View Full Version : Scariest things/feelings in the world
booster11373
03-06-2007, 10:00 AM
<p>This just happened to me</p><p>Flush the toilet and the water starts backing up, I almost had a heart attack</p><p>There's money to be made in making a toilet that will not overflow I'd buy one today</p><p>What are yours</p>
SatCam
03-06-2007, 10:27 AM
when you look down and the condom is gone
ralphbxny
03-06-2007, 10:52 AM
<p>We really loved your resume.... but!!!!!Being told you dont have enough experiance, but those fuckers wont give you a shot to get it!!!!!!!</p><p>I HATE FUCKIN JOB HUNTING!</p>
patrick187
03-06-2007, 10:54 AM
<p>Having your chick tell you she's preggers. </p><p> </p><p>I couldn't load that pillow case with doorknobs fast enough</p>
shittyhambrgers
03-06-2007, 10:54 AM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />when you look down and the condom is gone<p> absolutely, positively, 100% yes. holy S.</p>
RoseBlood
03-06-2007, 04:19 PM
The feeling you get as soon as you realize your wallet/purse/pocketbook is missing.
Bulldogcakes
03-06-2007, 04:28 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />when you look down and the condom is gone<img src="http://kurtelling.com/photos/images/Laughing%20about%20politics%20with%20Mort%20Sahl%2 0&%20Neil%20Tesser.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="375" /><img src="http://www.fund4horses.org/images/laughing_horse_acclaim_images.jpg" border="0" width="236" height="279" /> <img src="http://www.usd.edu/images/pictures/original/usd%20girls%20laughing-standin.jpg" border="0" width="350" height="227" />"HA! THE WHITE BOY IS SO SMALL HIS CONDOM FALLS OFF!! HAHAHAHHA! <p> </p>
sr71blackbird
03-06-2007, 04:42 PM
Locking your keys and your jacket in your car at 3 AM on a cold winter night on a iffy street in Wyandanch
FUNKMAN
03-06-2007, 04:49 PM
<p>your car stalls at a busy toll booth</p><p>okay not that scary, sucks though</p>
sr71blackbird
03-06-2007, 04:56 PM
Losing your kid in a crowded mall for a few minutes
<p>These are all great, especially the toilet, I thought I was the only one who freaks when that happens!!!</p><p>Wyandanch??? Hope you had a gun!!!! Just kidding. </p><p>Lets see, the moment you realize someone has been lieing to you, seriously lieing to you. For example, you find emails on a computer that you had no idea existed, or maybe a phone call or text. </p><p>For me, being in water, anything other than a pool or the shower. I have an ungodly fear of the water. I start to panic, it doesnt matter, if I cant see anything, and if I cant touch the bottom, thats it. I am frantic. It's not even something I feel I can explain with words. I feel as if I could vomit and shit myself at the same time...It's so scary to me. Even when I go in up to my waist Im already there....then I panic and can't get out of my way fast enough. </p><p>Also when you see an animal in the road, and other people dont seem to notice like you do. I was in the car with my sister this summer and we were driving down a pretty busy street, we see this little datschun (spelling?) and I scream for her to stop. I jump out at the stop sign and start chasing this dog thats running from me. Turns out I didnt catch him and all the people passing were staring but whatever. </p>
sr71blackbird
03-06-2007, 05:03 PM
The worst is probably getting "that call" that your parent is seriously ill/dying
weekapaugjz
03-06-2007, 05:03 PM
hearing any out of the ordinary sounds in an elevator (creaking, banging, etc.) i have always had nightmares about plummeting towards the bottom of a building. i usually take the stairs unless its a really high floor.
Bossanova
03-06-2007, 05:08 PM
The doctor saying HMMMMMM during a physical.
weekapaugjz
03-06-2007, 05:10 PM
<strong>Bossanova</strong> wrote:<br />The doctor saying HMMMMMM during a physical.<p> only five to go, make it a good one.</p>
RoseBlood
03-06-2007, 05:16 PM
<strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br />hearing any out of the ordinary sounds in an elevator (creaking, banging, etc.) i have always had nightmares about plummeting towards the bottom of a building. i usually take the stairs unless its a really high floor. <p>omg yes! that is scarey stuff! makes me think of The Omen.</p>
torker
03-06-2007, 05:16 PM
Eyeball injuries and Nets pre-game shows.
Bulldogcakes
03-06-2007, 05:19 PM
<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />The worst is probably getting "that call" that your parent is seriously ill/dying Any phone call in the middle of the night, I'm running to the phone thinking "DEATH IN THE FAMILY! DEATH IN THE FAMILY!" <p> </p>
booster11373
03-06-2007, 06:07 PM
<p>Another one for me especially during the last couple of years</p><p>Odd hour phone calls, almost always bad news</p>
riverofpiss
03-07-2007, 11:39 AM
<p>I am normally not scared of flying but when the plane hits strong turbulence I get a lil nervous, especially flying over the ocean cuz there's nowhere to land if something really goes wrong.</p>
drusilla
03-07-2007, 11:42 AM
<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />The worst is probably getting "that call" that your parent is seriously ill/dying<p> try being there when the doctor announces "6 months"</p>
patrick187
03-07-2007, 11:43 AM
When you have to kill a loved one, just because they're the devil.
Marc with a c
03-07-2007, 11:47 AM
<p>apparently it is blowing out a tire on the fdr just before houston on 3/6/07 when it is 12 degrees out. then trying to change the tire to a car that isnt yours and realize there is no tire iron, then calling your friend to bring a tire iron, one that doesn't fit, then having a good samaritian stop (thank god) and give me a tire iron, and help me change the tire.</p><p>oh also getting back in that car and having it not start because for some reason the battery is dead, then having the friend that came with the bad tire iron push you up the ramp to get off the fdr as the nypd yells at him through their loud speakers to hurry up. then jumping the car on houston. and driving 10 minutes to 71st all because it was to cold and windy to take the subway you lazy fuck.</p><p>last night was scary.</p><p> </p>
Friday
03-07-2007, 11:49 AM
<p>to pair with sr71blackbirds..... </p><p>.... looking down at your parent in the hospital bed and coming to the painful realization that it's all really happening. That it's time to let them go...</p><p>And along the same super sad vein.... Realizing that noone is there to take care of you anymore. Not in the way a mommy can (or daddy).</p>
Dan 'Hampton
03-07-2007, 01:07 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />when you look down and the condom is gone<p> Yeah no crap. I really don't want to grow up.</p>
lleeder
03-07-2007, 01:09 PM
<font size="3">The .0001 second it takes for the elevator door to open. You think to yourself maybe this is the time it doesn't.</font>
Leticia
03-07-2007, 01:20 PM
<p>Here comes the dorkiest answer ... but for some reason I can't shake the fear of the dark.. and I don't mean any dark... </p><p> </p><p>I mean pitch black.. and the seconds before your eyes adjust.. it just scares the shit out of me... i've had nighmares about being tied to a chair in the middle of a pitch black room. </p><p> </p><p>I just don't know hat is going to happen... </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Leticia on 3-7-07 @ 5:21 PM</span>
Andomray
03-07-2007, 01:21 PM
<p>Walking down the street at night in Newark by yourself.</p>
Don Stugots
03-07-2007, 01:25 PM
Failure
johnniewalker
03-07-2007, 01:29 PM
A full blatter and no where to wee.
Andomray
03-07-2007, 01:29 PM
<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br />A full blatter and no where to wee. <p>If you see a butt, feel free.</p>
feralBoy
03-07-2007, 01:34 PM
I was on a "frozen" lake once with my friend. And we started to hear cracking. So we were like, lets get the fuck out of here. So we start running off of the lake, and I turn around and see my friend fall through the ice. I was scared as shit, because I can't swim. But I had to go back for him. Sure as shit, I fell through the ice. It's the worst feeling in the world. we mananged to claw our way back to safety. Then we had to walk home, our clothes and hair completely frozen. Funny when I look back, not so funny then.
led37zep
03-07-2007, 01:38 PM
Waiting for results from an STD test. FUCKING SCARY AS HELL!
Andomray
03-07-2007, 01:40 PM
My greatest fear of all: BLOODY NIPPLES!
kevcala
03-07-2007, 01:41 PM
<p>I think a big one for me used to be when I was in school and had to take an important exam.</p><p>You walk out thinking you did ok, but when you talk to yor friend you realize you based all of your answers around some fact you had wrong.</p><p>My stomach would just sink.</p><p> </p><p>. . . getting pulled over when you know you did or have something illegal is not a fun feeling. </p>
<p>Sharks</p><p> </p><p>The scare the fuck outa me</p><p> </p><p>If you really wanna freak out imiagine if this were still alive</p><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalodon">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalodon</a></p><p>(The bottom shark is a large great white)<img src="http://www.fossilien.de/seiten/haizaehne/megalodon_weisserhai.jpg" border="0" width="555" height="320" /></p><p> </p><p> </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by TjM on 3-7-07 @ 5:55 PM</span>
Crippler
03-07-2007, 03:58 PM
<strong>Andomray</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Walking down the street at night in Newark by yourself. </p><p>Don't feel bad...there were days when I had to park a few blocks too far away from University Ave & I was scared in the broad daylight.</p>
<p>That feeling like you're going to pass out/black out/faint. </p>
Mike Teacher
03-07-2007, 04:16 PM
When the Monster on the wing of the plane starts fucking with the engine.
Don Stugots
03-07-2007, 04:17 PM
<strong>Andomray</strong> wrote:<br />My greatest fear of all: BLOODY NIPPLES!<p> mmmm, i'm starvin</p>
raulfd4
03-07-2007, 04:56 PM
<p>having had lots of unprotected sex in your life then finally deciding to get tested for HIV.</p><p>THEN having four days to think about the way you're going to have to break it to:</p><p>(number of people you have had sex with) factorial</p><p>IF it comes back positive. </p>
BLZBUBBA
03-07-2007, 05:08 PM
<p>Being convicted (or framed) for a crime you didn't commit. All these poor bastards (mostly poor and black) that have been locked up for crimes and were innocent...Proven so by DNA, a witness that came forward, or whatever. Pretty sickening. </p><p>Seems that has to suck worse than anything. JAILED...for nothing. </p>
eeroomnhoj
03-07-2007, 05:17 PM
<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />Losing your kid in a crowded mall for a few minutes <p><font size="2">Without a doubt the scariest feeling in the world.</font></p>
FUNKMAN
03-07-2007, 05:52 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">Scariest things/feelings in the world</font></strong> </p><p>catherization</p><p>camera in the peepee hole</p>
SatCam
03-07-2007, 06:17 PM
<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br><p>apparently it is blowing out a tire on the fdr just before houston on 3/6/07 when it is 12 degrees out. then trying to change the tire to a car that isnt yours and realize there is no tire iron, then calling your friend to bring a tire iron, one that doesn't fit, then having a good samaritian stop (thank god) and give me a tire iron, and help me change the tire.</p><p>oh also getting back in that car and having it not start because for some reason the battery is dead, then having the friend that came with the bad tire iron push you up the ramp to get off the fdr as the nypd yells at him through their loud speakers to hurry up. then jumping the car on houston. and driving 10 minutes to 71st all because it was to cold and windy to take the subway you lazy fuck.</p><p>last night was scary.</p><p> </p><p></p>
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cougarjake13
03-08-2007, 03:01 PM
<p>my scariest feeling is that when you die your brain doesnt and even though they do the preperation for burial you're still somehow conscious and for eternity you just lay there inside the coffin with nothing to do but think as you rot </p>
Lumber
03-08-2007, 03:03 PM
Being in a Nuclear Powered Submarine and a compartment starts flooding.
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