That wacky Britney Spears!

[epo]

<p>Apparently little miss washed up is in the news again.&nbsp; The latest report is that she tried to off herself in rehab &amp; did some crazy shit with the numbers &quot;666&quot;.&nbsp; It's official, K-Fed was the normal one.</p><p><a href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21325065-2,00.html">Link to story here.</a></p>

[Kevin]

<img src="http://www.chevroncars.com/learn/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/tired-yawn.jpg" border="0" width="190" height="212" />

[Judge Smails]

<div id="post_message_3220290"><img src="http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7929/britsoulnp1.gif" border="0" width="211" height="232" /></div>

[TheGameHHH]

wow, fame sure did fuck her up

[El Mudo]

....In related news, the band Unhallowed announced it hired a new lead singer today.....

[Gvac]

She just keeps getting hotter and hotter.

[cupcakelove]

I really wish this was true, but I don't know how much I trust an Austrailian news site that gets their correspondence from London for updates on things going on in America.

[Tenbatsuzen]

<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br />I really wish this was true, but I don't know how much I trust an Austrailian news site that gets their correspondence from London for updates on things going on in America.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Truth. You don't think TMZ, Us Magazine, Perez Hilton, et. all have that shit on lockdown?&nbsp; An Australian Rag with London Correspondents for a west coast rehab center?&nbsp; Please.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[oh_kee_pa]

she's the best thing going in hollywood

[Reephdweller]

I am officially in love with this woman!

[cupcakelove]

<strong>oh_kee_pa</strong> wrote:<br />she's the best thing going <strike>in hollywood</strike> today!!<br /><p> Woooooo!!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by cupcakelove on 3-4-07 @ 7:18 PM</span>

[Hottub]

<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>oh_kee_pa</strong> wrote:<br />she's the best thing going <strike>in hollywood</strike> today!!<br /><p>Woooooo!!</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by cupcakelove on 3-4-07 @ 7:18 PM</span> <p>Cupcake. that was fucking funny!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!</p>

[lleeder]

<p><font size="3">In related news, Charles Manson released a pop album.</font></p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>The pop star then tried to hang herself with a bedsheet was but was found before she could hurt herself.</p><p>Pfffft. Women. Cant do anything right. &nbsp;</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p> <img src="http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/POLITICS/03/04/coulter.edwards/storyvert.coulter.ed.gi.jpg" border="0" width="220" height="242" /></p><p>&quot;At least she didn't say the word 'Faggot'.&quot;</p><p>&quot;Cause that would be REALLY CRAZY!!!!' &quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 3-4-07 @ 7:38 PM</span>

[Doctor Z]

<img src="http://www.oceleb.com/img/britney-spears/britney-spears-index.jpg" border="0" width="263" height="358" />

[epo]

<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br />I really wish this was true, but I don't know how much I trust an Austrailian news site that gets their correspondence from London for updates on things going on in America. <p>Type &quot;Britney Spears&quot; into Google News and you'll get 50+ news stories on the suicide attempt.&nbsp; </p>

[epo]

<strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.oceleb.com/img/britney-spears/britney-spears-index.jpg" border="0" width="263" height="358" /> <p>Weren't those simpler times?</p>

[MrPink]

<img src="http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l254/MrPink666/bspearsrampage022107_1.jpg" border="0" width="460" height="433" />

[SatCam]

<strong>epo</strong> wrote:<br><strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.oceleb.com/img/britney-spears/britney-spears-index.jpg" border="0" width="263" height="358" /> <p>Weren't those simpler times?</p><p></p>

not a girl

not yet a woman

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />She just keeps getting hotter and hotter.<p>&nbsp;thats what i say.</p>

[OGC]

<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">How much do you want to bet this wacko ends up making money out of this whole ordeal ?</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">She'll end up with a reality show, or a big bucks&nbsp;book deal, or&nbsp;something to make a big chunk of money.</font></p>

[Dudeman]

<img src="http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/s/britneyspears/photos/britney-spears-003.jpg" border="0" alt="b" title="b" width="443" height="589" align="left" />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Dudeman on 3-4-07 @ 8:24 PM</span>

[ralphbxny]

<p>I'd like to think its fake but with all the other crazy things in and about her life...ya never know!!</p>

[Chimee]

<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">She'll end up with a reality show, or a big bucks book deal, or something to make a big chunk of money.</font></p><p>&nbsp;Didn't she already have a bombed reality show? </p>

[J.Clints]

<p>I miss these days</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[OGC]

<strong>Chimee</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">She'll end up with a reality show, or a big bucks book deal, or something to make a big chunk of money.</font></p><p>&nbsp;Didn't she already have a bombed reality show? </p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">But she is sooooo much more interesting now.</font></p>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>Chimee</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">She'll end up with a reality show, or a big bucks book deal, or something to make a big chunk of money.</font></p><p>&nbsp;Didn't she already have a bombed reality show? </p><p>yeh but she's the new anna nicole so it'll work this time </p>

[Bulldogcakes]

This is all a ploy, setting us up for an &quot;Emo&quot; style album.

[irishkb]

she will get herself back in shape then do Playboy to try and gather her popularity again.. like so many stars do...&nbsp; Like Cindy Margolis did recently even though no one cares about her..

[cougarjake13]

<strong>irishkb</strong> wrote:<br />she will get herself back in shape then do Playboy to try and gather her popularity again.. like so many stars do...&nbsp; Like Cindy Margolis did recently even though no one cares about her.. <p>there was once a time when i would have loved to see her in playboy, but now im not so sure</p>

[IamFogHat]

Don't know where this pose came from but here you go.
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2632

If you can ignore the man ass standing next to her she looks pretty good, plus she's got a dirty girl face on which how can you not love.

[JPMNICK]

I'd def still hit it

[TheMojoPin]

She's got a dookie stain.

[donnie_darko]

she looks good with a man ass next to her.
slide some cute little alba ass next to her, and the immensity is obvious.

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/britney-spears/britney-spears-rides-the-stripper-pole-like-a-pro-002670
check that for some hot stripper pole action.

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0707/britney-spears-stripper-pole-10.jpg
oh yeah, work it baby.

[Earlshog]

I'd def still hit it

you would???

shit Funk I owe you ten... I could have sworn...

[grlNIN]

What a smelly looking beast.

[JPMNICK]

She's got a dookie stain.

racist. that is another dancer on her left

[EliSnow]

you would???

shit Funk I owe you ten... I could have sworn...

No, you're good. He was talking about the ass on the left.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

if she wasnt famous, she would be living in a trailer and have 7 kids

:king:

[Doctor Z]

The black chick to her left has a better ass.

[MobCounty]

She's a fat fuck, with smoker skin, rippled with zits, shit for breath and Queen Lateefa's extensions for hair. Bluh..



Here is what a real woman looks like.



http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/MobCounty/hd20006920elisha20cuthbert20in20the.jpg

[JesterOfSadness]

I'm waiting for a fire to break out since that one chic has a lit cigarette next to an electrical circuit thingy. Safety first.

She still looks atrocious, in my opinion. I bet those two people are holding up and hiding her rolls, since they have their arms around her stomach area.

[reillyluck]

She's got a dookie stain.

she Totally has a dookie stain. that or a blood stain. Gross.

[JPMNICK]

she Totally has a dookie stain. that or a blood stain. Gross.

which one is worse? if you had to lick one, which one would you choose.

[MobCounty]

which one is worse? if you had to lick one, which one would you choose.

I would earn my red wings!

[Snacks]

Don't know where this pose came from but here you go.
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2632

If you can ignore the man ass standing next to her she looks pretty good, plus she's got a dirty girl face on which how can you not love.

I wouldnt she looks dirty and fat. Maybe its b/c I remember what her face and body looked like before the kids and now it looks beat up, but Im disgusted by her in almost every way. She looks lke she needs a loooong bath.

if she wasnt famous, she would be living in a trailer and have 7 kids

:king:

Shes so dirty and whte trash looking no one would think twice if you seen this girl living in a trailer.

She's a fat fuck, with smoker skin, rippled with zits, shit for breath and Queen Lateefa's extensions for hair. Bluh..





she is a little too thick now and her skin does look like its tainted by toxic smoke. Never noticed the yellow before. Good call!

[drjoek]

Thunder thighs

[JPMNICK]

Thunder thighs

those are dancer legs.

[marky2bucks]

Would I? Yes. But only cause she's famous. She fell out of hotness when she had her first kid. But it is a good pic of her.

There's a difference between wanting to bone a celeb because she's hot (fuck) and boning a celeb because she's famous (Oprahfuck).

I'd do Oprah just to say I did, just for the bragging rights. I wouldn't get any joy in doing it, but I'd enjoy bringing it up in casual conversation.

"Oh, that book was recommended by Oprah's book club? Hmm, yeah I fucked her"

[JPMNICK]

there is no way i would bone Oprah, regardless of her celeb factor.

And I still think Britney is hot, despite the insanity. if you saw a girl like her at a bar or club, you would be staring and thinking about how to make a move.

[TheMojoPin]

if you saw a girl like her at a bar or club, you would be staring and thinking about how to make a move.

Give the rest of us a little credit. We're going to be plotting how to get with a girl with a hideous and obvious wig/extensions/whatever the fuck that mess is, greasy skin riddled with acne, a smoker's tan and an accent that switches back and forth between "retarded" and "super retarded?" I guess, maybe if someone is desperate for a slumpbuster or something along those lines...but otherwise, I do not want to go to the clubs and bars that you're going to.

And subtract the fame...you combine all that, then find out she has two kids, too? Going after a "crazy chick" is one thing...this is just a black hole of doom.

[buzzard]

What a smelly looking beast.

well put!!!

[Yerdaddy]

She looks like a nice girl from a nice family.

[Earlshog]

Give the rest of us a little credit. We're going to be plotting how to get with a girl with a hideous and obvious wig/extensions/whatever the fuck that mess is, greasy skin riddled with acne, a smoker's tan and an accent that switches back and forth between "retarded" and "super retarded?" I guess, maybe if someone is desperate for a slumpbuster or something along those lines...but otherwise, I do not want to go to the clubs and bars that you're going to.

And subtract the fame...you combine all that, then find out she has two kids, too? Going after a "crazy chick" is one thing...this is just a black hole of doom.



someone needs there basement dug up :wink:

I'm with you Nick.... I know I've done worse....

[ScottFromGA]

she Totally has a dookie stain. that or a blood stain. Gross.

shes a definate MudBlood....

[Snacks]

there is no way i would bone Oprah, regardless of her celeb factor.

And I still think Britney is hot, despite the insanity. if you saw a girl like her at a bar or club, you would be staring and thinking about how to make a move.

I worked in the nightlucb business for 14 years and seen many, many hotter women then how brit looks now. No one is saying no because shes crazy they are saying no because she looks like shit.

Come on Nick your from Jersey, if you have been to any clubs (real clubs not corner shit holes) in NJ or NY you know the women here are much sexier then that load of shit.

[TheMojoPin]

someone needs there basement dug up :wink:

OK, seriously, I'm completely lost as to how you'd get the "he's a psycho" vibe from my post.

[drjoek]

Her Ass Looks Like 100 pounds of Chewed Bubble Gum

[moochcassidy]

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[JPMNICK]

I'm with you Nick.... I know I've done worse....

I have done much worse, and I have done better.

I agree I have seen many chicks hotter than her at the bar, but I am not a fucking versace model, nor do I have a Ferrari, so it's not like it is open season when I walk into a club. Yea there are girls who are insane hot, but on my best day and their worst I still do not have a chance.

I just think if i was out, maybe down the shore or in NYC, and I saw a girl who looked just like Britney, I would def give it a shot. I really do not see that much of a difference now compared to when everyone and their father wanted to fuck her. I still do not think she looks all that bad. is her life a disaster, Yes. but on her worse day, I would fuck her over Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Richie and ever Paris Hilton.

[Snacks]

I have done much worse, and I have done better.

I agree I have seen many chicks hotter than her at the bar, but I am not a fucking versace model, nor do I have a Ferrari, so it's not like it is open season when I walk into a club. Yea there are girls who are insane hot, but on my best day and their worst I still do not have a chance.

I just think if i was out, maybe down the shore or in NYC, and I saw a girl who looked just like Britney, I would def give it a shot. I really do not see that much of a difference now compared to when everyone and their father wanted to fuck her. I still do not think she looks all that bad. is her life a disaster, Yes. but on her worse day, I would fuck her over Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Richie and ever Paris Hilton.

Are you serious? You really dont see much of a difference from back in the day? She was so much more fuckable then.

As for fucking her (the way she looks today ) over Lohan your correct. Lohan needs to take a shower then a bath and soak for 2 hours and then another shower, she just looks dirty (and not naught dirty, just dirty)

I would fuck the shot out of Nicole or Paris over todays Britney anyday.

[JPMNICK]

Are you serious? You really dont see much of a difference from back in the day? She was so much more fuckable then.

As for fucking her (the way she looks today ) over Lohan your correct. Lohan needs to take a shower then a bath and soak for 2 hours and then another shower, she just looks dirty (and not naught dirty, just dirty)

I would fuck the shot out of Nicole or Paris over todays Britney anyday.

i have to correct myself. i am not talking about 17 year old 1st album Britney. I am talking more about her before her 1st kid, when people still thought she was hot.

[FUNKMAN]

Thunder thighs

dorothy hamil had those sweet thunder thighs... oh madone!

[Bulldogcakes]

I really do not see that much of a difference now compared to when everyone and their father wanted to fuck her. I still do not think she looks all that bad.

Once she turned legal we all lost interest. You no longer felt guilty about wanting to nail her.

Seriously, I think the most disgusting thing about her is her attitude and who she is as a person. Nicks right that physically she's OK, but her totally self absorbed drama queen shit and white trash persona make me want to puke. A girl could have an ass twice as big and if she was cool, she could still be very sexy. Britney could pick me up at a bar and I'd pass. 50 mil and all, she's just a twat, and always will be.

[scottinnj]

The black chick to her left has a better ass.

It has to be to keep the gerbils from escaping.

[IamPixie]

you guys are harsh! She gained weight but I hardly consider her a "fat fuck". oh well....continue

[JPMNICK]

you guys are harsh! She gained weight but I hardly consider her a "fat fuck". oh well....continue

i agree 100%. the problem is she is not 18 anymore, and she is not anorexic, so people call her fat.

[RoseBlood]

you guys are harsh! She gained weight but I hardly consider her a "fat fuck". oh well....continue

True, there are plenty of fatter fucks out there. When you compare Britney today to the Britney of 7 years ago you see why people are so critical. I never thought Britney was truly an attractive girl/woman. When she was at the height of her popularity it was because she was borderline underage, had that good girl about to break free image and that equates to 'hotness' I guess. Plus the powers that be had her rammed down our throats every other minute telling us she was hot when there were plenty of hotter, prettier girls in hollywood. I always thought she was average looking, not ugly but definintely not drop dead gorgeous. She always appeared very high maintenance, like it took hours upon hours to get her to look 'good'. She wore a ton of make up and was surrounded by kind lighting.

Now she's really let herself go. She looks like the epitomy of trailer trash. We see her smoking, she's walking around barefoot and pregnant, her make up looks atrocious and she's got all those ugly tattoos. She was use to having a team of professionals to make her look decent and work on her 'image' that now it appears she doesn't even know how to brush her teeth by herself. She's trying desperately to garner a new image/any image to keep her name out there. Who knows.

Oh and P.S anyone else think Dorothy Crosley looked like Britney with the black hair?

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0707/britney-spears-stripper-pole-11.jpg
http://a789.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/m_3c238c8fabc3d0b7e110939724b9782c.jpg

[RoseBlood]

Once she turned legal we all lost interest. You no longer felt guilty about wanting to nail her.

Seriously, I think the most disgusting thing about her is her attitude and who she is as a person.

I kind of feel bad for her. She never had anytime to grow up normally. Is it any wonder she's the way she is now? 25 acting like she's 18? People were constantly making decisions for her and I believe she's never gotten past an 8th or 9th grade education. Not making excuses for her just saying.

[FUNKMAN]

I kind of feel bad for her. She never had anytime to grow up normally. Is it any wonder she's the way she is now? 25 acting like she's 18? People were constantly making decisions for her and I believe she's never gotten past an 8th or 9th grade education. Not making excuses for her just saying.

agreed!

i felt bad for her when the camera crews kept following her around when she had her baby in her arms. she shouldn't be held under that much scrutiny

[Crispy123]

She still got that white trash Vagina??? Im in. http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/smiley-faces-85.gif

[Earlshog]

OK, seriously, I'm completely lost as to how you'd get the "he's a psycho" vibe from my post.

haha......... go Phillies!

[Reephdweller]

http://64.111.216.18/ul/3743-bs9.jpg



Um.....yeah.

[Earlshog]

[QUOTE=JPMNICK;1412368]I have done much worse, and I have done better.

QUOTE]


To bring it around to the show "perish the thought" its like Ronnie says a girl has a .1000 batting average. Any girl can get laid any time she wants. For a guy it dosen't matter how good looking, how funny, how much money etc you will never have the same average.

[riverofpiss]

True, there are plenty of fatter fucks out there. When you compare Britney today to the Britney of 7 years ago you see why people are so critical. I never thought Britney was truly an attractive girl/woman. When she was at the height of her popularity it was because she was borderline underage, had that good girl about to break free image and that equates to 'hotness' I guess. Plus the powers that be had her rammed down our throats every other minute telling us she was hot when there were plenty of hotter, prettier girls in hollywood. I always thought she was average looking, not ugly but definintely not drop dead gorgeous. She always appeared very high maintenance, like it took hours upon hours to get her to look 'good'. She wore a ton of make up and was surrounded by kind lighting.

Now she's really let herself go. She looks like the epitomy of trailer trash. We see her smoking, she's walking around barefoot and pregnant, her make up looks atrocious and she's got all those ugly tattoos. She was use to having a team of professionals to make her look decent and work on her 'image' that now it appears she doesn't even know how to brush her teeth by herself. She's trying desperately to garner a new image/any image to keep her name out there. Who knows.

Oh and P.S anyone else think Dorothy Crosley looked like Britney with the black hair?

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0707/britney-spears-stripper-pole-11.jpg
http://a789.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/m_3c238c8fabc3d0b7e110939724b9782c.jpg

I don't know who Dorothy Crosley is but I like what I see, Britney doesn't compare.

[Recyclerz]

[QUOTE=JPMNICK;1412368]I have done much worse, and I have done better.

QUOTE]


To bring it around to the show "perish the thought" its like Ronnie says a girl has a .1000 batting average. Any girl can get laid any time she wants. For a guy it dosen't matter how good looking, how funny, how much money etc you will never have the same average.

To quote further from the Gospel according to Bennington "You know what standards do for you? Keep you from getting laid."

Everybody's got preferences about their Objects of Desire and I'm not about judging subjective tastes in such matters but I do have this observation. If you think Britney's ass is too big to be attractive in that picture you're probably ruling out the majority of Hispanic and African-American women from your "To-Do" list. And boys, you're only hurting yourselves with that kind of behavior.

[TheMojoPin]

[QUOTE=Earlshog;1412546]

To quote further from the Gospel according to Bennington "You know what standards do for you? Keep you from getting laid."

Everybody's got preferences about their Objects of Desire and I'm not about judging subjective tastes in such matters but I do have this observation. If you think Britney's ass is too big to be attractive in that picture you're probably ruling out the majority of Hispanic and African-American women from your "To-Do" list. And boys, you're only hurting yourselves with that kind of behavior.

I've yet to see anyone in this thread do such a thing. Her ass doesn't make up for everything else about being a trainwreck, nor does it make her any less disgusting.

Besides, once again...she's got a dookie stain.

I swear some of you animals would bang a retarded leper if she winked at you.

[PapaBear]

[quote=Recyclerz;1412646]I swear some of you animals would bang a retarded leper if she winked at you.
Talk dirty to me, baby!

[A.J.]

http://rocklandusa.com/blog/wp-content/photos/orig_060407___Britney_Spears_At_The_Beach___2.jpg

http://rocklandusa.com/blog/wp-content/photos/orig_060407___Britney_Spears_At_The_Beach___4.jpg

[MikeB]

I don't know who Dorothy Crosley is but I like what I see, Britney doesn't compare.

Mafia Life Chris:Paige :: Don Stugots: Dorothy Crosley

[Yerdaddy]

http://rocklandusa.com/blog/wp-content/photos/orig_060407___Britney_Spears_At_The_Beach___2.jpg

http://rocklandusa.com/blog/wp-content/photos/orig_060407___Britney_Spears_At_The_Beach___4.jpg

And suddenly I need to go pee.

[RoseBlood]

you guys are harsh! She gained weight but I hardly consider her a "fat fuck". oh well....continue

i agree 100%. the problem is she is not 18 anymore, and she is not anorexic, so people call her fat.

She was never anorexic (not sure if that's what you were implying).. she's fatter then she ever was but probably still thinner then most of America.

[CaptClown]

[QUOTE=Recyclerz;1412646]
I swear some of you animals would bang a retarded leper if she winked at you.
And your point is...?

[A.J.]

http://rocklandusa.com/blog/wp-content/photos/071907___Britney_wearing_bra_and_panties_at_the_be ach___1.jpg

http://rocklandusa.com/blog/wp-content/photos/orig_071907___Britney_wearing_bra_and_panties_at_t he_beach___5.jpg

http://rocklandusa.com/blog/wp-content/photos/orig_071907___Britney_wearing_bra_and_panties_at_t he_beach___6.jpg

[A.J.]

you guys are harsh! She gained weight but I hardly consider her a "fat fuck". oh well....continue

Agreed. She's a dirty, stupid pig but she's not fat.

[StupidGirlllll]

Are you serious? You really dont see much of a difference from back in the day? She was so much more fuckable then.

As for fucking her (the way she looks today ) over Lohan your correct. Lohan needs to take a shower then a bath and soak for 2 hours and then another shower, she just looks dirty (and not naught dirty, just dirty)

I would fuck the shot out of Nicole or Paris over todays Britney anyday.

Please snacks i really do need to see a picture of you.

[Dan 'Hampton]

http://rocklandusa.com/blog/wp-content/photos/orig_071907___Britney_wearing_bra_and_panties_at_t he_beach___6.jpg

I hate you for this pic.

[Death Metal Moe]

Eh. I mean she's an above average bar skank at best now. Per "The Ron Bennington Doctrine" I would still throw one in her, but in the perfect world where we all have a choice of any girl, she's pretty far down my list. Mainly because she's an annoying media whore.

[Judge Smails]

http://rocklandusa.com/blog/wp-content/photos/orig_071907___Britney_wearing_bra_and_panties_at_t he_beach___6.jpg

I hate you for this pic.

Are you sure that you're being turned on by a picture of washed up, has-been pop star Britney Spears? Because, you MAY just be looking at a dog's ass.

[citymedic27]

http://www.clumsycrooks.com/mugshots/lindsay_lohan.htm


sooo much hotter than ol ugly Brit.

[TheMojoPin]

http://rocklandusa.com/blog/wp-content/photos/orig_071907___Britney_wearing_bra_and_panties_at_t he_beach___6.jpg

Which one is the mutt's ass?

[JPMNICK]

Eh. I mean she's an above average bar skank at best now. Per "The Ron Bennington Doctrine" I would still throw one in her, but in the perfect world where we all have a choice of any girl, she's pretty far down my list. Mainly because she's an annoying media whore.

this is mainly my point. I think people are looking past her outside appearance and focusing instead on their intense hatred for her.

And rose, I was not saying she was ever anorexic. I was saying she is not anorexic, which is why people are calling her fat. i am sure hollywood, photographers, and apparently everyone on this board would like to see her 25 pounds skinnier

[Earlshog]

[QUOTE=Recyclerz;1412646]

I swear some of you animals would bang a retarded leper if she winked at you.

thats a ridiculous statement
































you have her number?

[citymedic27]

Lohan is soooo much hotter than Brit, and her mugshot is like a pornstar shot. Brit would be hot if she wasnt a hayseed.

[Earlshog]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/01/people.britneyspears.ap/index.html

Shes def batshit...

[grlNIN]

I see something almost worse than that carwreck of an ass.

Tree trunk calves and cankles.

[FUNKMAN]

alot of asses can really change shape for the better when they're on their knees bending over, after a bottle of wine, and she's been giving you oral for the previous ten minutes

just saying

[Ritalin]

alot of asses can really change shape for the better when they're on their knees bending over, after a bottle of wine, and she's been giving you oral for the previous ten minutes

just saying

You're like the Albert Einstein of asses.

You're Assstein.

[drjoek]

As much A PROBLEM AS THE ASS IS THAT fat back coming on strong

[citymedic27]

As much A PROBLEM AS THE ASS IS THAT fat back coming on strong

yup, she'll have back tities in no time.

[TheMojoPin]

Guys, I found some more hot shots from her latest video shoot!

http://www.btinternet.com/~kewsoft/images/yarna1.jpg

http://www.wizarduniverse.com/_gfx_/magazines/toyfare/sw_yarna.jpg

[JPMNICK]

Guys, I found some more hot shots from her latest video shoot!

http://www.btinternet.com/~kewsoft/images/yarna1.jpg

http://www.wizarduniverse.com/_gfx_/magazines/toyfare/sw_yarna.jpg

i spit water back in my glass when i saw that pic. fucking hysterical. mojo you rule

[JesterOfSadness]

http://rocklandusa.com/blog/wp-content/photos/orig_071907___Britney_wearing_bra_and_panties_at_t he_beach___6.jpg

I think she's getting help from her cronies to grab and devour that dog.

[Yerdaddy]

Allright Mojo! Maybe she's put on a few pounds in her hayseed motherhood years but she's not a Spice Girl!

[donnie_darko]

http://a289.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/78/l_e0f1edca995c81461874146de7c1e3d8.jpg

i think she's crapping herself.

[ChimneyFish]

you guys are harsh! She gained weight but I hardly consider her a "fat fuck". oh well....continue

Please, never question "The Beautiful People".:wink:

[TheMojoPin]

Here's another shot of her hot, hot ass for all you fans out there:

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070502/britney%20spears%20nipples/britneyugly.jpg

[ChimneyFish]

Delicious

[Bulldogcakes]

Oh and P.S anyone else think Dorothy Crosley looked like Britney with the black hair?

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0707/britney-spears-stripper-pole-11.jpg
http://a789.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/m_3c238c8fabc3d0b7e110939724b9782c.jpg

OH, BITE YOUR TONGUE YOU!!!

Physically, I see what your saying. But a Britney and my belov. . I mean Dorothy give off a totally different vibe. And thats really what I'm talking about when I knock Britney.

and BTW-Most of the RF.net ladies give off the cool vibe.

[lleeder]

OH, BITE YOUR TONGUE YOU!!!

Physically, I see what your saying. But a Britney and my belov. . I mean Dorothy give off a totally different vibe. And thats really what I'm talking about when I knock Britney.

and BTW-Most of the RF.net ladies give off the cool vibe.

Even the fake ones that are really dudes?

[Bulldogcakes]

Even the fake ones that are really dudes?

Especially those!

[EliSnow]

There's so many Britney threads, but I decided to post this here. CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/)is reporting that a court has ordered Britney Spears to give up her kids by noon Wednesday.

[Midkiff]

There's so many Britney threads, but I decided to post this here. CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/)is reporting that a court has ordered Britney Spears to give up her kids by noon Wednesday.



Lucky kids! They get to leave the trailer trash redneck junkie mom, and go live with the trailer trash wigger junkie father! Hooray! Who's the big winner?

[buzzard]

There's so many Britney threads, but I decided to post this here. CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/)is reporting that a court has ordered Britney Spears to give up her kids by noon Wednesday.



IMO she really didn't want them anyway! you don't go out skanking the same day you appear in family court do ya?

[Dougie Brootal]

Lucky kids! They get to leave the trailer trash redneck junkie mom, and go live with the trailer trash wigger junkie father! Hooray! Who's the big winner?

HEY! YOU TAKE THAT BACK! KFED IS NOT A JUNKIE!



he's a pothead.

[LiddyRules]

I blame Sarah Silverman!

[JPMNICK]

in all seriousness, i think this might lead to a suicide attempt, or a RALLY bad drug binge which leads her to the hospital or sleep away rehab. this is going to rip her apart mentally.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

once a hayseed, always a hayseed

:king:

[Dougie Brootal]

in all seriousness, i think this might lead to a suicide attempt, or a RALLY bad drug binge which leads her to the hospital or sleep away rehab. this is going to rip her apart mentally.

god that would be great.

[Midkiff]

in all seriousness, i think this might lead to a suicide attempt, or a RALLY bad drug binge which leads her to the hospital or sleep away rehab. this is going to rip her apart mentally.

She's gonna pull an Anna Nicole!

[Furtherman]

in all seriousness, i think this might lead to a suicide attempt, or a RALLY bad drug binge which leads her to the hospital or sleep away rehab. this is going to rip her apart mentally.

I agree. As much of a mess she is, I'd hate to see her kids lose their mom, especially how she would be remembered. I hope her family gives her an intervention or some kind of help.

[JPMNICK]

I agree. As much of a mess she is, I'd hate to see her kids lose their mom, especially how she would be remembered. I hope her family gives her an intervention or some kind of help.

i feel bad for the kids because no matter who they are around in this situation it is a mess. not having a normal mom and dad leave them little chance to be anything but a mess when they get older

[lleeder]

I heard this was after the release of her new single "Hit My Baby One More Time"

[drjoek]

Once you get past the Public relations spin and the People magazine treatment you got to wonder how bad do you have to Fuck up to have your kids taken away from you in Hollywood? She must be a complete disaster!

[JPMNICK]

Once you get past the Public relations spin and the People magazine treatment you got to wonder how bad do you have to Fuck up to have your kids taken away from you in Hollywood? She must be a complete disaster!

it has to be the drugs

[djjd]

fed-ex the responsible one :huh:

a sure sign of the apocalypse

[Bulldogcakes]

in all seriousness, i think this might lead to a suicide attempt, or a RALLY bad drug binge which leads her to the hospital or sleep away rehab. this is going to rip her apart mentally.

Yep. I see a Dana Plato ending here.

[IamPixie]

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tori amos' ode to Britney:

Britney, they set you up
But you drank from their cup
Britney, they set you up
Oh, but this is what it looks like, love
This is what is looks like

When a star falls down, when a star falls down

Well, maybe you're a mother
But you still need your mother
Yes, I may be a mother but I still need a mother
To pick me up
Yes, to pick me up

When it all falls down, when it all falls down

Britney, they set you up
Is your contract winding up?
But you drank from the cup
Boy, this is what it looks like
Yes, I said, this is, this is what it looks like, Disney, yes

When a star falls down, when a star falls down

Well, maybe you're a mother
Baby, you still need a mother
Yes, I may be a mother but I still need a mother
To pick me up
Yes, to pick me up

When it all falls down, when it all falls down

[Axem Red]

Chris Crocker: Okay, the bitch is out of her fucking mind. My bad.

[Tenbatsuzen]

She had til Wednesday to give up the kids.

According to TMZ, she already gave them to K-Fed and...

A) ...is home crying her eyes out

B) ...in seclusion, seeking counseling from a licensed professional

C)... went out on the town to party.

Yeah.

I'm fucking disgusted by this. I really am. This chick is out of her mind, obviously needs help, and has been surrounded by enablers. Bad parents who pushed her daughter to the break point, and then sent over the edge.

This can only bode so well for Jaime Lynn.

[Fallon]

There's so many Britney threads, but I decided to post this here. CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/)is reporting that a court has ordered Britney Spears to give up her kids by noon Wednesday.



http://www.seomoz.org/images/upload/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

[spoon]

wow, fame sure did fuck her up

I'm pretty sure it was the loss of it that did the job.

[spoon]

in all seriousness, ........this is going to rip her apart mentally.

Come on nick, there's not much there to rip apart.

[Dougie Brootal]

I'm pretty sure it was the loss of it that did the job.

yeah, fame just made her a brat. then she lost it and her mind soon followed.

[Fallon]

Showing her snatch once again. (http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2995)

[Midkiff]

Showing her snatch once again. (http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2995)

awwww yeah hawt

I would friggin ravage that twat, after I scrubbed it with a bottle brush and a brillo pad

[TooLowBrow]

if you look close you can read, 'kfed wuz here' written in blue ballpoint pen

[dougiebrootal]

if you look close you can read, 'kfed wuz here' written in blue ballpoint pen

nah thats been smeared away by the jiz of a thousand men by now.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

nah thats been smeared away by the jiz of a thousand men by now.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!


I thought we killed off your Character....

Viva La douggrasso

:king:

[dougiebrootal]

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!


I thought we killed off your Character....

Viva La douggrasso

:king:


you cant kill whats already dead! muahahahahahaahahahahahaha!

[Dougie Brootal]

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!


I thought we killed off your Character....

Viva La douggrasso

:king:


you cant kill whats already dead! muahahahahahaahahahahahaha!

break it up you 2! keep this thread on track!
no show (again) for overnight visitation plea.
link (http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/10/11/britney-a-no-show-at-court/)

[Hottub]

Showing her snatch once again. (http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2995)


I love her!!!:wub:

[lleeder]

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[ScottFromGA]

now i offically wanna kick her sister in the cunt as well.


that whole family is a glorified bunch of rednecks.....:thumbup:

[Midkiff]

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb274/cuntymcslut/invisible-dignity-5.jpg

[NickyL0885]

I still can't get over the fact that her star has fallen this far. yeesh. Now with all this dumb ass things. I mean....is she THAT stupid??? She must be on a permanent acid trip or something.

[Stankfoot]

more drama ....

http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/04/pandemonium-outside-brits-madhouse/

:drunk::smoke:

[PapaBear]

NO MORE BRITNEY!!!

Unless she kills people, cures something, or blows me.

[Tenbatsuzen]

She's on a 5150 medical hold, which entails a full weekend lockdown.

[A.J.]

She's on a 5150 medical hold, which entails a full weekend lockdown.

This is like watching a drunk driver speeding right toward a telephone pole.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/news/080114/brit_spears.jpg

[mikeyboy]

Britney Spears on 'suicide-watch' after arrest for holding her own children hostage (http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23430576-details/Britney+Spears+arrested+and+strapped+to+a+stretche r+after+holding+her+own+children+hostage/article.do)

[DolaMight]

This is like watching a drunk driver speeding right toward a telephone pole.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/news/080114/brit_spears.jpg

Wow I gotta say Ron's right about crazy girls. That's the best she's looked since the snake pictures. Hot.

[Furtherman]

If this isn't rock bottom, it's pretty damn close. Maybe this will shove some sense into her spoiled head.

[Chip196]

It should tell you all you need to know about your life when people are picking you in death pools and you're in your 20's (Judge Smails and Knowledged One).

"I just can't believe the K-Fed is the more stable parental figure" - Beerbandit

[mikeyboy]

If this isn't rock bottom, it's pretty damn close. Maybe this will shove some sense into her spoiled head.

I thought she might bottom out with the head shaving or when the court ordered that she turn over her kids, but she keeps surprising me.

[Chip196]

I thought she might bottom out with the head shaving or when the court ordered that she turn over her kids, but she keeps surprising me.

You have to wonder if she's just one of those people that has no rock bottom? Will she just keep doing fucked up things until she's dead? What would suprise you at this point? Is there anything?

[BeerBandit]

And now, she's finally hot!


Mess.

[DolaMight]

And now, she's finally hot!


Mess.

Lookin better that she has in a while. No makeup or lighting.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_01/britneyRETNA_468x470.jpg



She'll bottom out lower in my opinion. She'll have more time to fill with substances now without any chance of getting her kids back.

[Recyclerz]

I thought she might bottom out with the head shaving or when the court ordered that she turn over her kids, but she keeps surprising me.

So you're saying she's the East Side Dave of the pop music world? :wink:

[Heather 8]

Color me shocked:

Brit loses visitation rights, K-Fed gets full custody. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22497895/)

[IamFogHat]

Who could have predicted that something from the insane mind of Tracy Morgan ten years ago could have been something that wouldn't surprise us anymore about Spears.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-631119337864773132&q=tracy+morgan+snl&total=64&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=4

[TheGameHHH]

she needs help or shes going to die, this has gone on long enough. its time for everybody to stop being surprised by her actions and her family members needs to make that bitch check her ego at the door and seek serious help (by serious help i mean a non-"promises rehab stint")

[Drunky McBetidont]

she needs to eat a bullet

[mikeyboy]

It's admirable the lengths she'll go to to keep media focus off of her sister's pregnancy.

[Tenbatsuzen]

she needs help or shes going to die, this has gone on long enough. its time for everybody to stop being surprised by her actions and her family members needs to make that bitch check her ego at the door and seek serious help (by serious help i mean a non-"promises rehab stint")

Jay Mewes said it best. If you're really fucked up, the ONLY rehab that will work is the government sanctioned, four cots to a room rehab. Granted, Promises may work for someone like Affleck (who sounds like his issue was less the booze and drugs and more having a non-stable life - all you see him now is doting on his daughter) but Britney is totally fubar to the point where she needs Denis Leary's "shut the fuck up" therapy.

[Tenbatsuzen]

For the record:

TMZ, who's been pretty on-point about this shit, is saying that booze and drugs is not Britney's problem. They are an accessory to the problem, but the main issue is that she's out of her fucking mind and needs mental help.

[Grendel_Kahn]

She just keeps getting hotter and hotter.

Amen to that brother!

[topless_mike]

Britney Spears on 'suicide-watch' after arrest for holding her own children hostage (http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23430576-details/Britney+Spears+arrested+and+strapped+to+a+stretche r+after+holding+her+own+children+hostage/article.do)

smails called it in my celebrity deathpool thread....

[TheGameHHH]

For the record:

TMZ, who's been pretty on-point about this shit, is saying that booze and drugs is not Britney's problem. They are an accessory to the problem, but the main issue is that she's out of her fucking mind and needs mental help.

in my opinion, and i've spent the past two years studying behavior (though that certainly does not qualify me as an expert), that's dead on accurate. she needs mental help before battling any sort of substance abuse problem. ive just gotten to the point where this whole britney circus has stopped being amusing to me. i actually feel bad for her.

[Tenbatsuzen]

in my opinion, and i've spent the past two years studying behavior (though that certainly does not qualify me as an expert), that's dead on accurate. she needs mental help before battling any sort of substance abuse problem. ive just gotten to the point where this whole britney circus has stopped being amusing to me. i actually feel bad for her.

Do you think that Post-Partum Depression will be the PR blame if and when she makes the comeback? She had some issues before the kids, but I can totally see PPD being the issue at hand.

[Fallon]

Do you think that Post-Partum Depression will be the PR blame if and when she makes the comeback? She had some issues before the kids, but I can totally see PPD being the issue at hand.

She should have used vitamins.

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/7923/tomcruiseapologizeoo6.jpg

[TheGameHHH]

Do you think that Post-Partum Depression will be the PR blame if and when she makes the comeback? She had some issues before the kids, but I can totally see PPD being the issue at hand.

Post-Partum is much more common then people believe. I don't know enough about her personally and/or her personality, but I could def. see it being an issue in her life. As far as PR spin goes; it follows logic so if that's the route they wanted to go, they wouldn't have a difficult time spinning it that way. There are absolutely other factors though.

[IamFogHat]

She should have used vitamins.

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/7923/tomcruiseapologizeoo6.jpg

You've convinced me.

[Grendel_Kahn]

She should have used vitamins.

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/7923/tomcruiseapologizeoo6.jpg

You're being glib.

[Tenbatsuzen]

She should have used vitamins.

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/7923/tomcruiseapologizeoo6.jpg

Jesus H. Christ, that's like a definition "You're a Homo!" pic.

[Fallon]

Jesus H. Christ, that's like a definition "You're a Homo!" pic.

Shouldn't he be pointing at himself then?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Shouldn't he be pointing at himself then?

Textbook "No, YOU'RE the Homo!" pic.

[Fallon]

Textbook "No, YOU'RE the Homo!" pic.

Ohhhh.. now I get it...

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2251/tomcruiseapologizeoo6coab1.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

Oh, wow.

Beyond awesome.

[StupidGirlllll]

Post-Partum is much more common then people believe. I don't know enough about her personally and/or her personality, but I could def. see it being an issue in her life. As far as PR spin goes; it follows logic so if that's the route they wanted to go, they wouldn't have a difficult time spinning it that way. There are absolutely other factors though.

Her kids are 2 1/2 & 1 1/2 how long can someone suffer from post partum? I think she is schitzo & I really do feel bad for her. There are far worst mothers in the world, but since she is in the spotlight everything she does is under a microscope. What bothers me the most about this whole thing is that K-Fed is the one coming out smelling like roses, when he was the one who most likely put her in this state of mind she is in now.

[Snacks]

Her kids are 2 1/2 & 1 1/2 how long can someone suffer from post partum? I think she is schitzo & I really do feel bad for her. There are far worst mothers in the world, but since she is in the spotlight everything she does is under a microscope. What bothers me the most about this whole thing is that K-Fed is the one coming out smelling like roses, when he was the one who most likely put her in this state of mind she is in now.

I love women. One time a man comes out smelling like a rose in a divorce isnt a bad thing. What did Kevin Federline do so wrong? Because he married a celebrity and wanted fame himself? How many women do the same thing and live off the fame of their husbands? Tons and they get away with it everytime. What do other women say? "Good for her, she deserves it". The only woman I have ever seen get it worse then a man was that one legged bitch that is divorcing Paul Mcartny. She has had it tough but will make 50 million. What did Kfed get? What do most men get when they marry rich and then divorce? Nothing or very little.

As for her, I do feel sorry for her because the media should mind their business. But the retards of America love this shit and buy into it. If they didnt then they would stop reporting and following around celebs. Peoples personal lives should be their private lives. No one, celeb or regular person should have this shit happen to them.

[TheGameHHH]

Her kids are 2 1/2 & 1 1/2 how long can someone suffer from post partum? I think she is schitzo & I really do feel bad for her. There are far worst mothers in the world, but since she is in the spotlight everything she does is under a microscope. What bothers me the most about this whole thing is that K-Fed is the one coming out smelling like roses, when he was the one who most likely put her in this state of mind she is in now.

anytime from or within the 1st year/week of birth. depression can last a lifetime. be careful how u toss around the word schitzo, its difficult to diagnosis that.

[StupidGirlllll]

anytime from or within the 1st year/week of birth. depression can last a lifetime. be careful how u toss around the word schitzo, its difficult to diagnosis that.

Well she is acting really crazy, wjat could it be then Bi-polar?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Her kids are 2 1/2 & 1 1/2 how long can someone suffer from post partum? I think she is schitzo & I really do feel bad for her. There are far worst mothers in the world, but since she is in the spotlight everything she does is under a microscope. What bothers me the most about this whole thing is that K-Fed is the one coming out smelling like roses, when he was the one who most likely put her in this state of mind she is in now.

Why are you blaming K-Fed for Britney's woes? Shar Jackson doesn't seem to have any problems. Britney was the one who broke up Kevin's marriage in the first place. K-Fed may be a clueless attention whore, but he's not a Machievellian abuser.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Dlisted is reporting she's out, TMZ says she's still in.

[A.J.]

It's admirable the lengths she'll go to to keep media focus off of her sister's pregnancy.

And to keep herself in the spotlight.

[Fallon]

Dlisted is reporting she's out, TMZ says she's still in.

TMZ says she's out now.

[pennington]

Well, now another media whore has attached himself to Britney. Dr. Phil escorted her from the hospital and is "concerned":

http://news.aol.com/entertainment/music/music-news-story/ar/_a/dr-phil-escorts-britney-out-of-hospital/20080104064609990001

I agree with others here. It's not funny anymore, I hope she gets the help she needs.

[NickyL0885]

She needs to go away....anna nicole style. im sorry. :down:

[Knowledged_one]

So beyond the Fake British Accent, the sleeping with a papparazzi member who is still married, the CVS trips for home pregnancy tests, it has really really been a new low for the stupid C

Take a look at the latest pics of Britney

www.wwtdd.com

Please beware although suitable for work you really may want to stab your eyes out after seeing these its pretty filth nasty

[A.J.]

The minute she burns through all of her money (and that can't be too far off) she's going to make a wonderful baglady.

[Dirtybird12]

The minute she burns through all of her money (and that can't be too far off) she's going to make a wonderful PORNO.


fixed it for ya:thumbup:

[Knowledged_one]

Well people do love fatty porno

[DolaMight]

http://64.111.216.18/ul/5712-bs112.jpg
Wanna party?

[Dougie Brootal]

http://64.111.216.18/ul/5712-bs112.jpg
Wanna party?

some one should make a sig outta that!!! hahahahaha!!

[realmenhatelife]

This is probably covered in this thread somewhere but I think Britney Spears is legitmately schizophrenic. She exhibits alot of behavior of a person in a manic state. Adopting other personas, costuming, binges, unreliability, erradic behavior, sexual compulsion etc.

At what point do people stop acting like 'oh this is funny, shes such a trainwreck' and come around to her being a legitmately sick person? I think certain media sources will take this until the point that she kills herself, and then be the first to print 'remembering britney' somber bullshit.

[Knowledged_one]

This is probably covered in this thread somewhere but I think Britney Spears is legitmately schizophrenic. She exhibits alot of behavior of a person in a manic state. Adopting other personas, costuming, binges, unreliability, erradic behavior, sexual compulsion etc.

At what point do people stop acting like 'oh this is funny, shes such a trainwreck' and come around to her being a legitmately sick person? I think certain media sources will take this until the point that she kills herself, and then be the first to print 'remembering britney' somber bullshit.

check the latest story on Unfitney on wwtdd.com

and no im not a schill for that site, just noticed they put up a new one since i posted her bloody pictures :flush:

I am queer for the celeb gossip sites

[realmenhatelife]

check the latest story on Unfitney on wwtdd.com

and no im not a schill for that site, just noticed they put up a new one since i posted her bloody pictures :flush:

I am queer for the celeb gossip sites

wwtdd.com isnt one of the queer gossip sites cus he's funny and bashes everyone. He also seems to dislike perez hilton which makes me like him that much more. I check that and filmdrunk fairly regularly.

But I knew a person who was undiagnosed schizophrenic who went manic and wound up in jail for awhile. Then had to go through alot afterwards when they try to work out medications and stuff along with other trauma. The whole britney thing is getting really really familiar for me. It's gonna come out that she was assualted or just generally abused as a child.

[Fallon]

some one should make a sig outta that!!! hahahahaha!!

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/2269/dougkx7.jpg

[tele7]

http://64.111.216.18/ul/5712-bs112.jpg
Wanna party?

http://internetservices.readingeagle.com/editor/archives/bush_door_gallery__470x391.jpg

[King Imp]

There is something I don't get. Why is it that she continually says "fuck the system" and refuses to show up for her hearings, but they keep rescheduling it? Say "fuck you" and award the kids to K-Fed already.

[Dougie Brootal]

awesome!!
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/2269/dougkx7.jpg

[zathrus]

I can't believe that she showed up for todays court hearing and then left before pleading her case. Guess she really doesn't want o be apart of her kids lives.

[sailor]

it's a bit.

[cougarjake13]

I can't believe that she showed up for todays court hearing and then left before pleading her case. Guess she really doesn't want o be apart of her kids lives.




isnt that the 2nd time she did that ???

[Dougie Brootal]

it's a bit.

:lol::lol::lol:

[CountryBob]

Brittany for Executive Producer for the Ron and Fez show?
It would get Fez away from the kids table and back to mike at the adults table.

i miss Fez!
i miss soundbaord Fez as well!

[StupidGirlllll]

back in the hosp again TMZ is reporting right now. She must miss her kids so much I really feel sorry for her, there are far worse parents out there that get away with being a bad parent cause they are not under the scope of cameras all the time. She is a sad soul & I just feel for her.

http://www.tmz.com/

[PapaBear]

TMZ has learned the plan to get Britney into UCLA Medical Center had been hatched for days -- it was aborted last night, but executed just minutes ago. And we're told the plan was so intricate the FAA had cleared airspace in route to the hospital.

Back at her house, Britney's psychiatrist told her she was going to the hospital. Her response was, "Is something wrong?" She was not resistant. She made hot chocolate and waited before paramedics arrived and placed her on a gurney.

Though I do have some level of sympathy for her, it must me nice to have so many accommodations available to someone like her. I'm not saying every person who has mental problems should have FAA clearance for their commitment.. But damn... That's some fucked up shit.

[topless_mike]

i feel so bad for her kids.
who knows- maybe k-fed is a great dad. or he could be a douche.

[Dougie Brootal]

back in the hosp again TMZ is reporting right now. She must miss her kids so much I really feel sorry for her, there are far worse parents out there that get away with being a bad parent cause they are not under the scope of cameras all the time. She is a sad soul & I just feel for her.

http://www.tmz.com/

she doesnt even know she has kids.

[Knowledged_one]

back in the hosp again TMZ is reporting right now. She must miss her kids so much I really feel sorry for her, there are far worse parents out there that get away with being a bad parent cause they are not under the scope of cameras all the time. She is a sad soul & I just feel for her.

http://www.tmz.com/

If she misses her kids so much why does she miss court appointed dates, skip depositions, and ignore the advice of the parenting coach. She brings this on herself with her own actions and is getting what she deserves. If what was happening now to her happened to K-Fed or a non-star mother they would never get visitation rights yet they give her chance after chance after chance to do the right thing and she screws it up. A fit mother does not walk around wearing a see through shirt for days letting her tits just hang out. She is rich poor white trash and a whore

[bigdaddymg6998]

Britney has no clue what's going on.... tell her she is hitting the drugs a little too hard

[Freitag]

i feel so bad for her kids.
who knows- maybe k-fed is a great dad. or he could be a douche.

I think a lot of the hatred around K-Fed is media created. Although he did leave Shar Jackson while she was pregnant, that seems to be the only "bad" move he's done outside of the vanity record project. Never got into any trouble, never dui'ed, paid his child support, very doting on his kids.

He may lack talent, but that doesn't make him a bad person. I have a feeling that Britney's problems were deep-seeded before K-Fed, and they started coming to the surface as their relationship unraveled.

I think she's still in love with Justin.

If she misses her kids so much why does she miss court appointed dates, skip depositions, and ignore the advice of the parenting coach. She brings this on herself with her own actions and is getting what she deserves. If what was happening now to her happened to K-Fed or a non-star mother they would never get visitation rights yet they give her chance after chance after chance to do the right thing and she screws it up. A fit mother does not walk around wearing a see through shirt for days letting her tits just hang out. She is rich poor white trash and a whore

She's mentally ill. Have you ever dealt with someone who is bipolar and depressed? She's acting this way because she doesn't know any better and she's surrounded by enablers and money.

I'm not saying she's a fit mother, but that's mainly attributed to the mental health issues.

Britney has no clue what's going on.... tell her she is hitting the drugs a little too hard

Actually, it's just the reverse. She's NOT taking her drugs, and that's what is causing the problems.

[Freitag]

Though I do have some level of sympathy for her, it must me nice to have so many accommodations available to someone like her. I'm not saying every person who has mental problems should have FAA clearance for their commitment.. But damn... That's some fucked up shit.

They didn't want news choppers trailing.

I think this is the first major, major celebrity to have their mental health issues brought to light before death. I could be wrong, but this could be awesome for the stigma of problems related to mental health.

[A.J.]

I think this is the first major, major celebrity to have their mental health issues brought to light before death.

http://www.simongrigg.info/extplay/blogger/79d6a920e575_15110/brian_wilson.jpg

[Freitag]

http://www.simongrigg.info/extplay/blogger/79d6a920e575_15110/brian_wilson.jpg

Qualifier: Major celebrity with mental issues in this day and age of instant information.

[zathrus]

from what i've heard. her family has finally been able to get her committed for evaulation. hopefully this time she gets the help that is so obvious that she needs.

[Bulldogcakes]

from what i've heard. her family has finally been able to get her committed for evaulation. hopefully this time she gets the help that is so obvious that she needs.

I hope she doesn't get the help she needs. I have $500 bucks on her in a 2008 death pool.



Seriously, my main concern is for her kids. She's a classic case of too much, too soon. As far as I can tell the only thing wrong with her is she has no desire to live by the rules the rest of us do.

[zathrus]

i'd hate to see her kids grow up without a mom, but $500 is a nice bit of money. so i'll keep my fingers crossed for you bdc:thumbup:

[Fallon]

she doesnt even know she has kids.

With all the laxatives she's been taking she's used to stuff just falling out of her body.

[A.J.]

With all the laxatives she's been taking she's used to stuff just falling out of her body.

And with all the drugs she's taking she's used to her body getting stuffed...

...WITH COCKS!

[zathrus]

Ok. How long should we give her before she does something completely stupid, yet again? I give her until the end of the month.

[TeeBone]

She'll make it until the Ides of March.

[Heather 8]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=57527

[nate1000]

Lynne spears' declaration for the restraining order against Osama Lufti:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0205083spears1.html

Sounds like this "Sam" is a real motherfucker. I hope one of her psycho fans beheads the rag head.

[TheMojoPin]

Boy, if anyone's worth spewing racist bullshit over, it's Britney Spears. AM I RIGHT, GUYS?!?!?!?

[Fallon]

Welcome back Britney! NSFW (http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3502)

[Jughead]

Boy, if anyone's worth spewing racist bullshit over, it's Britney Spears. AM I RIGHT, GUYS?!?!?!?

100% almost every time.....:smile:

[zathrus]

Is everyone associated with that family a little nuts? does anyone have any idea on what the mystery hearing that just took place was about?

[cougarjake13]

Is everyone associated with that family a little nuts? does anyone have any idea on what the mystery hearing that just took place was about?

what to do with britneys severed penis located in her taint

[drjoek]

Kevin Federline is to receive sole custody of his children with troubled singer Britney Spears in a new agreement expected to get court approval on Friday, the "PopoZao" rapper's lawyer has revealed.
Mark Vincent Kaplan, Federline's attorney, told E! News that the former couple have signed the agreement, which gives the aspiring rapper legal and physical custody of sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1. Spears will continued to have visitation rights.
"The case has been settled," Kaplan said. "The court still has to approve it." Both camps are due in court on Friday.
The agreement means the case won't go to court.
"As of this evening there is a fully executed deal memo ... All the issues that would have been addressed at trial have been settled," Kaplan told E! News. "Can't speak to the exact terms of the deal. Orders in place ... will stay in place."
It's unclear if Spears will receive increased visitation with her kids. She currently enjoys two visits and one overnight per week. A source close to Spears told PEOPLE that the singer will likely get increased visitation right over time.
"Until the kids turn 18, we can expect in years to come that Britney and Kevin will be back in court," says L.A. family lawyer Lynn Soodik, who is not involved with the case. "Britney will have a better chance of winning more custody once she regains her health. This is just the end of Round One."

How pathetic a human being do you have to be to lose your parental rights to K Fed?
Good thing her 16yo little sister is a mom too

[Fallon]

<embed src="http://www.mtv.com/player/embed/wp/" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="CONFIG_URL=http://www.mtv.com/player/embed/wp/configuration.jhtml%3fvid%3D288244&allowFullScreen=true" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="never" base="." width="450" height="380">

[fezident]

Holy shit!
That Spears video is killer! It's amazing how much a video can be like a short film. I love big budget shit like this....when it's done well. And she's never looked better.

The video has a McG meets Michael Bay kinda thang goin' on. I dig that shit. Everything pops.

[biozombie]

Oh that song stinks. It sounds like a techno remix of some unreleased Dr. Seuss cartoon... but she's looking good, can't deny that, especially the black wig office lady.

[Lady Resin]

She's all grown up now. (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,435562,00.html)

[MisterSmith]

That video is obviously a fake. There is an MTV logo in the upper right corner and everybody knows that MTV doesn't show videos anymore.



She looks great though. Good for you Brittany.

[grlNIN]

Good for her, i don't care what anyone says, she is like the Liz Taylor of pop music.

[Contra]

Liz Taylor or Mike Jackson?

[IamFogHat]

I can't choose between hot Britney and batshit insane Britney.

[mikeyboy]

Good for her, i don't care what anyone says, she is like the Liz Taylor of pop music.

Let's see...

Fluctuating weight? Check

Drug addiction? Check

Multiple husbands? Check

No longer relevant? Check

I guess you're right.

[OGC]

Holy shit!
That Spears video is killer!


It's even better if you turn the sound off.

[Hottub]

The song is absolute, dire, Radio Disney stool.
The video is smoking hot!

I guess video did not kill the radio star.

[Hottub]

Let's see...

Fluctuating weight? Check

Drug addiction? Check

Multiple husbands? Check

No longer relevant? Check

I guess you're right.

Catch up on your Entertainment Weekly before making such a statement.

[Legit Bill]

I'd still hit it.

[King Imp]

Is she like an alien or something? How does she go from looking horrible week in and out with a gut to looking this hot?

[mikeyboy]

Catch up on your Entertainment Weekly before making such a statement.

The husband one was a stretch, but I included that guy she married for like 10 minutes when she was drunk. I'll reserve judgment on the relevant thing.

[midwestjeff]

Catch up on your Entertainment Weekly before making such a statement.

The husband one was a stretch, but I included that guy she married for like 10 minutes when she was drunk. I'll reserve judgment on the relevant thing.

CAT FIGHT!!!!

[JPMNICK]

Is she like an alien or something? How does she go from looking horrible week in and out with a gut to looking this hot?

personal trainers and cocaine

she does look awesome in this video

britney is making hot videos and the DOW is under 10k, maybe it is 1999 again