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ppanda
03-19-2007, 06:52 PM
<p>Everytime I smell peanut butter I feel like puking.&nbsp; I have never been able to eat peanutbutter- I instantly vomit.&nbsp; I cant even take the smell.&nbsp; To my knowledge I dont have an allergy becuae I can eat peanuts up to a point.</p><p>But did you ever have a smell that you just have to leave the room cuz you will puke?</p>

weekapaugjz
03-19-2007, 06:56 PM
<p>manure. when i was a little kid, i spent a lot of time at my grandparents house in the countryside. they would lease out their land to neighbors for farming. anytime i was outside and the manure tractor (nicknamed &quot;the honey wagon&quot; by my grandma) came by, i would puke. even when i smell it now it makes me gag, bad.</p><p>second is freshly mowed grass. i am allergic to it and as soon as i smell it i know an allergy attack is coming and my first instinct is to gag. after the first few weeks of spring its not so bad cause i build up a tolerance, but those first weeks are agonizing. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by weekapaugjz on 3-19-07 @ 10:59 PM</span>

Doctor Z
03-19-2007, 06:56 PM
Puke.

Fez4PrezN2008
03-19-2007, 06:58 PM
<p>Nothing worse than a dead animal on the road that has been in the sun a while. The stench makes me want to hurle everytime. </p><p><img src="http://www.thefutureofamerica.com/images/Animals/Possum_copy.JPG" border="0" width="400" height="549" /></p><p><font color="#ffffff">Dead possums rock the fat ass</font></p>

Marc with a c
03-19-2007, 07:00 PM
jersey

ppanda
03-19-2007, 07:00 PM
&quot;yeah but there is nothing wrong with the word manure... its a nure with a ma in front of it&quot;&nbsp; -G. Costanza

Bossanova
03-19-2007, 07:02 PM
Vaginosis

RoseBlood
03-19-2007, 07:02 PM
mustard, mayo&nbsp;= disgusting

Gvac
03-19-2007, 07:06 PM
<p>Broccoli being cooked.&nbsp; </p><p>I'd rather smell skunk.&nbsp;</p>

johnniewalker
03-19-2007, 07:07 PM
<p><img src="http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/homer3889/19068.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>8th grade, quarters w/ full glasses of this stuff. Its making my stomach turn just thinking about that strong vanilla smell. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by johnniewalker on 3-19-07 @ 11:07 PM</span>

weekapaugjz
03-19-2007, 07:07 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Broccoli being cooked. </p><p>I'd rather smell skunk. </p><p>&nbsp;BOOOOOOO! what happened to your avatar gvac?!?</p><p>&nbsp;mmmm.....broccoli, my favorite veggie&nbsp;</p>

KC2OSO
03-19-2007, 07:13 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'd rather smell skunk. </p><p>&nbsp;Love the distant smell of skunk!&nbsp; Can't say why bit it always takes me back to good memories of being a kid for some reason.</p>

Gvac
03-19-2007, 07:15 PM
<strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Broccoli being cooked. </p><p>I'd rather smell skunk. </p><p> BOOOOOOO! what happened to your avatar gvac?!?</p><p> mmmm.....broccoli, my favorite veggie </p><p>I'm glad your taste in women is better than your taste in veggies. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" /></p><p>As far as my avatar, the Puritan police struck and I was ordered to take it down because it was too &quot;risque.&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

tele7
03-19-2007, 07:17 PM
<p>I did'nt smell it, but there was&nbsp;a thick black hair in my Chinese take-out food about two hours ago.&nbsp; </p>

ppanda
03-19-2007, 07:18 PM
<strong>KC2OSO</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'd rather smell skunk. </p><p>&nbsp;Love the distant smell of skunk!&nbsp; Can't say why bit it always takes me back to good memories of being a kid for some reason.</p><p>umm pot smoker?</p>

ppanda
03-19-2007, 07:20 PM
<strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Broccoli being cooked. </p><p>I'd rather smell skunk. </p><p>&nbsp;BOOOOOOO! what happened to your avatar gvac?!?</p><p>&nbsp;mmmm.....broccoli, my favorite veggie&nbsp;</p><p>I just notoced the photshopped (or more like microsoft painted) bikini...booooo</p>

johnniewalker
03-19-2007, 07:21 PM
I pulled out the drain plug in an apartment i just moved in, the ones you push to close and pull open, and i guess some gals had lived there because i pulled out about 4 or 5 inches worth of wet hair caked with toothpaste and whatever else goes down a drain, and gagged.&nbsp; That smell was a minty wet fucking awful smell.

JesterOfSadness
03-19-2007, 07:21 PM
microwave popcorn.

Fat_Sunny
03-19-2007, 07:27 PM
<strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><p>manure. when i was a little kid, i spent a lot of time at my grandparents house in the countryside. they would lease out their land to neighbors for farming. anytime i was outside and the manure tractor (nicknamed &quot;the honey wagon&quot; by my grandma) came by, i would puke. even when i smell it now it makes me gag, bad.</p><p><font style="background-color: #ffff00">second is freshly mowed grass.</font> i am allergic to it and as soon as i smell it i know an allergy attack is coming and my first instinct is to gag. after the first few weeks of spring its not so bad cause i build up a tolerance, but those first weeks are agonizing. </p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by weekapaugjz on 3-19-07 @ 10:59 PM</span> <p><font size="2">Oh Man, That Is The <font style="background-color: #ffff00">Best</font> Smell On Earth!</font></p><p><font size="2">Now, The Smell Of Liver Being Cooked?&nbsp; Fat Might As Well Just Put His Finger Down His Throat!&nbsp; </font></p>

weekapaugjz
03-19-2007, 07:28 PM
<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br />I pulled out the drain plug in an apartment i just moved in, the ones you push to close and pull open, and i guess some gals had lived there because i pulled out about 4 or 5 inches worth of wet hair caked with toothpaste and whatever else goes down a drain, and gagged. That smell was a minty wet fucking awful smell. <p>&nbsp;you just made me gag</p>

nolarat5
03-19-2007, 07:30 PM
<p>A red potatoe bag from the grocery was left in my apartment where at that time I was never home. I guess the heat and humidity turned that shit into a science experiment. It didn't stink untill I moved the bag to the trash. It didn't make it to the trash it went over the balcony and I made it to the bathroom. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Also, the duct tape fridge on everyones lawn after Kuntrina. Fuckers still looted those things for copper to sell at scrap yards. Smellin someone get stabbed on Bourben st., very bad.</p>

raulfd4
03-19-2007, 07:32 PM
<p>the smell of the shit that gets clogged in your gutters.&nbsp; i live in jersey and cleaning out the gutters was a chore i always hated.&nbsp; the mixture of pollen, leaves, still water, and excessive heat basically equals horse shit.</p><p><img src="http://www.pondroofing.com/images/services/repairs/clogged_gutter_screens.jpg" border="0" alt="gutter" title="gutter" width="150" height="150" />&nbsp;</p>

Judge Smails
03-19-2007, 07:44 PM
<p>My wife is a physical therapist and she is on her feet&nbsp;ALL day.&nbsp; Some days she works extra long shifts, from 7:00 am to 7:00 pm.&nbsp; When she gets home and takes her shoes off: SWEET BABY JESUS!&nbsp; Never mind not being in the same room - I can't be on the same floor of the house as her until she scrubs those dogs clean.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

ppanda
03-19-2007, 08:00 PM
<p>Surprised no one has posted this yet....</p><p><img src="http://i19.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/78/16/19c1_1_b.JPG" border="0" width="371" height="341" name="eBayBig" /></p><p><font size="5">&quot;IT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOT'S DICK!!!&quot;</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

shodan
03-19-2007, 08:10 PM
<strong>ppanda</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Everytime I smell peanut butter I feel like puking.&nbsp; I have never been able to eat peanutbutter- I instantly vomit.&nbsp; I cant even take the smell.&nbsp; To my knowledge I dont have an allergy becuae I can eat peanuts up to a point.</p><p>But did you ever have a smell that you just have to leave the room cuz you will puke?</p><p>I have always had the same problem. The smell makes me gag instantly and if I taste it, i will start dry heaving. I dont have an allergy either.</p>

nevnut
03-19-2007, 08:13 PM
<p><img src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e127/nevnut/porta_john.jpg" border="0" width="178" height="265" /></p><p>When the septic guy comes to the job-site and cleans the porta-john out in 90 degree weather and I'm within a hundred feet, I puke every time.</p>

ppanda
03-19-2007, 08:13 PM
<strong>shodan</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ppanda</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Everytime I smell peanut butter I feel like puking.&nbsp; I have never been able to eat peanutbutter- I instantly vomit.&nbsp; I cant even take the smell.&nbsp; To my knowledge I dont have an allergy becuae I can eat peanuts up to a point.</p><p>But did you ever have a smell that you just have to leave the room cuz you will puke?</p><p>I have always had the same problem. The smell makes me gag instantly and if I taste it, i will start dry heaving. I dont have an allergy either.</p><p>Budday- that is weird- I cant explain it. People have told me they may think its a slight allergy but it doesnt show up on any allergy test.</p>

Fallon
03-19-2007, 08:16 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p>I'd rather smell spunk. </p><p>&nbsp;Fixed it for ya.</p>

BLZBUBBA
03-19-2007, 08:29 PM
That rotten egg sulfur smell.&nbsp; It gets me.&nbsp;

waltermitty
03-19-2007, 08:31 PM
<font size="2">The smell of Turkey or Chicken Pot-Pie cooking....</font>

legroommusic
03-19-2007, 08:33 PM
new car smell when the interior is leather makes me sick especially while listening to classic rock. <span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by legroommusic on 3-20-07 @ 12:43 AM</span>

sr71blackbird
03-19-2007, 09:25 PM
The smell of dried piss on a filthy old person.&nbsp; I used to have to go into peoples homes, and I went to this house once, and an aid lt me in and the owner was this bed ridden old lady, and the aid would toss the soiled bed linnens down the basement steps.&nbsp; I had to go into the basement and the stink from trying to get over this pile and the whole thing made me gag so bad I had to run out of there and I threw up in the bushes outside.&nbsp; Eww

barjockey
03-19-2007, 09:49 PM
<img src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nba/teams/1/80x60/nyk.gif" border="0" width="80" height="60" />I love them but god damn do they stink!

hedges
03-20-2007, 01:12 AM
I work in a restaurant and the chef had an Oriental product. It was in a jar, and I believe it was "fish oil" or something like that. If you smelled the jar, you would start to gag and want to puke.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by hedges on 3-20-07 @ 5:13 AM</span>

PapaBear
03-20-2007, 01:40 AM
<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />The smell of dried piss on a filthy old person.&nbsp; I used to have to go into peoples homes, and I went to this house once, and an aid lt me in and the owner was this bed ridden old lady, and the aid would toss the soiled bed linnens down the basement steps.&nbsp; I had to go into the basement and the stink from trying to get over this pile and the whole thing made me gag so bad I had to run out of there and I threw up in the bushes outside.&nbsp; Eww <p>I've delivered to a couple of REALLY bad nursing homes. The smell is often bad. There is one that often had me testing my abilities of breath holding. They failed a state test, but they still managed to stay open. I hope someone kills me before I ever end up in a place like that.</p>

A.J.
03-20-2007, 04:40 AM
Tequila.

Bellyfullasnot
03-20-2007, 04:43 AM
Tomato soup or tomato juice makes things spin out of control.&nbsp; When I was bartending my friends would tell unsuspecting cusomers that I made the best bloody mary's just so they could watch my face contort and sweat.

ralphbxny
03-20-2007, 05:25 AM
<p>The smell of cabage cooking! </p><p>Cheddar Cheese Combos!</p><p>I once was with a girl whos Vag smelled like Amonia....I gagged and now amonia does it to me!</p>

FUNKMAN
03-20-2007, 05:36 AM
<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p>I'd rather&nbsp;taste spunk. </p><p>&nbsp;Fixed it for ya.</p><p>let's go one better&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" alt="Smile" title="Smile" width="20" height="20" /></p>

Bob Impact
03-20-2007, 07:01 AM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p>I'd rather taste spunk from three different guys. </p><p> Fixed it for ya.</p><p>let's go one better <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" alt="Smile" title="Smile" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>&nbsp;Too far?</p>

QueensideDave
03-20-2007, 10:14 AM
<p>any bad smell + lysol.&nbsp; I hate the smell of lysol, that mixed with rotten food or bathroom odor makes me dry heave every time.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

grlNIN
03-20-2007, 10:23 AM
<p>Bacon, pork roll, sausage.</p><p>Makes me want to stab my own face. </p>

JesterOfSadness
03-20-2007, 10:41 AM
<p>dog shit.</p><p>Especially when your dog is dropping a deuce, and wind picks up and sends the smell in your direction.</p>

Febreeze
03-20-2007, 11:08 AM
To me, there is nothing more repulsive than the smell of cat shit.

AngelAmy
03-20-2007, 11:10 AM
<p>dog shit or piss or like canned cat or dog food</p><p>i dry heave just thinkin about it</p>

sailor
03-20-2007, 11:18 AM
<font size="2">leftovers left in the fridge for jsut a few days too long.&nbsp; i've thrown out containers rather than open and clean them out. </font>

BoondockSaint
03-20-2007, 11:21 AM
Purrell.

JesterOfSadness
03-20-2007, 11:22 AM
<p>Discovered a new one for me, Liverwurst.</p>

patrick187
03-20-2007, 11:23 AM
<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Fez</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'">&rsquo;s back. It smells just like chlorine</span>

Bob Impact
03-20-2007, 11:26 AM
<strong>QueensideDave</strong> wrote:<br /><p>any bad smell + lysol. I hate the smell of lysol, that mixed with rotten food or bathroom odor makes me dry heave every time.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;I completely fucking agree,any air fresherner plus shit is terrible, it's like it mingles in with it and makes is more acidic. </p>

badorties
03-20-2007, 11:26 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>hazelnut coffee</p>

sailor
03-20-2007, 11:27 AM
<strong>JesterOfSadness</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Discovered a new one for me, Liverwurst.</p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">used to love that stuff!&nbsp; now, i can't fathom trying it.<br /></font></p>

Aggie
03-20-2007, 11:44 AM
<strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br />mustard, mayo&nbsp;= disgusting <p>holy crap i'm not alone!!! mustard is evil.</p><p>also puke makes me puke and b.o.</p>

Chip196
03-20-2007, 11:45 AM
Homeless people on the subway .... I've been trapped in the subway a couple times where it took everything i had not to puke right then and there.

Sarge
03-20-2007, 11:46 AM
The smell of a burnt or rotting body, two odors you will never forget.

Chip196
03-20-2007, 11:49 AM
<strong>Sarge</strong> wrote:<br />The smell of a burnt or rotting body, two odors you will never forget. <p>I can't speak from experience on burnt humans ... but burnt horses was about as bad a smell as I've ever experienced as well.</p>

ralphbxny
03-20-2007, 02:58 PM
I also forgot Baloney!! it stinks!!

J.Clints
03-20-2007, 03:02 PM
The smell of vomit.

bigredd
03-20-2007, 04:38 PM
Southern Comfort

WRESTLINGFAN
03-20-2007, 04:41 PM
Mayonnaise. Even saying the word makes me sick

eeroomnhoj
03-20-2007, 04:49 PM
<p><font face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4">About ten years ago a &quot;friend&quot; of mine put a dead tarantula in my coat pocket.&nbsp; I didn't put my hand in my pocket for a few days, but when I did I got a finger full of taratula gooey goodness.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font face="Tahoma" size="4">I couldn't get that smell of my finger for two days.</font></p>

Bill From Yorktown
03-20-2007, 05:03 PM
<p>dog crap, dog vomit, and for the longest time rosemary - I developed a stomach bug while in the middle of eating beef burgundy - I didnt make it to the bathroom and had to clean up the mess - didnt touch the stuff for years afterwards.</p><p>Interestingly enough, the smell of a skunk in the neighborhood doesnt bother me, but get it on my dog and it turns my stomach</p>

weekapaugjz
03-20-2007, 05:08 PM
<strong>Bill From Yorktown</strong> wrote:<br /><p>dog crap, dog vomit, and for the longest time rosemary - I developed a stomach bug while in the middle of eating beef burgundy - I didnt make it to the bathroom and had to clean up the mess - didnt touch the stuff for years afterwards.</p><p>Interestingly enough, the smell of a skunk in the neighborhood doesnt bother me, but get it on my dog and it turns my stomach</p><p>&nbsp;my dog gets into a skunk about once a year, you would think he would learn.&nbsp; up close, skunks are horrendous, i hate cleaning my dog after it.&nbsp; i actually enjoy when i smell a skunk when im on the highway.&nbsp; but like you said, up close is BAD! </p>

lleeder
03-20-2007, 05:24 PM
<font size="3">When I was younger we would hang out in the woods and drink around a fire. The worst smell was waking up to fire smoke soaked clothes. Instant gag</font>

raulfd4
03-20-2007, 05:32 PM
<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">The worst smell was waking up to fire smoke soaked clothes. Instant gag</font><p>&nbsp;this is one of my favorite smells.&nbsp; makes you feel like a man.&nbsp; might have just been the hangover talking... </p>

WhistlePig
03-20-2007, 06:18 PM
Someone else's dirty scalp. I don't know how hairdressers smell those all
day long without puking, especially old-lady-who-hasn't-washed-her-hair-in-
a-week scalp.