Okay, Goddamnit, You Win, Rockvillejoe is Back!

[Rockvillejoe]

<p><font size="2">So I was climbing down from the third story balcony this morning serving a Subpoena on an evader, (boy was he unpleasantly surprised when I tapped on his sliding glass door as he was watching some third world shit on the telly), when my wife, Gail-O lite, calls me on my cell. I lose my grip and fall from the second story and&nbsp;was &nbsp;rapidly&nbsp;heading toward the bushes on the ground. What is going through my mind at this instant? Is it my life flashing before my eyes? Nah. Is it sheer terror of broken bones? Nah. It's the fact that I had life time banned myself from RF.net. The last thing before impact was, &quot;IfI survive this, I'm going back on!&quot;. And sure enough, much to the obvious delight once word filters through to one Ron Bennington and One ESD, I'm back baby!!!&nbsp;Woop Ti Do!</font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">God, so much has happened since my ban, how about that whole Anna Nichol Smith thing? (<em>it's been a week, douche bag-she's been on ice for three weeks-</em>).Okay.</font></p><p><font size="2">I want to personally thank all of the great letters, support,&nbsp;and messages sent to me when I &quot;fell on my sword&quot;, including mr b and esd personally coming to my home, <em>where my children play</em>, and personally cajoling me back. (<em>first of all, you got one nice pm, the rest either didn't give a shit, or couldn't have cared less, a-wipe--and that wasn't ESD and MR B at your door, it was probably a bill collector and his retarded assistant, or a plumber and his retarded assistant coming to unclog your overflowing shit-filled toilet</em>). Lovely.</font></p><p><font size="2">I also wanted to thank that new, exciting, board member, who obviously took this message board by storm with is brilliant and witty remarks, that being of course, Joe Blockhead, (<em>he was shamless rip off of that Midnight Rider, without even his lame level of wit and humor. It went over like a lead balloon, dickweed, nobody got the joke, or they just didn't give a shit enough to respond-another great idea, loser</em>). Well.</font></p><p><font size="2">In closing, don't despair, I'm back, well rested, and ready to take on the day to day goings on that relate to this site! (<em>DIE, and don't call esd an ass kissing sycophant anymore, it got him and mr b all riled up. keep it positve and funny, or don't contribute, no wordniness and be consicse with your compliments, or I'll have bronx johnny come over there and do a monologue on your nuts</em>). Until next post. peace-out!</font></p>

[Marc with a c]

rockville joe is frighty fright

[Death Metal Moe]

I'll welcome you back with all my messageboard alter egos later.

[Bulldogcakes]

Glad I sent that one PM. Welcome back.

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />rockville joe is frighty fright <p>YOU! you are soooo precocious! Thanks for your support and extreme concern about my leaving the website. It was notes and&nbsp;comments like yours, that said to me,&quot;hey, maybe I ain't so bad after all!&quot; thanks again mark with ac, you are truly the man!&nbsp;</p>

[Rockvillejoe]

<p>re: bulldogcakes:</p><p>really, thanks a lot, no bs.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Rockvillejoe on 3-4-07 @ 11:30 AM</span>

[FezPaul]

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[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />I'll welcome you back with all my messageboard alter egos later. <p>DMM, you are the man, thanks for real, budday!</p>

[EndangeredFeces]

<strong>Rockvillejoe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />I'll welcome you back with all my messageboard alter egos later. <p>DMM, you are the man, thanks for real, budday!</p><p>No problem man.</p><p>Oh no wait, what have I done?!?!&nbsp; THE JIG IS UP!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!</p>

[DeathMetalMatty]

YOU STINK!

[BoxyBrown]

<p>Boxy sez...</p><p>Welcome back Joe.&nbsp; Aaaaaaahhh yea baby.&nbsp; Keep it real.</p>

[MissGradenko]

<p>I was always more of a fan of BlackCreekJoe or BelfastJoe.</p><p>Just kidding Joe. LOL!<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[burrben]

<p>you&nbsp;left?</p>

[jizzwater]

<font size="2"><font size="3">Welcome back, to you and that sexy lady...Kathy Bates!</font><br /> </font>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br /><p>you&nbsp;left?</p><p>That's what I thought.</p><p>Then I started to think; Who answers a fucking cell phone when they are climbing shit?</p><p>Not even Spidey does that shit.</p>

[Jughead]

Im gonna do that bit someday???..Welcome back..we can't afford to lose anyone...

[JustJon]

Welcome, new member, to RonFez.Net

[bobrobot]

<p align="center"><strong><font color="#000080">...miss Joe Rockhead...</font></strong></p><p align="center"><img src="http://www.jeffpidgeon.com/uploaded_images/rockhead-739005.jpg" border="0" width="289" height="379" /></p>

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br /><p>you&nbsp;left?</p><p>That's what I thought.</p><p>Then I started to think; Who answers a fucking cell phone when they are climbing shit?</p><p>Not even Spidey does that shit.</p><p>The fall actually happened.&nbsp;no bs. I wasn't actually answering my cell, but had it on vibrate to keep my ascenion and eventual descension quiet. The vibration&nbsp;startled me on the climb down. I am not a fan of heights, and already had a tightly wound asshole, so when the vibrating phone&nbsp;started, i jerked just for a second, but long enough to lose my grip and then balance. getting too old for this shit. &nbsp;i missed the bushes but rolled on impact in mud. odd occurance: i cut&nbsp;my hand and knee, but the pants were not damaged other than mud stains.&nbsp;200 dollar ray bans destroyed. of course wifey, gail-o light, was only calling to ask when i was coming home...... bang &nbsp;zoom, alice!</p>

[PapaBear]

I never understood why you left to begin with. Ron didn't say a single bad thing about you. It was just Dave trying to cause trouble.

[ralphbxny]

Finally ....he is back !!!

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />I never understood why you left to begin with. Ron didn't say a single bad thing about you. It was just Dave trying to cause trouble. <p>I wasn't happy with my posts. They weren't good, more whiny chicken shit stuff. really disgusted with myself. that day&nbsp; they were using my post of an example of negative contributors, and the last thing i ever wanted to be known for was one of those types. the best way to decribe how i felt&nbsp; was it was like i was in a movie theater watching a movie and made a comment, critisicm about the actor/star of the movie, and the star stops the movie, (a la purple rose of cairo) and addresses my comments, <em>while</em> i am watching the movie. it was too weird for me. like a bad acid trip. i listen to the show the same way people watch&nbsp;movies; removed, unconnected. it just sort of freaked me out that they would even know that post was written. </p>

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>jizzwater</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2"><font size="3">Welcome back, to you and that sexy lady...Kathy Bates!</font><br /></font><p>you know, the more i hear gail-o, the more she sounds like kathy bates in misery. next time, keep kathy bates in mind when you hear gail-o-it's downright spooky i tellya!</p>

[lleeder]

<p><font size="3"><img src="http://www.audiobooksonline.com/shopsite/media/William_Shakespeare_Arkangel_Complete_Shakespeare_ Much_Ado_About_Nothing_dramatized_cassettes.jpg" border="0" alt="William_Shakespeare_Arkangel_Complete_Shakespeare_ Much_Ado_About_Nothing_dramatized_cassettes.jpg" hspace="3" vspace="3" width="232" height="350" align="left" /></font></p>

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3"><img src="http://www.audiobooksonline.com/shopsite/media/William_Shakespeare_Arkangel_Complete_Shakespeare_ Much_Ado_About_Nothing_dramatized_cassettes.jpg" border="0" alt="William_Shakespeare_Arkangel_Complete_Shakespeare_ Much_Ado_About_Nothing_dramatized_cassettes.jpg" hspace="3" vspace="3" width="232" height="350" align="left" /></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>thanks lleed, but to compare my writings to one bill shakespeare is preeeeetttttty high praise, even for me. i can sense the love. you are the best! and keep up the good work in doing what you do so well! lost the bug picture? youuuuu&nbsp; are one whacky maniac!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Rockvillejoe on 3-4-07 @ 7:36 PM</span>

[Yerdaddy]

<p>Two damage Two damage !!</p>

[spoon]

Does anyone remember those glorious days when Joe was gone.&nbsp; Definitely the golden years of RonFez.net.&nbsp; I guess the end is near.&nbsp; Bye Mikeyboy, we'll miss that lawyer hippie lapper!

[Yerdaddy]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br />Does anyone remember those glorious days when Joe was gone.&nbsp; Definitely the golden years of RonFez.net.&nbsp; I guess the end is near.&nbsp; Bye Mikeyboy, we'll miss that lawyer hippie lapper! <p>You talking about that Jew lawyer now? What's she got to do with anything?</p>

[Don Stugots]

who?