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Drunky McBetidont
03-08-2007, 01:14 PM
<p>we are offically the <strong>black sheep of message boards</strong> as far as our favorite buddays are concerned.&nbsp; It made me cry a little today (i know i wasn't alone bobo) and then, as the tears rolled down my cheeck i had an epiphany.</p><p>We need to <strong>embrace</strong> our negativity.&nbsp; we need to not only welcome the newbie posters that start angry anti-show threads on their first or second posts, more so we need to honor them with mod quotes and sheepy points.&nbsp;&nbsp; My dad told me when i was a kid that i should never do anything half-ass, either do it all the way or do something else.&nbsp; If i am going to be part of something it has to be all-the-way.</p><p>Therefore, newbie assholes that make this site look bad are my new best friends and i will PM you all till my keyboard shits the bed.&nbsp; <font size="3" color="#ff99cc">i love you all <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" width="24" height="26" /></font>.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by betidont on 3-8-07 @ 5:51 PM</span>

drjoek
03-08-2007, 01:38 PM
<p><font face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="6" color="#008000">Welcome to RonFez.net</font></p><p><img src="http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/drjoek/cesspool.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="264" /></p><p><font face="georgia,palatino" size="6">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<font color="#993300">a </font></font></p><p><font face="georgia,palatino" size="6"><font color="#993300">&quot;Cesspool of Negativity&quot;</font></font></p><p><font face="Georgia" size="2" color="#993300">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Big ASS XM 202</font></p>

Dougie Brootal
03-08-2007, 01:40 PM
<strong>drjoek</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="6" color="#008000">Welcome to RonFez.net</font></p><p><img src="http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/drjoek/cesspool.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="264" /></p><p><font face="georgia,palatino" size="6">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<font color="#993300">a </font></font></p><p><font face="georgia,palatino" size="6"><font color="#993300">&quot;Cesspool of Negativity&quot;</font></font></p><p><font face="Georgia" size="2" color="#993300">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Big ASS XM 202</font></p><p>new front page image?</p>

Hottub
03-08-2007, 01:41 PM
<p align="center"><img src="http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/1732/cesspoolfx0.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="752" /></p>

Marc with a c
03-08-2007, 01:42 PM
those two ideas fucking suck.

lleeder
03-08-2007, 01:45 PM
<p align="center"><img src="http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/urinal-shaped-like-a-mouth-sparks-complaints-0dz.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="270" /></p><p align="center"><font size="7">If you don't like it</font></p><p align="center"><font size="7" color="#ff0000">Pee in our Butts</font></p><p><font size="7" color="#ff0000"></font></p>

RoseBlood
03-08-2007, 01:49 PM
I'm always stuck at the loser table.. RonFez.net is the only way to be.

BoondockSaint
03-08-2007, 01:56 PM
<p><img src="http://img36.photobucket.com/albums/v109/nurshad/silky_johnson1.jpg" border="0" width="312" height="240" /></p><p>RonFez.net are the biggest haters.</p>

raulfd4
03-08-2007, 01:57 PM
<p>i'm a newb and i like it here.</p><p>i don't even know any other R&amp;F message boards, and to be honest, i don't want to even find out about them...the old schoolers here seem cool and i am personally entertained by the newbs who create threads.&nbsp; you can tell by the title of most discussions that they are first time posters and i think it's funny.</p><p>rf.NET son, WHAT!</p><p>good people here. </p>

ralphbxny
03-08-2007, 02:01 PM
<strong>raulfd4</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i'm a newb and i like it here.</p><p>i don't even know any other R&amp;F message boards, and to be honest, i don't want to even find out about them...the old schoolers here seem cool and i am personally entertained by the newbs who create threads.&nbsp; you can tell by the title of most discussions that they are first time posters and i think it's funny.</p><p>rf.NET son, WHAT!</p><p>good people here. </p><p>Now I know your a newbie.....good people thats some bullshit.</p>

Drunky McBetidont
03-08-2007, 02:59 PM
<strong>raulfd4</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i'm a newb and i like it here.</p><p>i don't even know any other R&amp;F message boards, and to be honest, i don't want to even find out about them...the old schoolers here seem cool and i am personally entertained by the newbs who create threads.&nbsp; you can tell by the title of most discussions that they are first time posters and i think it's funny.</p><p>rf.NET son, WHAT!</p><p>good people here. </p><p>i see.&nbsp; the veterans are c.u.n.t. card holders, D.I.C. carcd holders and Big ASS Card Holders.&nbsp; They represent all that is good in the world.</p><p>?</p><p>Maybe, fuck the nice newbies!!!!!!!!!!</p><p>I want funwithcorpses back now goddammit</p><p><img src="http://www.garmentdistrict.com/store/popculture/southpark/dammit_sm.jpg" border="0" width="301" height="300" /></p>

Don Stugots
03-08-2007, 03:03 PM
i guess i will be eating dinner with Chris this weekend.

Gvac
03-08-2007, 03:17 PM
<p>Looks like PalTalk is the wave of the future.&nbsp; </p><p>We're gonna have to fire up our cams and listen to the show.</p><p>Nude. </p><p>Or just eat a lot. &nbsp;</p><p>In bed. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

oh_kee_pa
03-08-2007, 03:18 PM
i'm only here for death metal moe... ron seems to like him alot

JPMNICK
03-08-2007, 03:18 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Looks like PalTalk is the wave of the future.&nbsp; </p><p>We're gonna have to fire up our cams and listen to the show.</p><p>Nude. </p><p>Or just eat a lot. &nbsp;</p><p>In bed. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>or comb your hair a lot</p>

Badinia
03-08-2007, 03:23 PM
<p>Spy Report...Ron only harshes on RF.net because he doesn't want the other kids to know we're his favorite.&nbsp; </p><p>Fez is not able to find or navigate any website not dealing in boy ass.</p>

Don Stugots
03-08-2007, 03:24 PM
maybe we should all stop posting.&nbsp; that will learn 'em.

boeman
03-08-2007, 05:35 PM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />maybe we should all stop posting.&nbsp; that will learn 'em. <p>Ok, you first. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" alt="Innocent" title="Innocent" width="18" height="22" /></p>

Captain Rooster
03-08-2007, 05:38 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Looks like PalTalk is the wave of the future. </p><p>We're gonna have to fire up our cams and listen to the show.</p><p>Nude. </p><p>Or just eat a lot. </p><p>In bed. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;That's about enough about that, sir. </p>

Bossanova
03-08-2007, 05:38 PM
<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote: <p align="center"><img src="http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/urinal-shaped-like-a-mouth-sparks-complaints-0dz.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="270" /></p><p align="center"><font size="7">If you don't like it</font></p><p align="center"><font size="7" color="#ff0000">Pee in our Butts</font></p><p><font size="7" color="#ff0000"></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>Wouldn't that be pee in our mouths

Midkiff
03-08-2007, 05:45 PM
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m48/jdmidkiff/burner.jpg

F**kESD
03-08-2007, 06:27 PM
<font size="4">it's all Dave's fault... he's a damn liar and he sucks and FBA sucks</font>

Don Stugots
03-08-2007, 06:35 PM
<strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />maybe we should all stop posting. that will learn 'em. <p>Ok, you first. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" alt="Innocent" title="Innocent" width="18" height="22" /></p><p>&nbsp;i did for about 2 hours.&nbsp; WTF!&nbsp; </p>

F**kESD
03-08-2007, 06:48 PM
<font size="3">Dave can pee in my butt!</font>

JerseyRich
03-09-2007, 05:15 AM
<strong>F**kESD</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">Dave can pee in my butt!</font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I officially don't like people that wish Dave death.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Thank you.&nbsp;</p>

FUNKMAN
03-09-2007, 05:27 AM
<p>it's reverse psychology the boyz are using</p><p>when they pick on us that means they really really like us the best</p><p>it's like that girl in your 7th grade. you'd snap her brastrap or pull her panties down and smack her bottom&nbsp;but in reality you didn't hate her but really liked her. kind of like that</p>

Death Metal Moe
03-09-2007, 05:34 AM
<p>Yea, it's a complete gag.&nbsp; Those other &quot;Ron and Fez&quot; boards eat a fat dick.&nbsp; We're the premeir Ron and Fez messageboard motherfuckers.</p><p>Pretenders take it.</p>

ralphbxny
03-09-2007, 06:39 AM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>it's reverse psychology the boyz are using</p><p>when they pick on us that means they really really like us the best</p><p>it's like that girl in your 7th grade. you'd snap her brastrap or pull her panties down and smack her bottom&nbsp;but in reality you didn't hate her but really liked her. kind of like that</p><p>hehehehe Panties ....you said panties!!!</p>

QueensideDave
03-09-2007, 08:57 AM
<p>I don't think this message board is all that negative to be honest.&nbsp; when I was an rf.net newb nobody ever said anything negative to me.</p><p>&nbsp;Maybe its because I moderate some myspace forums that are just horrible comparatively. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

undressa
03-09-2007, 09:02 AM
we freaken rule and thats that!

Don Stugots
03-09-2007, 09:06 AM
<strong>undressa</strong> wrote:<br />we freaken rule and thats that!<p>&nbsp;i think we have the hottest chicks too.&nbsp; </p>

Dirtybird12
03-09-2007, 09:15 AM
SPREADTHEIRIS.COM DOESNT ACT LIKE THIS<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" width="24" height="26" />

FUNKMAN
03-09-2007, 09:55 AM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>undressa</strong> wrote:<br />we freaken rule and thats that! <p>&nbsp;i think we have the hottest chicks too.&nbsp; </p><p>with the tightest posse</p>

hotshot70
03-09-2007, 09:29 PM
<p>ok, time for a cliche. </p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="6">Can't we all just get along?</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">I visit the other boards. This one is my fave for Ron &amp; Fez, one of the others is great for O&amp;A, another is good for other things. Let's just all have fun!</font></p>

WampusCrandle
03-24-2009, 07:09 PM
<p>we are offically the <strong>black sheep of message boards</strong> as far as our favorite buddays are concerned.&nbsp; It made me cry a little today (i know i wasn't alone bobo) and then, as the tears rolled down my cheeck i had an epiphany.</p><p>We need to <strong>embrace</strong> our negativity.&nbsp; we need to not only welcome the newbie posters that start angry anti-show threads on their first or second posts, more so we need to honor them with mod quotes and sheepy points.&nbsp;&nbsp; My dad told me when i was a kid that i should never do anything half-ass, either do it all the way or do something else.&nbsp; If i am going to be part of something it has to be all-the-way.</p><p>Therefore, newbie assholes that make this site look bad are my new best friends and i will PM you all till my keyboard shits the bed.&nbsp; <font size="3" color="#ff99cc">i love you all <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" width="24" height="26" /></font>.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by betidont on 3-8-07 @ 5:51 PM</span>

you're fucking right!

BUMP!!!

Recyclerz
03-24-2009, 07:16 PM
We buy the best presents though.

Drunky McBetidont
03-24-2009, 07:18 PM
<p>ok, time for a cliche. </p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="6">Can't we all just get along?https://www.jbc.edu/college/images/churchrelations/prayer_circle.jpg</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">I visit the other boards. This one is my fave for Ron &amp; Fez, one of the others is great for O&amp;Ahttp://www.orbitcast.com/archives/opie-anthony%20-%20show.jpg, another is good for other things.http://monsters.fm/pages/tiffany_page.html Let's just all have fun!</font></p>

:bye:

disneyspy
03-24-2009, 07:22 PM
ha i liked that the guy that had 7 posts is still on vacation

WampusCrandle
03-24-2009, 07:23 PM
ha i liked that the guy that had 7 posts is still on vacation

he must be somewhere nice, like the Mississippi River

Drunky McBetidont
03-24-2009, 07:27 PM
he must be somewhere nice, like the Mississippi River

we should have embraced him. so sad, now he is wackbagging or speading the iris or god knows what depraved internet filth he has been consumed in sice we drove him away. think more like hary krishna and less like the polo club.


who doesn't like cheap flowers at the airport?

go fuck youselves

Gvac
03-24-2009, 07:29 PM
theronandfezshow.com is a much more positive experience than this place.

I only stick around hoping some of my intelligence and class will rub off on you savages.

Drunky McBetidont
03-24-2009, 07:33 PM
[QUOTE=Gvac;2184370]www.sternfan.comQUOTE]

et tu brute?

WampusCrandle
03-24-2009, 07:34 PM
who doesn't like cheap flowers at the airport?

probably the same man that hates getting pamphlets at the airport
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Drunky McBetidont
03-24-2009, 07:41 PM
probably the same man that hates getting pamphlets at the airport
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ever seen a grown man naked, timmy?

WampusCrandle
03-24-2009, 07:47 PM
ever seen a grown man naked, timmy?

..... i hated going into the cock pit - all those damn questions

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Drunky McBetidont
03-24-2009, 07:53 PM
..... i hated going into the cock pit - all those damn questions

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oh, i speak jive.

WampusCrandle
03-24-2009, 08:23 PM
oh, i speak jive.

ask and ye shall receive:

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Drunky McBetidont
03-24-2009, 08:30 PM
ask and ye shall receive:

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are there snakes on that mutha fucking plane?

thank god i don't have a drinking problem like the good captain robert hayes

WampusCrandle
03-24-2009, 08:34 PM
are there snakes on that mutha fucking plane?

thank god i don't have a drinking problem like the good captain robert hayes

i think it goes a little .... something ... like this:

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TheMojoPin
03-24-2009, 08:35 PM
I like my coffee black.

Like my men.

WampusCrandle
03-24-2009, 08:39 PM
I like my coffee black.

Like my men.

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