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Drunky McBetidont
03-22-2007, 04:37 PM
<p>i think that these were the first naughty jokes i remember learning in school. in first grade the boys told what's grosser than gross jokes during lunch and on the bus and in gym and basically anytime a teacher or parent wasn't in ear shot. what are the first naughty jokes you remember learning? </p><p>what's grosser than gross?</p><p>when a cheerleader does a split and sticks to the floor.</p>
midwestjeff
03-22-2007, 04:40 PM
<strong>betidont</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i think that these were the first naughty jokes i remember learning in school. in first grade the boys told what's grosser than gross jokes during lunch and on the bus and in gym and basically anytime a teacher or parent wasn't in ear shot. what are the first naughty jokes you remember learning? </p><p>what's grosser than gross?</p><p>when a cheerleader does a split and sticks to the floor.</p><p>when a cheerleader does the splits and five class rings fall out.</p><p> </p><p>grosser than that?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>one of them is yours.</p>
BoondockSaint
03-22-2007, 04:43 PM
When you jump off the Empire State Building and catch your eyelid on a nail.
ralphbxny
03-22-2007, 04:45 PM
<p>I used to love these!!!</p><p>I cant remember any!!!</p><p>Dead baby jokes could be another thread!</p>
Landblast
03-22-2007, 04:45 PM
sliding down razorblade bannister.
midwestjeff
03-22-2007, 04:46 PM
<strong>Landblast</strong> wrote:<br />sliding down razorblade bannister. <p>sliding down a 70 foot razorblade and landing in a barrel of alcohol.</p>
Don Stugots
03-22-2007, 04:46 PM
<p><font face="verdana" size="1" color="black"><strong>what's grosser than gross?</strong></font></p><p> </p><p>yer mom's box </p>
Landblast
03-22-2007, 04:47 PM
<br /><strong>midwestjeff</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Landblast</strong> wrote:<br />sliding down razorblade bannister. <p>sliding down a 70 foot razorblade and landing in a barrel of alcohol.</p><p> thanks jeff, i knew i was butchering it.</p>
midwestjeff
03-22-2007, 04:50 PM
<p>why do i remember these? </p><p>asking your grandma what's for dinner and she says "we're eating out".</p><p> </p><p>then she lifts up her dress.</p>
BLZBUBBA
03-22-2007, 04:53 PM
<p>Sandpaper Sally...</p><p>Guy has sex with a chick and it hurts like hell. She says wait a sec., leaves the room and comes back. They go at it again and it's great. The guy asks what she did. She replies, "I just picked the scabs off."</p>
hedges
03-22-2007, 05:01 PM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>BLZBUBBA</strong> wrote:<br><p>Sandpaper Sally...</p><p>Guy has sex with a chick and it hurts like hell. She says wait a sec., leaves the room and comes back. They go at it again and it's great. The guy asks what she did. She replies, "I just picked the scabs off."</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
Yeecchh!
TheMojoPin
03-22-2007, 05:02 PM
<p><strong><font size="7">ICE</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="7">GROSS!!!</font></strong></p>
patsopinion
03-22-2007, 05:02 PM
<p>whats the difference then between a pile of dead babies and a lamorbini</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>i dont have a lambo in my garage</p>
kevcala
03-22-2007, 05:03 PM
<p>What's grosser than gross? </p><p>Jumping off a bridge and getting your eyelid caught on a nail.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>EDIT: included setup :) </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by kevcala on 3-22-07 @ 10:10 PM</span>
Judge Smails
03-22-2007, 05:03 PM
<p>For the life of me I can't remember any of them, though I do remember that I could rattle off like twenty of them in rapid fire.</p><p>I do remember this one though:</p><p><strong>What's better than Olivia Newton John in Grease?</strong></p><p><strong>Cum on Eileen.</strong></p><p><br />We didn't even know what it meant, but we loffed and loffed.</p>
Midkiff
03-22-2007, 05:03 PM
<font size="3">I seem to remember one about having to eat your way out of a dumpster full of dead babies, but now that I have 2 kids, I can't stomach those jokes anymore. At least not while one of them is still a baby.</font>
boeman
03-22-2007, 05:15 PM
<p><font face="Arial" size="2">288</font></p>
Fez4PrezN2008
03-22-2007, 05:30 PM
<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I used to love these!!!</p><p>I cant remember any!!!</p><p>Dead baby jokes could be another thread!</p><p>What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?</p><p>You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork.</p><p><font size="5" color="#ffffff">See ya ! This ones goes out to jbmidkiff !!!</font></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Fez4PrezN2008 on 3-22-07 @ 9:32 PM</span>
Drunky McBetidont
03-22-2007, 05:49 PM
<p>whats grosser than gross?</p><p>when you bite into a hotdog and find a vein.</p>
Landblast
03-22-2007, 05:51 PM
<p>What's grosser than gross?</p><p>Eating a bowl full of scabs. </p>
TheVHD
03-22-2007, 06:01 PM
<p>What is grosser than gross? <br />Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt.</p><p>I was more into the mommy mommy jokes... I think I'll start a new thread.</p>
weekapaugjz
03-22-2007, 08:25 PM
<p>whats grosser than gross?</p><p>picking your nose and having your brain come out </p>
Bellyfullasnot
03-22-2007, 08:29 PM
<p>What's red, mushey, and flies through the air?</p><p>A baby playing with a fan.</p>
Chigworthy
03-23-2007, 05:08 AM
<p>What's grosser than gross?</p><p>Your sitting on your Grandpa's lap and he gets a boner.</p>
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