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lleeder
03-31-2007, 11:22 AM
After Fez's party me and Arch took the train back to Long Island on the Babylon Line which runs on the south shore of Long Island. There was this group of guys in our car with this one busty scantily clad chick. She was popping out of her top like crazy. She walked in out of the train cars while one guy would follow her around. When the train reached the Wantaugh stop the guy following the girl had left the train and was getting his ass beat on the platform. All of the rest of his friends tried to get off the train but the doors had already closed. They watched as their frend got pummeled. They were hitting the call box and one drunken ass said he was gonna jump between the train cars to get out of the moving train. Arch told them to relax and that the train wasn't gonna stop until the next stop which was Seaford. They all got off at Seaford and I guess took a cab back to Wantaugh to help their friend.

Arch convinced me that the girl wasnt into the guy following her around and had orchastrated him getting his ass beat. He said that the girl and guy had gotten off the train and people were waiting to beat the guys ass. The girl then got back on the train and seemed innocent to the rest of her friends. I agreed with this asessment of the situation.

Today at around noon I walk into a pizza place on the north shore of Long Island. I hear this guy finishing up a story about beating some kids ass on the platform of the Wantaugh train station. I turn to him and say " I was on that train". I then go in detail about everything that happened. He was in shock. It turns out that it wasn't some big plan by the girl. She walked out of the train with her boyfriend. The pizzaplace guy said "Hey you have a hot girlfriend" the guy got pissed and wanted to fight but he stupidly left his friends in the train. The guys on the platform kicked his ass and were pointing at the helpless friends in the train while they did it. The ran from the cops.

I just thought it was strange how all these things lined up neatly for me to witness.

led37zep
03-31-2007, 11:33 AM
Oh ya? Well I got a coffee today and nothing exciting happened at all, but you don't see me bragging about it.


Moral of your story: Hot chick= bad news

J.Clints
03-31-2007, 11:44 AM
I went to Captain Ds today and I saw nothing. Damn the life you guys live is amazing.....

PapaBear
03-31-2007, 11:48 AM
I went to Captain Ds today and I saw nothing. Damn the life you guys live is amazing.....
The fact that you ate Captain D's, and lived to post about, is the most amazing story ever.

Judge Smails
03-31-2007, 11:49 AM
lleeder, your life is a movie.
A ghee ghee ghee!

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e199/Marosmed/warriors_movie_poster.jpg

cougarjake13
03-31-2007, 12:36 PM
lleeder, your life is a movie.
A ghee ghee ghee!

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e199/Marosmed/warriors_movie_poster.jpg


i was thinking the same thing

J.Clints
03-31-2007, 12:38 PM
The fact that you ate Captain D's, and lived to post about, is the most amazing story ever.

I am so thankful.

Don Stugots
03-31-2007, 12:39 PM
how is this for a story? Today, i woke up and was grouchy.

cougarjake13
03-31-2007, 12:41 PM
how is this for a story? Today, i woke up and was grouchy.

well thats only one half of the story

whats the ending ??

J.Clints
03-31-2007, 12:46 PM
how is this for a story? Today, i woke up and was grouchy.

WOW. That is amazing.

Jughead
03-31-2007, 12:52 PM
how is this for a story? Today, i woke up and was grouchy...My Package must have arrived????Sorry Stu....:sad:

Jughead
03-31-2007, 12:54 PM
..My Package must have arrived????Sorry Stu....:sad:..I hope the girls in the office that put the address on it for me didnt get your name wrong???:smile:

CofyCrakCocaine
03-31-2007, 12:56 PM
how is this for a story? Today, i woke up and was grouchy.

Me too! And punchy. Easily aggravated. Emotionally wounded, for no reason considering all the love showered upon me last night. Most of all, my brain feels like it's gasping for air.
Alcohol really messes with the gray matter.

King Hippos Bandaid
03-31-2007, 01:22 PM
My Story When My Bro and I left wasnt soo exciting

We went over the Lincoln Tunnel, Went to the Rest Stop Roy Rogers, I wanted a Roast beef, they guy would only make Chicken Sandwiches, I ate 2 Chicken Sandwiches

furie
03-31-2007, 02:08 PM
damn, i was so hoping this was going to be about trains fighting...

Arch Stanton
03-31-2007, 02:18 PM
Ok, this is what I saw, and this is the part you slept through Lleeder. She sat by us, alone, and called somebody at 1:10am or so, yelling at them to pick her up at Wantagh Station. She then laid down for 5 mins.
Then she pops up, staggers down the car to her crew and starts calling them assholes. Then she walk through, one guy follows, she says stay away from me you shit head.
Train stops at Wantagh, we see the group of 5 or so walking up to the guy, who is walking backwards as we are all ready moving.
His crew starts going birdshit. Stop the train. They are screaming he is getting the shit kicked out of him. Slamming the red lights above the doors, stop the train.
I say your not stopping the train. The girl all of a sudden starts to come back into the car, trying to call, I guess her ride. I say, there's your problem. One guy stands in between the cars, saying he is gonna jump off to help his friend, I say knock it off, we are going 60 miles per hour.
He comes back in, yelling at the girl, why did he get off? She half answers them, they are punching the walls of the train.
Train stops at Seaford, the next stop, they get off, and Lleeder said they could catch a cab.

Don Stugots
03-31-2007, 02:20 PM
well thats only one half of the story

whats the ending ??

i am on the couch and will drink a beer or two to tonight, watch a movie and walk the dog.

J.Clints
03-31-2007, 02:21 PM
Ok, this is what I saw, and this is the part you slept through Lleeder. She sat by us, alone, and called somebody at 1:10am or so, yelling at them to pick her up at Wantagh Station. She then laid down for 5 mins.
Then she pops up, staggers down the car to her crew and starts calling them assholes. Then she walk through, one guy follows, she says stay away from me you shit head.
Train stops at Wantagh, we see the group of 5 or so walking up to the guy, who is walking backwards as we are all ready moving.
His crew starts going birdshit. Stop the train. They are screaming he is getting the shit kicked out of him. Slamming the red lights above the doors, stop the train.
I say your not stopping the train. The girl all of a sudden starts to come back into the car, trying to call, I guess her ride. I say, there's your problem. One guy stands in between the cars, saying he is gonna jump off to help his friend, I say knock it off, we are going 60 miles per hour.
He comes back in, yelling at the girl, why did he get off? She half answers them, they are punching the walls of the train.
Train stops at Seaford, the next stop, they get off, and Lleeder said they could catch a cab.

Then what happened?

Arch Stanton
03-31-2007, 02:22 PM
Then what happened?

Well done. Very funny.

ppanda
04-02-2007, 07:21 PM
Nice story Arch and Lleeder-
You should keep going with it..Maybe it will be turned into a Scorcese film.
I love witnessing drama like that....insane

ppanda
04-02-2007, 07:29 PM
I wish my train ride home was as exciting. I just cracked open a fosters oil can- put on my ipod and zoned out.
The only excitement I had going home was two cops riding my tail as I was driving home from the train station.

Friday
04-02-2007, 07:33 PM
this girl sounds like a class act.

and why wouldn't a guy just take that as a compliment.... 'why yes, I do have a very hot girlfriend.'

guys are dumb.

PapaBear
04-02-2007, 07:40 PM
this girl sounds like a class act.

and why wouldn't a guy just take that as a compliment.... 'why yes, I do have a very hot girlfriend.'

guys are dumb.
Not all of us. I always loved it when guys said my girlfriend or wife was hot. I never minded them dancing with guys either. I always knew she was going home with me.

ppanda
04-02-2007, 07:44 PM
Not all of us. I always loved it when guys said my girlfriend or wife was hot. I never minded them dancing with guys either. I always knew she was going home with me.

Same here..in fact one of my girlfriends got pissed at me cuz i didnt get jealous at all. She accused me of not truly carng about our relationship or her.

Kevin
04-02-2007, 07:44 PM
this girl sounds like a class act.

and why wouldn't a guy just take that as a compliment.... 'why yes, I do have a very hot girlfriend.'

guys are dumb.

Agreed 100%

Friday
04-02-2007, 08:11 PM
Same here..in fact one of my girlfriends got pissed at me cuz i didnt get jealous at all. She accused me of not truly carng about our relationship or her.

See ... that girl was just stoopit.
I can see if a guy is being very disrespectful or touching or something really inappropriate.
But otherwise... yeah my chick is hot! Go me! lol

And I take back my previous post - "SOME guys are lame" :)

Fez4PrezN2008
04-02-2007, 08:13 PM
damn, i was so hoping this was going to be about trains fighting...
Me too... what a let down.
http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/Train_20wreck_207_20smash_20050215_small.jpg

RoseBlood
04-02-2007, 10:01 PM
I dunno, perhaps I'm being prudish but I find it a bit tacky and disrespectful for a random stranger to say that to another guy about his chick. I really don't see it as a compliment, am I alone in this?

Also, yeah I agree with ppanda, a guy shouldn't feel threatened or jealous in this particular instance. It's not like the girls going home with the guy.

patsopinion
04-03-2007, 01:16 AM
this girl sounds like a class act.

and why wouldn't a guy just take that as a compliment.... 'why yes, I do have a very hot girlfriend.'

guys are dumb.

because he prob wasnt hitting it
its common
if you ever see a guy with a chick and hes constantly looking around and "mean mugging" with his chick it means that he isnt getting any/its very rare
this is actually true on a greater scale, thats how guys act with limited sex

sr71blackbird
04-03-2007, 01:44 AM
I did THIRTY push-ups this morning!!

Bob Impact
04-03-2007, 09:06 AM
I dunno, perhaps I'm being prudish but I find it a bit tacky and disrespectful for a random stranger to say that to another guy about his chick. I really don't see it as a compliment, am I alone in this?

Also, yeah I agree with ppanda, a guy shouldn't feel threatened or jealous in this particular instance. It's not like the girls going home with the guy.

I completely agree with this.

And personally, I haven't ever been jealous of Sarah ever, I know where she and I stand, and if I didn't I wouldn't be so tied up in our relationship that I would be jealous.

EliSnow
04-03-2007, 09:11 AM
I'm sorry. I didn't get past the part about the busty girl popping out of her top like crazy. What else happened?

reeshy
04-03-2007, 12:18 PM
Hey LLeader.....in 1974.....I was assigned to the new years celebration at Times Square....but we did'nt have transportion.....so I had to take a subway down there from the bronx...I saw something like that on the train.....this guy was beating on a girl...so I got involved....that was was my first broken nose......and his first broken face.........When we came to 125st station....there were were 10 transit cops waiting for us....guess who won????

Marc with a c
04-03-2007, 12:34 PM
the 10 transit cops.

Marc with a c
04-03-2007, 12:35 PM
I completely agree with this.

And personally, I haven't ever been jealous of Sarah ever, I know where she and I stand, and if I didn't I wouldn't be so tied up in our relationship that I would be jealous.

where's sarah?

Bob Impact
04-03-2007, 12:59 PM
where's sarah?

Come to think of it, I don't know...

I BET SHE'S WITH SOMEONE ELSE!

DAMN YOU HORSEPANTS! YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE!!!!!!!

sailor
04-03-2007, 01:11 PM
this girl sounds like a class act.

and why wouldn't a guy just take that as a compliment.... 'why yes, I do have a very hot girlfriend.'

guys are dumb.

i think you also have to take into account how the guy said it. (not that i know how he did.)

SarahImpact
04-04-2007, 07:11 PM
I completely agree with this.

And personally, I haven't ever been jealous of Sarah ever, I know where she and I stand, and if I didn't I wouldn't be so tied up in our relationship that I would be jealous.

Kissy Faces!!!!:wub:

Wallower
04-04-2007, 07:47 PM
...no time is a good time
for goodbye

Midkiff
04-04-2007, 07:52 PM
Me too! And punchy. Easily aggravated. Emotionally wounded, for no reason considering all the love showered upon me last night. Most of all, my brain feels like it's gasping for air.
Alcohol really messes with the gray matter.

EEEEEEWWWWWW!