Would you Bang a Guy if he looked like Shakira? [Archive]

Rockvillejoe

03-04-2007, 02:37 PM

Hear me out. I had to interview a "Woman" that had undergone a sex change operation. I am telling you that this "broad" had a set of tits that would knock your eyes out, long, sexy legs, an amazing ass, a face like shakira, and a melifluous voice so sweet it had to be a woman, but thats not how she was born. don't know what the vagine looked or felt like, for obvious moral and professional reasons, but "she" was sexy in a very feminine way. the question is, if you knew "her" past, would you still bang her if given the choice? maybe just a handy? bj? would it be harder to make out with her than to fuck her reconstructed vagine? what say you?

Kevin

03-04-2007, 02:40 PM

This is how you come back the board???  This is worse than the Fat_sunny which guy would you bang thread.

Rockvillejoe

03-04-2007, 02:55 PM

Kevin wrote: This is how you come back the board???  This is worse than the Fat_sunny which guy would you bang thread. Actually my third new topic and 6th post since my triumphant return. fullof piss and vinegar my boy. fyi: actually started back with:  <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/57519/page/Okay__Goddamnit__You_Win__Rockvillejoe_is_Back_">Okay, Goddamnit, You Win, Rockvillejoe is Back!</a>  daddy.ps gvac, thanks for the nod.

moochcassidy

03-04-2007, 03:18 PM

i just had a seriously disturbing dream there that i was banging a chick i met in NY and in the middle she turned around and said in a deep voice "i eat my own poo". it was joe poo with a sex change. what the fuck is wrong with me..im blamming jet lag like but come on psyche..you dont need to f with a feller like dat.

ralphbxny

03-05-2007, 02:41 PM

What kind of question is that? Of course.......I wouldnt.

J.Clints

03-05-2007, 02:43 PM

Thai is another gay thread. Why all the gayness

King Hippos Bandaid

03-05-2007, 02:58 PM

moochcassidy wrote: i just had a seriously disturbing dream there that i was banging a chick i met in NY and in the middle she turned around and said in a deep voice "i eat my own poo". it was joe poo with a sex change. what the fuck is wrong with me..im blamming jet lag like but come on psyche..you dont need to f with a feller like dat. Drinking Inferior US  Alcohol and Water can do that to you .

Marc with a c

03-05-2007, 02:59 PM

i guess

Fezticle98

03-05-2007, 03:15 PM

This thread is useless without pics.

reeshy

03-05-2007, 03:16 PM

WOW...Rockevillejooe...you start worse threads than I do!!!

PapaBear

03-05-2007, 03:17 PM

Would you bang Shakira if she looked like a guy?

Arch Stanton

03-05-2007, 03:22 PM

Look, just start living your life. It doesn't make you a bad person. The fact is that no matter what a man had done to him, no matter how hard he tried, there is no way he could be nearly as hot as Skakira. And, beleive me, I have seen the best.

Brad_Rush

03-05-2007, 03:22 PM

Rockvillejoe wrote: Hear me out. I had to interview a "Woman" that had undergone a sex change operation. I am telling you that this "broad" had a set of tits that would knock your eyes out, long, sexy legs, an amazing ass, a face like shakira, and a melifluous voice so sweet it had to be a woman, but thats not how she was born. don't know what the vagine looked or felt like, for obvious moral and professional reasons, but "she" was sexy in a very feminine way. the question is, if you knew "her" past, would you still bang her if given the choice? maybe just a handy? bj? would it be harder to make out with her than to fuck her reconstructed vagine? what say you? How do you have sex with a vagine?  Is this a hole I've been missing out on?

This message was edited by Brad_Rush on 3-5-07 @ 7:31 PM

FUNKMAN

03-05-2007, 03:28 PM

Brad_Rush wrote: Rockvillejoe wrote: Hear me out. I had to interview a "Woman" that had undergone a sex change operation. I am telling you that this "broad" had a set of tits that would knock your eyes out, long, sexy legs, an amazing ass, a face like shakira, and a melifluous voice so sweet it had to be a woman, but thats not how she was born. don't know what the vagine looked or felt like, for obvious moral and professional reasons, but "she" was sexy in a very feminine way. the question is, if you knew "her" past, would you still bang her if given the choice? maybe just a handy? bj? would it be harder to make out with her than to fuck her reconstructed vagine? what say you? How do you fuck a vagine?  Is this a hole I've been missing out on?i think it's spanish for the "male pussy"  usually 'a' at the end indicates female like senor to senoritamuchachos and muchachas

Doctor Z

03-05-2007, 03:31 PM

No.

Drunky McBetidont

03-05-2007, 03:31 PM

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This message was edited by betidont on 3-5-07 @ 7:32 PM

Brad_Rush

03-05-2007, 03:34 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: Brad_Rush wrote: Rockvillejoe wrote: Hear me out. I had to interview a "Woman" that had undergone a sex change operation. I am telling you that this "broad" had a set of tits that would knock your eyes out, long, sexy legs, an amazing ass, a face like shakira, and a melifluous voice so sweet it had to be a woman, but thats not how she was born. don't know what the vagine looked or felt like, for obvious moral and professional reasons, but "she" was sexy in a very feminine way. the question is, if you knew "her" past, would you still bang her if given the choice? maybe just a handy? bj? would it be harder to make out with her than to fuck her reconstructed vagine? what say you? How do you fuck a vagine?  Is this a hole I've been missing out on?i think it's spanish for the "male pussy"  usually 'a' at the end indicates female like senor to senoritamuchachos and muchachasWell when you explain it that way, it sounds exotic...

reeshy

03-05-2007, 03:36 PM

Or erotic!!!!!

Don Stugots

03-05-2007, 03:48 PM

Would you Bang a Guy if he looked like Shakira?no, but i would bang a chick that looked like horsepants.

MrPink

03-05-2007, 04:37 PM

Bulldogcakes

03-05-2007, 04:54 PM

moochcassidy wrote: i just had a seriously disturbing dream there that i was banging a chick i met in NY and in the middle she turned around and said in a deep voice "i eat my own poo". it was joe poo with a sex change. what the fuck is wrong with me..im blamming jet lag like but come on psyche..you dont need to f with a feller like dat.HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /> That is the funniest fucking thing I've read in months. I love reading about people's dreams.

DarkHippie

03-05-2007, 07:54 PM

I actually had to make this decision once . . .

angelinad128

03-06-2007, 05:33 AM

DarkHippie wrote: I actually had to make this decision once . . .Hey WTF?!  I want to hear about this...When I see you online in AIM I'm bringing this up!!!  LOL

sailor

03-06-2007, 05:39 AM

no...faggot...

Dougie Brootal

03-06-2007, 05:43 AM

Rockvillejoe wrote: Hear me out. I had to interview a "Woman" that had undergone a sex change operation. I am telling you that this "broad" had a set of tits that would knock your eyes out, long, sexy legs, an amazing ass, a face like shakira, and a melifluous voice so sweet it had to be a woman, but thats not how she was born. don't know what the vagine looked or felt like, for obvious moral and professional reasons, but "she" was sexy in a very feminine way. the question is, if you knew "her" past, would you still bang her if given the choice? maybe just a handy? bj? would it be harder to make out with her than to fuck her reconstructed vagine? what say you? i say yes, yes i would. but i would never tell sailor.

This message was edited by douggrasso on 3-6-07 @ 9:43 AM

Don Stugots

03-06-2007, 05:44 AM

i would and i would tell sailor just to watch him get uncomfortable.

sailor

03-06-2007, 05:53 AM

Don Stugots wrote: i would and i would tell sailor just to watch him get uncomfortable. nah, it wouldn't bother me. i have zero problem with gays. i've worked and been friends with many. edit: i'd accept you no matter what choices you made, big fella. 

This message was edited by sailor on 3-6-07 @ 10:00 AM

yomudder21

03-06-2007, 06:03 AM

sailor wrote: Don Stugots wrote: i would and i would tell sailor just to watch him get uncomfortable. nah, it wouldn't bother me. i have zero problem with gays. i've worked and been friends with many. edit: i'd accept you no matter what choices you made, big fella. This message was edited by sailor on 3-6-07 @ 10:00 AM don't be such a homophobe................it is"them gays."

Don Stugots

03-06-2007, 06:07 AM

yomudder21 wrote: sailor wrote: Don Stugots wrote: i would and i would tell sailor just to watch him get uncomfortable. nah, it wouldn't bother me. i have zero problem with gays. i've worked and been friends with many. edit: i'd accept you no matter what choices you made, big fella. This message was edited by sailor on 3-6-07 @ 10:00 AM  don't be such a homophobe................it is"them gays."   hahahha

sailor

03-06-2007, 06:23 AM

yomudder21 wrote: sailor wrote: Don Stugots wrote: i would and i would tell sailor just to watch him get uncomfortable. nah, it wouldn't bother me. i have zero problem with gays. i've worked and been friends with many. edit: i'd accept you no matter what choices you made, big fella. This message was edited by sailor on 3-6-07 @ 10:00 AM don't be such a homophobe................it is"them gays."  i almost put "the gay" to be silly.  enough people hate me already tho'.  :)

patrick187

03-06-2007, 06:57 AM

Ann Coulter has a name for people like you.

Bob Impact

03-06-2007, 01:39 PM

sailor wrote: Don Stugots wrote: i would and i would tell sailor just to watch him get uncomfortable. nah, it wouldn't bother me. i have zero problem with gays. i've worked and been friends with many. edit: i'd accept you no matter what choices you made, big fella. This message was edited by sailor on 3-6-07 @ 10:00 AM One of my best friends is gay, I have no problem with it, but the thought of Stu banging a guy who looks like Shakira makes ME uncomfortable.

Drunky McBetidont

03-06-2007, 01:46 PM

Bob Impact wrote: sailor wrote: Don Stugots wrote: i would and i would tell sailor just to watch him get uncomfortable. nah, it wouldn't bother me. i have zero problem with gays. i've worked and been friends with many. edit: i'd accept you no matter what choices you made, big fella. This message was edited by sailor on 3-6-07 @ 10:00 AM  One of my best friends is gay, I have no problem with it, but the thought of Stu banging a guy who looks like Shakira makes ME uncomfortable. i never understood people saying, "one of my best friends is [gay, black, chinese, latino, etc]one of my best friends is my penis but i dont tell peole about it

Bob Impact

03-06-2007, 01:59 PM

betidont wrote: Bob Impact wrote: sailor wrote: Don Stugots wrote: i would and i would tell sailor just to watch him get uncomfortable. nah, it wouldn't bother me. i have zero problem with gays. i've worked and been friends with many. edit: i'd accept you no matter what choices you made, big fella. This message was edited by sailor on 3-6-07 @ 10:00 AM One of my best friends is gay, I have no problem with it, but the thought of Stu banging a guy who looks like Shakira makes ME uncomfortable. i never understood people saying, "one of my best friends is [gay, black, chinese, latino, etc]one of my best friends is my penis but i dont tell peole about it Thanks captain literal.

sailor

03-06-2007, 02:29 PM

betidont wrote: Bob Impact wrote: sailor wrote: Don Stugots wrote: i would and i would tell sailor just to watch him get uncomfortable. nah, it wouldn't bother me. i have zero problem with gays. i've worked and been friends with many. edit: i'd accept you no matter what choices you made, big fella. This message was edited by sailor on 3-6-07 @ 10:00 AM One of my best friends is gay, I have no problem with it, but the thought of Stu banging a guy who looks like Shakira makes ME uncomfortable. i never understood people saying, "one of my best friends is [gay, black, chinese, latino, etc]one of my best friends is my penis but i dont tell peole about it i know people point to it with derision, but what better way is there to express the point ot people you've never met that you really DON'T have a problem with it?  if we said you hated men, you could turn around and say one of your best friends was a man.  see how it works?

sailor

03-06-2007, 02:31 PM

Bob Impact wrote: sailor wrote: Don Stugots wrote: i would and i would tell sailor just to watch him get uncomfortable. nah, it wouldn't bother me. i have zero problem with gays. i've worked and been friends with many. edit: i'd accept you no matter what choices you made, big fella. This message was edited by sailor on 3-6-07 @ 10:00 AM One of my best friends is gay, I have no problem with it, but the thought of Stu banging a guy who looks like Shakira makes ME uncomfortable.  nah, i just get all hot thinking about the money i'd make with the tape!