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NortonsHeiny
03-01-2007, 11:22 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dearest Earl, </p><p><font size="3">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; As not be considered a negative Nelly or a hater I will preface this request by stating that I love every single thing about the show.&nbsp; I am not in radio and have no knowledge of how it all goes down behind the scenes.&nbsp; However, I have a request....</font></p><p><font size="3">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I have purchased the Inno so that I may record the brilliance of Ron and Fez at will and listen to my hearts content all day and all night.&nbsp; What I don't want to listen to is &quot;Tell them about the Discount Harry&quot; or &quot;It happens all the time your driving along and hear an ad on XM&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; OR &quot;Mixed Martial Arts is the fastest growing sport&quot; OR &quot;Fellas looking to spice up your love life????&quot;&nbsp; WHY WHY WHY EARL do have to listen to such ads before the show returns?&nbsp; Because of the pad data I am told.&nbsp; Please Earl could you give just a little more attention to the pad data issue.&nbsp; Please.&nbsp; I would hate to snap one day and drive 250 miles to NYC and shove my inno into your ass.&nbsp; Thanks lovey, xo Nortons Heiny</font></p>

Basedow
03-01-2007, 11:26 AM
forget that your post didn't make any sense, how can you live in south jersey and be 250 miles away from NYC? wouldnt that put you in washington, d.c.?

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Basedow on 3-1-07 @ 3:26 PM</span>

Tall_James
03-01-2007, 11:27 AM
Basedow stole my line.

Kevin
03-01-2007, 11:27 AM
I have another plea to Earl. And this is for both XM and Free.............. LEAVE!!!!

Dougie Brootal
03-01-2007, 11:28 AM
<p>earl has to do alot of things before he can get to you.</p><p>he's STILL updating the file library!</p>

DoubleJ
03-01-2007, 11:29 AM
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mikeyboy
03-01-2007, 11:51 AM
<strong>Basedow</strong> wrote:<br />forget that your post didn't make any sense, how can you live in south jersey and be 250 miles away from NYC? wouldnt that put you in washington, d.c.? <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Basedow on 3-1-07 @ 3:26 PM</span> <p>Maybe he's not taking the direct route.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>SERPENTINE!&nbsp; SERPENTINE!</p>

Death Metal Moe
03-01-2007, 11:52 AM
<p>Don't let 'em get in your kitchen Earl, you're still flying high on the wings of a great live event.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But I don't think Earl has anything to do with the commercial pad data.&nbsp; He's slow on changing it during the show no doubt, but the commercials are probably controled by the master computer.&nbsp; Just a guess, but I was under the impression that it's all automatic.&nbsp; There's not someone there changing the pad data along with the commercials, the computer dumps the preloaded data into place as the commercial is loaded.</p>

Death Metal Moe
03-01-2007, 11:54 AM
<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Basedow</strong> wrote:<br />forget that your post didn't make any sense, how can you live in south jersey and be 250 miles away from NYC? wouldnt that put you in washington, d.c.? <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Basedow on 3-1-07 @ 3:26 PM</span> <p>Maybe he's not taking the direct route.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>SERPENTINE!&nbsp; SERPENTINE!</p><p>Nice reference MikeyMAN.&nbsp; I always knew there was a Metalhead underneath those khaki's.</p><p><img src="http://ldopa.net/wp-content/uploads/Dethklok.jpg" border="0" width="329" height="190" /></p>

JPMNICK
03-01-2007, 11:57 AM
<p>look at it this way, earl spelled backward is </p><p>LRAE</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>see where i am going with this?</p>

sailor
03-01-2007, 12:04 PM
<strong>JPMNICK</strong> wrote:<br /><p>look at it this way, earl spelled backward is </p><p>LRAE</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>see where i am going with this?</p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">and if you add a Y to the beginning of that and then reverse all the letters...it's EARLY.&nbsp; i see where you're going.<br /></font></p>

jetdog
03-01-2007, 04:40 PM
<p>NortonsHeiny, you are a fucking idiot, this board is not a direct route to any members of the show (except Shellebink maybe, who fuckin rocks!).&nbsp; Spend some fucking time and figure out what the sitiuation is before you post something as stupid as this.&nbsp; I'm no Big Ass Veteran but at least I knew that this board was a fan site before I posted on it.&nbsp; Fucking moron.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Listen, I'm sorry about the &quot;fucking moron&quot; thing, I'm just in a fucked up mood and I hope nobody took to much offense. &nbsp;</p>

Bossanova
03-01-2007, 04:48 PM
Norton's ass, maybe put this thread in the RF section on the O and A sites.&nbsp; Take your poison somewhere else.&nbsp; Earl may be in need of some improvement, but he is a part of the show.&nbsp;

bkhockey
03-01-2007, 04:50 PM
<p>...or those DUMBASS Fake Basketball/Hockey commercials done in studio.&nbsp; How many hispanic Hockey announcers are there?&nbsp; I'm almost ready to hurl all 5 of XM units out the Fucking Window.&nbsp; Especially during the best of.&nbsp; </p><p>Miss Healthy Fez!!&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

hafast
03-01-2007, 04:59 PM
<strong>jetdog</strong> wrote:<br /><p>NortonsHeiny, you are a fucking idiot, this board is not a direct route to any members of the show (except Shellebink maybe, who fuckin rocks!).&nbsp; Spend some fucking time and figure out what the sitiuation is before you post something as stupid as this.&nbsp; I'm no Big Ass Veteran but at least I knew that this board was a fan site before I posted on it.&nbsp; Fucking moron.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Listen, I'm sorry about the &quot;fucking moron&quot; thing, I'm just in a fucked up mood and I hope nobody took to much offense. &nbsp;</p><p>On a related note, do you think that root fungus is a major problem for the Indonesian gum tree, or should we be more concerned about reforestation efforts?</p>

jetdog
03-01-2007, 05:04 PM
<strong>hafast</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jetdog</strong> wrote:<br /><p>NortonsHeiny, you are a fucking idiot, this board is not a direct route to any members of the show (except Shellebink maybe, who fuckin rocks!). Spend some fucking time and figure out what the sitiuation is before you post something as stupid as this. I'm no Big Ass Veteran but at least I knew that this board was a fan site before I posted on it. Fucking moron.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Listen, I'm sorry about the &quot;fucking moron&quot; thing, I'm just in a fucked up mood and I hope nobody took to much offense. </p><p>On a related note, do you think that root fungus is a major problem for the Indonesian gum tree, or should we be more concerned about reforestation efforts?</p>As I understand it the Indonesian gum tree is surprisingly resistant to root fungus, the major problem we are dealing with here is habitat loss.&nbsp; We need to initiate educational programs within the endemic populations and educate them about the benefits of harvesting the gum tree products and also take advantage of the ecotourism opportunities that exist in this region of the world.&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p>

hafast
03-01-2007, 05:12 PM
<strong>jetdog</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>hafast</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jetdog</strong> wrote:<br /><p>NortonsHeiny, you are a fucking idiot, this board is not a direct route to any members of the show (except Shellebink maybe, who fuckin rocks!). Spend some fucking time and figure out what the sitiuation is before you post something as stupid as this. I'm no Big Ass Veteran but at least I knew that this board was a fan site before I posted on it. Fucking moron.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Listen, I'm sorry about the &quot;fucking moron&quot; thing, I'm just in a fucked up mood and I hope nobody took to much offense. </p><p>On a related note, do you think that root fungus is a major problem for the Indonesian gum tree, or should we be more concerned about reforestation efforts?</p>As I understand it the Indonesian gum tree is surprisingly resistant to root fungus, the major problem we are dealing with here is habitat loss.&nbsp; We need to initiate educational programs within the endemic populations and educate them about the benefits of harvesting the gum tree products and also take advantage of the ecotourism opportunities that exist in this region of the world.&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p><p>You've given me a lot to think about.&nbsp; I think I'll write my congressman.&nbsp; Thank you!</p>

jetdog
03-01-2007, 05:17 PM
<strong>hafast</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jetdog</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>hafast</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jetdog</strong> wrote:<br /><p>NortonsHeiny, you are a fucking idiot, this board is not a direct route to any members of the show (except Shellebink maybe, who fuckin rocks!). Spend some fucking time and figure out what the sitiuation is before you post something as stupid as this. I'm no Big Ass Veteran but at least I knew that this board was a fan site before I posted on it. Fucking moron.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Listen, I'm sorry about the &quot;fucking moron&quot; thing, I'm just in a fucked up mood and I hope nobody took to much offense. </p><p>On a related note, do you think that root fungus is a major problem for the Indonesian gum tree, or should we be more concerned about reforestation efforts?</p>As I understand it the Indonesian gum tree is surprisingly resistant to root fungus, the major problem we are dealing with here is habitat loss. We need to initiate educational programs within the endemic populations and educate them about the benefits of harvesting the gum tree products and also take advantage of the ecotourism opportunities that exist in this region of the world. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>You've given me a lot to think about. I think I'll write my congressman. Thank you!</p>Always happy to stimulate political discourse, please tell him I said &quot;I appreciate your service to our country, enjoy the lobbyist perks while you can and try not to fuck things up any worse than they are.&quot;&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p>

mesparky95
03-01-2007, 05:22 PM
<p><strong>Earl ur a cool dude but really try and get laiddddddd.</strong></p>

hafast
03-01-2007, 05:22 PM
<strong>jetdog</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>hafast</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jetdog</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>hafast</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jetdog</strong> wrote:<br /><p>NortonsHeiny, you are a fucking idiot, this board is not a direct route to any members of the show (except Shellebink maybe, who fuckin rocks!). Spend some fucking time and figure out what the sitiuation is before you post something as stupid as this. I'm no Big Ass Veteran but at least I knew that this board was a fan site before I posted on it. Fucking moron.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Listen, I'm sorry about the &quot;fucking moron&quot; thing, I'm just in a fucked up mood and I hope nobody took to much offense. </p><p>On a related note, do you think that root fungus is a major problem for the Indonesian gum tree, or should we be more concerned about reforestation efforts?</p>As I understand it the Indonesian gum tree is surprisingly resistant to root fungus, the major problem we are dealing with here is habitat loss. We need to initiate educational programs within the endemic populations and educate them about the benefits of harvesting the gum tree products and also take advantage of the ecotourism opportunities that exist in this region of the world. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>You've given me a lot to think about. I think I'll write my congressman. Thank you!</p>Always happy to stimulate political discourse, please tell him I said &quot;I appreciate your service to our country, enjoy the lobbyist perks while you can and try not to fuck things up any worse than they are.&quot;&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p><p>One thing at a time, my friend, one thing at a time.&nbsp; Don't want to overload them by adding in ethical behavior.</p>

jetdog
03-01-2007, 05:32 PM
<strong>mesparky95</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong>Earl ur a cool dude but really try and get laiddddddd.</strong></p>agree with the sentiments, not a bad first post, some advice maybe?....spell things out, it really doesn't take that much more time.&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p>

Midkiff
03-01-2007, 05:47 PM
<font size="2">I like to take a picnic basket and sit under the Indonesian Cum Trees with my mouth wide open.</font>

hafast
03-01-2007, 05:59 PM
<strong>jdmidkiff</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">I like to take a picnic basket and sit under the Indonesian Cum Trees with my mouth wide open.</font> <p>Never fails.&nbsp; Try to have a discussion about important global events, and someone has to make a dick joke.</p>

BLZBUBBA
03-01-2007, 06:04 PM
<p>I have an inno and a myfi.&nbsp; I usually record on the myfi because I find it easier to program.&nbsp; I record Ron and Fez on days I work and listen while walking my dog at night.&nbsp; The problem I have with the pad data on the recording is....</p><p>THE&nbsp;BOYS&nbsp;GO TO BREAK....commercial...commercial...commercial...co mmercial&nbsp;&nbsp; (all of the commercials appear with a product name or whatever is advertised&nbsp;on the pad data).&nbsp; FINE!&nbsp; GREAT!&nbsp; But....then RON AND FEZ SHOW&nbsp;pops back up as I scroll down.&nbsp; I stop on RON AND FEZ and it's a quick RON AND FEZ ID and commercial....commercial....commercial....again.&nbsp; It's annoying as hell.&nbsp; I'm fighting my mutt,&nbsp;there's trafffic,&nbsp; and it's dark.&nbsp; I have to take the thing and jockey with the scroll button again.&nbsp; Why can't RON AND FEZ be back on the pad data ONLY when they're back from break?&nbsp; My only complaint.&nbsp;I sit through the commercials&nbsp;while listening live.&nbsp; No complaints there.&nbsp;</p><p>I've only recorded AL FRANKEN on the myfi in the past as far as talk goes&nbsp;and it was never that way when he&nbsp;had the&nbsp;show.&nbsp; When Franken came back up on the pad data...he was back on.&nbsp; When a commercial was up...a commercial.&nbsp; It was never AL FRANKEN SHOW ON XM!&nbsp;&nbsp; WELLL IT'S ABOUT TIME....BUY&nbsp;SOAP....WE GOT HOCKEY!&nbsp; 60s on 6...WRITE THAT ON A ROCK! </p>

NortonRules
03-01-2007, 06:21 PM
<strong>Bossanova</strong> wrote:<br />Norton's ass, maybe put this thread in the RF section on the O and A sites.&nbsp; Take your poison somewhere else.&nbsp; Earl may be in need of some improvement, but he is a part of the show.&nbsp; <p>Earl is garbage.&nbsp; Ron says so all the time.&nbsp; Why can't 'we the people' suggest such a thing?&nbsp; Isn't it about time for Jclintsma to run to your rescue now?&nbsp; </p>

waltermitty
03-01-2007, 06:36 PM
<p><font size="2">First of all, the Earl is an incompetent boob thing is mostly all bit... He's one of the best producers in the country and the quality of the show is a testament to that... The show is a collective effort of all 4 of the guys plus the people off mic...(pitzy mostly) So either get the bit and join in or drop it. Everyone plays a part....Ron summed it up when he said &quot;when you come into the studio; either you make a joke or you are the joke...&quot; Earl usually is the joke because he's not the quickest on the mic...(because he's the producer and not the host) So get with the bit and don't start fight threads...</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">As far as the pad data issue... I have an inno and I have the same issue... But I took the time to search the net and figure it out... From what i can gather, they have (and always have had) big problems with any pad data that doesn't originate from DC... It happens on O&amp;A and on R&amp;F.... It's been a long standing problem, so until there is some change...(bandwidth upgrade maybe?) I think we're stuck with a minor flaw.. </font></p><p><font size="2">Life's not perfect...</font> </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by waltermitty on 3-1-07 @ 10:37 PM</span>

DonInNC
03-01-2007, 06:37 PM
It's a&nbsp;product design screwup, not an Earl screwup. &nbsp;

cowbell_killer
03-01-2007, 06:51 PM
<p>not to mention all the mouse freezes and what not.&nbsp; I love earl and think he's a great producer and free thinker.&nbsp; to paraphrase another great Mr. B line &quot;Fez is gay, dave is stupid, Earl is black....goodnight folks.</p><p>i hope i didnt butcher it to badly&nbsp;</p>

Midkiff
03-01-2007, 07:08 PM
<strong>hafast</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jdmidkiff</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">I like to take a picnic basket and sit under the Indonesian Cum Trees with my mouth wide open.</font> <p>Never fails.&nbsp; Try to have a discussion about important global events, and someone has to make a dick joke.</p><p>hahahahahahahahahahahahaha</p>

mikeyboy
03-01-2007, 07:30 PM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Basedow</strong> wrote:<br />forget that your post didn't make any sense, how can you live in south jersey and be 250 miles away from NYC? wouldnt that put you in washington, d.c.? <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Basedow on 3-1-07 @ 3:26 PM</span> <p>Maybe he's not taking the direct route.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>SERPENTINE!&nbsp; SERPENTINE!</p><p>Nice reference MikeyMAN.&nbsp; I always knew there was a Metalhead underneath those khaki's.</p><p><img src="http://ldopa.net/wp-content/uploads/Dethklok.jpg" border="0" width="329" height="190" /></p><p>Sorry to disappoint, but the original reference goes back to this movie.&nbsp; </p><p><img src="http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/celebrity/images/Movie/poster-inlaws.JPG" border="0" width="386" height="575" /></p>

mikeyboy
03-01-2007, 07:31 PM
<strong>NortonRules</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bossanova</strong> wrote:<br />Norton's ass, maybe put this thread in the RF section on the O and A sites.&nbsp; Take your poison somewhere else.&nbsp; Earl may be in need of some improvement, but he is a part of the show.&nbsp; <p>Earl is garbage.&nbsp; Ron says so all the time.&nbsp; Why can't 'we the people' suggest such a thing?&nbsp; Isn't it about time for Jclintsma to run to your rescue now?&nbsp; </p><p>For the love of God, would you pick one board name or the other?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And no fair agreeing with yourself in threads.</p>

Death Metal Moe
03-01-2007, 07:33 PM
<p>Wow, even I never used a joke board name to back myself up in a thread.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm slipping.</p>

EndangeredFeces
03-01-2007, 07:34 PM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Wow, even I never used a joke board name to back myself up in a thread.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm slipping.</p><p>Naa, you're OK Moe.&nbsp; And very good looking to boot!</p>

Death Metal Moe
03-01-2007, 07:34 PM
<strong>EndangeredFeces</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Wow, even I never used a joke board name to back myself up in a thread.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm slipping.</p><p>Naa, you're OK Moe.&nbsp; And very good looking to boot!</p><p>Aww thanks man.&nbsp; You're the best.</p>

NortonsHeiny
03-01-2007, 09:43 PM
<strong>jetdog</strong> wrote:<br /><p>NortonsHeiny, you are a fucking idiot, this board is not a direct route to any members of the show (except Shellebink maybe, who fuckin rocks!).&nbsp; Spend some fucking time and figure out what the sitiuation is before you post something as stupid as this.&nbsp; I'm no Big Ass Veteran but at least I knew that this board was a fan site before I posted on it.&nbsp; Fucking moron</p><p>Listen, I'm sorry about the &quot;fucking moron&quot; thing, I'm just in a fucked up mood and I hope nobody took to much offense.&nbsp;</p><p>Wow......Sorry I posted now.&nbsp; Perhaps my anger over suffering through &quot;Tell them about the discount Harry&quot; which is hooked to the show so I have to listen got to me.&nbsp; I was lead to believe that Earl was responsible for changing the pad date in/out of commercials based on a caller complaint to which Ron told Earl to correct the problem.&nbsp; And I know this is not a direct route to the show but was just venting as a fan.&nbsp;Sorry to have bunched your panties jetdog.&nbsp; Good day SIR.....</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

NortonsHeiny
03-01-2007, 09:44 PM
<strong>Basedow</strong> wrote:<br />forget that your post didn't make any sense, how can you live in south jersey and be 250 miles away from NYC? wouldnt that put you in washington, d.c.? <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Basedow on 3-1-07 @ 3:26 PM</span> <p>&nbsp; You got me there, I am actually 158.9 miles from the Holland Tunnel. </p>

SinA
03-01-2007, 09:51 PM
<strong>Basedow</strong> wrote:<br />forget that your post didn't make any sense, how can you live in south jersey and be 250 miles away from NYC? wouldnt that put you in washington, d.c.? <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Basedow on 3-1-07 @ 3:26 PM</span> <p>i think cape may is technically south of dc</p>

jetdog
03-02-2007, 08:30 AM
<strong>NortonsHeiny</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jetdog</strong> wrote:<br /><p>NortonsHeiny, you are a fucking idiot, this board is not a direct route to any members of the show (except Shellebink maybe, who fuckin rocks!). Spend some fucking time and figure out what the sitiuation is before you post something as stupid as this. I'm no Big Ass Veteran but at least I knew that this board was a fan site before I posted on it. Fucking moron</p><p>Listen, I'm sorry about the &quot;fucking moron&quot; thing, I'm just in a fucked up mood and I hope nobody took to much offense. </p><p>Wow......Sorry I posted now. Perhaps my anger over suffering through &quot;Tell them about the discount Harry&quot; which is hooked to the show so I have to listen got to me. I was lead to believe that Earl was responsible for changing the pad date in/out of commercials based on a caller complaint to which Ron told Earl to correct the problem. And I know this is not a direct route to the show but was just venting as a fan. Sorry to have bunched your panties jetdog. Good day SIR.....</p>I would like to take this opportunity to apologize.&nbsp; As I mentioned i was in quite a mood, but tht is no excuse to lash out in such a fashion.&nbsp; I am sorry.&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

babybagadonuts
03-02-2007, 01:41 PM
the commercials aren't his fault, i do wish the pad data would change more often though, so you don't have a 2 hour segment that you cant navigate through.&nbsp; it would be nice for them to be broken up more, but it'd be nice to shit in a golden toilet too, i wouldn't push my luck

Death Metal Moe
03-02-2007, 01:47 PM
<strong>babybagadonuts</strong> wrote:<br />the commercials aren't his fault, i do wish the pad data would change more often though, so you don't have a 2 hour segment that you cant navigate through.&nbsp; it would be nice for them to be broken up more, but it'd be nice to shit in a golden toilet too, i wouldn't push my luck <p>HA!&nbsp; I like that saying, mind if I lift it and use it in my own life?</p><p>We complain about lots of stuff, myself more than most, but this one is just what it is to me.&nbsp; I don't think Earl controls the commercials, and as for the lazy Pad Data updates, it's not a huge deal to me.&nbsp; I rarely find myself fast forwarding through any segment of the Ron and Fez show.</p>

babybagadonuts
03-02-2007, 01:50 PM
<p>anything for the all powerfull and all knowing Moe</p><p>p.s.&nbsp; your drumming rules, as my sub par drumming sucks as usual</p>