Lawyer jumps from Empire State bldg

[WRESTLINGFAN]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=3039354&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

[jetdog]

God Damn, I guess if you build it, they will jump off it. Sad.

[Kevin]

If this turns off to be Mikey, I blame and will never forgive Gvac, because his constant complaining about the board, we may have lost Mikey.... DAMN YOU GREG!!!

[Gvac]

If this turns off to be Mikey, I blame and will never forgive Gvac, because his constant complaining about the board, we may have lost Mikey.... DAMN YOU GREG!!!

From your mouth to God's ears. We'd be rid of that American Idol loving, egotistical prick once and for all.

[Fat_Sunny]

Jumped? Or Pushed??

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[TheMojoPin]

What a dick. Doing it like that could hurt or kill someone else, and is likely gonna traumatize someone. Plus you're now a giant puddle of mush for any loved ones who have to deal with this. Way to cap of your shitty life, asshole. Suicide is for jerks.

[Kevin]

Jumped? Or Pushed??

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What a pussy, he did not even go to the top to jump.. IF YOUR GUNNA DO IT.. GO ALL THE WAY!!!

[Don Stugots]

If this turns off to be Mikey, I blame and will never forgive Gvac, because his constant complaining about the board, we may have lost Mikey.... DAMN YOU GREG!!!

From your mouth to God's ears. We'd be rid of that American Idol loving, egotistical prick once and for all.

you forgot "long haired hippy."

[mendyweiss]

Someone yelled from the 50th floor "Are you OK ?
He said " So far , so good !!"

[drjoek]

What do you call a bus load of lawyers going over a cliff?


A good start

Thanks I'll be here all week.

[Kevin]

What a dick. Doing it like that could hurt or kill someone else, and is likely gonna traumatize someone. Plus you're now a giant puddle of mush for any loved ones who have to deal with this. Way to cap of your shitty life, asshole. Suicide is for jerks.

Agreed. He is dead, but what a fucking douchebag.. If your gunna be a fucking pussy and off yourself, at least do it where you can't hurt anyone else, you selfish prick

[jetdog]

What a dick. Doing it like that could hurt or kill someone else, and is likely gonna traumatize someone. Plus you're now a giant puddle of mush for any loved ones who have to deal with this. Way to cap of your shitty life, asshole. Suicide is for jerks.
I definitely see your point, but his state of mind was probably not conducive to making rational decisions.
but yeah, I always get pissed when people kill themselves in ways that endanger others.

[drjoek]

Suicide is Painless
M*A*S*H

[Furtherman]

Was he wearing a pirate costume? If he wasn't.... amateur.

[Dan G]

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[jetdog]

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It looks like he reacts too soon.

[PapaBear]

It looks like he reacts too soon.
You're right. Maybe he heard the scream.

[kevcala]

You're right. Maybe he heard the scream.

Maybe he saw the shadow, or reflection in a puddle.

[PapaBear]

Maybe he saw the shadow, or reflection in a puddle.
I have a new theory. He was just about to start boogieing. Just as said "boogie" was starting, the body hit. Think about it... With all the possible bizarre circumstances that can happen in life, it can't be the first time a boogie was interrupted by a falling body.

[Justice4all]

What a dick. Doing it like that could hurt or kill someone else, and is likely gonna traumatize someone. Plus you're now a giant puddle of mush for any loved ones who have to deal with this. Way to cap of your shitty life, asshole. Suicide is for jerks.

And cowards.

[OGC]

Police responded to the New York City landmark shortly before
3 p.m. after a 911 caller reported seeing a severed leg covered
in a gray sock on the street below. The rest of the body was
recovered from a setback on the 30th floor.


You never think about things like this when you hear someone has jumped from a building.

I love the attention to the detail.

[Bulldogcakes]

One down, a million more to go.

BTW-I understand he's suing the ground for his injuries.

[DonInNC]

I wonder if on his way down he yelled "Jury-onimo!"

[pennington]

Are they even sure this guy actually DID commit suicide and wasn't pushed or fell out in some freak accident? Does anyone know how the windows in the ESB open?

[Yerdaddy]

"When is the sidewalk fully dressed? When it's Wearing Hudsucker! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! IS THAT A BLUE LETTER????!!!"
http://www.exler.ru/films/images/15-04-2002/capture12.jpg

[DonInNC]

Ironic that a lawyer fell-on-ny

[Yerdaddy]

"When is the sidewalk fully dressed? When it's Wearing Hudsucker! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! IS THAT A BLUE LETTER????!!!"
http://www.exler.ru/films/images/15-04-2002/capture12.jpg

[DonInNC]

Does anyone know how the windows in the ESB open?

Tort the outside?

[TheMojoPin]

"When is the sidewalk fully dressed? When it's Wearing Hudsucker! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! IS THAT A BLUE LETTER????!!!"
http://www.exler.ru/films/images/15-04-2002/capture12.jpg

Nice one, buddy!

[A.J.]

If your gunna be a fucking pussy and off yourself, at least do it where you can't hurt anyone else, you selfish prick

Like those assholes who threaten to jump off bridges and as a result, cause backups while the cops try and talk them down. If I wasn't so afraid of going to prison, I'd shove them off myself...the worthless fucks.

[tele7]

Mr. Rosenberg....you need an appointment!!!

[SatCam]

Are they even sure this guy actually DID commit suicide and wasn't pushed or fell out in some freak accident? Does anyone know how the windows in the ESB open?

Tenbats probably knows

[Snacks]

Ironic that a lawyer fell-on-ny

is this funkman? Your one liners are very funkmanish

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

If I ever commit suicide I'm going to fling myself off the top of a skyscraper, but before I do I'm going to fill my pockets with candy and gum. That way when the horrified onlookers walk up they can go, "Oh My God what happenOOO, Snickers, hey!"

--Patton Oswalt

[reeshy]

Inconsiderate motherfucker.....he could have killed someone!!!!!

[PapaBear]

Inconsiderate motherfucker.....he could have killed someone!!!!!
I hate people who kill themselves in a way that puts others at risk, or ruins their lives. Like the guys who jump out in front of trucks... do they give a damn about how that's going to affect the trucker's life?