View Full Version : Secret Asian Conspiracy
lleeder
04-03-2007, 01:35 PM
For my job I shop at Costco alot during the week. Everytime I go in the store there is groups of slender attractive asian girls shopping. They buy alot of vitamins and other assorted foods. They get dropped off and picked up by a hotel van from a nearby Hilton. At first I thought they were on vacation but now they have been there for around 6 months. What do you think is going on? I figured you guys would know.
ppanda
04-03-2007, 01:39 PM
My friends and I noticed an increase in Asian activity in our surrounding towns a few years ago. We called it the "Asian Invasion". At the time I was dating a half Japanese, half italian girl and jokingly he used to call me a spy. So based on my last comment you can probably gather I like the girls from the far east....so Im not complaining- LOL
Bob Impact
04-03-2007, 01:39 PM
They're assembling parts for the black helicopters.
sr71blackbird
04-03-2007, 01:52 PM
I just noticed I cannot recall the last overweight Asian chick I saw. Do they make them fat?
Furtherman
04-03-2007, 01:57 PM
The Yellow War is coming. When China runs out of fresh water. Probably our lifetime folks! You heard it here first.
FezPaul
04-03-2007, 02:02 PM
There are no Asians here.
Ignore rreeder's post.
reeshy
04-03-2007, 02:27 PM
They need the vitamins to do karate and kill us!!!!!
mendyweiss
04-03-2007, 02:46 PM
Go to Woodbury Commons on a saturday.They are going to be the best dressed come invasion time !!
Bulldogcakes
04-03-2007, 02:55 PM
I just noticed I cannot recall the last overweight Asian chick I saw. Do they make them fat?
http://starbulletin.com/2000/05/25/features/artg.jpg
No, never. Its in the genes.
underdog
04-03-2007, 02:59 PM
I just noticed I cannot recall the last overweight Asian chick I saw. Do they make them fat?
Try living in Chinatown. You'll see a lot of overweight Asian chicks.
They are a... ummm..... aaaa... yeah I got nothin
BoxerAF
04-03-2007, 03:51 PM
Try living in Chinatown. You'll see a lot of overweight Asian chicks.
Chinatown in Boston. Is that the 3 blocks where you catch the Fung wah busses or MIT? Oh thats right MIT is in Cambridge; cause theres a difference.
"Ancient Chinese secret..."
SatCam
04-04-2007, 12:32 PM
probably some scam their running. Asians and Indians know how to spend their money, no joke
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