The awful comic thread

[jetdog]

Howard Kremer stinks.

[burrben]

i might take shit for this but


DANE COOK

[JohnWC]

i might take shit for this but


DANE COOK

Thank you! I've had arguments about him with my friends several times.

[JohnWC]

i might take shit for this but


DANE COOK

Thank you! I've argue with my friends about him every time his name comes up

[epo]

Denis Leary, post No-Cure for Cancer. Bill Hicks was dead and he had nothing left to ripoff.

[JohnWC]

Denis Leary, post No-Cure for Cancer. Bill Hicks was dead and he had nothing left to ripoff.

I've heard he ripped of Hicks in his stand up.

I still love Rescue Me though.

[JohnWC]

Oh... and I'd throw Carlos Mencia on the list.

[TheMojoPin]

Dane Cook, Dane Cook, Dane Cook and Dane Cook.

[grlNIN]

The Avengers!

[Bossanova]

Dane Cook, Dane Cook, Dane Cook and Dane Cook.

He sucks, and he steals jokes

[TheMojoPin]

The Avengers!

"NEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!"

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[JesterOfSadness]

I thought this was going to be about comics in the newspaper :(.

my add, Carlos Mencia

[pennington]

Denis Leary, post No-Cure for Cancer.

THANK YOU. When I mentioned to an old girl friend that Leary hasn't been funny for years, she looked at me like I said we should kill babies and said "he's so good looking".

When O&A were on WNEW they had a theory that whenever a comedian gets married and starts having kids, they're not funny anymore. When they start talking about mini vans and changing diapers, it's time to move on.

[pennington]

I'll have to add Bill Cosby, post "Cosby Show". Awful.

[KnoxHarrington]

Pretty much any of the "Blue Collar Comics", especially the dreadful Jeff Foxworthy.

I suppose in my case it's a bit personal, because I've heard too many hayseeds who love this shit and use it to help feel better about the fact that they're ignorant-ass hillbillies.

[burrben]

Pretty much any of the "Blue Collar Comics", especially the dreadful Jeff Foxworthy.

I suppose in my case it's a bit personal, because I've heard too many hayseeds who love this shit and use it to help feel better about the fact that they're ignorant-ass hillbillies.


i think that ron white is pretty funny.



didn't larry the cable guy get his start on a certain radio show in florida?

[Death Metal Moe]

Dane Cook is a fucking shaved monkey, hopping around on stage like a tard. He sucks.

Carlos Mencia is EVERY sterotype comic rolled into one.

Those 2 guys piss me the fuck off. They're dumbed down comedy for morons.

[cougarjake13]

Pretty much any of the "Blue Collar Comics", especially the dreadful Jeff Foxworthy.

I suppose in my case it's a bit personal, because I've heard too many hayseeds who love this shit and use it to help feel better about the fact that they're ignorant-ass hillbillies.

especially larry the " im not really a redneck but being myself as a comic didnt work" cable guy

[patsopinion]

2 chicks go to a dane cook show
8 duded go because they hear chicks are going
6 chicks go to even out the numbers(uggoz)
24 dudes go because they hear chicks are going

do that a couple more times and fill a stadium
and it only took 2 hot chicks



"oh my god my drive way, my drive way!"

I turn to my dad "does that even count as comedy?"
Step mom "but hes beautiful"

[Don Stugots]

Pretty much any of the "Blue Collar Comics", especially the dreadful Jeff Foxworthy.

I suppose in my case it's a bit personal, because I've heard too many hayseeds who love this shit and use it to help feel better about the fact that they're ignorant-ass hillbillies.

especially larry the " im not really a redneck but being myself as a comic didnt work" cable guy


i like ron white. the other guys need to go. Larry the cable guy is so bad that people from Staten Island (not you Bandaid) think he is funny.

[Marc with a c]

lock the thread

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[Death Metal Moe]

http://www.sportonvideo.com/images/Bill%20bellamy.jpg

No, now lock it.

[led37zep]

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I can't stand Demitri Martin.

[grlNIN]

Demetri Martin is fantastic.

Hush 'yo mouf.

[A.J.]

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[Don Stugots]

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he would be funny if he did some new material. i have seen him three times and it was the same act each time.

[reillyluck]

Paula Poundstone
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f118/xeveryxsinglexdayx/paula1.jpg


Now you can lock it up.

[led37zep]

Demetri Martin is fantastic.

Hush 'yo mouf.

I liked his jokes better when they were done by a real comedian.
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[pennington]

he would be funny if he did some new material. i have seen him three times and it was the same act each time.

Still doing his Joan Crawford impersonation?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Dane Cook, Dane Cook, Dane Cook and Dane Cook.


Agreed Dane Cook Sucks, his jokes make me Mad

[TheMojoPin]

I liked his jokes better when they were done by a real comedian.
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I think Martin is hysterical when he shows up on TDS, but I was surprised how really mundane and not funny his standup was.

[keithy_19]

No one will agree with me, but I really don't find George Carlin funny at all.

[Don Stugots]

Still doing his Joan Crawford impersonation?

yes and the vagina monologues. he basically just does his HBO special over and over again.

[Marc with a c]

female

[underdog]

i have seen him three times

Hmm...

[underdog]

Paula Poundstone
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f118/xeveryxsinglexdayx/paula1.jpg


Now you can lock it up.

Abusing your foster children is kind of funny.

[Billy_Mays]

http://www.ycp.edu/news/images/Coulier.jpg


"C'mon, now. Cut...It...Out!"

[lleeder]

Cathy...its really the worst one out there.

[reillyluck]

female

i gotta agree with you there.

[burrben]

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/images/uploads/carrot_top_buff1.jpg

[FezPaul]

Paula Poundstone
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f118/xeveryxsinglexdayx/paula1.jpg


Now you can lock it up.

The worst part is that she cracks herself up with her unfunny observations.

Which leads me to my submission...Franklin Ajaye...he sucks he sucks he sucks.

And he cracks himself up. Most of the time he's the only one laughing.

[SinA]

http://www.bloglubbock.com/custimages/carlos_mencia.jpg
lock this thread

[LilLibra]

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/images/uploads/carrot_top_buff1.jpg

This is just disgusting...

My submission: Patton Oswalt. I dunno how he gets gigs.

[kellermcgee21]

not really a stand up anymore but i always hated robin williams stand up.... and of course carlos mencia and larry the cable guy are the biggest hacks

[pennington]

not really a stand up anymore but i always hated robin williams stand up

I've never seen him live, but I can't stand to see him being interviewed.

[Ritalin]

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[underdog]

I forgot all about him, but Dat Phan is fucking horrible.

"My mom is Vietnamese and she sounds like this..."

[Team_Ramrod]

Dag Austin

from Lethbridge

Resides in Florida

Fuck him

[Bossanova]

I have to throw Bob Saget in here. I saw him at the Virus tour last year and he didnt make me laugh. Once you get past the shock that Danny Tanner has a potty mouth, his act doesnt hold up. Take out the filth and he is just a bad hack comic. Dirty isnt always funny.

[TheMojoPin]

I have to throw Bob Saget in here. I saw him at the Virus tour last year and he didnt make me laugh. Once you get past the shock that Danny Tanner has a potty mouth, his act doesnt hold up. Take out the filth and he is just a bad hack comic. Dirty isnt always funny.

QFT.

[Coxtie Green]

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WOW...that bitch is HOT!!!

[Coxtie Green]

Bill Maher and Robert Kelly. Two of the most unfunny people on earth.

Maher is a pandering hack and Kelly is just a fat, fat, lazy, fat tosser. I've seen him three times at the Comedy Cellar and each time was worse than the previous.

Mitch was great.

Also, a duo out of New Zealand called Flight of the Conchords.

[Coxtie Green]

<img src="http://www.hollywoodrag.com/images/uploads/carrot_top_buff1.jpg">

It looks like we will never know for sure if Carrot Top is truly a readhead....

[Bossanova]

Bill Maher and Robert Kelly. Two of the most unfunny people on earth.

Maher is a pandering hack and Kelly is just a fat, fat, lazy, fat tosser. I've seen him three times at the Comedy Cellar and each time was worse than the previous.

Mitch was great.

Also, a duo out of New Zealand called Flight of the Conchords.

Mitch was one of the best in my opinion

[Marc with a c]

carrottop stole lieutenant dans legs.

[Bossanova]

carrottop stole lieutenant dans legs.

Marc just made me laugh out loud. Robustly

[patsopinion]

everyone on mad tv, or has ever been on mad tv for that matter should be taken to fox's back lot and should get 2 in the back of the head, boondocks saints' style

that show is horrific
independently, they are are even worse

[PapaBear]

Oh... and I'd throw Carlos Mencia on the list.
You don't need to throw him in. He jumped in on his own.

[flavopop]

3 worst... Dat Phan, Mencia the stealing hack, and Dane Cook..

Best little known NY comic out there. Russ Meneve..very funny stuff!

[flavopop]

Oh yeah, by the way, Im not gonna be able to sleep for a week, that picture of Kathy Griffin/Carrot Top is fucking DISTURBING!

ps. Jackie Joke-o Martlin could always make me laugh with 40 year old jokes, does that make me a tard?

[RingWraith]

Any female comic. I'm sorry, but I just don't find women comedians funny.

[A.J.]

Any female comic. I'm sorry, but I just don't find women comedians funny.

"Like I said."

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[Don Stugots]

Any female comic. I'm sorry, but I just don't find women comedians funny.

never seen a little show called "I Love Lucy"? If not her Desi would have been rolling cigars when he came to America in Miami.

[boeman]

never seen a little show called "I Love Lucy"? If not her Desi would have been rolling cigars when he came to America in Miami.

there's nothing wrong with being a torcedor

[underdog]

I heard him on XM tonight, and I had totally forgotten about him :

Greg Proops

Everytime he was on Tough Crowd, he wasn't funny. And anytime someone disagreed with him, he'd act like a child and never let them speak or ever listen to what they were saying. And he was TERRIBLE on Who's Line Is It Anyway?

[MrPink]

Dane Cook, Ned Holness (AKA Carlos Mencia), Cedric the Entertainer, Ralphie May, and pretty much every comic on Comedy Central.

[realmenhatelife]

omega flight- cus i thought this was about comic books too.

dane cook
ralphie may
pablo francisco
nick dipaulo

[aceofspades7]

judy tenuta - lock it up!