If You Coulda Chosen You Own Name

[Fat_Sunny]

Fat Was Named After A Great-Uncle And Babtized With A Nice Biblical Name (One Of The 12 Apostles) That He Likes, But Does Not Love. If Fat Coulda Chose His Own Name, He Woulda Picked:

Theodore Or Edward, So He Could Be Called Ted. Ted_Sunny. Love It!
Clay, After Henry Clay. This Is A Very Manly Name. Clay_Sunny. Love It!
Grant, After US Grant. Another Stud Name. Grant_Sunny. Love It!

But If He Only Had One Choice, It Would Have To Be The Biblical Name Luke. Luke_Sunny. Really Love It!

If You Could Pick The FIRST Name That Should Be On Your Birth Certificate, Would What You Pick?

[patsopinion]

ron bennington
walter wiznukey

[weekapaugjz]

ive thought about this before and come to the conclusion i wouldn't change my name: james
i like it. its classic.

and i would never change my middle name either: marvin
named for my grandfather and wouldn't change it for anything.

[PapaBear]

Both of my brothers and one of my sisters were named after other family members. My other sister was named after the girl's orphanage that my mother grew up in. I'm the only one not named after anyone in my family. I wish they had named me after my Uncle Van.

[HBox]

Stone Bonecrusher.
Smoke Slabstack.
Meat Bonesteel.
Zap Rowsdower.

Any of those will work for me.

[PapaBear]

Stone Bonecrusher.
Smoke Slabstack.
Meat Bonesteel.
Zap Rowsdower.

Any of those will work for me.
My avatar http://www.ronfez.net/forums/image.php?u=20587&dateline=1176339625 can beat up your avatar http://www.ronfez.net/forums/image.php?u=1166&dateline=1175405258.


Dammit... I used to be able to paste avatars in a post!

[Fat_Sunny]

Fat's Just Surprised By HBox's Name Choices, Cause He Had Thought Up Until Now That HBox Was A Chick. Fat's Bad!

[tele7]

I was named Mark at birth. Three days later it was changed to Thomas at the request of my father. If I could choose, I would go with this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cBaZrl7FCVE

[Chip196]

the biggest fight my parents ever had was about my name. My father wanted to name me Bruno for his recently deceased cousin. My mother wanted nothing to do with it. After monthes of argument my mother did a little research and found out that Cousin Bruno's real name was Andrew. I am pretty happy with their decision and it suits me well.

[nevnut]

Asshole

[cupcakelove]

I've never heard that Ted is a nickname for Edward. I'm glad nobody has ever tried to call me Ted.

[Thebazile78]

I've never heard that Ted is a nickname for Edward. I'm glad nobody has ever tried to call me Ted.

Senator Kennedy's (D-MA) first name is Edward.

And they call him "Ted."

[Mike Teacher]

Anything but Mike. Too many Mikes.

I wanna be called: 100100101001010010010101010100101101001

You figure it out it's binary

[cupcakelove]

Senator Kennedy's (D-MA) first name is Edward.

And they call him "Ted."

I just thought it was a drunk stutter.


Yeah I forgot about him.

[Cleophus James]

Bigus Dikus

[Jughead]

Well My name Is Jeffrey..Jeff I always loved Hosenunyun.........

[Death Metal Moe]

I kinda like my 1st name now.

[burrben]

max Power

[Midkiff]

I would like to be Balls Deep.

[grlNIN]

My Mother basically named me after her mother and grandmother, etc but instead of "Marie" she made it "Maria".

She originally wanted to name me Scarlett, which is now something im furious over because that's a kiler name but i've decided that for her(and myself) im going to name a daughter(if i ever have one) Scarlett.

My father wanted to name me "Linda" after my mom, horrible.

I don't care either way about my name, sometimes i wish they could've compromised on giving me my mom's middle name, "Jean"...instead of just giving me "Jeanine" as a middle name.

FIN.

[Fat_Sunny]

Marie/Maria/Scarlett/Linda/Jean/Jeannie:

What Is Your Avatar All About? What Does It Mean?

[barjockey]

Call me "High Walker"

[A.J.]

Maybe "Williams Sonoma". I was inspired by this guy:

Neiman Marcus Jay Edmond, 19, was arrested at his home in Northeast Washington on Tuesday, police said. (http://www.nbc4.com/news/11622857/detail.html)

[Furtherman]

Dan Stugots

[Thomas Merton]

I like my first name Steve, just fine, but I hate my last name. When my great-grandfather came through Ellis Island from Checkoslavakia, he literally changed the name on the spot, eliminating a lot of j's and k's from the name in an attempt to "americanize" it. It is a totally unique name that is never pronounced correctly from my grade school teachers to present day. The worst part is how often its misspelled, even on things like credit cards where I have to print the letters of my name in those boxes. People are stupid

Of course, my porn name is Buttons Clydesdale

[grlNIN]

Marie/Maria/Scarlett/Linda/Jean/Jeannie:

What Is Your Avatar All About? What Does It Mean?

Desert Sessions, baby.

[Fat_Sunny]

Desert Sessions

Fat Did A Search And Found Out All About Desert Sessions. Obviously, Fat Needs To Get Out More. The New Culture Is Passing Him By!

[Sarge]

Desert Sessions, baby.

Nice.

[pennington]

Phat Sonny. It would be a good pimp name.

[Team_Ramrod]

I have always had a greivance with my parents choice for my name. The gave me a dumb first name (turns out it was fairly popular then) and a ridiculous middle name (for some dead uncle....like I give 2 shits about a dead uncle of one of my parents that I never met). All I have for decent names is my Christening name.....Andrew.

I'd want to be an Andrew so people could call me Andy....or Andy Capp

I'd tell them "fuck off; it's Andrew". Then Chaos would ensue.

[lleeder]

I'd change it to Evedder thats a timeless name that never gets old.

[WhistlePig]

If I could have chosen my own name I never would have picked what my mom picked--I cringe whenever I hear it. I hate it. That's why I legally changed it.

[AnnoyedGrunt]

I have no real problem with my first name, but I wouldn't have gone with the 'ph' spelling of Stephen.

[Don Stugots]

Greg Rotten or Blowhard or Mikeyboy jr.

[MrPink]

I was named Stephen after some grandfather of one of my birth parents. I haven't gone by that name in years, and cringe whenever my mom uses it. My dad said he wanted to name me after one of the dogs I had growing up named Skippy. Anyway, I wish my name was Red. I think it's a funny name.

[cougarjake13]

i was supposed to be named eric, but i had a cousin who was a year older that died a few months before i was born and they nixed that idea out of respect

i've thought of legally changing it

[ChimneyFish]

Sathington Willoughby




















but you all can call me Puddin' Taine.
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/46ff70351dc988b692d74fafd25026ae-.jpg

[Bill From Yorktown]

Anything but Mike. Too many Mikes.

I wanna be called: 100100101001010010010101010100101101001

You figure it out it's binary

Mike , why would you want to be known as 314779019625?

I'm ok with William, even tho I go by Bill. Only ONE person has ever been allowed to call me Billy - my Godmother. Unfortunatly I'm a Willy Joe, and the initials... well we wont go there.

My poor brother got Jon (without the H) long before it became trendy.

I named my son Matthew Connor - good strong name. It's never Matt - always Matthew. Connor? - think Highlander. It's also a good name (and a little tip of the hat to my smidge of Scott in me)

[RoseBlood]

I wish my first name were Larry,
my middle name Moe,

(one person will get this, possibly two)

[Leticia]

I think i still would have chosen my name...

Except I would have worked it out so that i will have the proununciation next to it.

Then again i'll probably have more important things to do with my life as a genius baby who can name themselves.

[RoseBlood]

I think i still would have chosen my name...

Except I would have worked it out so that i will have the proununciation next to it.

Then again i'll probably have more important things to do with my life as a genius baby who can name themselves.

I will never understand how so many people have trouble pronouncing your name. It's just like 'Alicia' or 'Felicia'. People are dumb. :thumbdown:

*edit* not the way Alicia Silverstone pronounces it.

[suggums]

i hated my middle name, marshall, growing up and always wanted to change it

now im content and if i ever become an author and need a penname its thomas marshall

[Fat_Sunny]

i hated my middle name, marshall, growing up and always wanted to change it

Did They Torment You By Calling You "Penny" In High School?

[TheMojoPin]

Brick Tungsten, Slab Beefwell, Slab Bulkhead, Butch Deadlift, Dirk Hardpec, Punch Rockgroin, Ham Blowfist, Flint Ironstag, Big McLargehuge, Roll Fizzlebeef...

BIG ALAN STEELE!

[tele7]

http://members.home.nl/jgeurden/tweakers/eindhoven/new/chest_rockwell.JPG

[A.J.]

Anyway, I wish my name was Red. I think it's a funny name.

Maybe if you're Irish.

http://www.theprisonfilmproject.com/images2/prisonfilanalysis/shawshank/TheShawshankRedemption1.jpg

[drjoek]

Fez Marie !

[FUNKMAN]

not named after anyone and i wouldn't want to change it

Ronald Scott

link for name meanings

http://www.kabalarians.com/index.cfm

Ronald

Although the name Ron creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it causes procrastination, lack of confidence, and the inability to realize your goals and ambitions.

This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, and worry or mental tension.

The name of Ron has made you serious-minded, responsible, and stable.

You love the security of a home and family, you are fond of children, and, as a parent you would be fair and understanding.

Although you have good business judgment, you are not aggressive in your dealings because you do not like to create issues.

You would be successful in any position dealing with the public as you have a diplomatic and tactful manner and possess a charming, easy-going nature which puts people at ease.

People are drawn to you because they feel that you are patient, kind, understanding, and responsive.

Scott

Although the name Scott creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it causes a restless intensity that defies relaxation.

This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the solar plexus, and through worry and mental tension.

The name of Scott creates a quick, analytical, and clever mind; you are creative, versatile, original, and independent.

You have large ambitions, and it is difficult for you to be tolerant and understanding of those who desire less in life or who are more slow and methodical by nature.

Patience is not your forte.

You do, however, have leadership ability and would never be happy in a subservient position.

You are ambitious and aggressive by nature.

You would be happiest in positions where you are free to express individually and creatively and where opportunities are not restricted; you desire freedom, and do not tolerate being possessed by others.

You appreciate change and travel, and the opportunity to meet and mix with others, and to influence them with your creative ideas

[FezPaul]

I was named Mark at birth. Three days later it was changed to Thomas at the request of my father. If I could choose, I would go with this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cBaZrl7FCVE

I like it in spanish (http://youtube.com/watch?v=51v_TdN73yY&mode=related&search=)

[Sarge]

Rock Quarry.

[Fat_Sunny]

Anyway, I wish my name was Red. I think it's a funny name.

Yeah, But Then You'd Be Mr. Red Pink. Wouldn't That Be Just A Bit Too Colorful?!

[Crippler]

not named after anyone and i wouldn't want to change it

Ronald Scott

link for name meanings

http://www.kabalarians.com/index.cfm

Ronald

Although the name Ron creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it causes procrastination, lack of confidence, and the inability to realize your goals and ambitions.

This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, and worry or mental tension.

The name of Ron has made you serious-minded, responsible, and stable.

You love the security of a home and family, you are fond of children, and, as a parent you would be fair and understanding.

Although you have good business judgment, you are not aggressive in your dealings because you do not like to create issues.

You would be successful in any position dealing with the public as you have a diplomatic and tactful manner and possess a charming, easy-going nature which puts people at ease.

People are drawn to you because they feel that you are patient, kind, understanding, and responsive.

The names Ron & John are apparently very similar because I just got through reading the same thing. In my case, at least, it's frighteningly accurate.

[tbagnu]

my given name is robert (aka bob)

would love to be known as Lars Schlump

[IamPixie]

I like my name it's not unsual but it's not that common either. Andrea- ANN-DREE-A

[FUNKMAN]

Louie Schwartz

[reeshy]

I always hated my given name.....I always wanted to be called Sheeshy