Urinals Rule!!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

<p><font size="2"><strong>Life is&nbsp;Great,&nbsp; no aiming is needed,&nbsp; no annoying Wife or Girlfriend bitching about </strong></font></p><p><font size="2"><strong>A. Toilet Seat is Up</strong></font></p><p><font size="2"><strong>B.&nbsp; You Missed </strong></font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2"><strong>Lets all pay Homage to the Urinal , where a Man can be a Man </strong></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiLuGv9FP4AARl6jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsYnVxczg 1BHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTA2N184OQ--/SIG=127e9kpvc/EXP=1174432878/**http%3A//www.blork.org/blog/mondaymorning/Urinals.jpg" border="0" width="478" height="331" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font size="2">Lets Appreciate the all Mighty Urinal</font></strong> </p>

[patsopinion]

<p>when i get my own place this is the first upgrade im going for</p><p>even before a bigscreen&nbsp;</p>

[Bob Impact]

My favorite thing about the Urinal is the fact that you can rest your hand ever so lightly on the shoulder of the gentleman next to you.

[Doctor Z]

Is this thread a retort to PanterA's anti-public restroom thread?

[JPMNICK]

<strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br />My favorite thing about the Urinal is the fact that you can rest your hand ever so lightly on the shoulder of the gentleman next to you. <p>i can not wait to meet you in person and share this experience</p>

[Bob Impact]

<strong>JPMNICK</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br />My favorite thing about the Urinal is the fact that you can rest your hand ever so lightly on the shoulder of the gentleman next to you. <p>i can not wait to meet you in person and share this experience</p><p>&nbsp;It's even better when Sarah does it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I figured I would beat Horsepants to it.&nbsp;</p>

[King Hippos Bandaid]

<strong>Doctor Z</strong> wrote:<br />Is this thread a retort to PanterA's anti-public restroom thread? <p>No Z, am too new for an anyti thread</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>this is a I fucking have to aim, like my life is on the line&nbsp; when&nbsp; I pee in my own fucking home Thread</p>

[Bossanova]

You can't hit the toilet?&nbsp; Is you real name Micheal J. Fox?

[SarahImpact]

<strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JPMNICK</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br />My favorite thing about the Urinal is the fact that you can rest your hand ever so lightly on the shoulder of the gentleman next to you. <p>i can not wait to meet you in person and share this experience</p><p>&nbsp;It's even better when Sarah does it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I figured I would beat Horsepants to it.&nbsp;</p><p>That's right!&nbsp; I get the best work done next to the urinals.....&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" width="46" height="20" /></p>

[JimBeam]

<p>I was in Rhode Island this weekend and I noticed that most of the urinals were made by a company other than American Standard.</p><p>Isn't American Standard the first name in shitters &amp; urinals ?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[BoondockSaint]

<p>Troughs make all the boys friends.</p><p><img src="http://rotoauthority.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/urinal.gif" border="0" width="239" height="242" /></p>

[raulfd4]

<p>the urinals that have the drain directly in the ground are my personal favorite.</p><p><img src="http://www.urinal.net/ohio_state_capitol/ohiostatehouse-crypt-urinals.jpg" border="0" alt="urinal" title="urinal" width="640" height="480" />&nbsp;</p>

[patsopinion]

<strong>raulfd4</strong> wrote:<br /><p>the urinals that have the drain directly in the ground are my personal favorite.</p><p><img src="http://www.urinal.net/ohio_state_capitol/ohiostatehouse-crypt-urinals.jpg" border="0" alt="urinal" title="urinal" width="640" height="480" /> </p><p>&nbsp;for some reason i dont feel comfterble with the pee going below me</p><p>i mean im a fan of downhill peeing dont get me wrong</p><p>something about these creep me out&nbsp;</p>

[weekapaugjz]

&nbsp;the worst are the urinals at a bills game in december when all of that hot steam from 30 other dudes is blasting you in the face.

[PapaBear]

<p>I like nature's urinals.</p><p><img src="http://thor.info.uaic.ro/~busaco/photos/nature-we-call2/images/Pseudo-Forrest.jpg" border="0" width="341" height="422" /></p>

[ppanda]

I need walls in between.&nbsp; I am soooo pee shy.&nbsp; And it never fails that I get the guy who wants to have a conersation while I am - dick-in-hand.&nbsp; super uncomfortable

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by ppanda on 3-20-07 @ 1:39 AM</span>

[ppanda]

I love when bars dump loads of ice in the urinals and then it becomes a game to try to melt the ice...shit Im pushing so hard Im shooting kidney stones out that I didnt know I had and they are ricocheting off the porcelein into the bathroom attendants tip jar

[ralphbxny]

Urinals....Sinks its all the same!

[BoondockSaint]

<strong>raulfd4</strong> wrote:<br /><p>the urinals that have the drain directly in the ground are my personal favorite.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You would love the ones in <a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://img.urinal.net/mcsorleys/mcsorleys2.med.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.urinal.net/mcsorleys/&amp;h=640&amp;w=480&amp;sz=32&amp;hl=en&amp;start=7&amp;tbnid=kbKsiKo7GKO MoM:&amp;tbnh=137&amp;tbnw=103&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmcsorley%2527s%2Burinals%26svnum%3D10 %26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rls%3DGGLD,GGLD:2004-09,GGLD:en" target="_blank">McSorley's.</a></p>

[hexy68]

<p>anyone&nbsp;post the men's room rules yet..you know stand postion 1-3-5...not directly next to </p><p>guy before you...&nbsp;</p>

[Yuppie_Scum]

<font size="2">Sometimes when I'm really drunk at the urinal I like to say to myself -- just audibly -- &quot;christ my cock is huge.&quot;</font>

[Chip196]

<strong>King Hippo's Bandaid</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Doctor Z</strong> wrote:<br />Is this thread a retort to PanterA's anti-public restroom thread? <p>No Z, am too new for an anyti thread</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>this is a I fucking have to aim, like my life is on the line&nbsp; when&nbsp; I pee in my own fucking home Thread</p><p>When I was a little kid my mom would toss a cherio in to the toilet when I was being toilet trained.&nbsp; She told me to aim for the cherio .... I have dead on aim thanks to all the target practice.</p>

[BoondockSaint]

I like to come out of the bathroom looking at my hands and then ask a chick, &quot;Have you ever heard of someone's hands shrinking?&quot;&nbsp; They usually reply, &quot;Shrinking?&nbsp; No.&quot;&nbsp; Then I just shug my shoulders and say, &quot;Huh, I guess my cock is just getting even bigger.&quot;

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by BoondockSaint on 3-20-07 @ 3:38 PM</span>

[Aggie]

<p>heh, i don't understand this obviously but i just told my husband that whenever we build a house he can put one in. </p><p>he's not allowed to pee in our bathroom, he pees in the guest bathroom becuase his aim is horrible and i really don't want to step on sticky pee floor. </p>

[BoondockSaint]

<p><img src="http://www.poopreport.com/Images/Intellectual/Content/Ferguson/Images/2.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="300" /></p><p><font face="Courier"><strong>Bud:</strong> Excuse me, Dad, but a toilet is a toilet. </font></p><p><strong>Al:</strong> (grimacing) Bud... the toilets today aren't worthy of the name! They come in designer colors... they're too low! When you flush them, they make this weak, almost apologetic sound. But not the <a href="http://www.poopreport.com/Intellectual/Content/Ferguson/ferguson.html" target="_blank">Ferguson.</a> It only comes in white. And when you flush it... BaaaWOOOSH! That's a man's flush, Bud. A Ferguson says, &quot;I'm a toilet. Sit down and give me your best shot.&quot; Oh, if only a Ferguson could speak, the tales it would tell! </p>

[raulfd4]

<p>although i am sure this is a classic, it was new to me:</p><p>- i am peeing in urinal</p><p>- man walks in.&nbsp; starts to pee in urinal next to me.&nbsp; looks at me and says, &quot;so i guess this is where all the dicks hang out.&quot;</p><p>i didn't get it until i got back to the bar.&nbsp; i just gave a kind of awkward laugh thinking, who the fuck is this guy?&nbsp;</p>

[Marc with a c]

i got punched in the face once after i commented of someones penis in the bathroom.

[BoondockSaint]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />i got punched in the face once after i commented of someones penis in the bathroom. <p>Did he have to stand on a ladder or did you bend over?</p>

[Furtherman]

<strong>raulfd4</strong> wrote:<br /><p>the urinals that have the drain directly in the ground are my personal favorite.</p><p><img src="http://www.urinal.net/ohio_state_capitol/ohiostatehouse-crypt-urinals.jpg" border="0" alt="urinal" title="urinal" width="262" height="180" />&nbsp;</p><p>Reminds me of McSorley's in NYC!</p>

[BoondockSaint]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>raulfd4</strong> wrote:<br /><p>the urinals that have the drain directly in the ground are my personal favorite.</p><p><img src="http://www.urinal.net/ohio_state_capitol/ohiostatehouse-crypt-urinals.jpg" border="0" alt="urinal" title="urinal" width="262" height="180" />&nbsp;</p><p>Reminds me of McSorley's in NYC!</p><p>Too funny!&nbsp; Check page 1!</p>

[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">Check out these urinals.</font></p><p><img src="http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/odds_and_oddities/assets/look_here.jpg" border="0" width="350" height="209" /></p>