Mommy Mommy

[TheVHD]

<p>I was on the <strong>What's grosser than Gross </strong>joke thread<strong> </strong>(betidont)&nbsp;and&nbsp;remembered the Mommy Mommy jokes which I was a HUGE fan of... my favs:</p><p>Mommy Mommy... I don't want to visit&nbsp;grandma today!!!</p><p>Shut up... and keep digging.</p><p>Mommy Mommy... I can't swim!!!&nbsp;</p><p>Shut up before I flush.</p><p>Stupid I know but it makes me smile... what ch'all got???</p>

[DonInNC]

<p>Mommy Mommy, why do you have to go to the&nbsp;gynecologist?</p><p>Shut up and eat your cottage cheese.</p>

[Gvac]

<p>Mommy Mommy...the kids in school say I look like a werewolf!</p><p>Shut up and comb your face.&nbsp;</p>

[sr71blackbird]

&quot;Mommy Mommy, I dont want to go to Africa!&quot;<div><br /></div><div>Shut up and put your other foot in the Good Will box</div>

[Kevin]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />&quot;Mommy Mommy, I dont want to go to Africa!&quot;*&gt;<br />*&gt;Shut up and put your other foot in the Good Will box <p>Said Madonna's baby, after the publicity went away</p>

[Friday]

<p>Mommy Mommy bring me a straw!</p><p>Kathy threw up and Johnny's getting all the chunks!!&nbsp;</p>

[Kevin]

<strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Mommy Mommy bring me a straw!</p><p>Kathy threw up and Johnny's getting all the chunks!!&nbsp;</p><p>Ewww, i never thought i would say this... but stick to being sappy with Fallon..<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[Recyclerz]

<p>I thought this thread was going to be about ESD's coversation with Beanie today.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Bellyfullasnot]

<p>Mommy, mommy I don't like the dog!</p><p>Shut up and keep eating.</p>