**CONTEST** AL DUKES INDIAN NAME **CONTEST** [Archive]

FMJeff

11-11-2001, 09:07 PM

***********************
CONTEST PRIZE GIVEAWAY
***********************
The Contest:
Come up with the best Indian name for Al based on the picture to the left.
For example: Dances with Men

The funniest name, as judged by our panel of RonFez.Net moderators, will win ONE (1) of ANY ticket to ANY music event in the continental US under $100. This does NOT include airfare, but we recommend Jet Blue as your carrier. This is not sponsored by the Ron & Fez Show or any of its sponsors/affiliates.

THE RULES
1) Limit to one ticket under $100 to any event in the contintental United States.
2) All tickets are subject to availability. In other words, we will buy the ticket of your choice from Ticketmaster or other ticket buying service, but if they're sold out, tough titty.
3) You can only enter once. Any additional postings in this thread will be deleted.
4) Any posts in this thread that do not contain an indian name submission will be deleted.
5) You must be a member of RonFez.Net to play.
6) This ticket is for MUSIC events only. Does not apply to sporting, theater, or commercial events.
7) Do not call the Ron & Fez show to play. You can ONLY enter on RonFez.Net.
8)YOU CAN EDIT your post if you don't like your submission.
9) WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN DECEMBER 7th, MY BIRTHDAY!

HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK!!!

JEFF

Jeff Shain
WebMaster
http://www.foundrymusic.com

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This message was edited by FoundryMusicJeff on 11-12-01 @ 1:31 AM

IkeaBoy

11-11-2001, 09:28 PM

Chief Wets His Pants (not great, I know but it's the first thing that came to mind)- this will be my one post.

Question: if we think of a better name, can we edit the original post?

YES. - FMJEFF
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Pro-War NYU Student. We're not all peace fags.
FILM REPORT: Don't Say a Word, 13 Ghosts sucks...Mullholland Drive rules

This message was edited by FoundryMusicJeff on 11-12-01 @ 1:38 AM

deckert

11-11-2001, 10:07 PM

Chief Sitting Dull

<img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bohdanee/myhomepage/andy.jpg">
I'm from nowhere.

Trojan_rabbit

11-11-2001, 11:41 PM

Big chief Round Belly

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This message was edited by FoundryMusicJeff on 11-12-01 @ 1:21 PM

RF Johnny

11-11-2001, 11:52 PM

BIG CHIEF SMALL BERRIES!!
SEEYAAA

Remember; Your only as young as the woman you feel!

girl germs

11-11-2001, 11:58 PM

i thought of a name!!!

He Who Sits At Home Al Dukes

woo!

do i win???

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keinmehr

11-12-2001, 12:01 AM

** ENTRY DISQUALIFIED. **
YOU CAN ONLY ENTER ONCE.
-FMJEFF

This message was edited by FoundryMusicJeff on 11-12-01 @ 1:22 PM

Dirtybird11

11-12-2001, 12:16 AM

Chief Soggy PAnts.

<img src="http://members.aol.com/erinmoran01/images/image1.jpg" height=100 width=300>
wishin and hopin and prayin=)

This message was edited by PERRYNOID on 11-12-01 @ 4:21 AM

RF Godfather

11-12-2001, 01:09 AM

High Chief Weak Bladder
http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/rfmark.jpg
<marquee>I am the One who reeks of "limited" rockedness! Meow!</marquee>

This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 11-12-01 @ 4:34 PM

F Wad

11-12-2001, 03:59 AM

chief books no guests

<IMG SRC="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OAComSigPics/files/canweseeyourstuff%20/bigasscard.jpg">

aka canweseeyourstuff from o&a.com

Amuse2KAOS

11-12-2001, 04:12 AM

OK, last time I willchange this...BIG CHIEF SITS IN YELLOW WITH HEAD UP ASS

And he's a chief based on the sad yet true fact that in a way he's the chief...albeit a bad one...of Ron and fez since he IS the producer...so in my twisted mind...he's chief...so there

I would love to be funny, but I keep getting stuck on the fact that I suck...wow, that rhymes...

<img border=0 src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/amused2chaos/myhomepage/eye2.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US width=300 height=100>

Yea, that's actually me in the pic... amused2chaos@aol.com , my motto...JUST DEAL WITH IT...love me?? please???

This message was edited by Amuse2KAOS on 11-15-01 @ 5:27 PM

TooCute

11-12-2001, 04:31 AM

Okay, I'm sorry, but that's
supposed to be a CHIEF?

Sorry, I know it's wearing
pants and all, but looks like
a squaw to me!!

Squaw Face-in-shadows

<img src="http://gvac.50megs.com/images/toocute2.jpg">

Gvac

11-12-2001, 04:41 AM

OK, guaranteed winner in the "bad pun" category:

Chief "Wig"-Um (get it? You know, like the Simpsons character)

<img src="http://gvac.50megs.com/images/capsig.jpg">
I bow to Lt. Rooster for this sig pic

Ricky

11-12-2001, 05:43 AM

Here is Al Dukes Indian Name..
Chief Broken rubber.

mrbungle

11-12-2001, 06:46 AM

How about...Chief Balls On Nose?

It's not funny, my ass is on fire...

BalzonHooky

11-12-2001, 07:22 AM

**ENTRY DISQUALIFIED**
YOU CAN ONLY ENTER ONCE!!!
-FM JEFF

This message was edited by FoundryMusicJeff on 11-12-01 @ 1:23 PM

brodieman

11-12-2001, 07:25 AM

ok, ok only one name...

chief knockem-over gameingtable :)

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Do you smell something burning?

The world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it?

This message was edited by brodieman on 11-12-01 @ 4:27 PM

JerseyRich

11-12-2001, 07:41 AM

Cheif T Bag

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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 11-13-01 @ 10:00 AM

Burntrail

11-12-2001, 07:58 AM

Al Dukes' Indian Name:

GownSaWeeWee(Going-SA-We-We) = Meaning "Yellow River down the Leg"

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"Yeah, I've got a Tattoo..."

Captain Rooster

11-12-2001, 08:31 AM

Chief Pumpy 5 Time

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This message was edited by LTRooster on 11-12-01 @ 6:41 PM

FMJeff

11-12-2001, 09:25 AM

GUYS,

You can only enter ONCE. That does not mean 3 names in one post. I have edited all the people who didn't understand. Feel free to edit the posts again with ONE indian name.

Jeff

Jeff Shain
WebMaster
http://www.foundrymusic.com

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TomPoo

11-12-2001, 09:41 AM

Cheif Impulsive Excitement which means in Indian:

"One who takes major vacations at Six Flags"

from the Daily Gorge Forman Grilled Chicken Dinner tribe

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JerseyTim

11-12-2001, 10:49 AM

Chief Spews on Sweatshirt

Go Peacocks!
tim

JustinR

11-12-2001, 10:53 AM

Chief hava no hair

<img src="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OAComSigPics/files/roweLENTless/lentRF.jpg">

TheGameHHH

11-12-2001, 11:06 AM

High Chief Five Pumps.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

<IMG SRC="http://www.burntrailradio.com/RFnetTheGameHHH.jpg">

emted938

11-12-2001, 11:13 AM

Chief Needs Butch Men

Later

Mad Dogg

11-12-2001, 11:50 AM

"Dances With Morons" comes to mind.

PEACE!

Silly Puddy

11-12-2001, 02:00 PM

Chief Sucks Life Out of Show

I think, therefore I am.....a moron.

skullcrush

11-12-2001, 02:11 PM

big chief piss-n-puke

<IMG SRC="http://wwfallon.homestead.com/files/RFnetskullcrush.gif">
"this sig was brought to you by wwfallon"

Tall_James

11-12-2001, 02:28 PM

In the spirit of Pocahontos - "Poca-clueless"

<IMG SRC=http://www.squaresville.com/clipart/retro/party/toast.gif>

Jester

11-12-2001, 02:28 PM

Chief Al Yellowbow

<center> <img src="http://home.nj.rr.com/jesternj/pics/jester2.jpg"> </center>

Se7en

11-12-2001, 02:29 PM

Chief Pissing Homo of the Five Pump Tribe.

<img border="0" src="http://Se7enRFNet.homestead.com/files/RFnetSe7en.jpg" width="300" height="100">

Thank you, WWFallon! You are my Olympic Hero!

"Being a bastard WORKS."
--Spider Jerusalem

bignykid

11-12-2001, 04:47 PM

al"s indian name ; running prison bitch

vegeta

11-12-2001, 05:22 PM

Chief Sad Five Pumps

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"You don't know who I am? Fool! Don't make me bitch-slap you!"
</center>

This message was edited by vegeta on 11-12-01 @ 9:29 PM

Doogie

11-12-2001, 05:30 PM

Clumsy foozball

CYA!!!!!!! "When the wind no longer calls to you, perhaps it is time to remember your name"-Elegos A'Kla
"get your balls out!!!"

CubanRage

11-12-2001, 05:34 PM

High Chief Dances With Sports Babe
<img border="0" src="http://darksideent.com/crsig.GIF">

The Cuban Rage...y que?

Lisa Croft

11-12-2001, 05:47 PM

Stands with Wet Crotch

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/lisasig2

EffMeBoobs

11-12-2001, 06:04 PM

Big Lazy and Does Not Produce Foot

<img src=http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/images/fmb.jpg>

Heckler's my 6 foot hero.

Turkish

11-12-2001, 06:16 PM

Grand Ooompa Weinerhead.

Big Jim

11-12-2001, 08:35 PM

Chief Closet Case

<img src = "http://wwfallon.50megs.com/RFnetBigJim.jpg">
I STOLE THIS PIC FROM WWFALLON, NOW ITS MY SIG!
SEYUH
*BIG JIM*

Marc with a c

11-12-2001, 08:58 PM

chief prude and prude.

"im only as good as you'll let me be."
EV

This message was edited by evedder on 11-13-01 @ 1:06 AM

reeshy

11-12-2001, 09:00 PM

chief puts me to sleep

<img src=http://www.stonesmania.com.ar/rs_2001/keith/dibujos/images/rich2.jpg>
I Don't Know Me!!

AndreTheGiant

11-12-2001, 10:02 PM

Chief Balls on Chin

<img src=http://members.hometown.aol.com/tddb3d/images/andresig.jpg>

7'4"...500lbs....from Grunoble, France

The Belcher

11-12-2001, 11:58 PM

Little Scrotum Gullet?

I like the fact that he didn't seem toooo upset that he had testicles dunked in his throat. That was him that got the Tea-Bagging by the big drunken Irishman, wasn't it?

Also, I have a contest question. Since the prize is one ticket, can the winner request that you get a PAIR and let the winner pay for the other ticket themselves, to have the 2 seats together? I would hate to win and go to a Marvin Hamlisch concert by myself.

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<TD width=200 ALIGN=center>
<H2>The Belcher 
RFnet A-hole.</H2>
</TD>
</TR>
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Go to my crank calling website at www.mp3.com/TheBelcher! You'll love it! It's a charming mixture of intelligence and ridiculousness--just like me!

This message was edited by The Belcher on 11-16-01 @ 3:03 AM

LingRLonger

11-13-2001, 07:20 AM

Squaw Five Pumps of a Dog's Ass.

<IMG SRC="http://lingrlonger.freeservers.com/images/spicy.jpg">

"Ugly enough to gross out a proctologist"

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-13-2001, 08:23 AM

"Injun Schmoe"

<IMG SRC="http://members.home.net/vitamin.d/referencepix/fuzzybutt.jpg">

jafter

11-13-2001, 01:52 PM

Little Chief Twisted Injun of the Imaloosa tribe.

The little indian who never left the confines of his teepee.

FMJeff

11-13-2001, 02:33 PM

Yes Belcher, that is acceptable.

Jeff Shain
WebMaster
http://www.foundrymusic.com

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Arnolds Whale Eye

11-14-2001, 10:08 AM

Sitting Faggot

Chief Love The Man Ass

johnnyboy

11-14-2001, 10:39 AM

chief skinnem head

i'm a

foot ball pool runner-up
:}

This message was edited by johnnyboy on 11-16-01 @ 9:34 PM

lizluv36

11-14-2001, 10:40 AM

Chief Already Dead

iscream22

11-14-2001, 01:16 PM

Chief puss-producer

<IMG SRC="http://www.houseofhorrors.com/FRAMES/tcmclip.jpg">

WALRUS

11-14-2001, 01:32 PM

kisin-guys-wets-his-pants

I am the walrus koo koo ka choo
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/alice2sig.jpg
"Remember Iris Loves you"

the insane ukraine

11-14-2001, 04:05 PM

"One who licks great bear bung hole."

To be the Man you got to beat the man wooh!

SeeYouNextTuesday

11-14-2001, 07:03 PM

How about:

Chief Stands-to-wipe ?

---Now I'm starving.---

Girlfezzie

11-15-2001, 08:04 AM

Chief he who cums fast

Ron and Fez and Opie and Anthony- My personal Lubricants.

agent_314

11-15-2001, 09:33 AM

I see a definite pattern in the entries which seems to focus mostly on Al's character as opposed to the picture at the left. I'll try something a little different. 
I will go with "Runs with Twisted Sister" due to the odd make-up and weird hair-looking head dress.

Kindest Regards, Your Name

her0

11-15-2001, 10:05 AM

I think the name: Big Cheif Cry Ass is perfect for Al Poops.

happy trails gat dammit

jamesdiggy

11-15-2001, 10:21 AM

Breath like NyQuill

Hail, Hail Freedonia! jamesdiggy- Meatball Surgeon

INFOSTUD

11-15-2001, 12:08 PM

Lt. Rooster

I dig your signature pics. What's your source for the original pics and what software do you use to edit them. I especially dig GVACs lastest Captain America with the running effect and flag.

<IMG SRC="http://infostud.50megs.com/INFOSTUD3.jpg">

sweg

11-15-2001, 03:03 PM

Al-dukes-a-staple-my-stomach-ajiwa

butchienj

11-15-2001, 03:12 PM

osom not bin laid

This message was edited by butchienj on 11-15-01 @ 7:22 PM

dicAMan

11-15-2001, 03:23 PM

chief running scared

Firestormdod

11-15-2001, 03:37 PM

new name for the duke

Chief Finger Hump =)

Swole

11-15-2001, 03:55 PM

Chief I-DONT-DO-MUCH

VanHammer

11-15-2001, 06:34 PM

how about Sitting Bullsh@t

Licking my wounds and coming back for more

Green Lantern

11-15-2001, 06:52 PM

Chief Crappy Pants

:-)

Havenostaples

11-15-2001, 07:44 PM

chief shirt-stain

Cynocefali

11-15-2001, 09:00 PM

chief can't even hold corn without looking like he crap in pants.

ghettomick

11-16-2001, 01:38 AM

pokuindahontass

jpergola

11-16-2001, 09:41 AM

Chief Dee Snider
or Chief Twisted Sister

Bite Me

Mr1Bitch

11-16-2001, 10:02 AM

Here's one
Chief Bleeding Beaver

Does it Look Like I care about You or your family? NO!
Love, Peace, Brownies and Pizza.

Mr.Fantomas

11-16-2001, 10:26 AM

Balding Head-Yellow Crotch

<IMG SRC="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/nunofthemknew/images/newsigpic.bmp">

See Ya

towerjohn

11-16-2001, 12:43 PM

cornhole alot

TJ

TomTime

11-16-2001, 01:10 PM

Cheif Tee Pee smells like PeePee

sEeYA -

tom

Brain T. Umor

11-16-2001, 01:24 PM

How bout:
"Chief stand and wipe" ?

By the way happy birthday!

"Pretend..that i'm posting...and that i'm funny..NO I POST IT!"

"Getting eaten by an alligator isnt that bad,it's like going to sleep...inside a blender!"

scrosced

11-16-2001, 04:13 PM

Chief Wannabe Dee Schneidahh

MBRODEUR56

11-16-2001, 04:19 PM

Chief BIG FAG!!!!

"Self destruction might just be the answer!"
"I'm NOT a Leader of Men, since I prefer to follow!"

StarvinSharpton

11-16-2001, 04:32 PM

Man Called Dull

ninjadad

11-16-2001, 08:45 PM

CHIEF LUVM HAIRBANDS

aschwend

11-16-2001, 09:17 PM

How about......Big Chief Oinker Boinker???? I really don't think he's gay.....He's probably into animals

Adam

Joespete2

11-17-2001, 06:59 PM

With all that long hair and the make-up, the name I give you is:Chief Hermaprodite(gender bender)

Well I'm outta SeeYa !!!!!!!

FMJeff

11-18-2001, 08:33 PM

Top

Jeff Shain
WebMaster
http://www.foundrymusic.com

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FN Moron

11-20-2001, 04:21 PM

Alcanhauntus

http://images.andale.com/114/101/6014349/988778501670_fnm_hammer_rf.jpg

BIFFCAKE

11-20-2001, 09:26 PM

Chief BallsinMouth

GoD-Like-ThInG

11-20-2001, 10:17 PM

When the full moon looms over the horizon, and our enemies come to destroy us, legend say that : Rectal Hunting Ground will appear to bore our enemies to death and lead us to mediocrity

Those who believe will follow...those who do not will merely exist.

Ralphy Ramone

11-21-2001, 10:02 AM

"One who flows like Raritan River"

satan-2

11-21-2001, 10:44 AM

what about 
cock-o-hauntus

later

BigDaddy

11-21-2001, 12:33 PM

His name is chief "Squat to Pee", because he looks like little squaw. Ugh

mrwarner

11-21-2001, 12:46 PM

Here it is Chief 5 pumpum makeum messum

nickeye

11-21-2001, 01:01 PM

Moronimo.

Cranky Ass

11-21-2001, 01:55 PM

Squirts On Sweater

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mikedabronx

11-22-2001, 06:34 PM

little boss big fag

al is gay, see ya

ftdk666

11-24-2001, 06:56 PM

my favorite is actually mine

Cheif FivePumpinLovinJunk

IrishPete

11-25-2001, 03:44 PM

Pole-a-hontas - One who goes down on poles.

nellie

11-26-2001, 10:06 AM

chief puts to sleep

see ya, diane

fatty

11-26-2001, 10:17 AM

The classic wrestler:

CHIEF GAY SCHLONGBLOW

it's true,
it's damn true!

Dan

11-26-2001, 10:47 AM

Squaw Blows for Promotion

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/dansig1
Check out my New Column ("King of Pop My Ass") on FoundryMusic.com: http://www.foundrymusic.net/magazine/displaycolumn.cfm?intsubject=84&intcateg=2

42nd-delay

11-26-2001, 02:48 PM

Few know that Al is in fact the great warrior Geronimo's cross dressing brother:

Geroni-homo

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42nd-delay

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Dennisthe Menace

11-26-2001, 06:39 PM

big Chief flip a table

Freakish strength yes, retarded no.

#1PsychomarkFan

11-29-2001, 07:22 PM

He who stuffs turkey up butt....agay!

"And Justice For All, Gak, Gak, Gak"

vegeta

11-30-2001, 04:21 AM

Guestion: when does this dumb contest end?

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"You don't know who I am? Fool! Don't make me bitch-slap you!"
</center>

vegeta

11-30-2001, 04:21 AM

Question: when does this dumb contest end?

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"You don't know who I am? Fool! Don't make me bitch-slap you!"
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This message was edited by vegeta on 12-2-01 @ 8:14 AM