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Crazy Jen
03-03-2007, 04:04 PM
<strong><font color="#4444ff">Claim:</font></strong> &nbsp; In a rare phenomenon called penis captivus, a man becomes stuck inside a woman when her vaginal muscles suddenly clamp down. Sometimes the man is unable to withdraw even after he loses his erection, requiring a trip to the emergency room to separate the couple. <p><font face="Arial" color="#4444ff"><strong>Status:</strong></font> &nbsp; <font face="Arial" color="#ff0000"><em><strong>Undetermined.</strong></em></font> </p><p><font face="Arial" color="#4444ff"><strong>Origins:</strong></font> &nbsp; Medical <table border="0" cellspacing="12" align="right"><tbody><tr><td></td></tr></tbody></table>experts disagree about <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/posttopic.cfm/graphics/penis2.gif" border="0" alt="Talk about a captive audience!" hspace="16" vspace="16" width="174" height="140" align="left" /> whether the phenomenon known as <em>penis captivus</em> is real. Although there have been sporadic reports of allegedly real cases, many specialists feel that vaginal spasms severe enough to cause penis captivus are extremely unlikely, and that the male partner would be able to withdraw his penis once it was sufficiently relaxed. An oft-cited medical journal report of an actual case of <em>penis captivus</em>, published in 1884, was a hoax. </p><p>On 4 December 1884, the <em>Philadelphia Medical News</em> published an account of a case of penis captivus from Pentonville, England, submitted by one Egerton Y. Davis. The account was in fact a fabrication, submitted under a pseudonym by Sir William Osler, a member of the <em>Medical News</em>' editorial board. Osler's colleague, Theophilus Parvin, had just written and published an anonymous article about vaginismus (a painful, spasmodic contraction of the vagina), and Osler apparently felt that Parvin had used his pull as a board member to publish an article about a trifle of no real importance to the general medical community. Osler decided to embarrass Parvin by writing a phony letter under his &quot;Egerton Y. Davis&quot; pseudonym and having it mailed to the <em>Medical News</em> from Montreal. Osler's correspondence was printed in the 4 December 1884 issue of <em>Philadelphia Medical News</em>, and it has since been cited numerous times as an actual case report of penis captivus by those unaware of the hoax. </p><p><a name="sightings"></a><font face="Arial" color="#4444ff"><strong>Sightings: &nbsp; </strong></font>A brief mention is made of this legend in the 1998 film <a href="http://www.spe.sony.com/movies/urbanlegend/" onclick="this.href="#sightings";window.open("http://www.spe.sony.com/movies/urbanlegend/")"><font face="Arial"><em>Urban Legend</em></font></a>. You'll find this legend in the 1983 Jackie Collins novel <font face="Arial"><em>Hollywood Wives</em></font> as well. </p><p><font face="Arial" color="#4444ff"><strong>Additional information: &nbsp; </strong></font>The following articles, taken from various medical journals, discuss the hoax perpetrated by Sir William Osler and the phenomenon of <em>penis captivus.</em> </p>

Bulldogcakes
03-03-2007, 04:16 PM
Whoever this girl is, who has a snatch so tight it can get stuck, tell her to call me. I'll take my chances.

reeshy
03-03-2007, 04:19 PM
yea...my ex-wife hade that syndrome all the time!!!!

lleeder
03-03-2007, 04:23 PM
<font size="3">I've heard of reverse penis captiva where you can't get it in.</font>

OGC
03-03-2007, 04:37 PM
<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br />Whoever this girl is, who has a snatch so tight it can get stuck, tell her to call me. I'll take my chances. <p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Bulldogcakes, Gail O.....</font></p><p><img src="http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/529/gailokl6.jpg" border="0" width="122" height="190" /></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3"></font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Gail O, this is Bulldogcakes.</font></p><p><img src="http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3131/rotateb0330f3xa3.png" border="0" width="300" height="100" /></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3"></font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">OK, I've introduced you, don't hold me responsible though.</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by richg0404 on 3-3-07 @ 8:44 PM</span>

Midkiff
03-03-2007, 04:39 PM
<font size="3">when chicks do dogs, the knot can accidentally get stuck</font>

OGC
03-03-2007, 04:45 PM
<font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Where have you been Jen ? We've missed you. </font>

ralphbxny
03-03-2007, 04:59 PM
Id love to be stuck!!!!

SatCam
03-03-2007, 05:56 PM
happened to me once...

except she was using the rapex condom

http://www.480x.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/rapex.jpg

:(

IamFogHat
03-03-2007, 06:30 PM
I swear to god I've had nightmares about that, like where the pussy actually becomes its own independent entity and clamps down on my cock and won't let me go.

Acne_Americana
03-12-2007, 05:57 PM
<strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br />I swear to god I've had nightmares about that, like where the pussy actually becomes its own independent entity and clamps down on my cock and won't let me go. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>You're not alone: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata<br /> </p> <span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Acne_Americana on 3-12-07 @ 9:59 PM</span>

bobrobot
03-12-2007, 06:19 PM
<p><strong><font color="#000080">I'd wayyy rather be stuck there than in traffic, or an elevator!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.popsike.com/pix/20050226/4705390188.jpg" border="0" width="354" height="400" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 3-12-07 @ 10:23 PM</span>

high fly
03-12-2007, 06:19 PM
<strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br />I swear to god I've had nightmares about that, like where the pussy actually becomes its own independent entity and clamps down on my cock and won't let me go. <p>In <em>my</em> nightmare, that rascal's got fangs....</p>

FUNKMAN
03-12-2007, 06:56 PM
i learned about the 'penis fly trap' in Flesh Gordon, it got Emperor Wang's wang...

ShelleBink
03-12-2007, 07:18 PM
I'd kill for someone to try and get stuck.&nbsp; Altho, the penis might get attached to the cobwebs growing in there...

led37zep
03-12-2007, 08:30 PM
<p>1) Someone needs to have sex with Shell.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>2) Oh Crazy Jen...you're so crazy.&nbsp;</p>

ShelleBink
03-13-2007, 03:01 AM
<strong>led37zep</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1) Someone needs to have sex with Shell.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>2) Oh Crazy Jen...you're so crazy. </p><p>&nbsp;I think someone should just do this for every thread, like a quick summary for ones of us that are busy at times.</p>

A.J.
03-13-2007, 04:36 AM
My penis never got stuck in my hand....YET.

narc
03-14-2007, 12:59 PM
<strong>jdmidkiff</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">when chicks do dogs, the knot can accidentally get stuck</font><p>Someone's been reading bestiality porn.....sick fuck.....</p><p>I'm calling bullshit on this one Jen. The guy made up the letter. I can't imagine it ever happening. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

DonInNC
03-14-2007, 01:50 PM
<strong>Crazy Jen</strong> wrote:<br />when her vaginal muscles suddenly clamp down. Sometimes the man is unable to withdraw even after he loses his erection, <p>I blame pilates.&nbsp;</p>

hedges
03-15-2007, 04:43 AM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Acne_Americana</strong> wrote:<br><strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br />I swear to god I've had nightmares about that, like where the pussy actually becomes its own independent entity and clamps down on my cock and won't let me go. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>You're not alone: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata<br /> </p> <span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Acne_Americana on 3-12-07 @ 9:59 PM</span><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

They even named a band after it:

Vagina Dentata - Golden Boys fr. Flipside Vinyl Fanzine Vol. 2