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Gaia

03-15-2007, 09:31 PM

I am sooo fucking tired of seeing the quizznos commercial for thier prime rib sammich. I have only been there like 2 or 3 times, the sammich was good, but now, because of the stupid bitch in the commercial, I may never step foot in another one again. She says: "It's not lackin' any meat, and thats what real women need!!!"....And THEN, then that fucking screamy cackle she does...It makes me want to punch her. I cant stand it. Not to mention the fact that she announces on a commercail thet she's pretty much a size queen. Dear Quizznos whore. You ruined salted cured meats on a sammich for me. Thanks.

Fallon

03-15-2007, 09:33 PM

That commercial suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks! I hate that dorky girl too.

MrPink

03-15-2007, 09:34 PM

I'm fuckin starvin, seriously. I aint seen this commercial, where did you see it at?

This message was edited by MrPink on 3-16-07 @ 1:35 AM

HBox

03-15-2007, 09:34 PM

My favorite commercial is where the guy says if he got into a car accident in front of a Subway he'd walk 20 blocks to go to Quiznos.Because after a car accident you immediately think of a sandwich.

SinA

03-15-2007, 09:34 PM

she sounds like a cunt.  i'm totally on your side here.  all the same... is she hot?

Kevin

03-15-2007, 09:34 PM

Gaia wrote: I am sooo fucking tired of seeing the quizznos commercial for thier prime rib sammich. I have only been there like 2 or 3 times, the sammich was good, but now, because of the stupid bitch in the commercial, I may never step foot in another one again. She says: "It's not lackin' any meat, and thats what real women need!!!"....And THEN, then that fucking screamy cackle she does...It makes me want to punch her. I cant stand it. Not to mention the fact that she announces on a commercail thet she's pretty much a size queen. Dear Quizznos whore. You ruined salted cured meats on a sammich for me. Thanks.   Yea, i dig Oriental girls, but, that cackle really makes her unfuckable, and the look on her face too... I do like the chick next to her... She just stands there and nods.. She was kinda hot.

weekapaugjz

03-15-2007, 09:35 PM

Gaia wrote: I am sooo fucking tired of seeing the quizznos commercial for thier prime rib sammich. I have only been there like 2 or 3 times, the sammich was good, but now, because of the stupid bitch in the commercial, I may never step foot in another one again. She says: "It's not lackin' any meat, and thats what real women need!!!"....And THEN, then that fucking screamy cackle she does...It makes me want to punch her. I cant stand it. Not to mention the fact that she announces on a commercail thet she's pretty much a size queen. Dear Quizznos whore. You ruined salted cured meats on a sammich for me. Thanks.   i fucking can't stand it.  its getting up there with, "TELL 'EM ABOUT THE DISCOUNT, HAAAAARRY!"  im glad im not the only one who got pissed off at this commercial.

Fallon

03-15-2007, 09:37 PM

Good news, somebody has remixed the commercial and it's not annoying at all!<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ" target="_blank" title="Click me fuck face!">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ</a>

Gaia

03-15-2007, 10:01 PM

Fallon wrote: Good news, somebody has remixed the commercial and it's not annoying at all!<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ" target="_blank" title="Click me fuck face!">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ</a> Wow......I really dont like you right now. Why did I believe you? I want that minute back. NOW.  BTW, Who are you? Professor Farnsworth!? "good news everyone!!"

This message was edited by Gaia on 3-16-07 @ 2:02 AM

ppanda

03-15-2007, 10:06 PM

Gaia wrote: . She says: "It's not lackin' any meat, and thats what real women need!!!"....And THEN, then that fucking screamy cackle she does...It makes me want to punch her. AH HA HA HAHA - I was thinking the same thing this morning whenI just wanted to hear what the traffic was like on my way to work and this commercial came on.  I've been seeing it all week- amusing at first But coming from a guy who adores oriental women I want to neck slap her when she does that obnoxious giggle now

Kevin

03-15-2007, 10:28 PM

Gaia wrote: Fallon wrote: Good news, somebody has remixed the commercial and it's not annoying at all!<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ" target="_blank" title="Click me fuck face!">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ</a> Wow......I really dont like you right now. Why did I believe you? I want that minute back. NOW.  BTW, Who are you? Professor Farnsworth!? "good news everyone!!" This message was edited by Gaia on 3-16-07 @ 2:02 AM <img src="http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2006/05/24/1148528334_2124.jpg" border="0" />

feralBoy

03-15-2007, 10:37 PM

I've only been to quiznos once.  the sandwiches were ok.  Yeah, but that commercial annoys me as well.  When she says, meat, that's what real women need, I keep thinking, does she mean cock?  Like, who the fuck says that, without meaning cock.  I also like how two different posters, referred to the girls as oriental women.  what is this the 1960's?

Gaia

03-15-2007, 11:27 PM

feralBoy wrote: I've only been to quiznos once.  the sandwiches were ok.  Yeah, but that commercial annoys me as well.  When she says, meat, that's what real women need, I keep thinking, does she mean cock?  Like, who the fuck says that, without meaning cock.  I also like how two different posters, referred to the girls as oriental women.  what is this the 1960's?<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

PapaBear

03-15-2007, 11:31 PM

I thought about posting this, but I thought I was the only one. When she does that damn laugh at the end, I've actually come close to punching my TV.

AKA

03-16-2007, 05:58 AM

feralBoy wrote: I also like how two different posters, referred to the girls as oriental women.  what is this the 1960's?<img src="http://www.blender.com/shared_images/artists/303JohnLennonYokoOno_M1.jpg" border="0" width="151" height="110" /><img src="http://www.visiontv.ca/images/prog_165/courtship165.jpg" border="0" width="180" height="111" />If only. Sounds more like 1940s and 50s to me.<img src="http://www.jerrylewiscomedy.com/pix/tl_1958b.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="511" />

ralphbxny

03-16-2007, 06:20 AM

I hate Quiznos in general...except the soups...those are ok.

Furtherman

03-16-2007, 06:29 AM

I actually found it kind of funny and give Quiznos props for getting it on the air in this sappy era of overrated p.c. television enviornment.  I still won't go to Quiznos though.

angrymissy

03-16-2007, 06:37 AM

Gaia wrote: I am sooo fucking tired of seeing the quizznos commercial for thier prime rib sammich. I have only been there like 2 or 3 times, the sammich was good, but now, because of the stupid bitch in the commercial, I may never step foot in another one again. She says: "It's not lackin' any meat, and thats what real women need!!!"....And THEN, then that fucking screamy cackle she does...It makes me want to punch her. I cant stand it. Not to mention the fact that she announces on a commercail thet she's pretty much a size queen. Dear Quizznos whore. You ruined salted cured meats on a sammich for me. Thanks.   I saw this for the first time last night and did a double take when I heard the meat comment. Horrid.  She deserves to die.

Tenbatsuzen

03-16-2007, 06:46 AM

HBox wrote: My favorite commercial is where the guy says if he got into a car accident in front of a Subway he'd walk 20 blocks to go to Quiznos. Because after a car accident you immediately think of a sandwich. Susan Smith?

Tenbatsuzen

03-16-2007, 06:47 AM

Gaia, as much as I value you, surely you don't think it's worse than the Subway guy who describes his pastrami sandwich using beatbox noises.

Golfman

03-16-2007, 06:48 AM

Ummmm sammiches, I'm f'n starvin!

Basedow

03-16-2007, 06:54 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Gaia, as much as I value you, surely you don't think it's worse than the Subway guy who describes his pastrami sandwich using beatbox noises.  "8 stories down they know me as Mr. Hot Pastrami"

Tenbatsuzen

03-16-2007, 07:01 AM

Basedow wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Gaia, as much as I value you, surely you don't think it's worse than the Subway guy who describes his pastrami sandwich using beatbox noises.  "8 stories down they know me as Mr. Hot Pastrami" If you're known as Mr. Hot Pastrami, you better be one of the biggest deli entrepreneurs in America (see: Abe Frohman) otherwise, you are a goddamn loser.

Basedow

03-16-2007, 09:19 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Basedow wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Gaia, as much as I value you, surely you don't think it's worse than the Subway guy who describes his pastrami sandwich using beatbox noises.  "8 stories down they know me as Mr. Hot Pastrami" If you're known as Mr. Hot Pastrami, you better be one of the biggest deli entrepreneurs in America (see: Abe Frohman) otherwise, you are a goddamn loser.  yeah.. that line is from the subway campaign you were talking about. it is said by the construction worker sitting on an iron beam toward the end of one of the spots. I cant really tell from your last post if that was clear to you; whether you were talking about him or me in your last post about Abe Frohman, sausage king of Chicago. 

This message was edited by Basedow on 3-16-07 @ 1:28 PM

King Imp

03-16-2007, 09:30 AM

Basedow wrote: "8 stories down they know me as Mr. Hot Pastrami" They should just introduce Subway's Mr. Big Hot Pastrami to Quizno's Miss Cavernous Cunt. It will be a match made in Heaven.

Kevin

03-16-2007, 09:44 AM

feralBoy wrote: I've only been to quiznos once. the sandwiches were ok. Yeah, but that commercial annoys me as well. When she says, meat, that's what real women need, I keep thinking, does she mean cock? Like, who the fuck says that, without meaning cock. I also like how two different posters, referred to the girls as oriental women. what is this the 1960's?  What the hell else do you call them then?? They never specified what they were.. Chinese, Japanese, whatever... Since your so educated in that field, you tell me, good sir, what are they called??

riverofpiss

03-16-2007, 09:50 AM

I don't pay any attention during commercials and I rarely watch TV outside of sports but I have seen this Quiznos ad and that girls cackle annoys the f**k out of me.  The fact that it sticks in your head means that the advertisers are doing their job properly, even if it annoys the hell out of you. 

TheGameHHH

03-16-2007, 09:56 AM

Kevin wrote: feralBoy wrote: I've only been to quiznos once. the sandwiches were ok. Yeah, but that commercial annoys me as well. When she says, meat, that's what real women need, I keep thinking, does she mean cock? Like, who the fuck says that, without meaning cock. I also like how two different posters, referred to the girls as oriental women. what is this the 1960's?  What the hell else do you call them then?? They never specified what they were.. Chinese, Japanese, whatever... Since your so educated in that field, you tell me, good sir, what are they called??  i think he was suggesting that you use an updated term like Asian. Oriental is so outdated.

Kevin

03-16-2007, 09:59 AM

TheGameHHH wrote: Kevin wrote: feralBoy wrote: I've only been to quiznos once. the sandwiches were ok. Yeah, but that commercial annoys me as well. When she says, meat, that's what real women need, I keep thinking, does she mean cock? Like, who the fuck says that, without meaning cock. I also like how two different posters, referred to the girls as oriental women. what is this the 1960's?  What the hell else do you call them then?? They never specified what they were.. Chinese, Japanese, whatever... Since your so educated in that field, you tell me, good sir, what are they called?? i think he was suggesting that you use an updated term like Asian. Oriental is so outdated.  Yea, i suppose... Forgot about Asian,,,

PapaBear

03-16-2007, 10:07 AM

I agree with Asian over Oriental, but I have one question. If she doesn't shave, is her rug Asian or Oriental?

AgnosticJihad

03-16-2007, 10:11 AM

weekapaugjz wrote: Gaia wrote: I am sooo fucking tired of seeing the quizznos commercial for thier prime rib sammich.I have only been there like 2 or 3 times, the sammich was good, but now, because of the stupid bitch in the commercial, I may never step foot in another one again. She says: "It's not lackin' any meat, and thats what real women need!!!"....And THEN, then that fucking screamy cackle she does...It makes me want to punch her. I cant stand it. Not to mention the fact that she announces on a commercail thet she's pretty much a size queen. Dear Quizznos whore. You ruined salted cured meats on a sammich for me. Thanks.   i fucking can't stand it.  its getting up there with, "TELL 'EM ABOUT THE DISCOUNT, HAAAAARRY!"  im glad im not the only one who got pissed off at this commercial. If I was Harry, I would calmy ask her why she doesn't just tell them about the discount herself right before chopping off her breasts with a dull butter knife. Obnoxious fucking cunt.

TheMojoPin

03-16-2007, 10:11 AM

Kevin wrote: TheGameHHH wrote: Kevin wrote: feralBoy wrote: I've only been to quiznos once. the sandwiches were ok. Yeah, but that commercial annoys me as well. When she says, meat, that's what real women need, I keep thinking, does she mean cock? Like, who the fuck says that, without meaning cock. I also like how two different posters, referred to the girls as oriental women. what is this the 1960's? What the hell else do you call them then?? They never specified what they were.. Chinese, Japanese, whatever... Since your so educated in that field, you tell me, good sir, what are they called?? i think he was suggesting that you use an updated term like Asian. Oriental is so outdated.  Yea, i suppose... Forgot about Asian,,, Dude, it's not like it's a sudden thing that nobody says "oriental" anymore.  That's why it's so funny when you hear it in The Big Lebowski.

A.J.

03-16-2007, 10:23 AM

TheMojoPin wrote: Kevin wrote: TheGameHHH wrote: i think he was suggesting that you use an updated term like Asian. Oriental is so outdated.  Yea, i suppose... Forgot about Asian,,, Dude, it's not like it's a sudden thing that nobody says "oriental" anymore.  That's why it's so funny when you hear it in The Big Lebowski. It's more Occidental racism.

Gaia

03-16-2007, 02:51 PM

Its asian. Oriental is an inatimate object, like an oriental rug. Ten, I dont remember seeing the one with the beatbox, however, Im pretty sure with that description it was annoying as hell.

TheGameHHH

03-16-2007, 02:54 PM

TheMojoPin wrote: Kevin wrote: TheGameHHH wrote: Kevin wrote: feralBoy wrote: I've only been to quiznos once. the sandwiches were ok. Yeah, but that commercial annoys me as well. When she says, meat, that's what real women need, I keep thinking, does she mean cock? Like, who the fuck says that, without meaning cock. I also like how two different posters, referred to the girls as oriental women. what is this the 1960's? What the hell else do you call them then?? They never specified what they were.. Chinese, Japanese, whatever... Since your so educated in that field, you tell me, good sir, what are they called?? i think he was suggesting that you use an updated term like Asian. Oriental is so outdated. Yea, i suppose... Forgot about Asian,,, Dude, it's not like it's a sudden thing that nobody says "oriental" anymore. That's why it's so funny when you hear it in The Big Lebowski. and dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, its asian-american please.

Bossanova

03-16-2007, 02:56 PM

Gaia wrote: Its asian. Oriental is an inatimate object, like an oriental rug Thank you, that was bugging me

NortonRules

03-16-2007, 03:04 PM

I hate to be the one to break this news...but I just got a sneak preview of the next installment in these commercials...it's a couple of annoying Long Island or Jersey guys (same thing) talking about the sandwiches.  They're all "Yo Subway, what up?"  Then one guy says how much he loves stinky tuna sandwiches with extra mayo.  Then they both hold the 'V' up to their mouths with one hand and give a big thumbs up with the other.  I think I saw the scarecrow hang himself in the background.

Reephdweller

03-16-2007, 03:21 PM

I phucking hate their commercials!!

JesterOfSadness

03-16-2007, 10:51 PM

As much as I enjoy the prime rib sandwich, this commercial is driving me nuts. Especially that chic at the end and her damn giggling.

Bulldogcakes

03-17-2007, 03:39 AM

TheMojoPin wrote: Kevin wrote: TheGameHHH wrote: Kevin wrote:What the hell else do you call them then?? They never specified what they were.. Chinese, Japanese, whatever... Since your so educated in that field, you tell me, good sir, what are they called?? i think he was suggesting that you use an updated term like Asian. Oriental is so outdated. Yea, i suppose... Forgot about Asian,,, Dude, it's not like it's a sudden thing that nobody says "oriental" anymore. That's why it's so funny when you hear it in The Big Lebowski. So what are you trying to say? The chinks dont like it when you call them orientals? BTW-Personally I thought that commercial was kinda funny, and that girl was kinda cute. But maybe I'm not as hung up about size issues as some  . . . . . . .        

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 3-17-07 @ 7:43 AM

spoon

03-17-2007, 12:14 PM

Fallon wrote: Good news, somebody has remixed the commercial and it's not annoying at all!<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ" target="_blank" title="Click me fuck face!">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ</a> Nice!  But this one is for Gia!<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZJIBuGHFfY&mode=related&search">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZJIBuGHFfY&mode=related&search</a>=

spoon

03-17-2007, 12:16 PM

Now make sure to watch it all the way.  I especially love the needle scratch.Oh and here's a better one for you Gaia.<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU&mode=related&search">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU&mode=related&search</a>=

JesterOfSadness

03-17-2007, 12:30 PM

spoon wrote: Now make sure to watch it all the way.  I especially love the needle scratch.Oh and here's a better one for you Gaia.<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU&mode=related&search">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU&mode=related&search</a>=That is awesome.

ChimneyFish

03-17-2007, 02:21 PM

weekapaugjz wrote: Gaia wrote: I am sooo fucking tired of seeing the quizznos commercial for thier prime rib sammich.I have only been there like 2 or 3 times, the sammich was good, but now, because of the stupid bitch in the commercial, I may never step foot in another one again. She says: "It's not lackin' any meat, and thats what real women need!!!"....And THEN, then that fucking screamy cackle she does...It makes me want to punch her. I cant stand it. Not to mention the fact that she announces on a commercail thet she's pretty much a size queen. Dear Quizznos whore. You ruined salted cured meats on a sammich for me. Thanks.   i fucking can't stand it.  its getting up there with, "TELL 'EM ABOUT THE DISCOUNT, HAAAAARRY!"  im glad im not the only one who got pissed off at this commercial. Nothing will ever come clost to that commercial.I've never wanted to watch another human beings soul leave their body, as I stare into their eyes while strangling them, as much as I do that women.Nothing.

King Imp

03-18-2007, 01:24 AM

On a side note, I just tried that Prime Rib sandwich today. Christ, that thing is awful.

SarahImpact

03-18-2007, 11:37 AM

Gaia wrote: I am sooo fucking tired of seeing the quizznos commercial for thier prime rib sammich. I have only been there like 2 or 3 times, the sammich was good, but now, because of the stupid bitch in the commercial, I may never step foot in another one again. She says: "It's not lackin' any meat, and thats what real women need!!!"....And THEN, then that fucking screamy cackle she does...It makes me want to punch her. I cant stand it. Not to mention the fact that she announces on a commercail thet she's pretty much a size queen. Dear Quizznos whore. You ruined salted cured meats on a sammich for me. Thanks.  Haha!!!  I get so uncomfortable watching her!!!  Does she realize how obsurd she looks???  It makes me mad because she makes women looks sooo stupid!

lleeder

03-18-2007, 11:43 AM

I've never seen this commercial or this sandwich. I thought Quizos was amazing when they first hit. Now I don't have time for them anymore. The Black and Blue salad is my favorite. Blue Cheese , Roast Beef, and the smallest amount of greens. Thats a true salad.

weekapaugjz

03-18-2007, 11:47 AM

lleeder wrote: I've never seen this commercial or this sandwich. I thought Quizos was amazing when they first hit. Now I don't have time for them anymore. The Black and Blue salad is my favorite. Blue Cheese , Roast Beef, and the smallest amount of greens. Thats a true salad. i feel the same way. i used to love it but the last few times ive been in there the quality has been pretty bad.  its too expensive as well, i don't want to spend 9 bucks for a fucking sub.