RWF: RF Mark makes his entrance...

[RF Godfather]

[RonFez Mark gets up on the podium and taps it once]

RonFez Mark: *clears throat* The New York State lotto jackpot is now...

[Crowd looks on confusedly.]

RonFez Mark: Had to do. Always wanted to say that.
*taps the mic lighty* testing 3..2...1..

*feedback*

RonFez Mark: Sorry!

*clears throat once again*

RonFez Mark: I've finally climbed the mountain similar to the legendary footsteps of LTRooster by making it within 2 months and now I can officially say I am a...

"RF REEF REGULAR!"

*tear cascades down my left eye*

RonFez Mark: Make way Heckler, gvac, LTRooster, Horde King1, PanterA, WWFallon, TomPoo, EffMeBoobs, Carter, Pootertoot, Dan, Sheeplovr, Foundry Music Jeff, adolescentmasturbator, skullcrush, girl_germs, IkeaBoy, JustJon, sunndoggy8 AirBilly and all the other 1000+ posters, ads and mods, there's a new guy in the house!

Let out the rebel yell! Grrr! I know you want more! more! MORE! I'm in such a great mood... you know what, all drinks on me till 2:30AM!

*crowd goes nuts except one guy in the back*

Small Booing Man: Let's get him boys!

[The RF.Net mob pounces on him.]

RonFez Mark: Now that's settled, I want to say something to the rest of my people! Hey Gwenny Bear, Meow by the way, PERRYNOID, s&m, Crazy Clare, reeshy, erin moran, "The Late Night Radio Gods themselves" Big Jim and Canadian Bryan, Noellevious, se7en, TheGameHHH, jennitalia, babychanel, Too Cute, njdmmoe, Circus Boy, CYYYFYYY, Mr and Mrs. Thunderlips, Tazz1376, MikeyD, Helen, Lara Croft, BabyNicole, F1Gm3nT, IrishAlkey, angrymissy, F Wad, Koala, Burntrail181, Scott Baio, NJBytch, inkgrrrl, bill bixby, CruelCircus, Tall_James, Gina, FezNotRon, Charlie The Drops Kid, stump12, Austin, little oolong, eggers and all the others I've left behind and the others I've neglected to mention... I'll see you all when you reach the top of the RF.Net Pecking Order with some appetizers and moderately priced libations!

*light pop*

RonFez Mark: Do I know how to throw a party or what?

AnyWHO, I just want to say... "Adrian, I did it!" Meow!

Have a Nice Day!?!

[RonFez Mark pumps his fist in the air as the crowd chants his name as Vince McMahon looks on in disbelief.]

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Vince McMahon: *camera pans to his distraught face* Nooo, nooo... this can't be happening!

RonFez Mark: Now I can act all big in the "RF Power Board Room!" Who's got the Stroke?!? Just playing. Love you all.

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[PanterA]

PanterA: "Hey Mark, you think your a big man now? You think you can just come here and a run a muck? Well listen up big man, you might have the post count but you dont have the power! i challenge you to a match right here...on ronfez.net!!"

::crowd goes crazy::


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[RF Godfather]

[RonFez Mark is sitting on a grey folding chair, talking with a few of the RF.Net members sipping on a Heineken courtesy of LTRooster and is watching the live feed from the ring. An RFW (RonFez Wrestling) veteran superstar, PanterA in full wrestling regalia is responding to the emergence of a newcomer into the "Contenders" spot who is trying to steal his apparent thunder. RonFez Mark passes a quick smirk across his face upon hearing the news and then slowly places his libation on the table nearby. He quickly gets up out of his seat and disappears into a nearby lockerroom that has RF MARK on a golden plaque proudly displayed on the door itself.]

Jim Ross: OH MY GOD! Wha's RonFez Mark going to do now, Paul E? Is he going to accept the challenge?

Paul Heyman: This newcomer, RF Mark has been a thorn in the sides of many RF board members thus far since jumping from the independent boards and he thinks he's going to upstage a cagey former RFW champion, the likes of one PanterA! He got another thing coming! *points at the screen* Don't underestimate your elders! He better watch his back or his nWo-esque RF mob is going to come and find his @$$!

Jim Ross: Watch your mouth King... I mean Paul E, your momma might be watchin!

[On the RF-Tron, the audience can see RF Mark leaving his room. He points behind him and two masked men in suits follows close behind. One individual holds a briefcase.]

RonFez Mark: *camera closes up on his odd looking smile* Hey PanterA, *knocks on the camera* Big boy, I got a proposition for you. I'll make this known in the center of the ring, cut to a commercial break! You want ratings, don't you? This is what we call a teaser. You might learn something from me after all.

Jim Ross: He's right...Paul E. Let's go to a break for our sponsors: RonFez.Net and from inDEMAND for our upcoming annual November RFW mega event, "Fez' Revenge" cuz when you watch inDEMAND, "YOU RULE!"

*cut to a commercial break*

Jim Ross: We are waiting for RonFe...

[The lights go out in the RF Arena and a Dudley Boy-esque pyro hits the rampway. The crowd looks at the rampway in anticipation. Out of the rampway once again to a huge pop is RonFez Mark as "Bodies" by Drowning Pool and those two masked men follow suit into the center of the squared circle.]

Jim Ross: Who are those guys accompanying RonFez Mark, King?

Paul Heyman: *stares at JR angerly* What the f*ck did you just call me? Aren't we on O and A delay? My mistake if that didn't get bleeped out. JR, I'm Paul Heyman not a fat piece of trailerpark trash that wears a Burger King crown on his fat head!

[RonFez Mark asks for a mic and Lillian Garcia hands him one as he kisses her hand. She blushes and returns to her seat by the cowbell. At this point, he gets up on each turnbuckle and gives the familiar Benoit "thumb to throat" taunt as flash bulbs pop wildly into the night. RonFez Mark stands in the center of the ring and nods his head as those two mysterious men stand nearby.]

RonFez Mark: OK, it looks as though since I made my little speech about getting into the special elite "contenders" position of the RF Pecking Order, I've already had quite a few detractors. Vince, dad, how come? You didn't think I would wait forever and let Shane and my "sister" hee hee Stephanie with that beautiful smile, tiny waist and gigantic... *sticks tongue backin his mouth* I digress. Sorry, well Dad I had to do something and I finally have gotten into the big time! I am finally at the top of this business with the living legends like Ric Flair, Ron and Fez obviously, my favorites as you can see, LTRooster, Heckler and the others. You weren't going to give me my just due and passed me the torch, well Dad I just took it away from you like Mick did to you in 1999! Remember Dad! You thought that was bad, you have not seem nothing yet! I think I am about to finally break into the top and then out of nowhere comes out good old, RFW vet PanterA *huge pop*, a legendary mod to protest my membership! Hey PanterA, you think you are going to ruin my celebration and the fa

[PanterA]

JR: "Well Paul moments ago we heard the comments made by RF Mark. Can you believe how he's managed to align himself with Money INC.?"

PH: "Actually I thought Money INC. would have higher standard."

JR: "Well Paul I don't...."

BOOM!!!

[an explosion rips through the 35,000 fans packed inside Madison Square Garden, followed by a thunderous riff off the guitar of Dimebag Darrell]

::The crowd erupts::

[The music sets the fans in a frenzy. Sections of the audience erupt into mosh pits. Fire balls ignite and a flaming PanterA sign that lowers onto the right of the ramp.]

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[PanterA enters the arena and marches his way towards the ring.]

::The crowd chants Pan - Ter - A. Pan - Ter - A. Pan - Ter - A::

JR: "That can only be one man Paul, and it looks like he has something he wants to say!"

PH: "This idiot thinks he can come here and disrupt a perfectly civil..."

[PanterA marches around the ring and stops in front of the announce table]

PH: "...JR you have no right saying those things about such a fine man..."

[PanterA reaches over and slams Paul-E's head against the table. Then grabs a live mic and a steal chair and enters the ring.]

JR: "Serves you right Paul."

PanterA: "Cut my music!!"

[Music stops on a dime.]

PanterA: "I come here today, and the second I get into the building I have business suit pansies shoving video tape in face. Then when I do turn on the tape I see rf marks sissy ass running his mouth like he's got a pair!"

::Crowd cheers::

PanterA: "First of all RF Mark..."

::Crowd sounds with mixed cheers and boos::

PanterA: "When I challenged you last Thursday, I didn't see you come running down that ramp like the idiot you are and take on PanterA one on one. I kinda remember see you cowering off in a limo like the no good pussy McMahn you are!"

::Crowd explodes::

JR: "That's true Paul."

PanterA: "Then you come here tonight in front of 35,000 of MY fans..."

::Crowd chants Pan - Ter - A::

[PanterA climbs to the second turnbuckle and raises the steel chair into the air]

PH: "That man is a fool how dare he attack me the way he did!"

JR: "You better watch out Paul he's liable to do it again"

PanterA: "You come here tonight, align yourself with two of wrestlings most washed up members..."

::Crowd laughs::

PanterA: "And that's when they were in their prime..."

::Crowd laughs harder::

PH: "He has some nerve talking about the worlds richest tag team like that."

JR: "ahh shut up Paul"

PanterA: "Then you go and as far as I see it....bribe me to leave you alone with wrestlings stupidest belt EVER! You cant buy me! You cant scare me! YOU CANT BEAT ME!!!"

::Crowd cheers::

JR: "I wouldn't want to be RF Mark right now Paul."

PanterA: "You say you want to take this to a PPV? YOU'RE NOT WORTH A PPV!!! You're not even worth a regular match on Sunday Night Heat!! So I'll tell you what I'm going to do. First I'm going to announce my alliance tonight, and it's this chair right here! THEN I'm going to leave this ring...walk back to your locker room and beat the EVER LIVING DAY LIGHTS OUT OF YOU!!!"

::Crowd goes nuts!::

[PanterA drops the mic, his music starts and he walks out of the ring with the chair and matches out of the arena.]

JR: "It's going to be a crazy night Paul"

[commercials]


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[JustJon]

JR: We're looking at a real slobberknocker here, folks. These two intense competitors are taking each other to the woodshed!

Paul: Call it like it is, JR. RFMark is beating him within an inch of his life.

*The two competitors beat each other around the ring, until IRS distracts senior official Earl Hebner.*

JR: Oh, now what are they up to?

Paul: He's discussing Earl's slow two count. Even I can see that, JR.

*DiBiase climbs onto the apron and raises the belt, about to strike PanterA from behind when <b><font color=red>Coda</font></b> runs out of the crowd and pulls DiBiase off the ring unexpectedly. The two trade punches back and forth as the match continues*

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[PanterA]

JR: "Coda and Dibiase exchange right hands. Coda with his agility gets the better of the aging Debiase."

PH: "What the hell is he doing out here?! He should be fined and suspended!"

JR: "I thought he was suspended? Ohh Coda slams Debiase's head right into the steel steps out here in ring side."

PH: "Ohh IRS with a punch to the back of codas head."

JR: "IRS came from behind there Paul."

PH: "He shouldnt even be out there JR!"

JR: "Yeah like Money INC. is supposed to be out there too? Both men knocked out in the ring, the action is here on the outside, Coda and IRS of Money INC. going blow for blow Paul. right left right left these 2 men are pummeling each other. Earl Hebner is trying to break these 2 men apart. Ted Dibiase coming around on the other side with a steal chair...MY GOD HE MISSED!! my God Coda ducked at the last minute and Debianse hit Earl and IRS by accident."

PH: "Here it comes on the replay...WHAM!! He hit Earl harder then I ever seen anyone get hit! He's got to be busted open!"

JR: "Well you're right Paul he's got quite a gash on the side of his head. This getting out of control...Coda back to his feat now grabs Dibiase and puts him on his shoulder."

PH: "Oh no is this..."

::Crowd explodes::

PH: "The Symphony of Destruction!!"

JR: "Dibiase on Codas shoulders...lets remind everyone that that's concrete under those thin mats an, ohhh Coda slamming Dibiase's neck into the floor in that unorthodox way."

PH: "It's called The Symphony of Destruction JR. A move created by the late great Gorilla Monsoon, but made famous by that man right there."

JR: "Well both men back on there feet in the ring. Dibiase down, IRS down, Earl Hebner down, Coda catching his breath and no doubt dizzy from the blows received by IRS. What's RFMark pulling out of his knee brace? It looks like brace knuckles!"

PH: "No that's something one of the stupid fans threw in the ring...he's just getting it out of the way so no one gets hurt."

JR: "Well it looks like brace knuckles to me. PanterA slow to turn he looks a bit dazed as well, he has no idea what's about to happen...ohh my, RFMark nailed him in the head, but Coda is up on the top ropes and missile drop kicks RFMark right out of his boots."

PH: "He kicked him right out of the ring JR, and Money INC is cutting there loses and leaving together beaten and bruised."

[Coda's music rips through the arena. He celebrates in the ring]

JR: "This is long from over Paul. We'll find out what the relationship with Coda and PanterA is? What does Money INC. thinking about this? We'll all find out on Monday night!"

[end of show]

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