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TooCute
11-11-2001, 07:18 PM
1. Gvac is not a male
whore, since male whores
are pimps.
2. NC is integrated now.
They let coloureds drive
cars!
3. I'm skeery.
4. Watch out for those damn
bloody icicles if you're ever
in Alaska, ladies. Or if yu've
got 'roids, gents.
5. Lea surfs for food.
6. Byrd is still stuck in 1996.
7. Skiierz get anthrax! 4 reel!
8. WE GOT THUGZ!
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Pootertoot
11-11-2001, 07:25 PM
I learned:
1. We're scared of Anthrax in Alaska because we're surrounded by white powder.
2. In Alaskan winters, you don't have to shave your pubes, they break right off.
3. Seperate, but equal. Don't drink from my fountain.
4. We love the musical stylings of Jeff Bridges
5. Jim's never seen a negro in a NASCAR race.
6. They only type one-handed in NC.
7. Gwen owes me a spanking for saying she smells like vinegar.
8. I'M THE LEPRECHAUNNNNNNNNN
9. They kill Samoans for fun in Byrd, the center of our country's economy and terrorist target #1
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JustJon
11-11-2001, 07:26 PM
I learned TooCute is changing her name to 2kyoot
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TooCute
11-11-2001, 07:30 PM
Jst kEpin it reel 4 da thugz,
son. Dont B so LATE!
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Tazz1376
11-11-2001, 07:32 PM
9. They kill Samoans for fun in Byrd, the center of our country's economy and terrorist target #1
You forgot to mention that Byrd is the "best in the u s of a", and you need an invite to go there.
Also, they have people going to toothbrush school in NC.
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Pootertoot
11-11-2001, 07:33 PM
I got SS in a bag, yo. Werd.
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1. I learned that if you have a good enough understanding of phonics you can find a new way to spell anything.
2. People from alaska are not only wierd, but skeery, and easily offended when you mention pork and vagina in the same sentence.
3. Pootertoot, my son, is really sweet melissa and he/she/it is 33 and tired of getting spankings.
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TooCute
11-11-2001, 07:41 PM
Not only are the coloureds
allowed on the BUSES in
NC, they're even allowed in
the BEDS! They're raising
MU-LATT-OS down there!
This message was edited by TooCute on 11-11-01 @ 11:46 PM
EffMeBoobs
11-11-2001, 07:45 PM
I've learned that TooCute would be a very cute mulatto. I've also learned that TooCute needs a road trip to NC to see it's not all about the skeerys. The coastline is mulatto-free!
I've also learned that Tazz is very intelligent in the field of dental insurance benefits in NC.
I've learned that GVAC has 12 football points and I have 8, so in essence he is a whore! (but I still love him)
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Pootertoot
11-11-2001, 07:47 PM
1 learned that the Black Panthers shot up the KKK, and they don't have berets, they have drivebys.
The last black person I saw was Bryant Gumbell
They have an outhouse at the new bar, so I don't have to worry about those fuckin Inuits spearing me when I stumble out to take a piss!
And TooCute keeps a hot water pot by the bed in case her fucking roommates get stuck together.
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Circus Boy
11-11-2001, 08:42 PM
i learned that if you leave the damn aol chat room for 5 mins you're right out of the loop
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Burntrail
11-11-2001, 08:44 PM
I don't think I learned anything... :)
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CruelCircus
11-12-2001, 02:52 AM
I learned there's an AOL chat room... :-)
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They counted wrong." - Ronny Reagan
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I learned that thin mints narrowly edge out peanut butter sandwich as the favorite Girl Scout cookie, and that any time 3 or more people are talking at once, it can drive a man insane.
PS - My new AIM name is "RnF Gvac", so make sure to invite me to the next one. I like going crazy.
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JustJon
11-12-2001, 07:34 PM
I learned to fear the powdered donuts
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IrishAlkey
11-12-2001, 07:53 PM
I learned TooCute's sister is afraid of us. :)
Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!
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