My Glorious 1000th Post! I've done it!

[RF Godfather]

[RonFez Mark gets up on the podium and taps it once]

RonFez Mark: *clears throat* The New York State lotto jackpot is now...

[Crowd looks on confusedly.]

RonFez Mark: Had to do. Always wanted to say that.
*taps the mic lighty* testing 3..2...1..

*feedback*

RonFez Mark: Sorry!

*clears throat once again*

RonFez Mark: I've finally climbed the mountain similar to the legendary footsteps of LTRooster by making it within 2 months and now I can officially say I am a...

"RF REEF REGULAR!"

*tear cascades down my left eye*

RonFez Mark: Make way Heckler, gvac, LTRooster, Horde King1, PanterA, WWFallon, TomPoo, EffMeBoobs, Carter, Pootertoot, Dan, Sheeplovr, Foundry Music Jeff, adolescentmasturbator, skullcrush, girl_germs, IkeaBoy, JustJon, sunndoggy8 AirBilly and all the other 1000+ posters, ads and mods, there's a new guy in the house!

Let out the rebel yell! Grrr! I know you want more! more! MORE! I'm in such a great mood... you know what, all drinks on me till 2:30AM!

*crowd goes nuts except one guy in the back*

Small Feeble Elderly Gentleman: Boo!

RonFez Mark: Who's booing me?!?

[The crowd turns around and recognizes the voice.]

Small Booing Man: It was him guys!

*points at a guy nearby who has his legs crossed and smiling*

Small Booing Man: Let's get him boys!

[The RF.Net mob pounces on him.]

RonFez Mark: Now that's settled, I want to say something to the rest of my people! Hey Gwenny Bear, Meow by the way, PERRYNOID, s&m, Crazy Clare, reeshy, erin moran, "The Late Night Radio Gods themselves" Big Jim and Canadian Bryan, Noellevious, se7en, TheGameHHH, jennitalia, babychanel, Too Cute, njdmmoe, Circus Boy, CYYYFYYY, Mr and Mrs. Thunderlips, Tazz1376, MikeyD, Helen, Lara Croft, BabyNicole, F1Gm3nT, IrishAlkey, angrymissy, F Wad, Koala, Burntrail181, Scott Baio, NJBytch, inkgrrrl, bill bixby, CruelCircus, Tall_James, Gina, FezNotRon, Charlie The Drops Kid, stump12, Austin, little oolong, eggers and all the others I've left behind and the others I've neglected to mention... I'll see you all when you reach the top of the RF.Net Pecking Order with some appetizers and moderately priced libations!

*light pop*

RonFez Mark: Do I know how to throw a party or what?

AnyWHO, I just want to say... "Adrian, I did it!" Meow!

Have a Nice Day!?!

[RonFez Mark pumps his fist in the air as the crowd chants his name as Vince McMahon looks on in disbelief.]

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Vince McMahon: *camera pans to his distraught face* Nooo, nooo... this can't be happening!

RonFez Mark: Now I can act all big in the "RF Power Board Room!" Who's got the Stroke?!? Just playing. Love you all.

PS: I just wanted to share this moment with you all. Without you I don't know what bar I would be in right now. See you on the board guys and girls. Once again, sorry if I forgot to mention any of my friends I've made on the board in my little vignette. Oh yeah, here's a blockbuster, you know for the most part my name is Joey and not Mark but am I the only Asian in the 1000+ RF Secret Society?

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 11-12-01 @ 5:44 AM

[Sheeplovr]

That guy boos at everything

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[Captain Rooster]

This guy rocks!

Great job man...now sign up for the RF Reef Regular beach house and go grab a Heineken from the free beer fridge.


Keep the posts going man...

I expect 2000 posts from you by Christmas!


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This message was edited by LTRooster on 11-11-01 @ 12:14 PM

[reeshy]

Congrats RonFez Mark,

Well deserved kudos!! Keep the door open and have a cold one waiting-i'm right behind you!!!!

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[Noellevious]

::kisses::

Congrats, Mark!

Now, um...go outside or something. ;-)

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I've loved you forever...in lifetimes before...
11. 2. 01.

[Big Jim]

Congrats, you are a member of that exclusive club of people with WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS. Enjoy the moment!! SEEYA!

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[EffMeBoobs]

Man for a 1000th post, this has got to be one of the toppers! Congrats RonFezMarkie! Now you're part of the cool gang. Your initiation into the reef club is to go pull down Joe Poo's pants and take off his poo boxers, put them on your head and go to each of your relatives house. Oh your clothes have to be removed also. ;)

Who is the small booing guy in the back that the mob pounces? Just curious....




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Heckler's my 6 foot hero.

[PanterA]

PanterA: "Hey Mark, you think your a big man now? You think you can just come here and a run a muck? Well listen up big man, you might have the post count but you dont have the power! i challenge you to a match right here...on ronfez.net!!"

::crowd goes crazy::



http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig4I crush the rush. I rule you fool.

[RF Godfather]

[RonFez Mark is sitting on a grey folding chair, talking with a few of the RF.Net members sipping on a Heineken courtesy of LTRooster and is watching the live feed from the ring. An RFW (RonFez Wrestling) veteran superstar, PanterA in full wrestling regalia is responding to the emergence of a newcomer into the "Contenders" spot who is trying to steal his apparent thunder. RonFez Mark passes a quick smirk across his face upon hearing the news and then slowly places his libation on the table nearby. He quickly gets up out of his seat and disappears into a nearby lockerroom that has RF MARK on a golden plaque proudly displayed on the door itself.]

Jim Ross: OH MY GOD! Wha's RonFez Mark going to do now, Paul E? Is he going to accept the challenge?

Paul Heyman: This newcomer, RF Mark has been a thorn in the sides of many RF board members thus far since jumping from the independent boards and he thinks he's going to upstage a cagey former RFW champion, the likes of one PanterA! He got another thing coming! *points at the screen* Don't underestimate your elders! He better watch his back or his nWo-esque RF mob is going to come and find his @$$!

Jim Ross: Watch your mouth King... I mean Paul E, your momma might be watchin!

[On the RF-Tron, the audience can see RF Mark leaving his room. He points behind him and two masked men in suits follows close behind. One individual holds a briefcase.]

RonFez Mark: *camera closes up on his odd looking smile* Hey PanterA, *knocks on the camera* Big boy, I got a proposition for you. I'll make this known in the center of the ring, cut to a commercial break! You want ratings, don't you? This is what we call a teaser. You might learn something from me after all.

Jim Ross: He's right...Paul E. Let's go to a break for our sponsors: RonFez.Net and from inDEMAND for our upcoming annual November RFW mega event, "Fez' Revenge" cuz when you watch inDEMAND, "YOU RULE!"

*cut to a commercial break*

Jim Ross: We are waiting for RonFe...

[The lights go out in the RF Arena and a Dudley Boy-esque pyro hits the rampway. The crowd looks at the rampway in anticipation. Out of the rampway once again to a huge pop is RonFez Mark as "Bodies" by Drowning Pool and those two masked men follow suit into the center of the squared circle.]

Jim Ross: Who are those guys accompanying RonFez Mark, King?

Paul Heyman: *stares at JR angerly* What the f*ck did you just call me? Aren't we on O and A delay? My mistake if that didn't get bleeped out. JR, I'm Paul Heyman not a fat piece of trailerpark trash that wears a Burger King crown on his fat head!

[RonFez Mark asks for a mic and Lillian Garcia hands him one as he kisses her hand. She blushes and returns to her seat by the cowbell. At this point, he gets up on each turnbuckle and gives the familiar Benoit "thumb to throat" taunt as flash bulbs pop wildly into the night. RonFez Mark stands in the center of the ring and nods his head as those two mysterious men stand nearby.]

RonFez Mark: OK, it looks as though since I made my little speech about getting into the special elite "contenders" position of the RF Pecking Order, I've already had quite a few detractors. Vince, dad, how come? You didn't think I would wait forever and let Shane and my "sister" hee hee Stephanie with that beautiful smile, tiny waist and gigantic... *sticks tongue backin his mouth* I digress. Sorry, well Dad I had to do something and I finally have gotten into the big time! I am finally at the top of this business with the living legends like Ric Flair, Ron and Fez obviously, my favorites as you can see, LTRooster, Heckler and the others. You weren't going to give me my just due and passed me the torch, well Dad I just took it away from you like Mick did to you in 1999! Remember Dad! You thought that was bad, you have not seem nothing yet! I think I am about to finally break into the top and then out of nowhere comes out good old, RFW vet PanterA *huge pop*, a legendary mod to protest my membership! Hey PanterA, you think

[EffMeBoobs]

Ok what did he just say? I have a headache. Anyone have the short version?

I do have to hand it RFMarkie for such a long post. I present you the "You've Got Wayyyy Too Much Time On Your Hands" award or the "You Can Type Supersonically Fast" award. I don't know which one I'd rather have more.

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Heckler's my 6 foot hero.

[Charlie The Drops Kid]

Wow... RonFez Mark is also the king of the huge posts.

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[Pootertoot]

Maybe they were saying "Boo-Urns"

And you're only in the 1000 post club. Wait til you get to 2000, THAT'S when you get the korean personal attendant. Never gotten a gumjob this good before, even from Grandma.

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[RF Godfather]

Thanks for all the nice words on this accomplishment for me. That last post I wrote was in response to PanterA. He wanted me to make it sound like a WWF storyline.

PanterA, it's all on you buddy!

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[Gwen]

Meow, meow congratulations kiddo! I feel even futher behind now, but I'll get over it.

By the way, do you have anyclue as to how hard it is to read that long post when you were out drinking til 7 am and hungover as hell. Its not easy, but it was funny.

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[Sunrisa]

some people cant step away from the mic...

hehe..
way to gooo ronfezmark whos name aint really mark.
do you want an explantion...? no?
well...it has something to do with a mark being a fan of something...i dunno..
im kinda slow ...

anyway "mark", im proud, envious and happy for you.
rock on uberposter. rock on.



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thank you rooster.

stand united.

[Fallon]

The board is chanting your screen name!

RONFEZ MARK!
RONFEZ MARK!
RONFEZ MARK!

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[Noellevious]

it has something to do with a mark being a fan of something


:-) I just got that. My rassling fan vocab would have kicked in earlier had I known before yesterday what his real name was. ;-)

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[Tazz1376]

Congratulations "Mark". I appreciate the cheap plugs. These last two posts are much more original than anything I could come up with. Does he win any prizes for longest post?

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[little oolong]

ronfez mark, are you somehow related to eggers?

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[TheGameHHH]

Well RFMark, I don't have much to say other thank Congrats man. I know I won't be able to come up with a long post like you, but I just wanted to say you rock and thank you so much for the little plug. I think I'm starting to feel like one of the gang. LOL, anyway, once again Congrats, I hope to meet you in the 1000 post club someday.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

[Gvac]

Congratulations and welcome aboard, my man! You are not officially a Reef Regular until you host a blowout bash at your house, though. E-Mail me with the details and I'll spread the word. Thanks.

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[PanterA]

JR: "Well Paul moments ago we heard the comments made by RF Mark. Can you believe how he's managed to align himself with Money INC.?"

PH: "Actually I thought Money INC. would have higher standard."

JR: "Well Paul I don't...."

BOOM!!!

[an explosion rips through the 35,000 fans packed inside Madison Square Garden, followed by a thunderous riff off the guitar of Dimebag Darrell]

::The crowd erupts::

[The music sets the fans in a frenzy. Sections of the audience erupt into mosh pits. Fire balls ignite and a flaming PanterA sign that lowers onto the right of the ramp.]

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[PanterA enters the arena and marches his way towards the ring.]

::The crowd chants Pan - Ter - A. Pan - Ter - A. Pan - Ter - A::

JR: "That can only be one man Paul, and it looks like he has something he wants to say!"

PH: "This idiot thinks he can come here and disrupt a perfectly civil..."

[PanterA marches around the ring and stops in front of the announce table]

PH: "...JR you have no right saying those things about such a fine man..."

[PanterA reaches over and slams Paul-E's head against the table. Then grabs a live mic and a steal chair and enters the ring.]

JR: "Serves you right Paul."

PanterA: "Cut my music!!"

[Music stops on a dime.]

PanterA: "I come here today, and the second I get into the building I have business suit pansies shoving video tape in face. Then when I do turn on the tape I see rf marks sissy ass running his mouth like he's got a pair!"

::Crowd cheers::

PanterA: "First of all RF Mark..."

::Crowd sounds with mixed cheers and boos::

PanterA: "When I challenged you last Thursday, I didn't see you come running down that ramp like the idiot you are and take on PanterA one on one. I kinda remember see you cowering off in a limo like the no good pussy McMahn you are!"

::Crowd explodes::

JR: "That's true Paul."

PanterA: "Then you come here tonight in front of 35,000 of MY fans..."

::Crowd chants Pan - Ter - A::

[PanterA climbs to the second turnbuckle and raises the steel chair into the air]

PH: "That man is a fool how dare he attack me the way he did!"

JR: "You better watch out Paul he's liable to do it again"

PanterA: "You come here tonight, align yourself with two of wrestlings most washed up members..."

::Crowd laughs::

PanterA: "And that's when they were in their prime..."

::Crowd laughs harder::

PH: "He has some nerve talking about the worlds richest tag team like that."

JR: "ahh shut up Paul"

PanterA: "Then you go and as far as I see it....bribe me to leave you alone with wrestlings stupidest belt EVER! You cant buy me! You cant scare me! YOU CANT BEAT ME!!!"

::Crowd cheers::

JR: "I wouldn't want to be RF Mark right now Paul."

PanterA: "You say you want to take this to a PPV? YOU'RE NOT WORTH A PPV!!! You're not even worth a regular match on Sunday Night Heat!! So I'll tell you what I'm going to do. First I'm going to announce my alliance tonight, and it's this chair right here! THEN I'm going to leave this ring...walk back to your locker room and beat the EVER LIVING DAY LIGHTS OUT OF YOU!!!"

::Crowd goes nuts!::

[PanterA drops the mic, his music starts and he walks out of the ring with the chair and matches out of the arena.]

JR: "It's going to be a crazy night Paul"

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This message was edited by PanterA on 11-11-01 @ 10:06 PM

[RF Godfather]

I'll get back with you soon enough with another diamond studded gem of an rp, my friend, PanterA.

The war has been waged! Of course you know now this is war!

Do you want to make a RWF RP Fed, PanterA? Seems like many of these guys could get a kick out of it. Just a thought.

Now let me comment on the many well wishers that have graced my "special" thread. Thanks again guys.

That guy boos at everythingYeah he does, Sheeplovr. O don't know why though. Thanks for the "congratulations" I think. LOL.=)
This guy rocks!

Great job man...now sign up for the RF Reef Regular beach house and go grab a Heineken from the free beer fridge.

Keep the posts going man...

I expect 2000 posts from you by Christmas!
You rock as well, legendary RF poster, LTRooster. Thanks for the invite. I'll sign in. I'll take you up on the offer. I'll try to reach 2000 sir but I don't trhink I'm ready! I don't think I'm ready! I'm weak... lol
Well deserved kudos!! Keep the door open and have a cold one waiting-i'm right behind you!!!! reeshy, the beer will be waiting for you. I told you already reeshy, I will have the "appetizers and moderately priced libations when you arrive. I'll hook you up!
um...go outside or something. Thanks Noellevious, I haven't seen the light of day since... ummm, *channeling Black Earl from the Future* must be sometime in 19-ought 2... he he
Congrats, you are a member of that exclusive club of people with WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS. Enjoy the moment!! SEEYA!Thanks Late Night Radio God. I need to use my hands for something more productive. Any takers, ladies?
Man for a 1000th post, this has got to be one of the toppers! Congrats RonFezMarkie! Now you're part of the cool gang. Your initiation into the reef club is to go pull down Joe Poo's pants and take off his poo boxers, put them on your head and go to each of your relatives house. Oh your clothes have to be removed also.

Who is the small booing guy in the back that the mob pounces? Just curious....
Thanks, it will be a challenge EFFMeBoobs, but if I must... I must... but I ain't eating that turkey he's serving to my left. UGH! AWFUL!
The one booing in the back is a Simpson reference.
Wow... RonFez Mark is also the king of the huge posts.Thanks Charlie. I try but I know other people could post longer... somewhere... out there...lalalla Whoops.
And you're only in the 1000 post club. Wait til you get to 2000, THAT'S when you get the korean personal attendant. Never gotten a gumjob this good before, even from Grandma.Pootertoot, can't wait for the 2000 special...
By the way, do you have anyclue as to how hard it is to read that long post when you were out drinking til 7 am and hungover as hell. Its not easy, but it was funny. I know the feeling, I know the struggle. Gwen, you rock. Meow!
anyway "mark", im proud, envious and happy for you.
rock on uberposter. rock on.
Thanks S&m. You are one of my favs. =)
The board is chanting your screen name! Thanks for the support WWFallon!
Congratulations "Mark". I appreciate the cheap plugs. These last two posts are much more original than anything I could come up with. Does he win any prizes for longest post?Do I win any prizes? No prob. A cheap pop or plug is no problem for me, my pleasure, thanks for dropping a note.
ronfez mark, are you somehow related to eggers?If I say yes do I get in?
Well RFMark, I don't have much to say other thank Congrats man. I know I won't be able to come up with a long post like you, but I just wanted to say you rock and thank you so much for the little plug. I think I'm starting to feel like one of the gang. LOL, anyway, once again Congrats, I hope to meet you in the 1000 post club someday. Good to make you feel at home TheGameHHH. I'll see you here with my hoard of few beer and women, and children for Pooter and Sheep.;)
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[RF Godfather]

I expect 2000 posts from you by Christmas!Rooster, it's before Christmas isn't it? Mission accomplished!

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