R&F XM Listening Thread for 3/29/07

[hammersavage]

Jig

[BACH16207]

Thanks Mr B. Second Day in a row I can use this:http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c351/rzagzanza/missinglink2.jpg

[Redding]

back from lunch

[Lucaine]

Are we still allowed to use slurs to describe objects like using niggerpickle for watermelon?

[burrben]

i was told "neighbor" the worst thing you could call a black

[Furtherman]

What are those shovelheads doing near my car? :laugh:

[Jughead]

Don't really like saying it But......Cargo???

[mr.smokepants]

Canadian?

I resent that. How dare you compare my countrymen to slovenly, lazy morons.....and I'm not talking about Africans, I'm just talking about Earl

[burrben]

Are we still allowed to use slurs to describe objects like using niggerpickle for watermelon?

i'm going to

[hammersavage]

this bit needs to be in the file library asap.

[thebarge]

Jigaboo, Negroid, Swamp Ninja.

[EliSnow]

So what they are saying is that the comic book series "52" is racist?

[MasterSoySauce]

can i still say Sand n's ?

[Arch Stanton]

How about boy.

[mr.smokepants]

OOO! West Virginia is on my targeting scenario now.

[ANC]

Jigaboo, Negroid, Swamp Ninja.

BAHAHAAAAAAAAA

[burrben]

wow, earl loves to say the n-word

[thebarge]

can i still say Sand n's ?
Of course, no one likes them :wink:

[blotto98]

Moon Cricket

[mr.smokepants]

So what they are saying is that the comic book series "52" is racist?

naw....the number of the mahogany crayon in a Crayola pack is number 52. If you weer just joking....then I apologize for being a "Canadian". Zip!

[OGC]

Anyone else notice that Earl seems more comfortable saying the n-word every time he reads his list ?

[hexy68]

gangbanger?

[MasterSoySauce]

earl sounds so dumb saying 'booty'

[Coxtie Green]

Perp

[Cleophus James]

Kind of sad that we can go off on 3-4 pages of this.

[EliSnow]

So what they are saying is that the comic book series "52" is racist?

naw....the number of the mahogany crayon in a Crayola pack is number 52. If you weer just joking....then I apologize for being a "Canadian". Zip!

Apology accepted.

[Coxtie Green]

Boss

[mr.smokepants]

No, Canadians aren't cheap, Fez's stupid Newfie family members are cheap.

[mr.smokepants]

Apology accepted.

FUCK! I knew it. I'm a zero.

[MasterSoySauce]

never heard shitskin. Thats a good one.

[Coxtie Green]

colored

[thebarge]

Uncle Remus is also one I think. Wow, I should be ashamed I know all these :)

[MasterSoySauce]

how about colored?

[TonyRoma]

I'm gonna get my ghetto card pulled for being a part of this.

[sailor]

How About: Lazy Ass Producer

shabooty (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shabooty)?

[EliSnow]

never heard shitskin. Thats a good one.

Does that mean that caucasians are "cumskins?"

[Coxtie Green]

promoted

[Arch Stanton]

shabooty (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shabooty)?

Who's a winner? Sailor's a Winner!!!! Yay

[barjockey]

just checking I have the unenviable task of moving today. YUCK

[burrben]

burr head and uncle ben?

i'm really offended now

[Badinia]

http://www.citizenlunchbox.com/monkey/famous/pix/grape_ape.jpg

Let's call it what it is. They don't mean he's purple, they mean he's so black he appears purple.

[AngelAmy]

i sound so southern

[Chip196]

shabooty (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shabooty)?

That's AWESOME

[reillyluck]

amy is jewish?

[mr.smokepants]

I'm gonna get my ghetto card pulled for being a part of this.

And well you should! I'd have tuned out if I was Swamp Donkey. I am of course not a racist...just going along with the bit....wait....going along with other whites while they slam other cultures actually makes you racist. My bad.

[burrben]

wow, i would love to tease a black jewish baby

[MasterSoySauce]

some jewish chicks date retards.

[Wallower]

christians?

[barjockey]

maybe Casey is dating Dave to get closer to Earl

[AngelAmy]

amy is jewish?

and reeph is black?

[mr.smokepants]

Does that mean that caucasians are "cumskins?"

Insert Asian/Piss joke here

[PhishHead]

Here in Detroit we white folk call them - THE FUCKING MAJORITY!

what kind of white person actually lives within Detroit Major?!? The closest I have seen a white person living in Detroit is Livonia on 8 mile road...the good side by the golf courses.

[blotto98]

How about names for white girls that date black guys?


Chrome-platted

[Badinia]

i sound so southern

Cute call, Amy.

[Jughead]

I'm so uncomfortable

[EliSnow]

wow, i would love to tease a black jewish baby

On Sopranos, wasn't Meadow's first college boyfriend black and jewish?

[ANC]

http://www.ojai.net/swanson/images/shouttrue.JPG
You're a Cantaloupe!

[Chip196]

Phake Reilly!!!!

[A1001]

shabooty (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shabooty)?

coheed and cambria are racist now.

[AngelAmy]

Phucking Phake Reilly!!!!!

[MasterSoySauce]

Fake reilly.

[TonyRoma]

And well you should! I'd have tuned out if I was Swamp Donkey. I am of course not a racist...just going along with the bit....wait....going along with other whites while they slam other cultures actually makes you racist. My bad.

I'm not black.

[Jughead]

Fake reilly Now I'm really uncomfortable!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Freakshow]

Even Ron tools on fake Reilley

[blotto98]

what kind of white person actually lives within Detroit Major?!? The closest I have seen a white person living in Detroit is Livonia on 8 mile road...the good side by the golf courses.

Yeah I'm stuck on the wrong side of the golf course

[PhishHead]

I Hate Phake Reilly!!!

[Arch Stanton]

Yeah, Reills speech!!!!

[AngelAmy]

phinally ron calls phake reilly out

ASSHOLE

[Redding]

PHuck that shit you deal with me now!

[Wallower]

fake Reilly - destroyed
:smile:

[PhishHead]

Yeah I'm stuck on the wrong side of the golf course

yea dude you need to move...go to Belleville, Ypsilanti, Livonia, Novi, Ann Arbor and so forth...move over to the nice side.

[mikebrowne]

A mall... he's building himself a mall

[Wrecked]

i've always wondered what alkie looks like...pix?

[mr.smokepants]

I'm not black.

Oh! I misinterpreted your loss of your ghetto card as your way of telling us you were black. I apologize for calling you a Swamp Donkey when in fact, you're a Cracker.

[reillyluck]

death to fake reilly!!!!!

[Jughead]

Did Ron address his sleep last night sorry class I will not be late again!!!

[AngelAmy]

death to fake reilly!!!!!

i second that

[IamPixie]

jesus christ..i tried calling for the last 30 mins.....the number kept hanging up on me. when I finally have something to contribute to the show.

[Jughead]

i second that

Im gonna sandblast his taint!!!Next time he calls in!!!!

[Hottub]

I missed it!
What did Ron do to Phake Phucking Reilly?
I hate work!

[mr.smokepants]

i've always wondered what alkie looks like...pix?

Me too! Anyone got one? And one of Silera too. I hear she's quite hot.

[BACH16207]

On Sopranos, wasn't Meadow's first college boyfriend black and jewish?

Yeah, and what did Tony call him...Ditsoon, or something like that.

[TonyRoma]

Oh! I misinterpreted your loss of your ghetto card as your way of telling us you were black. I apologize for calling you a Swamp Donkey when in fact, you're a Cracker.

Not a cracker either. I'm puerto rican. but I'm probably whiter than you are skin tone wise. Having a "ghetto card" refers to not being black but living within the hood/culture. now you can go ahead and come up with whatever spic/wetback slurr you want.

[mikebrowne]

Yeah, and what did Tony call him...Ditsoon, or something like that.
Yep. Ditsoon. Just the way Tony said it made it sound ugly.

[MasterSoySauce]

i hear anthony's house has a giant oven.

[Jughead]

My 19 year old son just called from spring break and broke the news about his new tattoo....His angle???..I put your name on my body dad..It will be there forever....Whats a dad to say?????

[hexy68]

jesus christ..i tried calling for the last 30 mins.....the number kept hanging up on me. when I finally have something to contribute to the show.

got a contribution to earl's list pixie?

[mikebrowne]

i hear anthony's house has a giant oven.
Oy vey.

[sailor]

Yeah, and what did Tony call him...Ditsoon, or something like that.

i thought he went with the eggplant/moolignan

[mr.smokepants]

Not a cracker either. I'm puerto rican. but I'm probably whiter than you are skin tone wise. Having a "ghetto card" refers to not being black but living within the hood/culture. now you can go ahead and come up with whatever spic/wetback slurr you want.

HA! I gotcha now. You'll have to excuse me....we don't have ghettos in Canada. The money America puts into developing ghettos is used to build schools and hospitals that we can go to for free up here in Canada. The left-over money is mostly spent on weed, and new ways to grow weed.

[Arch Stanton]

My 19 year old son just called from spring break and broke the news about his new tattoo....His angle???..I put your name on my body dad..It will be there forever....Whats a dad to say?????

Guess it depends where it is.

[AngelAmy]

tell them about the discount harry!!

[sailor]

I missed it!
What did Ron do to Phake Phucking Reilly?
I hate work!

dammit, how do i re-size my avatar??!?

[Hottub]

Mr. Smokepants, that was the funniest post all day!!

[TonyRoma]

i thought he went with the eggplant/moolignan

ditsoon means charcoal brickette in italian, i think

[IamPixie]

got a contribution to earl's list pixie?

I wanted to tell him I don't care if he dates white chicks..I date white dudes. If it pisses off other people they can shove it up their ass.

[Arch Stanton]

dammit, how do i re-size my avatar??!?

Looks good to me.

[Hottub]

I'm still waiting for my phake Reilly update...

[TonyRoma]

HA! I gotcha now. You'll have to excuse me....we don't have ghettos in Canada. The money America puts into developing ghettos is used to build schools and hospitals that we can go to for free up here in Canada. The left-over money is mostly spent on weed, and new ways to grow weed.

so your'e saying there's no schools or hospitals in the hood??

[Freakshow]

would jamba juice make Earl's list?

[mr.smokepants]

Mr. Smokepants, that was the funniest post all day!!

Tub, you are a SAINT. I never get compliments anymore! Just yesterday my wife told me to go out and buy some ammunition......then man up and kill myself. I thought she was kidding until she threw me the car keys.

[AngelAmy]

I'm still waiting for my phake Reilly update...

ron was like is this reillyluck? cause it sounds like her
oh and he says cause whenever i see reilly i think it's reillyluck
and then he played the alkey clip


i think he said other things too but i cant remember, sorry tub

[sailor]

Looks good to me.

compare yours and mine to hottub's.

[Arch Stanton]

I'm still waiting for my phake Reilly update...

Screeners have to do a better job, put up it's a guy, something.

[A1001]

would jamba juice make Earl's list?

That commercial was conveniently placed.

[Jughead]

Guess it depends where it is.

Inside his arm at the bicep(sp) Not very visible ..To tell the truth Both arms had His mom put on the other side I wish I could post personal pictures to show you he mailed me one..Its a skeleton ant 5 inches long holding 3 balloons The balloons say Dad On the other side same thing but skeleton has a red bow on top of its head...To explain it sounds stupid but it really looks kinda cool even for this old fart of a dad!!!

[BoondockSaint]

He's gonna kill Sheepy.

[mr.smokepants]

so your'e saying there's no schools or hospitals in the hood??

No, I was just trying to illustrate that Canada is a garden of eden with the best of both worlds....Here is what I mean: Canada is fairly socialist by American standards. I go to the doctor and hospital and pay NOTHING. I don't pay for health insurance, and my 4 year University degree cost me under $6000. I went to the University of Toronto, and is considered the 16th best University in North America. We spend less for our military per year than the United States spends a month. The key is you guys though....if any country DARED fuck with us militarily, the US would help us so fast, their head would spin. The US does that for 2 reasons....Number 1, we supply 82% of raw materials the US needs to be so successful....Number 2, strategically, the US could not allow a major force to occupy a "sino-socialist" county that is directly north.

Get it?

[hexy68]

ah lilly...Mr B is married :smile:

[TonyRoma]

I think lilly just propositioned ronnyb.

[mikebrowne]

I think lilly just propositioned ronnyb.
That's what I thought. Ron neatly evaded that one.

[Arch Stanton]

Inside his arm at the bicep(sp) Not very visible ..To tell the truth Both arms had His mom put on the other side I wish I could post personal pictures to show you he mailed me one..Its a skeleton ant 5 inches long holding 3 balloons The balloons say Dad On the other side same thing but skeleton has a red bow on top of its head...To explain it sounds stupid but it really looks kinda cool even for this old fart of a dad!!!

Cool. What do ya say? Be very happy he has so much pride in you guys to do it.

[Hottub]

Silly Lily.

[TonyRoma]

No, I was just trying to illustrate that Canada is a garden of eden with the best of both worlds....Here is what I mean: Canada is fairly socialist by American standards. I go to the doctor and hospital and pay NOTHING. I don't pay for health insurance, and my 4 year University degree cost me under $6000. I went to the University of Toronto, and is considered the 16th best University in North America. We spend less for our military per year than the United States spends a month. The key is you guys though....if any country DARED fuck with us militarily, the US would help us so fast, their head would spin. The US does that for 2 reasons....Number 1, we supply 82% of raw materials the US needs to be so successful....Number 2, strategically, the US could not allow a major force to occupy a "sino-socialist" county that is directly north.

Get it?

yeah these are all great points but who the fuck would wan't to live there?

[sailor]

No, I was just trying to illustrate that Canada is a garden of eden with the best of both worlds....Here is what I mean: Canada is fairly socialist by American standards. I go to the doctor and hospital and pay NOTHING. I don't pay for health insurance, and my 4 year University degree cost me under $6000. I went to the University of Toronto, and is considered the 16th best University in North America. We spend less for our military per year than the United States spends a month. The key is you guys though....if any country DARED fuck with us militarily, the US would help us so fast, their head would spin. The US does that for 2 reasons....Number 1, we supply 82% of raw materials the US needs to be so successful....Number 2, strategically, the US could not allow a major force to occupy a "sino-socialist" county that is directly north.

Get it?

but, i've heard and read many places/times that you'll wait months to see a doctor for even the most minor of things. that's why many in toronto will go to buffalo to PAY for med services. that's a large part of why i don't want universal health here. i can get seen by my doctor anytime i want.

[sailor]

No, I was just trying to illustrate that Canada is a garden of eden with the best of both worlds....Here is what I mean: Canada is fairly socialist by American standards. I go to the doctor and hospital and pay NOTHING. I don't pay for health insurance, and my 4 year University degree cost me under $6000. I went to the University of Toronto, and is considered the 16th best University in North America. We spend less for our military per year than the United States spends a month. The key is you guys though....if any country DARED fuck with us militarily, the US would help us so fast, their head would spin. The US does that for 2 reasons....Number 1, we supply 82% of raw materials the US needs to be so successful....Number 2, strategically, the US could not allow a major force to occupy a "sino-socialist" county that is directly north.

Get it?

btw, sino means chinese. as in sino-russo war.

[Furtherman]

I'm thinking about killing myself.

[feralBoy]

When my grandmother was dying, I was visiting her. and she was kinda going in and out, and would sometimes not make sense. I was standing in front of a turned off tv once. and she was like, "move a way, the lottery numbers are coming up", and she starts reading the lottery numbers off a tv that wasn't on. I was like, this is too freaky, and I had to get the fuck out of there.

[Furtherman]

On second thought, naaaah. I like living.

[hexy68]

when you are as hot as Halle she doesn't need extra attention

[mr.smokepants]

but, i've heard and read many places/times that you'll wait months to see a doctor for even the most minor of things. that's why many in toronto will go to buffalo to PAY for med services. that's a large part of why i don't want universal health here. i can get seen by my doctor anytime i want.

You're absolutely right. That is a major problem, and typically decides the outcomes of most elections we have. I can't deny that it hasn't happened to me either.....especially having two kids that get sick constantly. The thing is though, I never, ever have to worry that I won't get care...and if it's serious enough, I get in pretty fast. My mom died 3 years ago, and the care she got during those last months would have crippled us financially, even with insurance if we didn't have universal care. I lived in NYC for 5 years and paid for care...and it was actually as good, or better than up here....but I was lucky...I had a great job and could afford it. Some can't in the US, and that is scary.

[Arch Stanton]

compare yours and mine to hottub's.

Yeah, I noticed that too. hmmmm

[mr.smokepants]

I'm thinking about killing myself.

When I think like that, I always think about the people that care about me and how much it would hurt them. Hopefully you're joking, but if not, there is a ton of help.

[mr.smokepants]

btw, sino means chinese. as in sino-russo war.

I know....that's what I was going for...You know....Global China taking over the world. You're just smart enough to get it!

[sailor]

You're absolutely right. That is a major problem, and typically decides the outcomes of most elections we have. I can't deny that it hasn't happened to me either.....especially having two kids that get sick constantly. The thing is though, I never, ever have to worry that I won't get care...and if it's serious enough, I get in pretty fast. My mom died 3 years ago, and the care she got during those last months would have crippled us financially, even with insurance if we didn't have universal care. I lived in NYC for 5 years and paid for care...and it was actually as good, or better than up here....but I was lucky...I had a great job and could afford it. Some can't in the US, and that is scary.

if you can't afford it, there's medicare/medicaid. also, you will NEVER be turned down for emergency care, and i'm pretty sure failure to pay those bills will not affect your credit/will not show up on credit reports.

[mr.smokepants]

if you can't afford it, there's medicare/medicaid. also, you will NEVER be turned down for emergency care, and i'm pretty sure failure to pay those bills will not affect your credit/will not show up on credit reports.

So why do people pay for a care plan? I was told I had to buy into the plan where I worked in NYC. I just accepted that.

[TheVHD]

Hang yourself in the shower??? I could understand shampoo-ing your guns hair... and it accidentally goes off in the shower. But haning??? That's crazy talk.

[sailor]

I know....that's what I was going for...You know....Global China taking over the world. You're just smart enough to get it!

smart enough, but lacking a funny-bone!

[mr.smokepants]

yeah these are all great points but who the fuck would wan't to live there?

12 Million Frenchmen can't be wrong!

[OGC]

If Fez was going to masturbate to a tree, it's my guess it would be his family tree.

[Wrecked]

when did this become the ron and lilly show?

[Freakshow]

I know....that's what I was going for...You know....Global China taking over the world. You're just smart enough to get it!

I thought the Chinese were shrinking themselves down very tiny and taking over the world that way? And causeing some sort of respitory disease?

[mr.smokepants]

smart enough, but lacking a funny-bone!

I'm dumb and have the comedic timing of a dried apricot.

[Arch Stanton]

We are all dumber after that last call about the hands being cut off.

[mr.smokepants]

I thought the Chinese were shrinking themselves down very tiny and taking over the world that way? And causeing some sort of respitory disease?

Like the time Scratchy chopped up Itchy while performing Fantasia?

[spadanko]

Dogwood... HA

[sailor]

So why do people pay for a care plan? I was told I had to buy into the plan where I worked in NYC. I just accepted that.

well, i pay for healthcare, you want to take care of yourself. the really poor people are covered by the gov't. for the rest, you don't need to worry aboot some catastrophe wiping you out...to the best of my knowledge.

[TonyRoma]

12 Million Frenchmen can't be wrong!

you choose the FRENCH to make a point? not a very good arguement. plus there's 12 million in NYC alone. I've got no beef w/ canada or you. I was just a little offended when you called me swamp donkey. but i understand it was all in good fun. god bless canada. and someday maybe you guys will start tipping.

[Wrecked]

great call, shark...you have a lot to offer

[Furtherman]

http://www.dvdclassik.com/V2/Critiques/jaws-bonus3.jpg

[mr.smokepants]

you choose the FRENCH to make a point? not a very good arguement. plus there's 12 million in NYC alone. I've got no beef w/ canada or you. I was just a little offended when you called me swamp donkey. but i understand it was all in good fun. god bless canada. and someday maybe you guys will start tipping.

HA! This is the only messageboard that brings together hard-working Puerto Ricans and horribly racist, cheap-ass Canadians! And by "Canadian" I mean "guy who was born in Canada", not the other kind that has been mentioned recently on the Ron and Fez Show. You Rock Roma!

[A1001]

i still cant get over watermellon mechanic... its so funny.

[Wrecked]

i'm online and on the toilet.

we live in miraculous times.

[TonyRoma]

HA! This is the only messageboard that brings together hard-working Puerto Ricans and horribly racist, cheap-ass Canadians! And by "Canadian" I mean "guy who was born in Canada", not the other kind that has been mentioned recently on the Ron and Fez Show. You Rock Roma!

god bless smokey.

[mikebrowne]

Why off mic for Dave? Trouble in paradise?

[spadanko]

So mad i missed the bit with the racist terms...

[mr.smokepants]

i'm online and on the toilet.

we live in miraculous times.

Miraculous, but very graphic times. Sometimes miracles can hurt.

[PD]

Miraculous, but very graphic times. Sometimes miracles can hurt.
as long as there is no paltalk cam in there

[A1001]

Why off mic for Dave? Trouble in paradise?

where is Dave?

[TonyRoma]

Why off mic for Dave? Trouble in paradise?

I think ronny said that he asked dave not to come in to the studio today. not sure why.

[Soupy_Dreck]

Miraculous, but very graphic times. Sometimes miracles can hurt.

If it hurts, then you need more fiber

[Wrecked]

"when you count animals to fall asleep, dont pick an endangered species--because you will run out."

Mitch Hedberg RIP

feb 24, '68 -- march 29, '05

[mikebrowne]

I think ronny said that he asked dave not to come in to the studio today. not sure why.

It was Dave who asked for the off mic day... hmmmm

[atrocity coffee]

Why off mic for Dave? Trouble in paradise?

Lilly took his place?

[Sheeplovr]

Wiki pedia has everything
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Suicides_by_sharp_instrument

[Furtherman]

I think ronny said that he asked dave not to come in to the studio today. not sure why.

Uh oh. Dave asked me for some rope and directions to the bathroom. I gave him some rope and pointed him to the bathroom with the shower.

[A1001]

I think ronny said that he asked dave not to come in to the studio today. not sure why.

probly because his lovestruck jibberish yesterday was making us all sick. who would turn down being a jedi....

[spadanko]

Poor Dave... hope all is ok

[MasterSoySauce]

who killed themself?

[TonyRoma]

It was Dave who asked for the off mic day... hmmmm

Really!?? very interesting. i'm sure it doesn't make ronny very happy. being all tired and what not.

[A1001]

"when you count animals to fall asleep, dont pick an endangered species--because you will run out."

Mitch Hedberg RIP

feb 24, '68 -- march 29, '05

maybe koalas, the cutest infestation ever!

[spadanko]

Arthur Ave sandwiches!!! NICE!!!

[Freakshow]

who killed themself?

Ron Bennington

[A1001]

who killed themself?

someone said Elliott Smith, he stabbed himself in the chest... twice.

[Badinia]

"when you count animals to fall asleep, dont pick an endangered species--because you will run out."

Mitch Hedberg RIP

feb 24, '68 -- march 29, '05

I was thinking about this on my bike this morning. Miss Mitch like crazy.

[OGC]

Ron - "Hey Fez would you hold a sword for me "
Fez - "I would feel terrible"

always turning it around to his feelings.

[hexy68]

maybe koalas, the cutest infestation ever!

How do they get the sesame seeds to stick to the buns?

[Soupy_Dreck]

Arthur Ave sandwiches!!! NICE!!!

They gotta be better than Arthur Ashe sandwiches

[PD]

nice job with the Arthur Ave food

[Furtherman]

Hey Hosp... where's OUR hoagies??

[A1001]

How do they get the sesame seeds to stick to the buns?

there has to be some sesame seed glue, or they are adhesive on one side.


what is a sesame>?

[TonyRoma]

where's bri-bri??? he's a hero. givin blood and what not!!- too funny

[MasterSoySauce]

hoagies and soft pretzels.

[Furtherman]

Hoagies.

That's right all your herowedgiesgrinders.

Hoagies.





Carry on.

[atrocity coffee]

there has to be some sesame seed glue, or they are adhesive on one side.


what is a sesame>?

er... I hope this isn't some inside joke I don't get, but if ya really wanna know, it's an egg wash before baking. Edible glue.

[Furtherman]

Pope Bobo Baby Number 1!

[PD]

oooh, fezzie got nice quip
"It's still gotta taste bad"

[ANC]

er... I hope this isn't some inside joke I don't get, but if ya really wanna know, it's an egg wash before baking. Edible glue.

Listen to some Mitch Hedberg, then you'll get it...

I hear Music.

[A1001]

er... I hope this isn't some inside joke I don't get, but if ya really wanna know, it's an egg wash before baking. Edible glue.

its mitch hedberg... one of the greatest comics ever.

[Wrecked]

er... I hope this isn't some inside joke I don't get, but if ya really wanna know, it's an egg wash before baking. Edible glue.

man, im starvin'!
we got any edible glue back there?

[A1001]

Listen to some Mith Hedberg, then you'll get it...

I hear Music.

really? thats how i take it in too!

[atrocity coffee]

its mitch hedberg... one of the greatest comics ever.

Damn, I knew it.

Oh, well. Thanks.

I'm gonna go make some buns now... I'll just be over there. :)

[ANC]

really? thats how i take it in too!

Thaaaaaaaank you..:thumbup:

[Cleophus James]

there has to be some sesame seed glue, or they are adhesive on one side.


what is a sesame>?
Do they have to peel the backing?

[Cleophus James]

reilly? thats how i take it in too!
there yah go

[Wrecked]

"i dont have a girlfriend, i just know someone who would be mad at me for saying that."

[MasterSoySauce]

really? thats how i take it in too!

if he was still alive you guys wouldnt be saying this, he WAS pretty good, not the GREATEST.

[Badinia]

One of my favorite tenets of Hedbergian thought:

"Me and my friends did acid in the woods, 'cause there was much less chance of running into an authority figure. But we ran into a bear. And that is way more of a buzz kill. One of my friends was raising his right hand and swearing to prevent forest fires. Later, he came up to me and said, "Mitchell. Smokey is way more intense in person."

[A1001]

Do they have to peel the backing?

yes, then stick them to the bun. now they look spectacular!

[Cleophus James]

extra chromazone? yah retarded right?

[Freakshow]

So Fez is a serial killer? Those are the folks with extra x's or y's

[A1001]

if he was still alive you guys wouldnt be saying this, he WAS pretty good, not the GREATEST.

if he was still alive i would be happy to hear more stuff...

and he would still be my second fav.

[TonyRoma]

One of my favorite tenets of Hedbergian thought:

"Me and my friends did acid in the woods, 'cause there was much less chance of running into an authority figure. But we ran into a bear. And that is way more of a buzz kill. One of my friends was raising his right hand and swearing to prevent forest fires. Later, he came up to me and said, "Mitchell. Smokey is way more intense in person."

f'ng hysterical!

[bobrobot]

So Fez is a serial killer? Those are the folks with extra x's or y's

Fezzie is a CEREAL killer!!!

http://www.cvcoffee.com/prod_images_blowup/Cereal-Bowls-Blow-Up1.jpg

[Cleophus James]

cocky and attacking with low selfesteme(its compensation Ron)

[hexy68]

what is a normal ball circumference?

[A1001]

you're blocking the fire exit.

[Cleophus James]

what is a normal ball circumference?
one or both?

[mikebrowne]

Is Fez warming up for an opera? me me me me

[ANC]

Next stop Fez's daydreams...
---------------------------------------
Tappy Tibbons:

He's charasmatic man with a wonderful sense of humor and magical smile. Straight from Pinellas Park, Florida. Let's give a juicy welcome to Ms. Fez Marie Whatley!

The Audience:

JUICE BY FEZZY. JUICE BY FEZZY. WOAH. FEZZY'S GOT JUICE.
---------------------------------------

Anyone??

[Badinia]

you're blocking the fire exit.


Not if I'm flammable, and have legs.

[Wrecked]

you're blocking the fire exit.

no one who is flammable and has legs is blocking a fire exit.

[roefmLI]

Did someone say balls? Wait, I have to go take my meds

[Cleophus James]

Not if I'm flammable, and have legs.
:clap:

[Cleophus James]

no one who is flammable and has legs is blocking a fire exit.
:clap:

[A1001]

Not if I'm flammable, and have legs.

thank you, you restored my faith.

[ANC]

http://www.fanboyx.com/images/me/011/206dream.jpg

[Wrecked]

"i just want to tell the turkey, 'be yourself, brother!'"

[MasterSoySauce]

what did hosp say? i missed it

[A1001]

http://www.fanboyx.com/images/me/011/206dream.jpg

Requium for a dream eh...

[spadanko]

wow that was great.. nice job earl

[A1001]

http://www.fanboyx.com/images/me/011/206dream.jpg

those pills are Synthroid.

[mikebrowne]

He said the N word twice... damn Ron beat me to it.

[ANC]

Requium for a dream eh...
Fezzy gonna come in the studio tomorrow in ripped stockings and a dress "Ron, I'm gonna be on Television"

[spadanko]

Entourage is friggin Awesome... this dude is an ass hat

[Wrecked]

"deadwood"

[MasterSoySauce]

i wonder if something happened with dave and casey.

[sailor]

cya!!

[mikebrowne]

i wonder if something happened with dave and casey.

I think so

[spadanko]

Donk!

Hope all is well dave

[ANC]

Later Bawdysssssss

[mikebrowne]

Donk!

Hope all is well dave
Ditto

[DougieESQ]

No big announcement?!?!?!

[hexy68]

bye all...until the non-birthday show tomorrow

[TheVHD]

23 Ska-doo....

[A1001]

out

[Soupy_Dreck]

I think so

Let's not jinx the boy. Maybe he had a lot of work to do to get ready for the 2 week vacation coming up.

[Arch Stanton]

Donk Thanks Guys, C-YA

[chilibone]

you know, casey's myspace status has her listed as "married" now

maybe the DC connection made it legal last night

[OGC]

you know, casey's myspace status has her listed as "married" now

maybe the DC connection made it legal last night

Maybe thats why Dave was so quiet today

[B.A.C_Cyvault]

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