Happy Birthday Irish Alkey!

[Reephdweller]

<p>What's that? More board gossip? Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we're always watching!</p><p>Rumors are circulating among messageboardom that a certain alcoholic purveyor of fine Pal Talk moments who is of Irish lineage is celebrating a birthday.</p><p>Who can it be now?</p><p>Why none other than&nbsp; <font color="#339966" style="background-color: #ffffff"><strong><font size="6">Irish Alkey!&nbsp;</font></strong></font></p><p>Happy Birthday!</p><p><img src="http://www.createacake.ca/images/Beer_Mug_Cake.jpg" border="0" width="301" height="255" /><br />&nbsp;</p>

[spoon]

<p>Let it be known!&nbsp; I came at all events when I saw Irish Alkey.&nbsp; Someone post that hot pic of IA in the cage baby!&nbsp; </p><p>Happy Birthday Shit Hips!</p><p><img src="http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/hsc0824l.jpg" border="0" alt="colostomy bag gifts, colostomy bag gift, colostomy bag merchandise, gifts for colostomy bag, gift for colostomy bag" width="400" height="304" /></p>

[Don Stugots]

Happy Birthday big man.&nbsp; Enjoy every minute of it.

[Gvac]

<p>Happy Birthday sweetheart! </p><p>Have a great day, even if you stay sober.</p><p>It is possible you know.</p><p>Seriously. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Gvac on 3-21-07 @ 6:46 AM</span>

[sailor]

<font size="2">happy, happy, alkey!<br /></font>

[Chip196]

Happy Birthday Alkey!

[Cleophus James]

Happy Birthday piss bucket<br />

[moochcassidy]

<p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/71/176001410_ae34b1aed0.jpg" border="0" width="375" height="500" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>happy bday piss jug&nbsp;</p>

[A.J.]

Happy Birthday Alkey!&nbsp; May your colon now be as healthy&nbsp;and strong&nbsp;as your liver!

[reillyluck]

<p>Happy Birthday, Darling!!!!!&nbsp; Hope you are feeling better!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Hottub]

<p>Happy Birthday Alkey!</p><p align="center"><img src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c153/AlibiBarGuy/candle-beer.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="406" /></p>

[bobrobot]

<p align="center"><strong><font size="2" color="#000080">EYE came to EYErish Alkey's birthday thread just to SEE him!!!</font></strong></p><p align="center"><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/eyeballCake.jpg" border="0" width="331" height="243" /></p><p align="center">I fondly remember&nbsp;the lap dance you gave me @ Karavas!</p><p><strong><font size="2" color="#000080"></font></strong></p>

[Friday]

<p>Happy Birthday Sweetie!</p><p>Tell your nipples I say HI!!!!&nbsp;&nbsp; Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee</p><p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e12/gmros/blog/060806gc02.jpg" border="0" alt="Beer!" title="Beer!" width="271" height="322" /></p>

[Tall_James]

<p>Happy birthday pal!</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>i guess i'll give this to you next year</p><p><img src="http://www.altcancer.com/images/clean_colon_bottle.jpg" border="0" width="259" height="395" /></p>

[ralphbxny]

HAppy B day Budday!! Hope your felin better!!

[Bob Impact]

<p>I came to this thread to see Alkey!</p><p>Happy birthday!&nbsp;</p>

[Aggie]

Happy Birthday Pat!

[Reephdweller]

<p><img src="http://kateford.typepad.com/wls/images/colonblow.jpg" border="0" width="310" height="227" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[mikeyboy]

<p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/3112">Shhhhh.&nbsp; Keep it down.&nbsp; You're going to wake the baby.</a></p><p>Happy birthday, Pat!</p>

[Caseyelan]

<p>:trumpet:&nbsp; When will the trumpet gag get old? :trumpet:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I love you and all your bags.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Happy birfday shitmaker!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[JustJon]

<p>They only came to the thread...&nbsp; I came to the board today to see Alkey!</p><p>happy birfday, colon boy&nbsp;</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<img src="http://www.cocktail.uk.com/images/shop/products/4860.jpg" border="0" width="450" height="419" />

[drusilla]

happy birthday dearie.&nbsp; miss you guys.

[angelinad128]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[IrishAlkey]

<p>A majority of you are way too obsessed with my colon.</p><p>That said, thanks for the love.</p><p>GO SANJAYA!</p>

[happytypinggirl]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALKEY I LOVE YOU MY TWIN!

[IrishAlkey]

<p>I love you, too.</p><p>But stay on your own message board!</p><p>This is my turf.</p>

[JPMNICK]

<p>Shit hips makes me laugh everytime i read it. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Happy birthday Alkey! </p>

[IrishAlkey]

Shit hips is pretty funny.

[Crippler]

<p>Happy Birthday, Budday...hope the mending process is treating you well &amp; you enjoy your day! </p><p><img src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/jdspe5150/cakepat2021st20martini2020beer208.jpg" border="0" width="332" height="335" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Crippler on 3-21-07 @ 2:56 PM</span>

[Friday]

<strong>IrishAlkey</strong> wrote:<br /><p>A majority of you are way too obsessed with my colon. </p><p>I am all about the nips.</p><p>Ahhh... I miss&nbsp;the nipple tweaking days of yore at Bar 9 ... lolol</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[spadanko]

Happy Bornday alky... feel better

[AngelAmy]

<p>happy birthday pat,&nbsp;i miss you so much!</p><p>can't wait until youre on your feet again.</p><p>love you &lt;3</p>

[lleeder]

<font size="3">Happy Birthday</font>

[Dash77]

<strong><font size="2">Happy Birthday Irish Alkey</font></strong>

[Midkiff]

<p><font size="3">F that! You deal with your birthday NOW!</font></p><p><font size="3">Happy Birthday!</font></p>

[tenaciousc]

<p>Happy Birthday you big delicious man!!!!!!!</p><p>Hurry up and get better so I can molest you and your little lady.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[jafter]

Happy Birthday Alkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!&nbsp;&nbsp; Throw back a few pints for me.

[Rockvillejoe]

yeah happy birthday, buddy!

[Gmann]

<p>Happy Birthday pal!</p><p>Hope youre feeling better pal.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Now go change your diaper.....</p>

[TheMojoPin]

<p>Next birthday you'll be shitting like a champ.&nbsp; LIKE A CHAMP.&nbsp; So I'll save my birthday wishes until that especially joyous day.</p>

[bobrobot]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:&nbsp; Someone post that hot pic of IA in the cage baby!&nbsp; <p align="center"><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/AlkeyBehindBars.jpg" border="0" width="393" height="497" /></p><p align="center"><strong><font color="#000080">He's a handsome li'l devil!!!</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 3-21-07 @ 7:08 PM</span>

[Katylina]

happy birhtday

[mdr55]

Happy Alkey Day!<br />

[bobrobot]

<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/AlkeyAnimGIF.gif" border="0" width="161" height="226" />

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Happy Birthday Patrick!</p><p>Hope you have a good one and getting back to good health!</p>

[happytypinggirl]

<strong>IrishAlkey</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I love you, too.</p><p>But stay on your own message board!</p><p>This is my turf.</p><p>is it?&nbsp; why cause you have more post then me?&nbsp; fuck that!&nbsp; i've never been banned from this site.&nbsp; LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[bootzilla6]

<p><font size="4">I don't know who this fucking Irishalky cunt&nbsp;is but,I still wish him a happy birthday.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="1">(just joking)</font></p>

[Kevin]

Happy Birthday, bro, feel better.

[Justice4all]

<p>PAT!</p><p>Damn sorry I missed it. Happy Belated Birthday old chum! I hope you are recovering nicely and doing well!</p><p>Look foward to having you back up and on your feet again.</p><p>All the best to one of the best!!!!</p>

[waltermitty]

<p><font size="2">I'm sorta new here and I don't live in NYC...I've never been to an R&amp;F party.... But if I did go to one...Fuck R&amp;F...I'm going to see IrishAlkey....I mean he's been friends with Eastside Dave for like 6 years... What else can I say!</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Happy B-day!!!!!!!!!! </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by waltermitty on 3-22-07 @ 2:00 AM</span>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p><img src="http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/petrina_02/Card_A005.gif" border="0" width="400" height="228" /></p><p>You have no idea how long I've waited to use this.</p><p>Happy birthday Patrick!&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[Gwen]

Haha, Happy Birthday Pat, sorry it's a little late.&nbsp;

[EffMeBoobs]

Happy Bowel-lated Birthday PoopShoot!

[The Blowhard]

Hope you are feeling better, buddy.