View Full Version : What Was The Call Ron Got?
Furtherman
03-29-2007, 09:52 AM
Ron got a call last Saturday and has not slept since.
He can't remember the call. He's blocked it out.
What could the news have been that has caused his insomnia?
Earlshog
03-29-2007, 09:55 AM
Could it have been about the Phillies bullpen?
I believe it was a hypnotist that put him under one night at a party and (as a joke) told him he had an acute case of insomnia. He then gave him a phrase to put him under and woke him up.
Saturday afternoon, that hypnotist tracked him down, called him up, and said the phrase.
Furtherman
03-29-2007, 09:57 AM
Someone whispered to him what Jack Bauer whispered to Nina.
JerseyRich
03-29-2007, 09:58 AM
Ron got a call last Saturday and has not slept since.
He can't remember the call. He's blocked it out.
What could the news have been that has caused his insomnia?
It was a called from Dave:
"Hey Ron! I finally got your home address from Earl!"
I think it was
"Ron?"
"Ron Bennington?"
"Ronald Bennington"
cupcakelove
03-29-2007, 10:04 AM
It was Tommy.
I think it was a call from Super Agent Bob Eatman tellin Ron that he was still going to have to split the salary 50-50 with Fez
Mangoat
03-29-2007, 10:05 AM
They're tearing down your old neighborhood Ron.. all that "stuff" you buried back there will be lost forever.
MikeB
03-29-2007, 10:14 AM
It was a call from Fez saying he got "the poootang" the night before from a "hot chick."
Cleophus James
03-29-2007, 10:16 AM
I57 pulled the reads. He is using up his stock.
Judge Smails
03-29-2007, 10:32 AM
Ron is The Manchurian Candidate. The man on the other end of the line gave him the trigger word: Frunkus.
He will now not be able to rest until he kills Anthony Cumia, Dawn's brother.
BoondockSaint
03-29-2007, 10:35 AM
"Ron? It's Beanie. I think it's time we told Dave."
SatCam
03-29-2007, 10:38 AM
The man on the other end informed Ron that he ate his own poo.
Freakshow
03-29-2007, 10:51 AM
I don't know what the caller said. But I know it was coming from inside the house!
Don Stugots
03-29-2007, 11:35 AM
it was wiki, BIG ASS 203 is ready to roll.
Caller: Hi, is this Ron?
Ron: Yeah, whatta ya want?
Caller: Don't go to sleep.
Ron: Ok.
Recyclerz
03-29-2007, 12:54 PM
Someone asked Ron how he's doing one too many times and he finally snapped.
torker
03-29-2007, 01:12 PM
This is United States calling, are we reaching...See he keeps hanging up, and its a man answering...
Ron: Hello?
Caller: Ron, it's Harry Elvis...I'm back from my sabbatical and I'm ready to come back to work.
lleeder
03-29-2007, 01:16 PM
This is United States calling, are we reaching...See he keeps hanging up, and its a man answering...
beep beep...beep beep...beep beep...Is there anybody out there?
KennethC
03-29-2007, 01:28 PM
It was the "phrase that pays."
patsopinion
03-29-2007, 01:42 PM
They're tearing down your old neighborhood Ron.. all that "stuff" you buried back there...
might get dug up
Hottub
03-29-2007, 01:44 PM
It was Rapper. They still gotta take care of that thing.
EliSnow
03-29-2007, 01:49 PM
Someone whispered to him what Jack Bauer whispered to Nina.
I thought it was what Bill Murray whispered to Scarlett Johannson in Lost In Translation, but the caller whispering it to Ron was Crazy Jen.
torker
03-29-2007, 01:49 PM
Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!
HoddTilliard
03-29-2007, 01:53 PM
http://www.teddwebb.com/showcase/where_are_they_now/ron-ron.jpg
Hello Ron. This is Ron. I want back in.
BoondockSaint
03-29-2007, 01:56 PM
"Hi Ron. This is Pyle. Me and Kane are downstairs."
torker
03-29-2007, 02:00 PM
bababooey,bababooey,bababooey,bababooey!!!
SouthSideJohnny
03-29-2007, 02:44 PM
Hello, Mr. Bennington. You met my mom several years ago, and I think you might be my father.
Marc with a c
03-29-2007, 02:46 PM
he found out that his refrigrator was not running.
FezPaul
03-29-2007, 03:01 PM
It was Tommy.
:lol:
AirJordanJoe
03-29-2007, 03:55 PM
They're tearing down your old neighborhood Ron.. all that "stuff" you buried back there will be lost forever.
Or all those people (or as Ron called them "customers in default") will be uncovered.
ralphbxny
03-29-2007, 04:43 PM
Hey Ron !! Love you and love the show!!
SatCam
03-29-2007, 04:44 PM
"Hey Ron, how ya doin?"
Enabler
03-29-2007, 04:45 PM
"You are the one...You must kill Watley"
http://www.matrixunloaded.com/images/contact/neo_phone.jpg
Chigworthy
03-29-2007, 05:36 PM
http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/tetsuo/tetsuo3.jpg
"Mush mush."
Tenbatsuzen
03-29-2007, 05:39 PM
He kept hearing "All Along the Watchtower". He ended up in XM's gym with Travis, Shelle, and Big A.
Furtherman
03-30-2007, 08:14 AM
He kept hearing "All Along the Watchtower". He ended up in XM's gym with Travis, Shelle, and Big A.
HA!
blacknoi
03-30-2007, 08:21 AM
Travolta called Ronnie, and told him what the "gold glow" was in Marsellus Wallace's case.
"We're so sorry
Uncle Albert
But we haven't done a bloody thing all day.
We're so sorry
Uncle Albert
But the kettle's on the boil
and we're so easily called away."
Terry-Two
03-30-2007, 08:31 AM
"Hi Ron. This is Pyle. Me and Kane are downstairs."
Best line of the thread...laughed outloud on that one!!
fatnuts
03-30-2007, 08:57 AM
It was super agent Bob Eatman telling him that the studio who gave him his million dollar advance is expecting the first draft of Murder at the Superbowl by April 1st.
torker
03-30-2007, 09:02 AM
I'm your boyfriend now, Ronny!
http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/04/32/nightmare_elm_st2.jpg
McTool
03-30-2007, 09:31 AM
this week has all been a dream.....he's actually been asleep since Saturday
CofyCrakCocaine
03-30-2007, 09:57 AM
I think maybe we finally know what that phone call was...
mikebrowne
03-30-2007, 10:16 AM
I think maybe we finally know what that phone call was...
Yeah. I'll bet it was the Gail O news.
Jimboach
03-30-2007, 10:17 AM
Yeah. I'll bet it was the Gail O news.
Didn't she just die Wed?
TastelessGinny
03-31-2007, 08:16 PM
Oh come on, it wasn't so bad, all I did was call him and ask for my old job back. Sheesh.
watson
03-31-2007, 08:32 PM
he got a call from Miss Cleo telling him Ryan Howard and Chase Utley will be traded to the Yankees at the trade deadline this year
Billy Staples
03-31-2007, 09:40 PM
Oh come on, it wasn't so bad, all I did was call him and ask for my old job back. Sheesh.
Oh great, now i can't sleep either
staples
PapaBear
03-31-2007, 09:42 PM
The question I want answered is, who is the listener, that lives outside the tri-state area, that Ron wants to kill.
tileslinger
03-31-2007, 10:26 PM
Ron. Are you ready to repay your Don...
Pantywagger
04-01-2007, 08:31 AM
It was Fezzy farting him awake.
The question I want answered is, who is the listener, that lives outside the tri-state area, that Ron wants to kill.
Fallon.
AnnoyedGrunt
04-01-2007, 08:53 AM
"Why don't you pass the time with a game of solitaire? "
Ron grabbed a deck of cards and started to play. He turned over the red queen and here we are.
TastelessGinny
04-01-2007, 01:32 PM
Oh great, now i can't sleep either
staples
LOL STAPLES! NOW!
I actually started a new gig in central Jersey recently, so my specific talents--web links, eating hot sauce, crying on command--are occupied somewhere else. :)
The question I want answered is, who is the listener, that lives outside the tri-state area, that Ron wants to kill.
All of them.
OtisCampbell
04-03-2007, 09:59 PM
"Sorry Ron, we couldn't stop it.....Fezzie got a contract extension".
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