Metal Moe

02-25-2007, 07:20 AM

Before you bash him, read it.  I actually think it's full of sarcasm, not a real shot at Ron.

Rockvillejoe

02-25-2007, 12:47 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Before you bash him, read it.  I actually think it's full of sarcasm, not a real shot at Ron. you hit it DMM. i  just didn't do a very good job of it, mental note: no more writing when on painkillers.....i kid because i love. just trying to continue the same level as the buddays, but not well enough.i'll leave the heavy comedy lifting to the pro's and  i'll go back to asking the farting, shitting  and pissing questions, more my level. my intent was to say that this forum is 90 percent positive, and 10 percent negative, not as much bashing as some people say. some very clever, funny stuff. even lleeder, (how do you say lleeder? is that pronounced starting with the single L or the spanish Y?") makes me guffaw at times. p.s. you know it's bad when mike the teacher is critiquing your entries for bad sentence form. i know i've gone too far. thanks DMM 

This message was edited by Rockvillejoe on 2-25-07 @ 4:49 PM

Mike Teacher

02-25-2007, 03:28 PM

p.s. you know it's bad when mike the teacher is critiquing your entries for bad sentence form. i know i've gone too far. thanks DMM =ahh no worries just bustin balls I have made some horrifically long and boring posts in my day, oh ya.

DonInNC

02-25-2007, 03:38 PM

Rockvillejoe wrote: Mr B: Tried to send this via microsoft outlook e-mail, and it just shit in my face, Check your SMTP server address.

sailor

02-25-2007, 03:52 PM

Don Stugots wrote: Rockvillejoe wrote: IamFogHat wrote: Microsoft outlook? Dude, get yourself a Gmail account and email them, don't waste our time with it. Dude? who you calling dude? Dude. sweet!!  what's mine say?

Bossanova

02-25-2007, 03:58 PM

I would have loved to have read it, but so long rockville.  Keep our intrest, tighten it up to like 3 lines.  Thanks budday

CofyCrakCocaine

02-25-2007, 04:35 PM

Reefdweller wrote:  there are also a good amount of new posters who act like dicks on this board.    First I slap you with these  <img src="http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u46/CofyCrakCocaine/white-gloves.jpg" border="0" />  And then it's on <img src="http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u46/CofyCrakCocaine/duelpistol.jpg" border="0" />

jetdog

02-25-2007, 04:52 PM

Rockvillejoe wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: Before you bash him, read it. I actually think it's full of sarcasm, not a real shot at Ron. you hit it DMM. i just didn't do a very good job of it, mental note: no more writing when on painkillers.....i kid because i love. just trying to continue the same level as the buddays, but not well enough.i'll leave the heavy comedy lifting to the pro's and i'll go back to asking the farting, shitting and pissing questions, more my level. my intent was to say that this forum is 90 percent positive, and 10 percent negative, not as much bashing as some people say. some very clever, funny stuff. even lleeder, (how do you say lleeder? is that pronounced starting with the single L or the spanish Y?") makes me guffaw at times. p.s. you know it's bad when mike the teacher is critiquing your entries for bad sentence form. i know i've gone too far. thanks DMM This message was edited by Rockvillejoe on 2-25-07 @ 4:49 PMI would suggest a liberal use of emoticons next time<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/help.gif" border="0" />

Rockvillejoe

02-26-2007, 11:46 AM

not my intention, but 900 views for this thread! i wish i had brought something better to the table than that. next time...

Death Metal Moe

02-26-2007, 11:52 AM

Rockvillejoe wrote: not my intention, but 900 views for this thread! i wish i had brought something better to the table than that. next time... <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5e/Inspector_Gadget14.jpg" border="0" width="196" height="160" />Next time Gadget, NEXT TIIIIIIME!!!

SinA

02-26-2007, 11:58 AM

congratulations rvj,i'm sure it must have been a difficult decision, but we're proud of you and support you.  i imagine it takes a lot of courage to come out of the closet.  you go girl!your non-gay friend, sina

Mista_B

02-26-2007, 01:21 PM

NortonRules wrote: Did anyone get past the first 3 sentences of this? No I did not. I just read the replies and assumed it was stupid.

Yerdaddy

03-05-2007, 02:49 AM

[quote]Annunaki wrote: [quote]Rockvillejoe wrote: Mr B: Tried to send this via microsoft outlook e-mail, and it just shit in my face, so Mr B I hope you read this:Ron B,I usually listen to the show after it has been recorded. Friday, am, you guys referred to the Kathy bates thread, and how negative it was. ESD apparently was ticked about the thread. Please read the following entry that started the “negativity”. Admittedly a little harsh, but fw is like a little brother in my make believe radio family, (I gotta get a life), he needed someone to defend him, a little. It just irritated me that fw was ridiculed for making a comment that was actually right on in my opinion. He’s in that difficult position that if he defends himself for being a little fem, he may be regarded as oversensitive. There was an intent to be funny and angry here, but I guess it was missed by esd. Anyway, my apologies to you guys if it offended, just felt bad for fw. In closing, If you ever happen across some of my entries, you will usually find them as positive, they are not to bash the show, but to actually have fun with it. Thank you and the rest of the buddays for making my days a lot easier to deal with by listening to your great show. Joe Pxxxxxx Here is what I actually wrote: I'm defending FW on this one. You want to check my hetero-meter? Go ahead. I daily piss out more testosterone then Mr B keeps in his ball sack for a decade, (hyperbole alert). I absolutely agree with FW about kathy bates. in the movies, (and i do believe that was the context of their round table yakfest), If you ask me, kathy bates has bigger balls than that wanna be michael "macho man" madsen. madsen? who let some one eyed blonde, hannah, in a nurses uniform kill him, and don't forget the fact that he couldn't even kill another blonde, thurman, even after blasting her with a shotgun, point blank? madsen always looks likes an overweight dullard except in resevoir dogs. mickey rourke? now there's a "man's man" who gets routine plastic surgery like some hollywood bimbo. and has huge man tits. Gary Sinise? all 4'11, 120 lb.? Kathy Bates could kick his ass with one fat chubby arm tied behind her back. Give me a break. Bates may being missing a cock, but she is a lot more imposing and tough on the screen than those fags the suppossed R&F "regular guys" mentioned. maron-a-mia, bates had jimmy "sonny corleone" caan shitting rainbow colors, and who's gonna argue with her as bobby bouche's mama? you?

Rockvillejoe

03-05-2007, 04:13 AM

[quote]Yerdaddy wrote: [quote]Annunaki wrote: [quote]Rockvillejoe wrote: Mr B: Tried to send this via microsoft outlook e-mail, and it just shit in my face, so Mr B I hope you read this:Ron B,I usually listen to the show after it has been recorded. Friday, am, you guys referred to the Kathy bates thread, and how negative it was. ESD apparently was ticked about the thread. Please read the following entry that started the “negativity”. Admittedly a little harsh, but fw is like a little brother in my make believe radio family, (I gotta get a life), he needed someone to defend him, a little. It just irritated me that fw was ridiculed for making a comment that was actually right on in my opinion. He’s in that difficult position that if he defends himself for being a little fem, he may be regarded as oversensitive. There was an intent to be funny and angry here, but I guess it was missed by esd. Anyway, my apologies to you guys if it offended, just felt bad for fw. In closing, If you ever happen across some of my entries, you will usually find them as positive, they are not to bash the show, but to actually have fun with it. Thank you and the rest of the buddays for making my days a lot easier to deal with by listening to your great show. Joe Pxxxxxx Here is what I actually wrote: I'm defending FW on this one. You want to check my hetero-meter? Go ahead. I daily piss out more testosterone then Mr B keeps in his ball sack for a decade, (hyperbole alert). I absolutely agree with FW about kathy bates. in the movies, (and i do believe that was the context of their round table yakfest), If you ask me, kathy bates has bigger balls than that wanna be michael "macho man" madsen. madsen? who let some one eyed blonde, hannah, in a nurses uniform kill him, and don't forget the fact that he couldn't even kill another blonde, thurman, even after blasting her with a shotgun, point blank? madsen always looks likes an overweight dullard except in resevoir dogs. mickey rourke? now there's a "man's man" who gets routine plastic surgery like some hollywood bimbo. and has huge man tits. Gary Sinise? all 4'11, 120 lb.? Kathy Bates could kick his ass with one fat chubby arm tied behind her back. Give me a break. Bates may being missing a cock, but she is a lot more imposing and tough on the screen than those fags the suppossed R&F "regular guys" mentioned. maron-a-mia, bates had jimmy "sonny corleone" caan shitting rainbow colors, and who's gonna argue with her as bob

moochcassidy

03-05-2007, 04:43 AM

im pretty sure he doesnt read stuff that longwhy not just forget about it. no one cares

Rockvillejoe

03-05-2007, 04:50 AM

jdmidkiff wrote: This dude sucks testes.Pay special attention to the third commandment.1. Thou shalt love the Ron thy God with all thine heart and soul.2. Thou shalt have no other gods before Ron.3. Thou shalt not question Ron, the Lord thy God. Doing so shall condemn thee to an eternity in the lake of fire, swimming in fire and brimstone, apart from Ron for all time.Amen, brother, I have sinned. please don't banish me back to npr, i'll say a hundred hail fez's, anything.......