Suckbag Caller Identifier

[OneEyeJack]

<strong>Bad news buddies. There has been an increase of unsuccessful calls to the show.Its because the Automatic Suckbag Caller Identifier has been installed at the studio.It&nbsp;can tell if your call is adequate.</strong>

[shittyhambrgers]

they have the same thing for posts?

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<p>And here it is....</p><p><img src="http://www.computermuseum.li/Testpage/SWAC-1950.jpg" border="0" width="454" height="332" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

<strong>shittyhambrgers</strong> wrote:<br>they have the same thing for posts?<p></p>

mikeyboy's working on it. it will be retroactive and moe will lose atleast 50% of his posts

just kidding :)

[K.C.]

<strong>shittyhambrgers</strong> wrote:<br />they have the same thing for posts? <p>Game...set...match. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" width="38" height="20" /></p><p>I see no further reason to follow this thread. </p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>Hey, OneEyeJack:</p><p>Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.</p>

[OneEyeJack]

<strong>AS you and I read about this terrible machine,Don Stugots is researching about it now.</strong>

[HBox]

<strong>OneEyeJack</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bad news buddies. There has been an increase of unsuccessful calls to the show.Its because the Automatic Suckbag Caller Identifier has been installed at the studio.It can tell if your call is adequate.</strong><p><font color="Navy"><font size="2">Shouldn't the automatic suckbag caller idenitifer DECREASE the amount of unsuccessful calls?</font></font> </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by HBox on 3-7-07 @ 10:55 PM</span>

[OneEyeJack]

<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>OneEyeJack</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bad news buddies. There has been an increase of unsuccessful calls to the show.Its because the Automatic Suckbag Caller Identifier has been installed at the studio.It can tell if your call is adequate.</strong> <p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">Shouldn't the automatic suckbag caller idenitifer DECREASE the amount of unsuccessful calls?</font></font> </p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by HBox on 3-7-07 @ 10:55 PM</span> <p><strong>Depends on the operators definition of a suckbaggy call.If you are on hold and then are cut off, the machine has deemed you unworthy of broadcasting by the host.simple </strong></p>

[HBox]

<strong>OneEyeJack</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>OneEyeJack</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bad news buddies. There has been an increase of unsuccessful calls to the show.Its because the Automatic Suckbag Caller Identifier has been installed at the studio.It can tell if your call is adequate.</strong> <p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">Shouldn't the automatic suckbag caller idenitifer DECREASE the amount of unsuccessful calls?</font></font> </p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by HBox on 3-7-07 @ 10:55 PM</span> <p><strong>Depends on the operators definition of a suckbaggy call.If you are on hold and then are cut off, the machine has deemed you unworthy of broadcasting by the host.simple </strong></p><p>You have significant mental problems.</p>

[OneEyeJack]

<p><strong><font size="3">In solidarity with are less entertaining caller , I say..</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="5">shut off that Machine,so we can be heros just for one show.</font></strong></p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000080">There's only 1 solution...</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080">&nbsp;we must have </font></strong><strong><font color="#000080">a TELETHON!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.villainouscompany.com/vcblog/home/cassandr/public_html/vcblog/mt/images/telethon.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="252" /></p>

[reeshy]

Watch out, SatCam!!!!!

[HBox]

I am so fucking sick and tired of these wackjob board characters.

[OneEyeJack]

<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">I am so fucking sick and tired of these wackjob board characters.</font></font> <p><strong><font size="4">Don,t talk about Pope Bobo like that. SHAME SHAME..</font></strong></p>

[patsopinion]

<p>who is this guy and where have i been</p><p>200 posts since jan 07 and this hasta be the first one</p><p>and i usually remember_____<u>insert derogative notion here &nbsp; &nbsp;</u> </p>

[ralphbxny]

mmmmmm

[Redding]

what is this thread even about?

[Don Stugots]

<strong>OneEyeJack</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>AS you and I read about this terrible machine,Don Stugots is researching about it now.</strong><p>&nbsp;dont need to, i have caller ID and i am awake late at night to remind people of who funny the show was last Sunday.&nbsp; </p>

[OneEyeJack]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>OneEyeJack</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>AS you and I read about this terrible machine,Don Stugots is researching about it now.</strong> <p>&nbsp;dont need to, i have caller ID and i am awake late at night to remind people of who funny the show was last Sunday.&nbsp; </p><p><strong>now. now.. dont be an ass..</strong></p>

[OneEyeJack]

<strong>Redding</strong> wrote:<br />what is this thread even about? <p>it is an exercise in improvisation.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>OneEyeJack</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>OneEyeJack</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>AS you and I read about this terrible machine,Don Stugots is researching about it now.</strong> <p> dont need to, i have caller ID and i am awake late at night to remind people of who funny the show was last Sunday. </p><p><strong>now. now.. dont be an ass..</strong></p><p>&nbsp;too late.&nbsp;&nbsp; </p>