Who would win in a fight, Dave or Fez?

[junkiegymnast]

 

[JPMNICK]

<p>not even close, fezzy would whip the shit out of dave. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[PapaBear]

Are they fighting each other, or their respective demons?

[ppanda]

The trump card would be how many jagermeister shots would Daved have... He may feel no pain and take Fezzie in a cage or T.L.C. match

[led37zep]

Fez is a caged animal waiting to escape.&nbsp; I would fear for Daves life.

[mikeyboy]

It depends.&nbsp; I think Dave + two fisted Jack &amp; Cokes would give him retard strength, but it would also make him easily distracted (&quot;Look!&nbsp; Stugots looks kind of like Arte Lange.&nbsp; Get him!&quot;)

[Death Metal Moe]

Fez would dickslap him into submission.

[torker]

I'd put my money on the retard.

[Heather 8]

If Fez could get a good quick Flair chop in at the onset, it's an instant win.

[KnoxHarrington]

<strong>Peachy</strong> wrote:<br>If Fez could get a good quick Flair chop in at the onset, it's an instant win.<p></p>

That's how I feel about it; Fez has to bring the match to a quick close. The longer it goes, the more I worry about poor Fezzie's stent.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

<p><font size="2">Fez would be&nbsp; Losing,&nbsp; Ron would toss Fez, his Magical Fez (hat)&nbsp; He would hulk&nbsp; up like&nbsp; Hogan,&nbsp;&nbsp; A Few Fez Chops&nbsp; , then&nbsp; the&nbsp; Figure Four,&nbsp; <strong>Dave Taps&nbsp; Dave Taps</strong></font></p>

[Rockvillejoe]

fw carried a whole cd file cabinet, alone, in front of one mr rutger hauer. that's retard strength wrapped up in an enigma, my friend. fw still standing, in a tko, second round.

[Yuppie_Scum]

<font size="2">7' 4&quot;, 520 lbs. -- come on, this is an easy win for F. M. Whatley.</font>

[sailor]

<font size="2">it all depends on ron's trick knee.<br /></font>

[lleeder]

<font size="3">Two words: Heart punch</font>

[Drunky McBetidont]

<p>fez wins by tko.</p><p>hot sauce, baby!!!</p>

[SatCam]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br><font size="3">Two words: Heart punch</font><p></p>

Two words: liver punch

[boobieman]

<p>Fezzy would pull the deadly blow move that would not only make Dave lose..but also make him very very tired.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What Too Much!!!???</p><p>&nbsp;SEE YA!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Jo_anne]

I don't know man. Dave seems really easy to rile up, he gets all juiced with retard strength and starts screaming. Remember just the other day Ron called him a tiger and Dave was raging and ready to kick Manelli's ass. I think Fezzy is too weak right now.

[reillyluck]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />It depends.&nbsp; I think Dave + two fisted Jack &amp; Cokes would give him retard strength, but it would also make him easily distracted (&quot;Look!&nbsp; Stugots looks kind of like Arte Lange.&nbsp; Get him!&quot;) <p>I like mikeyboys theory the best.&nbsp; </p>

[BLZBUBBA]

<p>FEZ vs DAVE?&nbsp; I'll go Fez with one exception.&nbsp; If Dave starts running.&nbsp; Ever see Monty Python's LIFE OF BRIAN.&nbsp; The menacing gladiator enters the coloseum to fight the&nbsp;skinny twit.&nbsp; The twit starts running laps as the giant gladiator gives chase.&nbsp; Finally the big gladiator topples to his knees,&nbsp; grabs his chest,&nbsp; and says...&quot;I think I'm having a bleeding coronary!&quot;&nbsp; Then out.&nbsp; TWIT WINS and flips off the crowd!&nbsp; </p><p>So yeah...If Fez doesn't &quot;give chase&quot; or get &quot;rope-a-doped&quot; ...I say Fez buries Dave.&nbsp; Providing the stent holds up.&nbsp; Maybe the stent-punch should be outlawed for this match.</p>

[bootzilla6]

<font size="3">Fez would destroy Dave.All I can picture in my mind is Dave screaming, with that awful scream .</font>

[Bob Impact]

Does anyone remember hearing Fez flair chop people?&nbsp; He would KILL Dave.

[CaptClown]

Fez,&nbsp; but if he starts to lose I'll do a run-in.

[boeman]

it is my opinion that we, the listeners, would win if this fight happened.

[Cleophus James]

<p>The only way to win..... is not to play</p><p><img src="http://www.sscnet.ucla.edu/geog/gessler/topics/wargames.jpg" border="0" width="375" height="274" />&nbsp;</p>

[darkblade]

Dave wouldnt dare win,we no how much Ronnie coddles fezzie,if dave should win, ron snuffs dave, then we get that masked idiot with the cowboy hat back.besides fez has wrestling expierience, Right. Fezzie rules.

[hedges]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>led37zep</strong> wrote:<br>Fez is a caged animal waiting to escape.&nbsp; I would fear for Daves life.<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

Fez

[Recyclerz]

<strong>darkblade</strong> wrote:<br />Dave wouldnt dare win,we no how much Ronnie coddles fezzie,if dave should win, ron snuffs dave, then we get that masked idiot with the cowboy hat back.besides fez has wrestling expierience, Right. Fezzie rules. <p>A very perspicacious first post.&nbsp; </p><p>Dave has to know he better count the lights or the Bennington Brothers are breaking out the shovels and lime again.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[burrben]

<p>RON...fez and dave fight to the death and then there's no more dead weight...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>except for earl</p>

[hotshot70]

<p>I love both of them! But I see it this way.</p><p>Dave has speed, but not exactly a rocket scientist</p><p>Fez is a fan of wrestling and probably has studied their moves (and their tight briefs!) But Fez is not a violent person (unless drunk)</p><p>I would have to give Fez the edge if they give booze to both of them, Dave would probably just shit in the ring and Fez would go ballistic.</p><p>But like I said, I love them both and as its been said before:</p><p>CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?</p>Also, THE BUZZ on the front page is STILL plugging the Big ass Bash from over 2 weeks ago! someone needs to update it (unless Earl is still trying to get all those tickets out!)

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by hotshot70 on 3-12-07 @ 4:56 AM</span>

[ralphbxny]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>if fez protects the stent he wins. Fez needs to keep it short and quick. IF dave can make it a long fight he wins cause Fez isnt it shape to go 12 rounds.</p><p>We need to get fezzy back in shape. Incase the shit goes down.</p>

[Golfman]

<h1>It has to be Fez!</h1>

[drjoek]

<p><font size="4">7'2&quot; 540 lbs</font></p><p><font size="4">What else do you need to say?</font></p><p><font size="5">Fezzie</font></p>

[idiotboy1355566]

definitly Fez

[J.Clints]

I think Fez would offer Dave a jack and coke and then Super kick his ass. Then put him in the figure 4. Dave would Tap out.

[SouthSideJohnny]

I seem to remember Fez gives a wicked pinch.&nbsp; My money is on him.

[J.Clints]

<strong>SouthSideJohnny</strong> wrote:<br />I seem to remember Fez gives a wicked pinch.&nbsp; My money is on him. <p>Unless The rider shows up to help Dave. </p>

[AirJordanJoe]

Dave thought hot sauce hurt his ass. Wait until he gets tko'd by Fezzie's signature "sodomy suplex." Boy howdy his asshole will hurt!

[STC-Dub]

I have seen Dave shadadow box and wrestle.&nbsp; Fez has years of pent up frustrations, Fez would wide the floor with Dave.&nbsp; Plus, Fez could easily distract Dave should Dave get the upper hand.