inappropriate boners

[patsopinion]

<p>so im at the dentists in the chair and the cute <font style="background-color: #ffff99">asisn</font> chick has me turn my head into her <font style="background-color: #ffff99">tits</font></p><p>and i fill up</p><p>anyone get these and where is&nbsp;the worst?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by patsopinion on 3-22-07 @ 7:37 PM</span>

[Snoogans]

what's a bonner?

[Hottub]

<p>I counted more incorrectly spelled words than not.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And for the record, I have&nbsp; perpetual wood.</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p><strong><font size="1">innapropreiate bonner</font></strong> </p><p><img src="http://www.rheostatics.ca/images/tarlek/herb_tarlek.jpg" border="0" width="368" height="547" /></p>

[sr71blackbird]

No lie, yesterday at work, this woman I work with who's in management comes into my cubicle.&nbsp; We play flirt once in a while, and she knows its a joke.&nbsp; She plays it up.&nbsp; Yesterday I am at my desk and she sidles up to me while I am absorbed on the computer and she places this paper in front of the screen.&nbsp; I turn my head and her tits go right into my face!&nbsp; I go &quot;Whoa!&nbsp; You almost put my eye out with them things! -- not that I mind!&quot;&nbsp; She looses it and is laughing her ass off for a half hour!&nbsp; It was very funny and obviously innapropriate, but man was it sweet.&nbsp; She has an awesome rack too.&nbsp; I had a chubby for a while after that.. LOL

[Hottub]

<strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>so im at the dentists in the chair and the cute asain chick has me turn my head into her ttsss</p><p>and i fill up</p><p>ne one get these and wheres the worst?</p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/58091/page/i_should_mod_01001101_01101111_01101101_s_Basement .htm" target="_blank">I now agree with you.</a></p>

[reillyluck]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m212/lrbrusha/boner.jpg

[patsopinion]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>so im at the dentists in the chair and the cute asain chick has me turn my head into her ttsss</p><p>and i fill up</p><p>ne one get these and wheres the worst?</p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/58091/page/i_should_mod_01001101_01101111_01101101_s_Basement .htm" target="_blank">I now agree with you.</a></p><p>cant we let certain thingz die?</p>

[Hottub]

<strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>so im at the dentists in the chair and the cute asain chick has me turn my head into her ttsss</p><p>and i fill up</p><p>ne one get these and wheres the worst?</p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/58091/page/i_should_mod_01001101_01101111_01101101_s_Basement .htm" target="_blank">I now agree with you.</a></p><p>cant we let certain thingz die?</p><p>Not on my watch, son,</p>

[RapistWit]

<a href="http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/3.html">http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/3.html</a>

[Captain Rooster]

I just had a flashback to wearing sweatpants in ninth grade ... inappropriate.

[patsopinion]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br />I just had a flashback to wearing sweatpants in ninth grade ... inappropriate. <p>oh man that was the worst part of hs</p><p>and u walk by the chick u like on the way to the bathroom to quelm it</p><p>i uesto use the hand washing strategy-gotta be cold water tho</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p><img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a200/Nowixxx/teacher-boner-gross.jpg" border="0" width="466" height="349" /></p>

[nevnut]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I counted more incorrectly spelled words than not.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And for the record, I have&nbsp; perpetual wood.</p><p>Some times you actually post something good but it takes to much effort trying to figure out what the fuck you're sayin'.</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p>how about when your hugging someone goodbye </p><p>and they wont let go and there holding you tight your pokeing them in the mid section </p><p>and you like come on grandma i gotta leave see you next easter<br /> </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 3-22-07 @ 11:50 PM</span>

[Hottub]

<strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I counted more incorrectly spelled words than not.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And for the record, I have&nbsp; perpetual wood.</p><p>Some times you actually post something good but it takes to much effort trying to figure out what the fuck you're sayin'.</p><p><span class="postdetails"><strong>Location:</strong> Nevada </span></p><p><span class="postdetails"></span></p><p><span class="postdetails">Ooohhhh!</span></p>

[nevnut]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I counted more incorrectly spelled words than not.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And for the record, I have&nbsp; perpetual wood.</p><p>Some times you actually post something good but it takes to much effort trying to figure out what the fuck you're sayin'.</p><p><span class="postdetails"><strong>Location:</strong> Nevada </span></p><p><span class="postdetails"></span></p><p><span class="postdetails">Ooohhhh!</span></p><p>Sorry, should have quoted patsopinion instead of you!</p>

[patsopinion]

<strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I counted more incorrectly spelled words than not.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And for the record, I have&nbsp; perpetual wood.</p><p>Some times you actually post something good but it takes to much effort trying to figure out what the fuck you're sayin'.</p><p><span class="postdetails"><strong>Location:</strong> Nevada </span></p><p><span class="postdetails"></span></p><p><span class="postdetails">Ooohhhh!</span></p><p>Sorry, should have quoted patsopinion instead of you!</p><p>where u at in nevada </p><p>i live in south lake tahoe</p>

[Hottub]

<strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I counted more incorrectly spelled words than not.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And for the record, I have&nbsp; perpetual wood.</p><p>Some times you actually post something good but it takes to much effort trying to figure out what the fuck you're sayin'.</p><p><span class="postdetails"><strong>Location:</strong> Nevada </span></p><p><span class="postdetails"></span></p><p><span class="postdetails">Ooohhhh!</span></p><p>Sorry, should have quoted patsopinion instead of you!</p><p>I figured that. Just messin' with you.</p>

[nevnut]

<strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I counted more incorrectly spelled words than not.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And for the record, I have&nbsp; perpetual wood.</p><p>Some times you actually post something good but it takes to much effort trying to figure out what the fuck you're sayin'.</p><p><span class="postdetails"><strong>Location:</strong> Nevada </span></p><p><span class="postdetails"></span></p><p><span class="postdetails">Ooohhhh!</span></p><p>Sorry, should have quoted patsopinion instead of you!</p><p>where u at in nevada </p><p>i live in south lake tahoe</p><p>Northeast Nevada, a small town called Carlin, born in Elko!</p><p>Not as pretty as Tahoe but I think the schools teach spelling here!!</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[patsopinion]

<strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I counted more incorrectly spelled words than not.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And for the record, I have&nbsp; perpetual wood.</p><p>Some times you actually post something good but it takes to much effort trying to figure out what the fuck you're sayin'.</p><p><span class="postdetails"><strong>Location:</strong> Nevada </span></p><p><span class="postdetails"></span></p><p><span class="postdetails">Ooohhhh!</span></p><p>Sorry, should have quoted patsopinion instead of you!</p><p>where u at in nevada </p><p>i live in south lake tahoe</p><p>Northeast Nevada, a small town called Carlin, born in Elko!</p><p>Not as pretty as Tahoe but I think the schools teach spelling here!!</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>other than the free drinks i fucking hate nevada</p><p>stupid no industry desert with shitty stpid people</p><p>present company excluded of course</p>

[nevnut]

<strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I counted more incorrectly spelled words than not.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And for the record, I have&nbsp; perpetual wood.</p><p>Some times you actually post something good but it takes to much effort trying to figure out what the fuck you're sayin'.</p><p><span class="postdetails"><strong>Location:</strong> Nevada </span></p><p><span class="postdetails"></span></p><p><span class="postdetails">Ooohhhh!</span></p><p>Sorry, should have quoted patsopinion instead of you!</p><p>where u at in nevada </p><p>i live in south lake tahoe</p><p>Northeast Nevada, a small town called Carlin, born in Elko!</p><p>Not as pretty as Tahoe but I think the schools teach spelling here!!</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>other than the free drinks i fucking hate nevada</p><p>stupid no industry desert with shitty stpid people</p><p>present company excluded of course</p><p>Dude, you need to get out of Tahoe, I absolutely love this state and its people.</p>

[patsopinion]

<p>i went to reno the other day to go to the airport and we stopped at&nbsp;2 different places to get directions</p><p>the people not only didnt know where the airport was but on a map they didnt know where they were</p>

[raulfd4]

<p>true story.&nbsp; literally EVERYDAY when my mom would drive me to high school in the morning, i would get wood just as we were pulling up to school.&nbsp; it NEVER failed.&nbsp; </p><p>i don't know what it was.&nbsp; it was like my body knew the absolute worst time to get a boner.&nbsp; i figured out how to handle it after a while.&nbsp; i would usually use my backpack to cover it for the first few steps out of the car and then do some slick maneuvering to do an under-the-belt-tuck before walking in the front doors.</p><p>i swear it still happens to me sometimes.&nbsp; only in the morning when im REALLY tired.&nbsp; like if i have a morning class and im taking the bus, i will get a boner like half the time as we pull up to my stop.&nbsp; not as bad as in my youth though.&nbsp;</p>

[nevnut]

<strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i went to reno the other day to go to the airport and we stopped at&nbsp;2 different places to get directions</p><p>the people not only didnt know where the airport was but on a map they didnt know where they were</p><p>Too many people from California moved there, there's no natives left in Reno.</p>

[patsopinion]

<p>i uesto take the buss in college and the shocks would hit every bump</p><p>boner every time without fail</p>

[BLZBUBBA]

<p>PJ O'Rourke once advised...</p><p>Young men...Don't fret over the hard-on your'e hiding under your lunch tray in the school cafeteria.&nbsp; Someday you'll be paying good money to achieve one of those.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Love PJ. </p><p>Back on topic, I have one word for you. </p><p>Haircut </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Devo37]

<img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/joker1.jpg" border="0" width="392" height="286" />&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/joker2.jpg" border="0" width="237" height="283" />

[TheVHD]

<strong>raulfd4</strong> wrote:<br /><p>true story.&nbsp; literally <font style="background-color: #ffff00">EVERYDAY when my mom would drive me to high school</font> in the morning, <font style="background-color: #ffff00">i would get wood just as we were pulling up to school</font>.&nbsp; it NEVER failed.&nbsp; </p><p><font style="background-color: #ffff00">i don't know what it was</font>.&nbsp; <font style="background-color: #ffff00">it was like my body knew</font> the absolute worst time to get a boner.&nbsp; <font style="background-color: #ffffff">i figured out how to handle it</font> after a while.&nbsp; i would usually use my backpack to cover it for the first few steps out of the car and then do some slick maneuvering to do an under-the-belt-tuck before walking in the front doors.</p><p>i swear<font style="background-color: #ffff00"> it still happens to me sometimes</font>.&nbsp; only in the morning <font style="background-color: #ffff00">when&nbsp;</font>&nbsp;<strike>im REALLY tired </strike><font style="background-color: #ffff00">my mom would drive me&nbsp;</font>&nbsp;like if i have a morning class and <strike>im taking the bus </strike><font style="background-color: #ffff00">my mom would drive me </font>, <font style="background-color: #ffff00">i </font><font style="background-color: #ffff00">will get a boner like half the time as we pull up to my stop</font>.&nbsp; not as bad as in my youth though.&nbsp;</p><p>I read between the lines... and fixed it for ya.</p>

[Drunky McBetidont]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a200/Nowixxx/teacher-boner-gross.jpg" border="0" width="466" height="349" /></p><p>is that a teacher?&nbsp; damn it, man.</p>

[patsopinion]

<strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>raulfd4</strong> wrote:<br /><p>true story.&nbsp; literally <font style="background-color: #ffff00">EVERYDAY when my mom would drive me to high school</font> in the morning, <font style="background-color: #ffff00">i would get wood just as we were pulling up to school</font>.&nbsp; it NEVER failed.&nbsp; </p><p><font style="background-color: #ffff00">i don't know what it was</font>.&nbsp; <font style="background-color: #ffff00">it was like my body knew</font> the absolute worst time to get a boner.&nbsp; <font style="background-color: #ffffff">i figured out how to handle it</font> after a while.&nbsp; i would usually use my backpack to cover it for the first few steps out of the car and then do some slick maneuvering to do an under-the-belt-tuck before walking in the front doors.</p><p>i swear<font style="background-color: #ffff00"> it still happens to me sometimes</font>.&nbsp; only in the morning <font style="background-color: #ffff00">when&nbsp;</font>&nbsp;<strike>im REALLY tired </strike><font style="background-color: #ffff00">my mom would drive me&nbsp;</font>&nbsp;like if i have a morning class and <strike>im taking the bus </strike><font style="background-color: #ffff00">my mom would drive me </font>, <font style="background-color: #ffff00">i </font><font style="background-color: #ffff00">will get a boner like half the time as we pull up to my stop</font>.&nbsp; not as bad as in my youth though.&nbsp;</p><p>I read between the lines... and fixed it for ya.</p><p>yea i saw that originnaly also</p><p>i jsut didnt want to start to fights in one day</p>

[midwestjeff]

raulfd4's mom gives me a boner too. i don't think that is inappropriate at all.<br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by midwestjeff on 3-22-07 @ 9:51 PM</span>

[TheVHD]

<strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>raulfd4</strong> wrote:<br /><p>true story.&nbsp; literally <font style="background-color: #ffff00">EVERYDAY when my mom would drive me to high school</font> in the morning, <font style="background-color: #ffff00">i would get wood just as we were pulling up to school</font>.&nbsp; it NEVER failed.&nbsp; </p><p><font style="background-color: #ffff00">i don't know what it was</font>.&nbsp; <font style="background-color: #ffff00">it was like my body knew</font> the absolute worst time to get a boner.&nbsp; <font style="background-color: #ffffff">i figured out how to handle it</font> after a while.&nbsp; i would usually use my backpack to cover it for the first few steps out of the car and then do some slick maneuvering to do an under-the-belt-tuck before walking in the front doors.</p><p>i swear<font style="background-color: #ffff00"> it still happens to me sometimes</font>.&nbsp; only in the morning <font style="background-color: #ffff00">when&nbsp;</font>&nbsp;<strike>im REALLY tired </strike><font style="background-color: #ffff00">my mom would drive me&nbsp;</font>&nbsp;like if i have a morning class and <strike>im taking the bus </strike><font style="background-color: #ffff00">my mom would drive me </font>, <font style="background-color: #ffff00">i </font><font style="background-color: #ffff00">will get a boner like half the time as we pull up to my stop</font>.&nbsp; not as bad as in my youth though.&nbsp;</p><p>I read between the lines... and fixed it for ya.</p><p>yea i saw that originnaly also</p><p>i jsut didnt want to start to fights in one day</p><p>We don't fight here on RF.net... it's all luv. raulfd4 was trying to tell us something... DaVinci code style-lee!!!</p>

[lleeder]

<p><font size="3">So I'm reading this post about a guy at the dentist and I fill up</font></p>

[Todd_Hilliard]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />how about when your hugging someone goodbye and they wont let go and there holding you tight your pokeing them in the mid section and you like come on grandma i gotta leave <br /> <p>&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Quoted for hilarity &nbsp; </p>

[Mike Teacher]

<strong>betidont</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a200/Nowixxx/teacher-boner-gross.jpg" border="0" width="466" height="349" /></p><p>is that a teacher?&nbsp; damn it, man.</p><p>I think the poor man suffers from both Tumescence and Down's Syndrome so as for him being a teacher, I'd say yes. </p>

[Kevin]

<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br />what's a bonner?<p>&nbsp;I think he meant <img src="http://media.nba.com/media/playerfile/anthony_bonner.jpg" border="0" width="65" height="90" /> Anthony Bonner... If so... i SAY, THE FT LINE....</p>

[Bob Impact]

<strong>Todd_Hilliard</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />how about when your hugging someone goodbye and they wont let go and there holding you tight your pokeing them in the mid section and you like come on grandma i gotta leave <br /> <p>&nbsp;</p><p> Quoted for hilarity </p><p>&nbsp;Quoted for sexiness.</p>

[A.J.]

I don't get <em>appropriate</em> boners anymore.

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">One of the things that this made me think of is dancing.&nbsp; I remember a close female friend of mine back in our 20's talking about how she was dancing with a guy (just a friend) in a platonic slow dance, and then she felt his boner on her hip.&nbsp; Since that time, I've noticed it happening to me too when I do slow dances.&nbsp; Luckily, none of those dances were with women that I was sleeping with at the time, but it must be really uncomfortable for women.</font></p>

[ScottFromGA]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m212/lrbrusha/boner.jpg" border="0" /><p>&nbsp;im pretty much safe by saying that I'm not the only guy on this board with a crush on Reilly...</p><p>this chick is too funny..&nbsp;</p>

[ralphbxny]

<strong>ScottFromGA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m212/lrbrusha/boner.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="150" /> <p>&nbsp;im pretty much safe by saying that I'm not the only guy on this board with a crush on Reilly...</p><p>this chick is too funny..&nbsp;</p><p>When I hugged Reilly&nbsp;at the bash....I got my last bad boner! Then she slapped it and yelled bad boy at me. So embarresing!!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by ralphbxny on 3-23-07 @ 10:24 AM</span>

[EliSnow]

<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ScottFromGA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m212/lrbrusha/boner.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="150" /> <p>&nbsp;im pretty much safe by saying that I'm not the only guy on this board with a crush on Reilly...</p><p>this chick is too funny..&nbsp;</p><p>When I hugged Reilly&nbsp;at the bash....I got my last bad boner! Then she slapped it and yelled bad boy at me. So embarresing!!</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by ralphbxny on 3-23-07 @ 10:24 AM</span> <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I heard the whole story about that, and think it was inappropriate for Reilly to keep slapping it back and forth for two minutes.</font></p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ScottFromGA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m212/lrbrusha/boner.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="150" /> <p>&nbsp;im pretty much safe by saying that I'm not the only guy on this board with a crush on Reilly...</p><p>this chick is too funny..&nbsp;</p><p>When I hugged Reilly&nbsp;at the bash....I got my last bad boner! Then she slapped it and yelled bad boy at me. So embarresing!!</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by ralphbxny on 3-23-07 @ 10:24 AM</span> <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I heard the whole story about that, and think it was inappropriate for Reilly to keep slapping it back and forth for two minutes.</font></p><p>i was amused by the &quot;boinggggg&quot; sound it kept making everytime i hit it, can you blame me?</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ScottFromGA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m212/lrbrusha/boner.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="150" /> <p>&nbsp;im pretty much safe by saying that I'm not the only guy on this board with a crush on Reilly...</p><p>this chick is too funny..&nbsp;</p><p>When I hugged Reilly&nbsp;at the bash....I got my last bad boner! Then she slapped it and yelled bad boy at me. So embarresing!!</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by ralphbxny on 3-23-07 @ 10:24 AM</span> <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I heard the whole story about that, and think it was inappropriate for Reilly to keep slapping it back and forth for two minutes.</font></p><p>i was amused by the &quot;boinggggg&quot; sound it kept making everytime i hit it, can you blame me?</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Well, at least you didn't hear a &quot;pop&quot; sound.&nbsp; That would have led to a chant:</font></p><p><strong><font face="Arial" size="6">Earl, Reilly broke Ralph's dick!</font></strong></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">Earl would have passed out, and the night would have been a disaster.</font></p>

[raulfd4]

<strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>raulfd4</strong> wrote:<br /><p>true story. literally <font style="background-color: #ffff00">EVERYDAY when my mom would drive me to high school</font> in the morning, <font style="background-color: #ffff00">i would get wood just as we were pulling up to school</font>. it NEVER failed. </p><p><font style="background-color: #ffff00">i don't know what it was</font>. <font style="background-color: #ffff00">it was like my body knew</font> the absolute worst time to get a boner. <font style="background-color: #ffffff">i figured out how to handle it</font> after a while. i would usually use my backpack to cover it for the first few steps out of the car and then do some slick maneuvering to do an under-the-belt-tuck before walking in the front doors.</p><p>i swear<font style="background-color: #ffff00"> it still happens to me sometimes</font>. only in the morning <font style="background-color: #ffff00">when </font> <strike>im REALLY tired </strike><font style="background-color: #ffff00">my mom would drive me </font> like if i have a morning class and <strike>im taking the bus </strike><font style="background-color: #ffff00">my mom would drive me </font>, <font style="background-color: #ffff00">i </font><font style="background-color: #ffff00">will get a boner like half the time as we pull up to my stop</font>. not as bad as in my youth though. </p><p>I read between the lines... and fixed it for ya.</p><p>&nbsp;i didn't think it was THAT long.&nbsp; but thank you.</p>

[grlNIN]

<p>My boyfriend and i work together and i've witnessed him getting them a few times.</p><p>Once i started laughing and showing some affection just to make his face completely red.</p><p>Then i felt bad</p><p>Then i was embarrassed that everyone would know my boyfriend had an erection. </p>

[ralphbxny]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ScottFromGA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m212/lrbrusha/boner.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="150" /> <p>&nbsp;im pretty much safe by saying that I'm not the only guy on this board with a crush on Reilly...</p><p>this chick is too funny..&nbsp;</p><p>When I hugged Reilly&nbsp;at the bash....I got my last bad boner! Then she slapped it and yelled bad boy at me. So embarresing!!</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by ralphbxny on 3-23-07 @ 10:24 AM</span> <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I heard the whole story about that, and think it was inappropriate for Reilly to keep slapping it back and forth for two minutes.</font></p><p>i was amused by the &quot;boinggggg&quot; sound it kept making everytime i hit it, can you blame me?</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Well, at least you didn't hear a &quot;pop&quot; sound.&nbsp; That would have led to a chant:</font></p><p><strong><font face="Arial" size="6">Earl, Reilly broke Ralph's dick!</font></strong></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">Earl would have passed out, and the night would have been a disaster.</font></p><p>When she used it as a scratching post...now that was umcomfortable!!!</p>

[JesterOfSadness]

<p>All throughout highschool I wore a big bulky&nbsp;hoodie to hide my boner. Every single day, even during the warm days.</p><p>Probably the worst for me was when it happened in gym class.</p>

[Jennitalia]

so in my swedish 2 class we had to work on each other last week, and my partner, who is a sweet guy but a tad on the creepy side, was working on me and kept pressing his boner into me.&nbsp; he must have misunderstood me when i said i liked harder pressure.

[patsopinion]

<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />so in my swedish 2 class we had to work on each other last week, and my partner, who is a sweet guy but a tad on the creepy side, was working on me and kept pressing his boner into me.&nbsp; he must have misunderstood me when i said i liked harder pressure. <p>hot!</p>

[ralphbxny]

<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />so in my swedish 2 class we had to work on each other last week, and my partner, who is a sweet guy but a tad on the creepy side, was working on me and kept pressing his boner into me.&nbsp; he must have misunderstood me when i said i liked harder pressure. <p>I dont know how you women put up with men.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[TheGameHHH]

i work with autistic boys that are aged between 12-14, they literally have boners all day long. the funniest part about all of it is most of the time they're thinking about Disney movies, Barney, or Thomas the Tank Engine.

[Gvac]

Going to Catholic School as a youngster there was nothing worse than getting a hard on in church.

Hey, 7th and 8th grade...the girls are developing, those damn uniforms....it happens.

[lleeder]

nothing worse than getting a hard on in church.
First Mod quote of 2.0????:p

[Gvac]

First Mod quote of 2.0????:p

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'll take it!

[narc]

Ugh, the dancing ones are the worst. One time I was dancing with a female friend that I swear, I have no attraction to really. All the sudden as I was dancing I could feel it start to happen and my only thought was "Oh no....oh no....not now!" I had a horrified look on my face. I just hope she couldn't feel it.

[weekapaugjz]

Ugh, the dancing ones are the worst. One time I was dancing with a female friend that I swear, I have no attraction to really. All the sudden as I was dancing I could feel it start to happen and my only thought was "Oh no....oh no....not now!" I had a horrified look on my face. I just hope she couldn't feel it.

she did

[weekapaugjz]

the best solution for inappropriate boners are to tuck them behind the waistline in your pants. i used to get NARBS (No Apparant Reason Boner) all the time in high school, esp. right before the bell rang, a quick adjustment when you stand up, and you're all set.

[PapaBear]

I'm sure this has already been mentioned. The worse has to be when you got it in class, then had to go to the chalkboard. Getting one on the bus was bad, too. Hell.. Even Jim Morrison wrote about that one.