What are the signs that you are dying?

[SatCam]

I think I may be dying. Please list the symptoms of imminent death

[Marc with a c]

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[Marc with a c]

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[lleeder]

picture of nothing

[SarahImpact]

Why do you think you are dying!!! I haven't given you permission to do that yet!

[Don Stugots]

Sat, whats going on in your head budday? there are alot of us here that have dark days.

[Ritalin]

You know you're dying when the crowd stops laughing and you hear people starting to cough. Just say "that's my time, thanks a lot", and get the hell off the stage.

[J.Clints]

you get out of the shower and still smel like a trash dump.
Hang in there.

[burrben]

i would actually like to know that too.


when your belly button hurts, is that bad?

[MrPink]

I think I may be dying. Please list the symptoms of imminent death

I think I know what you're feeling.

[Don Stugots]

You know you're dying when the crowd stops laughing and you hear people starting to cough. Just say "that's my time, thanks a lot", and get the hell off the stage.

is this from the Billy Crystal/Alan King movie?

[Ritalin]

is this from the Billy Crystal/Alan King movie?

You mean Mr. Saturday Night? No.

[Don Stugots]

You mean Mr. Saturday Night? No.

no, the one where alan king plays his father.

[Heather 8]

i would actually like to know that too.


when your belly button hurts, is that bad?


Well, stop poking it and it just might feel better.

[patsopinion]

anal bleeding

[reeshy]

That's my line!!!!!

[SinA]

we're all dying. try to live well until it happens.












ps. i'm drunk.

[IamPixie]

the closest i ever felt to dying was when I took too much cough syrup when I was sick. I think it's called robo tripping. That shit was so scary my heart started beating really hard and I was freaking out hardcore. bad times.

[AgnosticJihad]

the closest i ever felt to dying was when I took too much cough syrup when I was sick. I think it's called robo tripping. That shit was so scary my heart started beating really hard and I was freaking out hardcore. bad times.

It is, if what you were drinking was Robitusin DM. I did that shit a few times years ago when I was on probation and getting drug tested and couldn't abuse real drugs. It worked because they never tested piss for the active ingredient in Rob DM, though they probably do now.

ANYWAY, the best sign of imminet death is being alive.

[A.J.]

Birth.

[Don Stugots]

this (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=51491)

[Doogie]

If you feel a sharp pain in the back. That might be someone stabbing you. Hence you will feel yourself dying.

[SatCam]

anal bleeding

the whole (no pun intended) reason I posted this thread was because I had a cold and found blood on the toilet paper

the end

[FUNKMAN]

the whole (no pun intended) reason I posted this thread was because I had a cold and found blood on the toilet paper

the end

did you use that toilet paper to blow your nose or wipe your ass. if it's your ass then you might have fissures. they're like little cracks in your ring that get itchy...

[LOAF]

did you use that toilet paper to blow your nose or wipe your ass. if it's your ass then you might have fissures. they're like little cracks in your ring that get itchy...

That or hemeroids

[patsopinion]

um (http://www.embarrassingproblems.co.uk/analbleeding.htm)

piles or an anal fissure

probly an anal fissure with ur state of health

uuummm. i had a buddy with this once or twice and hes fine now.
he didnt even go to the doctor
although u should
free prostate exam with anal bleeding
seriously go

[SatCam]

it only happened once I took another dump last night and it came back clean... well not clean but you know,,,

feeling better though. I escaped death one more time

[patsopinion]

yea if it goes away then whatever dont think about it
may want to try so aloe lotion

if nothing else ur but would smell good

[FUNKMAN]

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/13206/100.jpg

a Miracle Drug!

i know:thumbup:

[SatCam]

may want to try so aloe lotion

I cant reach. Can you help me out?

http://www.dontheglove.com/grfx/latex/Latex_Gloves_PP.jpg

[sr71blackbird]

the whole (no pun intended) reason I posted this thread was because I had a cold and found blood on the toilet paper

the end

Welcome to the ass bleeding club!

[Bob Impact]

This may be the grossest fucking thread ever.

[Friday]

ok I cant believe I am posting on this thread ... BUTT (hehe) ...

Anal fissures are relatively normal. Especially amongst those who do not have bowel movements every day. Alot of times they are simply from the act of "pushing" too hard. Other times, the inside is just dry and the friction creates these fissures which do produce blood but are not anything to be concerned about.

Anyway.... it should subside within a day or so. But don't be suprised if it happens again.

If you notice a greater amount of blood, however, you should contact your physician.

[SatCam]

This may be the grossest fucking thread ever.

I know rite?

dont shake my hand next time you see me

[deeznutts]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=58623&highlight=i%27m+slowing+down

[Midkiff]

the whole (no pun intended) reason I posted this thread was because I had a cold and found blood on the toilet paper

the end

Perhaps that would stop if you wouldn't let all those large African gentlemen to pound you in the ass.

[Jennitalia]

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/IGS/IGS467/IS646-008.jpg

[Matty_poo]

a giant gaping hole in your stomach, i've had that :) :lol: but yeah seriously, you might wanna see a doctor about that, no good man

[MrPink]

Last night I took a shit and the paper came back red, it also smelled like someone's period.

[Bob Impact]

Last night I took a shit and the paper came back red, it also smelled like someone's period.

You're becoming a lady!

[SatCam]

a giant gaping hole in your stomach

the blood was red which means it was coming from the colon and not the stomach

TMI

[Bob Impact]

the blood was red which means it was coming from the colon and not the stomach

TMI

DEAR GOD WHY DO I KEEP CLICKING ON THIS THREAD?!?!?!?!??!?!

[PhishHead]

the blood was red which means it was coming from the colon and not the stomach

TMI

I disagree with this comment, and I have a few stomach diseases.

Most of the time red blood either means a hemorroid has popped or anal fissures or just cuts from rubbing with the TP too hard.

Black Stool is what you need to worry about. Red is nothing it can be caused by food, or normal bleeding around the anus.

[Bob Impact]

I disagree with this comment, and I have a few stomach diseases.

Most of the time red blood either means a hemorroid has popped or anal fissures or just cuts from rubbing with the TP too hard.

Black Stool is what you need to worry about. Red is nothing it can be caused by food, or normal bleeding around the anus.

OH GOD?! WHY DID I READ THIS.... AGAIN!

I don't think there's really such a thing as "normal" bleeding around the anus.

[PhishHead]

OH GOD?! WHY DID I READ THIS.... AGAIN!

I don't think there's really such a thing as "normal" bleeding around the anus.

no there is.

[Bob Impact]

no there is.

Well I stand corrected in the face of overwhelming evidence. :tongue:

[SarahImpact]

Well I stand corrected in the face of overwhelming evidence. :tongue:

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[cougarjake13]

lack of oxygen

[mikeyboy]

I disagree with this comment, and I have a few stomach diseases.

Most of the time red blood either means a hemorroid has popped or anal fissures or just cuts from rubbing with the TP too hard.

Black Stool is what you need to worry about. Red is nothing it can be caused by food, or normal bleeding around the anus.

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU
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[burrben]

white blood cells is a great album

[ChimneyFish]

I prefer Blood Sugar Sex Magick

[Skellington]

a severe migraine, followed by a projectally bleeding nose. After that it's either the hereafter or IV's of vasodialators.