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Furtherman
04-04-2007, 07:37 AM
http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/images/roleplaying-books/d20--complete--werewolves.jpg
Man who claimed he was a werewolf will stand trial (http://www.postcrescent.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070404/APC0101/70404014)
I should have a been a dectective because I totally figured this out.
In the night in question, was there a full moon?
Yes, guilty for being a werewolf and death by silver bullet!
No, guilty for being drunk and sentenced to community service and a $1,000 fine!
DUH.
Mike Teacher
04-04-2007, 07:42 AM
I bet on the stand his Hair is Perfect.
Marc with a c
04-04-2007, 07:56 AM
i wonder if he is good at basketball.
Man who claimed he was a werewolf will stand trial (http://www.postcrescent.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070404/APC0101/70404014)
That's no more preposterous than a man claiming that he is God's messenger.
TheMojoPin
04-04-2007, 08:24 AM
Finally, the nightmare of Wolfman Jack will come to an end.
bobrobot
04-04-2007, 08:54 AM
If he's declared innocent, I bet he'll be seen having a Pina Colada @ Trader Vic's!!! If he's found guilty, he can be cured be transplanting his brain into the body of Frankenstein's monster, which was originally equipped w/ an Abby Normal brain. So it's a win/win situation!!!
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Parthenon/7271/fmw8.jpg
Heyyy, you got brain in my body!!!
Heyyy, you got body on my brain!!!
DonInNC
04-08-2007, 07:04 PM
[B][COLOR="Navy"]If he's declared innocent, I bet he'll be seen having a Pina Colada @ Trader Vic's!!!
His defense will be that he's just an excitable boy.
Tenbatsuzen
04-08-2007, 07:05 PM
His defense will be that he's just an excitable boy.
I'm sure he'll need lawyers, guns, and money.
Tenbatsuzen
04-08-2007, 07:06 PM
His defense will be that he's just an excitable boy.
(let's try this again)
He may go for an insanity defense - poor, poor, pitiful me.
i wonder if he is good at basketball.
Bravo sir :clap:
ChimneyFish
04-09-2007, 11:47 AM
i wonder if he is good at basketball.
I can't believe it took me so long to get this reference.
mikeyboy
04-09-2007, 12:02 PM
I can't believe it took me so long to get this reference.
I laughed. Oddly, this may be the only time a "Teen Wolf" reference > Warren Zevon references.
Tenbatsuzen
04-09-2007, 02:18 PM
I laughed. Oddly, this may be the only time a "Teen Wolf" reference > Warren Zevon references.
Ironically enough, they're remaking it with a female lead. I heard that Jojo might be in running.
SatCam
04-09-2007, 03:41 PM
Kennedy had allowed Marsh to stay at her house prior to the incident but she said he was no longer welcome after he started claiming he was a werewolf and part of a witch religion, according to the complaint.
Next thing you know they'll want to get warewolf marriages
AngelAmy
04-09-2007, 03:56 PM
there wolf.....there castle
ChimneyFish
04-09-2007, 05:13 PM
Ironically enough, they're remaking it with a female lead. I heard that Jojo might be in running.
I heard Hillary Swank is playing the lead.
Midkiff
04-09-2007, 05:34 PM
That's no more preposterous than a man claiming that he is God's messenger.
Yeah! Like Ahmedinajad (or whatever), and the Taliban, and... George W. Bush.
Fezticle98
04-09-2007, 05:50 PM
I heard Hillary Swank is playing the lead.
He said female lead.
DonInNC
04-09-2007, 05:58 PM
This thread has me howling.
lleeder
04-09-2007, 06:07 PM
This thread has me howling.
Mad?
I hear he's a Werewolf of the SS....starring Nicholas Cage!
ChimneyFish
04-09-2007, 06:13 PM
He said female lead.
Touche.
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