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OneEyeJack
03-06-2007, 08:21 PM
<p><strong>GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM....</strong></p><p>TAKE YOUR PROTEIN PILLS AND PUT YOUR HELMET ON....</p>
OneEyeJack
03-06-2007, 08:27 PM
<p><strong>GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM...</strong></p><p>10&nbsp; 9&nbsp; 8&nbsp; 7&nbsp; 6&nbsp; 5&nbsp; 4&nbsp; 3&nbsp; 2&nbsp; 1&nbsp; </p><p>comencing count down engines on...</p>
OneEyeJack
03-06-2007, 08:33 PM
<p><strong>GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM....</strong></p><p>CHECK IGNITION AND MAY GODS LOVE BE WITH YOU......</p><p><strong>BLAST OFF!!!!!</strong></p>
OneEyeJack
03-06-2007, 08:33 PM
<p><strong>GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM....</strong></p><p>CHECK IGNITION AND MAY GODS LOVE BE WITH YOU......</p><p><strong>BLAST OFF!!!!!</strong></p>
OneEyeJack
03-06-2007, 08:48 PM
<p><strong>GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM...</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>YOU,VE REALLY MADE THE GRADE...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>AND THE PAPERSWANT TO KNOW WHO,S SHIRTS YOU WEAR?</p>
OneEyeJack
03-06-2007, 09:01 PM
<p><strong>GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM</strong>...</p><p><strong>N</strong>OW ITS TIME TO LEAVE THE CAPSULE IF YOU DARE....</p>
kellermcgee21
03-06-2007, 09:03 PM
<p>Ground control to Major Tom Ground control to Major Tom:<br />Take your protein pills and put your helmet on<br />Ground control to Major Tom: Commencing countdown engine's on<br />Check ig-nition and may God's love be with you<br /><br />This is ground control to Major Tom, you've really made the grade!<br />And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear,<br />Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare<br /><br />This is Major Tom to ground con-trol, I'm stepping through the door<br />And I'm floating in the most peculiar way <br />And the stars look very difeerent today<br /><br />For here am I sitting in a tin can, far above the world<br />Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do<br /><br /><em>BRIDGE</em><br /><br />Though I'm passed one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still<br />And I think my spaceship knows which way to go, <br />tell my wife I love her very much she knows<br /><br />Ground control to Major Tom: <br />Your circuit's dead, there's something wong.<br />Can you hear me Major Tom? <br />Can you hear me Major Tom? <br />Can you hear me Major Tom? Can you ...<br /><br />Here am I floating round my tin can, far above the moon<br />Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do</p>
kellermcgee21
03-06-2007, 09:04 PM
happy?
OneEyeJack
03-06-2007, 09:08 PM
<p><strong><font size="6">YOU RUINED IT SCUMBAG!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="6">I WAS&nbsp; TRYING SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND NEW YOU ASS</font></strong></p>
JustJon
03-07-2007, 09:33 AM
<strong>OneEyeJack</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font size="6">YOU RUINED IT SCUMBAG!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="6">I WAS TRYING SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND NEW YOU ASS</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;Don't reply to yourself like that again </p>
Don Stugots
03-07-2007, 09:34 AM
<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>OneEyeJack</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font size="6">YOU RUINED IT SCUMBAG!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="6">I WAS TRYING SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND NEW YOU ASS</font></strong></p><p> Don't reply to yourself like that again </p><p>&nbsp;yeah, no personnel attacks, even on yourself. </p>
Dan 'Hampton
03-07-2007, 09:37 AM
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<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by dschef on 3-7-07 @ 1:38 PM</span>
Dougie Brootal
03-07-2007, 09:39 AM
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<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by douggrasso on 3-7-07 @ 1:40 PM</span>
TerrancePryor
03-07-2007, 10:07 AM
Remember that episode of Friends when Chandler was singing that on the tape that Joey had?
Devo37
03-07-2007, 05:51 PM
<p><em><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">control is not convinced,</font></em></p><p><em><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">but the computer has the evidence.</font></em></p><p><em><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">no need to abort.</font></em></p><p><em><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">the countdown starts.</font></em></p><p><em><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">&nbsp;</font></em></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">wait.&nbsp; wrong major tom...&nbsp;</font></p>
foodcourtdruide
03-07-2007, 05:57 PM
<p>Ok. Besides the strangeness of this thread, this is one of my favorite all-time songs. It's one of those songs that sounds perfect, has perfect lyrics and is just dead on. </p><p>What's your&nbsp;line of the song?</p><p>Mine is:</p><p><em>And I think my spaceship knows which way to go,</em> </p>
RADIO-SHARK
03-07-2007, 06:02 PM
<p><strong><font size="4">CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR TOM!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="5">CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR TOM..</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="7">CAN YOU HEARRRRRR.....</font></strong></p>
foodcourtdruide
03-07-2007, 06:04 PM
<strong>RADIO-SHARK</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font size="4">CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR TOM!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="5">CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR TOM..</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="7">CAN YOU HEARRRRRR.....</font></strong></p><p><font size="1">I am sitting in my tin can....</font></p>