View Full Version : esd you are playing with fire,daddy
Rockvillejoe
03-04-2007, 02:13 PM
<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">stop taking aspirin-immediately! if what you are saying is true and you are taking 8 aspirin a day, your blood is so thin that if you suffer blunt force trauma, you will bleed to death internally. for you to survive the big ass bash is a miracle. your blood platelet count is totally whacked, you will die, no bs. i had a friend who took 8 excedrin a day, they took his spleen out, and he died a week later. take up stretching, yoga, smoke a joint, whatver, but stop with the aspirin, or they will be burying you in northern va before our beloved fw. don't believe me? ask doc steve (?) who keeps mr b in cee-gars. </font></strong> </p>
oh_kee_pa
03-04-2007, 02:21 PM
anything east side dave says i take the actual number and divide it between 3-4.... my guess is he takes 2 a day
Bob Impact
03-04-2007, 02:24 PM
I thought you quit the board?
<strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br />I thought you quit the board?<p>Keep up with the <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/57519/page/Okay__Goddamnit__You_Win__Rockvillejoe_is_Back_.ht m" target="_blank">board news</a>, ego boy. </p>
Bob Impact
03-04-2007, 02:30 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br />I thought you quit the board?<p>Keep up with the <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/57519/page/Okay__Goddamnit__You_Win__Rockvillejoe_is_Back_.ht m" target="_blank">board news</a>, ego boy. </p><p> Sorry sweetie, I musta missed this late breaking development. Smootches to you and welcome back Joe Rockhead! </p>
<strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br />I thought you quit the board?<p>Keep up with the <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/57519/page/Okay__Goddamnit__You_Win__Rockvillejoe_is_Back_.ht m" target="_blank">board news</a>, ego boy. </p><p> Sorry sweetie, I musta missed this late breaking development. Smootches to you and welcome back Joe Rockhead! </p><p>Love you too.</p><p>So...any word from your sis? </p>
Reephdweller
03-04-2007, 02:32 PM
It's a show. There are bits. Don't take it all so seriously.
Bob Impact
03-04-2007, 02:40 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br />I thought you quit the board?<p>Keep up with the <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/57519/page/Okay__Goddamnit__You_Win__Rockvillejoe_is_Back_.ht m" target="_blank">board news</a>, ego boy. </p><p> Sorry sweetie, I musta missed this late breaking development. Smootches to you and welcome back Joe Rockhead! </p><p>Love you too.</p><p>So...any word from your sis? </p><p> What's the difference between that truck, a train and my family?</p><p>I don't know?</p><p>The train carries freight, and that truck carries bait!</p><p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!</p><p>Well, what about your family?</p><p>They're fine, thank you!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>A penny for anyone who gets that reference at all. </p>
Rockvillejoe
03-04-2007, 02:48 PM
<strong>Reephdweller</strong> wrote:<br />It's a show. There are bits. Don't take it all so seriously. <p>thanks for the advice reeph. i gotta tell you, despite the fact that i think i "get" the show pretty much, for some reason i believe them all of the time. they are so convincing and i am a rube.... i.e. the pain and exhausted sound by mr b when he claimed that fw had quit the show had me buying into it until he said that they had been together for "20 months", then it was obviously a bit. but when they say stuff like 8 aspirin a day, what?. the reason i buy into that is because there is no reason (to me) to say such a thing as a "bit". if he is not kidding, it actually is serious. one of my best buddies is gone as a result of the aspirin intake. anywho, i hope it is a bit.. </p>
lleeder
03-04-2007, 03:20 PM
<font size="3">I like "Pissing Off Ron Rockville" much better than " Advice Giving Rockville".</font>
Rockvillejoe
03-04-2007, 03:31 PM
<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">I like "Pissing Off Ron Rockville" much better than " Advice Giving Rockville".</font> <p>i'm an enigma. a chameleon of you will. i change colors and move like the wind, mon ami. quandrical. who knows what manana brings? stay tuned. </p>
FUNKMAN
03-04-2007, 03:53 PM
<p>i'm sure it's bayer baby aspirin, the orange flavored kind -lol</p><p>probably not but this thread just brought back that childhood memory</p>
PapaBear
03-04-2007, 04:40 PM
If he really does take it every day (even just one) he is ruining his liver. You can't be mixing pain killers and alcohol. It's been all over the news lately.
ralphbxny
03-04-2007, 05:51 PM
<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />If he really does take it every day (even just one) he is ruining his liver. You can't be mixing pain killers and alcohol. It's been all over the news lately. <p>Very true. I did it for years and it does make ya feel shitty too. But if it was a pill i took it when I was younger so I may not be a good comparison.</p>
hotshot70
03-04-2007, 07:08 PM
after the way ESD turned on Fez, let him pop them like candy. Pour more hot sauce down his ass. then maybe a few shots to the head with a chef's frying pan!
mikeyboy
03-04-2007, 08:00 PM
<strong>hotshot70</strong> wrote:<br />after the way ESD turned on Fez, let him pop them like candy. Pour more hot sauce down his ass. then maybe a few shots to the head with a chef's frying pan! <p>Ever hear Ron use the term "rubes and carnies"? You, sir, are no carny.</p>
burrben
03-04-2007, 08:15 PM
<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>hotshot70</strong> wrote:<br />after the way ESD turned on Fez, let him pop them like candy. Pour more hot sauce down his ass. then maybe a few shots to the head with a chef's frying pan! <p>Ever hear Ron use the term "rubes and carnies"? <font style="background-color: #ffff00">You, sir, are no carny</font>.</p><p><img src="http://www.wiccabilly.com/images/gleason.jpg" border="0" width="320" height="362" /></p><p>so he's him?</p>
JoeYaDeadHomey
03-04-2007, 08:39 PM
<p>4 grams a day of tylenol is enough to kill your liver in a week. thats the MAX but it can definitely cause damage in that much time. </p><p> </p><p>figure it out what kind is dave taking, its possible 8 is 4 grams (maybe more if hes taking arthritis strength)</p><p> </p><p>ESD SO HANDSOME! yea well young corpses tend to be. </p>
deliciousV
03-04-2007, 10:22 PM
They're baby asprin, his mommy gets them 3 isles over from where she gets his panty hose. Completely harmless.
drjoek
03-05-2007, 05:20 AM
<strong>Rockvillejoe</strong> wrote: <p>i'm an enigma. a chameleon of you will. i change colors and move like the wind, mon ami. quandrical. who knows what manana brings? stay tuned. </p><p><font size="2">"I am the Lizard King I can see everything"</font></p>
drjoek
03-05-2007, 05:28 AM
<strong>JoeYaDeadHomey</strong> wrote:<br /><p>4 grams a day of tylenol is enough to kill your liver in a week. thats the MAX but it can definitely cause damage in that much time. </p><p> </p><p>In addition prolonged use of analgesics such as Aspirin and Tylenol can lead to kidney ailments. Just ask Alonzo Mourning or Sean Elliott. These guys pound the advil but it does massive damage to their kidneys.</p><p>Next time on Health minute we will discuss Alopecia.</p>
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