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reillyluck
04-05-2007, 04:31 AM
HAPPY BIRTHAY TO YOU, BUDDAY!!!!!

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m130/sunburn7/gaysailor3.jpg


http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w105/1irishdancer/balloons.png


HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!

LOAF
04-05-2007, 04:32 AM
Happy Birthday!

cupcakelove
04-05-2007, 04:33 AM
Happy Birthday!!!

Hottub
04-05-2007, 04:41 AM
Well, I'm not going to waste my picture.
Happy Birthday again!!
http://www.yale.edu/yale300/democracy/may1text/images/Eisenstadt.jpg

A.J.
04-05-2007, 04:42 AM
Sail on Sailor. Happy Birthday!

Cleophus James
04-05-2007, 04:42 AM
less funny now.

Happy birthday sailor!

Don Stugots
04-05-2007, 04:43 AM
picture of popeye


Have a great birthday.

reillyluck
04-05-2007, 04:48 AM
less funny now.

Happy birthday sailor!

you know, it not not nice to laugh at hottub's expense. everyone makes mistakes (chuckle...chuckle)

Gaia
04-05-2007, 04:49 AM
Happy birthday you funny fuck!

Friday
04-05-2007, 04:52 AM
Happy Birthday, Sailor!

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/Haskellitoberg/sailor.jpg

Hottub
04-05-2007, 04:58 AM
you know, it not not nice to laugh at hottub's expense. everyone makes mistakes (chuckle...chuckle)

When you least expect it, Reilly...

Jughead
04-05-2007, 05:09 AM
Welcome Home!!!Phunny Phucker.....:clap:

EliSnow
04-05-2007, 05:29 AM
Happy Birthday! In honor, Earl should play "Come Sail Away" as sung by Cartman.

burrben
04-05-2007, 05:49 AM
happy birthday

spadanko
04-05-2007, 05:50 AM
Happy Birthday Budday!!!

Marc with a c
04-05-2007, 05:55 AM
fuck you

ralphbxny
04-05-2007, 06:15 AM
Happy Birthday!!!

May you have a great year, but finish behind me in Fantasy Baseball!!

bobrobot
04-05-2007, 06:39 AM
Happy Birthday Sailor!!! U R second only to Popeye in my book!!! OOps, I forgot Sinbad, make that 3rd... but then there's Jason & the Argonauts, whichs puts ya @ about 15th, not bad... DAMN, I forgot Gulliver from Gulliver's Travels (He was really great!!), soooo... ummm... 16th... OK???
Wait, wait, wait, I forgot the crew of McHale's Navy, U R ringing the bell @ 26th, hey, it's less than 30, anyhoo...
I forgot Amerigo Vespucci, we wouldn't even have a country w/out him, or a name for it either if not for his giant egotistical signature on that map he made.
& Captain Cook who invented cooking (I think...)
Oh, & then there's Sir Francis Chichester, who Ronnie's home town is named after, He was knighted by Queen Elizabeth 2, who just so happened top look like a manatee & she was named after the cruise ship they used on the Love Boat!!! Which brings us to Captain Merrill Stubing, who unexpected appearance brings you down another notch on the Famous Sailor's list, sorry about that!
Let's not forget Lord Nelson, who was a close relative of God & Sir Francis Drake who made delicious li'l cakes (remember Drake's Cakes???). George Bu$h senior was a sailor, but personally I wish he had been lost at sea or @ least had his balls shot ofF, which would've really saved us from a lotta misery now, so we won't count him.
Yer Lookin' good Sailor, BTW, Happy Birthday Swabby!!!
So many sailors so li'l time, that's what Mommy usta say!!!
Oops, hold on, this is more like clowns gettin' outta a clown car than anything else @ this point, but i really feel that we are nearing the end, & I just wanna say
Happy Birthday Budday... THIS JUST IN!!!
Famous Sailors of the U.S. Navy
Eddie Albert, Actor
Cass Ballenger, U.S. Congressman from North Carolina
Jack Benny, Comedian
Stanley Kirk "MC Hammer" Burrell, Rap Artist
George Bush, Sr., President of the United States
Jimmy Carter, President of the United States
Thad Cochrane, U.S. Senator from Mississippi
John Coltrane, Jazz Saxaphonist
Bill Cosby, Comedian
Tony Curtis, Actor
Kirk Douglas, Actor
Judah Folkman, Famous Surgeon and Cancer Researcher
Henry Fonda, Actor
Gerald R. Ford, President of the United States
Tom Harkin, U.S. Senator from Iowa
Jesse Helms, U.S. Senator from North Carolina
Jim Jeffords, U.S. Senator from Vermont
Lyndon B. Johnson, President of the United States
Robert F. Jones, Outdoorsman and Author
John F. Kennedy, President of the United States
Robert F. Kennedy, Senator from Massachusetts
John Kerry, U.S. Senator from Massachusetts
Richard G. Lugar, U.S. Senator from Indiana
John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
"Country" Joe McDonald, Singer of "Country Joe and the Fish"
Richard M. Nixon, President of the United States
Alan Shepard, Jr., Astronaut
Bob Smith, U.S. Senator from New Hampshire
Clark Terry, Jazz Trumpeter
Jesse Ventura, Professional Wrestler and Minnesota Governor
John Warner, U.S. Senator from Virginia
Gerald Wilson, Jazz Musician
WTF??? Boy is my face red, I think yer still in the top 1000 tho, and you can ALMOST be proud of that, maybe...
What's yer real name? maybe that would've worked out better. I'm RELLY SORRY it's yer Birthday Sailor, I had hoped this would turn out MUCH BETTER than it has...
I gotta go now, me & my daughter are gonna go ride the paddleboats in the Baltimore harbor. So Get well soon, Have a safe trip, congatulations on yer new job...
I have totally lost my train of thought now...
http://www.awn.com/mag/issue2.4/2.4%20gifs/langerpopeye04.gif

Bob Impact
04-05-2007, 06:47 AM
Happy Birthday!

Dougie Brootal
04-05-2007, 06:54 AM
Happy Birthday Sailor!!! U R second only to Popeye in my book!!! OOps, I forgot Sinbad, make that 3rd... but then there's Jason & the Argonauts, whichs puts ya @ about 15th, not bad... DAMN, I forgot Gulliver from Gulliver's Travels (He was really great!!), soooo... ummm... 16th... OK???
Wait, wait, wait, I forgot the crew of McHale's Navy, U R ringing the bell @ 26th, hey, it's less than 30, anyhoo...
I forgot Amerigo Vespucci, we wouldn't even have a country w/out him, or a name for it either if not for his giant egotistical signature on that map he made.
& Captain Cook who invented cooking (I think...)
Oh, & then there's Sir Francis Chichester, who Ronnie's home town is named after, He was knighted by Queen Elizabeth 2, who just so happened top look like a manatee & she was named after the cruise ship they used on the Love Boat!!! Which brings us to Captain Merrill Stubing, who unexpected appearance brings you down another notch on the Famous Sailor's list, sorry about that!
Let's not forget Lord Nelson, who was a close relative of God & Sir Francis Drake who made delicious li'l cakes (remember Drake's Cakes???). George Bu$h senior was a sailor, but personally I wish he had been lost at sea or @ least had his balls shot ofF, which would've really saved us from a lotta misery now, so we won't count him.
Yer Lookin' good Sailor, BTW, Happy Birthday Swabby!!!
So many sailors so li'l time, that's what Mommy usta say!!!
Oops, hold on, this is more like clowns gettin' outta a clown car than anything else @ this point, but i really feel that we are nearing the end, & I just wanna say
Happy Birthday Budday... THIS JUST IN!!!
Famous Sailors of the U.S. Navy
Eddie Albert, Actor
Cass Ballenger, U.S. Congressman from North Carolina
Jack Benny, Comedian
Stanley Kirk "MC Hammer" Burrell, Rap Artist
George Bush, Sr., President of the United States
Jimmy Carter, President of the United States
Thad Cochrane, U.S. Senator from Mississippi
John Coltrane, Jazz Saxaphonist
Bill Cosby, Comedian
Tony Curtis, Actor
Kirk Douglas, Actor
Judah Folkman, Famous Surgeon and Cancer Researcher
Henry Fonda, Actor
Gerald R. Ford, President of the United States
Tom Harkin, U.S. Senator from Iowa
Jesse Helms, U.S. Senator from North Carolina
Jim Jeffords, U.S. Senator from Vermont
Lyndon B. Johnson, President of the United States
Robert F. Jones, Outdoorsman and Author
John F. Kennedy, President of the United States
Robert F. Kennedy, Senator from Massachusetts
John Kerry, U.S. Senator from Massachusetts
Richard G. Lugar, U.S. Senator from Indiana
John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
"Country" Joe McDonald, Singer of "Country Joe and the Fish"
Richard M. Nixon, President of the United States
Alan Shepard, Jr., Astronaut
Bob Smith, U.S. Senator from New Hampshire
Clark Terry, Jazz Trumpeter
Jesse Ventura, Professional Wrestler and Minnesota Governor
John Warner, U.S. Senator from Virginia
Gerald Wilson, Jazz Musician
WTF??? Boy is my face red, I think yer still in the top 1000 tho, and you can ALMOST be proud of that, maybe...
What's yer real name? maybe that would've worked out better. I'm RELLY SORRY it's yer Birthday Sailor, I had hoped this would turn out MUCH BETTER than it has...
I gotta go now, me & my daughter are gonna go ride the paddleboats in the Baltimore harbor. So Get well soon, Have a safe trip, congatulations on yer new job...
I have totally lost my train of thought now...
http://www.awn.com/mag/issue2.4/2.4%20gifs/langerpopeye04.gif

HOLY FREAKIN CRAP, BOBO!!!




anyway, happy birthday sailor!! now if i could just find that fuckface bronxmarc...i think its his birthday too!

Gvac
04-05-2007, 07:16 AM
Happy Birthday buddy.

I was going to say something like "I wish you smooth sailing" but I thought that would be too corny.

Enjoy yourself!

AngelAmy
04-05-2007, 07:57 AM
happy birthday sailor





(reilly that pic is so hot)

sailor
04-05-2007, 08:07 AM
Happy Birthday Sailor!!! U R second only to Popeye in my book!!! OOps, I forgot Sinbad, make that 3rd... but then there's Jason & the Argonauts, whichs puts ya @ about 15th, not bad... DAMN, I forgot Gulliver from Gulliver's Travels (He was really great!!), soooo... ummm... 16th... OK???
Wait, wait, wait, I forgot the crew of McHale's Navy, U R ringing the bell @ 26th, hey, it's less than 30, anyhoo...
I forgot Amerigo Vespucci, we wouldn't even have a country w/out him, or a name for it either if not for his giant egotistical signature on that map he made.
& Captain Cook who invented cooking (I think...)
Oh, & then there's Sir Francis Chichester, who Ronnie's home town is named after, He was knighted by Queen Elizabeth 2, who just so happened top look like a manatee & she was named after the cruise ship they used on the Love Boat!!! Which brings us to Captain Merrill Stubing, who unexpected appearance brings you down another notch on the Famous Sailor's list, sorry about that!
Let's not forget Lord Nelson, who was a close relative of God & Sir Francis Drake who made delicious li'l cakes (remember Drake's Cakes???). George Bu$h senior was a sailor, but personally I wish he had been lost at sea or @ least had his balls shot ofF, which would've really saved us from a lotta misery now, so we won't count him.
Yer Lookin' good Sailor, BTW, Happy Birthday Swabby!!!
So many sailors so li'l time, that's what Mommy usta say!!!
Oops, hold on, this is more like clowns gettin' outta a clown car than anything else @ this point, but i really feel that we are nearing the end, & I just wanna say
Happy Birthday Budday... THIS JUST IN!!!
Famous Sailors of the U.S. Navy
Eddie Albert, Actor
Cass Ballenger, U.S. Congressman from North Carolina
Jack Benny, Comedian
Stanley Kirk "MC Hammer" Burrell, Rap Artist
George Bush, Sr., President of the United States
Jimmy Carter, President of the United States
Thad Cochrane, U.S. Senator from Mississippi
John Coltrane, Jazz Saxaphonist
Bill Cosby, Comedian
Tony Curtis, Actor
Kirk Douglas, Actor
Judah Folkman, Famous Surgeon and Cancer Researcher
Henry Fonda, Actor
Gerald R. Ford, President of the United States
Tom Harkin, U.S. Senator from Iowa
Jesse Helms, U.S. Senator from North Carolina
Jim Jeffords, U.S. Senator from Vermont
Lyndon B. Johnson, President of the United States
Robert F. Jones, Outdoorsman and Author
John F. Kennedy, President of the United States
Robert F. Kennedy, Senator from Massachusetts
John Kerry, U.S. Senator from Massachusetts
Richard G. Lugar, U.S. Senator from Indiana
John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
"Country" Joe McDonald, Singer of "Country Joe and the Fish"
Richard M. Nixon, President of the United States
Alan Shepard, Jr., Astronaut
Bob Smith, U.S. Senator from New Hampshire
Clark Terry, Jazz Trumpeter
Jesse Ventura, Professional Wrestler and Minnesota Governor
John Warner, U.S. Senator from Virginia
Gerald Wilson, Jazz Musician
WTF??? Boy is my face red, I think yer still in the top 1000 tho, and you can ALMOST be proud of that, maybe...
What's yer real name? maybe that would've worked out better. I'm RELLY SORRY it's yer Birthday Sailor, I had hoped this would turn out MUCH BETTER than it has...
I gotta go now, me & my daughter are gonna go ride the paddleboats in the Baltimore harbor. So Get well soon, Have a safe trip, congatulations on yer new job...
I have totally lost my train of thought now...
http://www.awn.com/mag/issue2.4/2.4%20gifs/langerpopeye04.gif

i am completely unworthy (but i HAVE to go above merrill stubing!). and, oddly enough, it IS my real name.

thanks to all for the well wishes! i am very touched (but not like by my funny uncle).

King Hippos Bandaid
04-05-2007, 10:08 AM
Happy Burfday Sailor, you are always good to Start a good thread

Snacks
04-05-2007, 10:12 AM
Happy Birthday!!!

weekapaugjz
04-05-2007, 10:16 AM
happy birthday budday! hoping you have a great day. im sure you will.

johnniewalker
04-05-2007, 11:24 AM
One of my favorite posters, and a listening thread legend!! Have a good one Sailor! HBD!

lleeder
04-05-2007, 02:51 PM
Happy Birthday:clap:

Kevin
04-05-2007, 02:57 PM
Happy birthday

Bulldogcakes
04-05-2007, 03:04 PM
Happy birthday buddy!

SinA
04-05-2007, 03:11 PM
happy birthday. thanks for keeping the rest of us honest... almost.

Lenay
04-05-2007, 03:15 PM
Happy birthday Sailor :clap: you have the best birthday ever :innocent:

Lenay D

cougarjake13
04-05-2007, 04:37 PM
happy birthday sailor

TheQuestion
04-05-2007, 06:29 PM
Happy birthday.