Valerie Bertinelli: Say It Ain't So, Baby Doll!

[Fat_Sunny]

F_S Stayed Home Yesterday Cause Of The Storm And Watched A Bit Of TV And On Comes A New Jenny Craig Commercial Featuring Not Only The Smaller-But-Still-Huge Kirstie Alley But Also America's Former Yummy Cupcake But Now Borderline Fat-Pig, VALLERIE BERTINELLI !

Fat Is Broken-Hearted! The Commerical Had Not Only Front-Views But Also A Side View Of His 70's Heart-Throb And Man, She Is Now Shamu-Size!

Time Is A Terrible Enemy!

[led37zep]

It will be ok Fat Sunny, she's be a little less fat soon enough. Don't you worry.

[Fat_Sunny]

It will be ok Fat Sunny, she's be a little less fat soon enough. Don't you worry.

Yeah, You Be Right, Led, But It Was Just A Shock To See. Like The Thread Yesterday Where Someone Posted A Pic Of Evil Kneivel On His Jazzy!

[reillyluck]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/070416/valerie_bertinelli2_180.jpg

yeah, she wears moo moos now. Terrible.

[Fat_Sunny]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/070416/valerie_bertinelli2_180.jpg

yeah, she wears moo moos now. Terrible.

She Looks Even Chunkier In The TV Commercial!

Fat Is Very Tolerant Of Plus Sizes, Being One Himself Every Few Years, As He Roller-Coasters Up And Down, Weight-Wise. But Fat Was Never A TV Star, And Millions Of People Never Had A Crush On Him. He Holds Valerie To A Higher Standard!!

[reillyluck]

Reillyluck think she still looks beautiful. but the moo moos. not so much.



There was only one hot chick that could pull off wearing a Moo Moo:


http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e77/debbiejshu/MrandMrsRoper.jpg

[Fat_Sunny]

You Got That Right! Fat Was A Huge Mrs. Roper Fan!

[PapaBear]

I'd still gladly hit it. Besides... Her pre diet size is still smaller than Kirstie's post diet size.

[drjoek]

I could still run a batch over Valerie
In fact I may just do that NOW

DONE

[Bellyfullasnot]

Don't worry Fat. There's always reruns, and I don't mean the "What's Happening" type.

[ppanda]

I happened to see this ad too on Sunday. F_S I feel your pain. She was an early crush for me too.

[Don Stugots]

I am not tossing her out of my bed, chunky style or bag of bones. hot once is hot always. plus, i like the thick chicks.

[Thomas Merton]

Thomas Merton prefers to look on the positive side. TM also loved Valerie, such a great combo of hotness and innocence. TM wonders about why Mr. Schneider was always hanging around the apartment. But TM likes the arrival of the boob fairy and believes that a woman of girth is also a woman who can cook and knows she has to work harder to please her man.

TM cannot look positively on the defilement and deviant lifestyle inflicted by one Mr. Eddie Van Halen, the same way Rose McGowan will never appeal due to her temporary insanity with the devil himself, Marylyn Manson. TM is frightened by androgeny.

[LawnDarts]

No wonder Eddie strayed...

That and all the crystal meth.

[pennington]

I was on the phone with the TV on mute when I first saw that commercial. I'm ashamed to say I actually yelled out in horror when it came on.

As to Kirstie Alley in that form fitting dress: not the most flattering choice.

[A.J.]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/070416/valerie_bertinelli2_180.jpg

yeah, she wears moo moos now. Terrible.

If that's fat, then I want to go hoggin'.

[A.J.]

There was only one hot chick that could pull off wearing a Moo Moo:


http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e77/debbiejshu/MrandMrsRoper.jpg

And only one hot man...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2e/Homer_simpson_-_muumuu.jpg/180px-Homer_simpson_-_muumuu.jpg

[WhistlePig]

Time is a terrible enemy F_S!
How about Kathleen Turner? She now looks like a pile of mashed potatoes.

Then:
http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Kathleen-Turner-Says-Ta-Ta-To-Hollywood-2.jpg

Now:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/06/turnerPA050606_228x205.jpg

[angelinad128]

I finally got to see this ad this morning and how you discribed it FS you make her out to be huge. She didn't look big at all and she was wearing a close fitting dress. She is still beautiful!

[reillyluck]

Valerie is still beautiful!!! Now Kathleen Turner....Eeeeesh!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Valerie is still beautiful!!! Now Kathleen Turner....Eeeeesh!!


Agreed

:king:

[PapaBear]

I finally got to see this ad this morning and how you discribed it FS you make her out to be huge. She didn't look big at all and she was wearing a close fitting dress. She is still beautiful!
Thaaaaaank You!!!

[Don Stugots]

I finally got to see this ad this morning and how you discribed it FS you make her out to be huge. She didn't look big at all and she was wearing a close fitting dress. She is still beautiful!

Thaaaaaank You!!!

my feelings exactly.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

And only one hot man...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2e/Homer_simpson_-_muumuu.jpg/180px-Homer_simpson_-_muumuu.jpg

I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the muumuu. (said while shopping at The Vast Waistband)

[Sarge]

She still looks pretty good to me.

[Fat_Sunny]

Update!

F_S Saw A Commercial This Morning Showing Valerie Down 28 Pounds! She Looks Better Than She Did In 1985 !!!

Way To Go, Baby Doll!!!

[TheMojoPin]

Do something to try and get her attention.

[Fat_Sunny]

Do something to try and get her attention.

That's What The Post Above Your's Was For!

If She Reads RonFez.Net, She's On Notice That She Is Now F_S-Worthy!!

[Ritalin]

Based on this and the Gwenyth Paltrow thread, Ritalin is thinking that F_S needs some real life female companionship.

(or some New_Porn)

[Fat_Sunny]

Based on this and the Gwenyth Paltrow thread, Ritalin is thinking that F_S needs some real life female companionship.

(or some New_Porn)

Ritalin May Be On To Something!

[Ritalin]

Ritalin may be on something, too

[grlNIN]

People aging and putting on a fews pounds is downright DISGUSTING!

What vile pigs to succumb to time in such a manner!

I'm outraged!!!!!

[BeerBandit]

This is absolutely disheartening news. I had such a crush on her when I was a kid. I think I've figured out that she is at least partly responsible for "my type". Goddamn that Time is a bitch.

[Ritalin]

Hey, I have to be honest: I'm not sure how great Valerie would feel if she got a load of me today, either.

[Hottub]

Hey, I have to be honest: I'm not sure how great Valerie would feel if she got a load from me today, either.

Fixed it.

[TheMojoPin]

That's What The Post Above Your's Was For!

If She Reads RonFez.Net, She's On Notice That She Is Now F_S-Worthy!!

Something more public and sensational. Y'know...newsworthy. That's the only way she's going to notice you.

[Doctor Manhattan]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/070416/valerie_bertinelli2_180.jpg

Is she about a size 14?

[Snacks]

Is she about a size 14?

so your saying shes about 10 sizes too big? I would agree :wink:

[Fat_Sunny]

so your saying shes about 10 sizes too big? I would agree :wink:

That Picture On The Cover Of People Magazine Is The BEFORE Picture...The AFTER Picture Is Much Different!!!

[IMSlacker]

That Picture On The Cover Of People Magazine Is The BEFORE Picture...The AFTER Picture Is Much Different!!!

Here's an "after" picture from the Jenny Craig site. Not too bad... Let me know if you'd like it made into a sig. :wink:

http://www.jennycraig.com/valerie/images/valerie_top.jpg

[Fat_Sunny]

Here's an "after" picture from the Jenny Craig site. Not too bad... Let me know if you'd like it made into a sig. :wink:

http://www.jennycraig.com/valerie/images/valerie_top.jpg


Hee Hee...No Thanks. F_S Is Extremely Happy With The Pixies For Now!

[Doctor Manhattan]

Is she about a size 14?

so your saying shes about 10 sizes too big? I would agree :wink:

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9523/jamegumbha8.jpg

[Bulldogcakes]

http://www.jennycraig.com/valerie/images/valerie_top.jpghttp://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/upload/2007/03/scaryeddie.jpg

I cant imagine why these two ever broke up.

[Lillibaby]

Valerie is one of those few select women who can look good "pleasantly plump"...

[Fat_Sunny]

http://www.jennycraig.com/valerie/images/valerie_top.jpghttp://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/upload/2007/03/scaryeddie.jpg

I cant imagine why these two ever broke up.



OMG! F_S Had To Do A Triple-Take On That One. At First He Thought It Was Tiny Tim Or Some Other Hideous Troll!



http://aolsearch.aol.com/aol/redir?src=image&clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Femol.org%2Fnevada%2Fim ages%2Ftinytim.jpg&moduleId=image_details.jsp.M&clickedItemDescription=Image Details



Valerie, F_S Takes This Whole Thread Back. You Can Put On 200 Pounds And You'll Still Be Too Good For Eddie!!

[Ritalin]

Aha! Now Ritalin Sees Why Fat_Sunny Seems To Be In Need Of Female Companionship.

Can't Make Up His Mind.

[RicShaw]

He did stay slim anyway. She looks great but I'd climb on the lovely Kristie Alley so I may see things a little different.

[MrPink]

I had no idea who Bertinelli was when those commercials ran.

[tele7]

Here's an "after" picture from the Jenny Craig site. Not too bad... Let me know if you'd like it made into a sig. :wink:

http://www.jennycraig.com/valerie/images/valerie_top.jpg

That pic reminds me of the Tenacious D Tribute video. ROCK!! AHHHHHH!

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://www.jennycraig.com/valerie/images/valerie_top.jpghttp://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/upload/2007/03/scaryeddie.jpg

I cant imagine why these two ever broke up.

For christ's sake, the guy has been through a hip replacement and mouth cancer and a few rehabs.

Let's see what you look like... today:

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070813/i/r2102695855.jpg?x=224&y=345&sig=97Joi6SKyLeCJIJgACRk2A--

[A.J.]

She's hot before AND after.

[IMSlacker]

She's Back!!!

http://www.jennycraig.com/valerie/images/valerie_top.jpg

I wish Fat_Sunny was too. :down:

[PapaBear]

When she was heavier, I had more of a shot. Now I know I'm out of the running.:down:

[Bulldogcakes]

For a woman in her late 40's (47) she still looks delish.

[Dude!]

wow i can't believe there was a thread on this
from when she started her diet TWO years ago

cause today she is on the cover of
the new People Magazine.... looking good

i can't believe you people were calling her a pig


http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/news/090406/04_06_09.jpg



if that is what 48 looks like
i can't wait to get old

[PapaBear]

i can't believe you people were calling her a pig
For the record, I never did.

[torker]

http://timworstall.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/06/scary_eddie.jpghttp://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/news/090406/04_06_09.jpg

[NewYorkDragons80]

Valerie is still beautiful!!! Now Kathleen Turner....Eeeeesh!!

She's 55 years old. Not everyone is going to age like Ann Margaret.

[Ritalin]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/news/090406/04_06_09.jpg





but she got bad plastic surgery. Her face doesn't even look like it used to anymore. You can definitely see that she got her eyes done. She's kind of got man face now.

[OGC]

but she got bad plastic surgery. Her face doesn't even look like it used to anymore. You can definitely see that she got her eyes done. She's kind of got man face now.

Photoshop does wonders too.

Still she looks damn good.

[Tall_James]

http://timworstall.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/06/scary_eddie.jpghttp://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/news/090406/04_06_09.jpg

:lol::lol::lol:

[Jujubees2]

Valerie Bertinelli fan since day "One Day at a Time"

http://www.geocities.com/jkfunpage/features/images/barbjulie.jpg

[Sinestro]

but she got bad plastic surgery. Her face doesn't even look like it used to anymore. You can definitely see that she got her eyes done. She's kind of got man face now.

All I hear you saying is: But But But But..........................

I ask Why not?

[TheMojoPin]

Yes, the cover of a gossip magazine in the era of simple digital photo manipulation is "proof."

She's not a "pig," but come on. Use a little common sense.