what's grosser than gross?

[Drunky McBetidont]

<p>i think that these were the first&nbsp;naughty jokes i remember learning in school.&nbsp; in first grade the boys told what's grosser than gross jokes during lunch and on the bus and in gym and basically anytime a teacher or parent&nbsp;wasn't in ear shot.&nbsp; what are the first naughty jokes you remember learning?&nbsp; </p><p>what's grosser than gross?</p><p>when a cheerleader does a split and sticks to the floor.</p>

[midwestjeff]

<strong>betidont</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i think that these were the first&nbsp;naughty jokes i remember learning in school.&nbsp; in first grade the boys told what's grosser than gross jokes during lunch and on the bus and in gym and basically anytime a teacher or parent&nbsp;wasn't in ear shot.&nbsp; what are the first naughty jokes you remember learning?&nbsp; </p><p>what's grosser than gross?</p><p>when a cheerleader does a split and sticks to the floor.</p><p>when a cheerleader does the splits and five class rings fall out.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>grosser than that?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>one of them is yours.</p>

[BoondockSaint]

When you jump off the Empire State Building and catch your eyelid on a nail.

[ralphbxny]

<p>I used to love these!!!</p><p>I cant remember any!!!</p><p>Dead baby jokes could be another thread!</p>

[Landblast]

sliding down razorblade bannister.

[midwestjeff]

<strong>Landblast</strong> wrote:<br />sliding down razorblade bannister. <p>sliding down a 70 foot razorblade and landing in a barrel of alcohol.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p><font face="verdana" size="1" color="black"><strong>what's grosser than gross?</strong></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>yer mom's box&nbsp;</p>

[Landblast]

<br /><strong>midwestjeff</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Landblast</strong> wrote:<br />sliding down razorblade bannister. <p>sliding down a 70 foot razorblade and landing in a barrel of alcohol.</p><p>&nbsp;thanks jeff, i knew i was butchering it.</p>

[midwestjeff]

<p>why do i remember these? </p><p>asking your grandma what's for dinner and she says &quot;we're eating out&quot;.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>then she lifts up her dress.</p>

[BLZBUBBA]

<p>Sandpaper&nbsp; Sally...</p><p>Guy has sex with a chick and it hurts like hell.&nbsp; She says wait a sec.,&nbsp; leaves the room and comes back.&nbsp; They go at it again and it's great.&nbsp; The guy asks what she did.&nbsp; She replies,&nbsp; &quot;I just picked the scabs off.&quot;</p>

[hedges]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>BLZBUBBA</strong> wrote:<br><p>Sandpaper&nbsp; Sally...</p><p>Guy has sex with a chick and it hurts like hell.&nbsp; She says wait a sec.,&nbsp; leaves the room and comes back.&nbsp; They go at it again and it's great.&nbsp; The guy asks what she did.&nbsp; She replies,&nbsp; &quot;I just picked the scabs off.&quot;</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>


Yeecchh!

[TheMojoPin]

<p><strong><font size="7">ICE</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="7">GROSS!!!</font></strong></p>

[patsopinion]

<p>whats the difference then between a pile of dead babies and a lamorbini</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i dont have a lambo in my garage</p>

[kevcala]

<p>What's grosser than gross?&nbsp;</p><p>Jumping off a bridge and getting your eyelid caught on a nail.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>EDIT: included setup :)&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by kevcala on 3-22-07 @ 10:10 PM</span>

[Judge Smails]

<p>For the life of me I can't remember any of them, though I do remember that I could rattle off like twenty of them in rapid fire.</p><p>I do remember this one though:</p><p><strong>What's better than Olivia Newton John in Grease?</strong></p><p><strong>Cum on Eileen.</strong></p><p><br />We didn't even know what it meant, but we loffed and loffed.</p>

[Midkiff]

<font size="3">I seem to remember one about having to eat your way out of a dumpster full of dead babies, but now that I have 2 kids, I can't stomach those jokes anymore. At least not while one of them is still a baby.</font>

[boeman]

<p><font face="Arial" size="2">288</font></p>

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I used to love these!!!</p><p>I cant remember any!!!</p><p>Dead baby jokes could be another thread!</p><p>What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?</p><p>You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork.</p><p><font size="5" color="#ffffff">See ya !&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; This ones goes out to jbmidkiff !!!</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Fez4PrezN2008 on 3-22-07 @ 9:32 PM</span>

[Drunky McBetidont]

<p>whats grosser than gross?</p><p>when you bite into a hotdog and find a vein.</p>

[Landblast]

<p>What's grosser than gross?</p><p>Eating a bowl full of scabs.&nbsp;</p>

[TheVHD]

<p>What is grosser than gross? <br />Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt.</p><p>I was more into the mommy mommy jokes... I think I'll start a new thread.</p>

[weekapaugjz]

<p>whats grosser than gross?</p><p>picking your nose and having your brain come out&nbsp;</p>

[Bellyfullasnot]

<p>What's red, mushey, and flies through the air?</p><p>A baby playing with a fan.</p>

[Chigworthy]

<p>What's grosser than gross?</p><p>Your sitting on your Grandpa's lap and he gets a boner.</p>