eggers
11-07-2001, 04:41 PM
i was at the bank today waiting on line. it was a long line and i had to wait for a long time. eventually, it was my turn and i proceeded to the free teller on the left, a petit brunette named anne.
"Oh, your name is anne," I told her as she was counting my change (I was depositing the change I had received in the previous as I do every day with the previous day's change - most deposits range in the $2.05 to $2.49 range).
"Yes, I know," said the teller, affirming my speculation and making me more interested.
"Well, the only other anne that I know besides you," I started, "is anne heche."
"Uh, yes..." said the petit brunette teller named anne.
"So, how is it" I immediately asked.
"How's what?" Anne asked, looking perplexed.
"You know, how does it feel to kiss other girls," I said and continued, "not that I have never kissed a girl - I've kissed many a girl - I was just wondering how it feels to kiss a girl if you yourself were a girl."
"Are you okay sir?"
"Yes, I'm fine... it's just that I'm never around lesbians... I'm a little bit nervous."
She had finished counting my change by now and was doing something with her finger, repeatedly pushing some botton and looking over her sholder towards the security guard.
"I'm not a lesbian..."
"You're not a lesbian... but I thought your name was Anne."
"You're making me feel uncomfortable sir and are you normal or are you a retard?"
At this time, for some reason, the security person asks me to leave (perhaps their was a bomb threat and everyone had to evacuate the premises).
At the end of the day - coincidentally - the ron and fez show (wnew, 7pm to 11pm) has a lesbian on - lesbian lizzy - and they are treading new water in talk radio history. The true shock jocks are exciting us all, with sparkling appearences from melissa and claire as well.
Coincidence? Probably - but you never know!:):)
- eggers
... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!
This message was edited by eggers on 11-7-01 @ 8:45 PM
"Oh, your name is anne," I told her as she was counting my change (I was depositing the change I had received in the previous as I do every day with the previous day's change - most deposits range in the $2.05 to $2.49 range).
"Yes, I know," said the teller, affirming my speculation and making me more interested.
"Well, the only other anne that I know besides you," I started, "is anne heche."
"Uh, yes..." said the petit brunette teller named anne.
"So, how is it" I immediately asked.
"How's what?" Anne asked, looking perplexed.
"You know, how does it feel to kiss other girls," I said and continued, "not that I have never kissed a girl - I've kissed many a girl - I was just wondering how it feels to kiss a girl if you yourself were a girl."
"Are you okay sir?"
"Yes, I'm fine... it's just that I'm never around lesbians... I'm a little bit nervous."
She had finished counting my change by now and was doing something with her finger, repeatedly pushing some botton and looking over her sholder towards the security guard.
"I'm not a lesbian..."
"You're not a lesbian... but I thought your name was Anne."
"You're making me feel uncomfortable sir and are you normal or are you a retard?"
At this time, for some reason, the security person asks me to leave (perhaps their was a bomb threat and everyone had to evacuate the premises).
At the end of the day - coincidentally - the ron and fez show (wnew, 7pm to 11pm) has a lesbian on - lesbian lizzy - and they are treading new water in talk radio history. The true shock jocks are exciting us all, with sparkling appearences from melissa and claire as well.
Coincidence? Probably - but you never know!:):)
- eggers
... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!
This message was edited by eggers on 11-7-01 @ 8:45 PM