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patsopinion
04-16-2007, 04:41 PM
pretty much my entire post is in the heading but...

http://www.poster.net/sharapova-maria/sharapova-maria-photo-maria-sharapova-6233843.jpg


i dont know it just seems shed beat my ass(and not in the good way)

you?

PapaBear
04-16-2007, 04:44 PM
http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/lorena_bobbitt_on_abc_news_2020_1993_1.jpg

lock it

DIRTY_MEX
04-16-2007, 04:57 PM
Aria Giovanni


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v506/gianca718/new.jpg

burrben
04-16-2007, 04:58 PM
the one with a vagina

Death Metal Moe
04-16-2007, 05:19 PM
A close personal friend gave me a piece of advice a few years ago and I've kept it close to my heart ever since..

"Girls are ugly and stupid."

Thanks Toddy boy!

JoeYaDeadHomey
04-16-2007, 05:48 PM
Aria Giovanni


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v506/gianca718/new.jpg

FUCK YEA! i remember o&a had her in the studio, and were saying shes fat.. hell no i wish she'd do some hardcore or something i love her!

but i pick isabella soprano. yes i know a porn star, yes i could pay to bang her, yes if i had the cash.. i think i would because she makes me feel naughty.

close runner up.. lita. i feel like theres something very wrong with me when i look at her, and i really like it.

Gvac
04-16-2007, 05:50 PM
I don't understand the premise of the thread.

Is it girls who are willing but you wouldn't be able to go through with it, or is it girls you wouldn't have the balls to ask?

Come to think of it, neither one makes sense.

Fat_Sunny
04-16-2007, 05:56 PM
I don't understand the premise of the thread.

Is it girls who are willing but you wouldn't be able to go through with it, or is it girls you wouldn't have the balls to ask?
Come to think of it, neither one makes sense.

It's The Latter...You Just Need To Brush Up On Your Patsopinionese!

Bob Impact
04-16-2007, 06:07 PM
I don't understand the premise of the thread.

Is it girls who are willing but you wouldn't be able to go through with it, or is it girls you wouldn't have the balls to ask?

Come to think of it, neither one makes sense.

That's exactly what i was thinking.

Death Metal Moe
04-16-2007, 06:12 PM
http://allstarz.hollywood.com/~lauraprepon/dest55.jpg

Laura Prepon is pretty hot. I'd probably end up doing an "Al Dukes" and ruining her sweater, but I'd go down trying.

He he, get it? Go down! OOOOH! I got a million of 'em!

Don Stugots
04-16-2007, 06:13 PM
I am so confused.

LOAF
04-16-2007, 06:14 PM
I am so confused.

As am I

patsopinion
04-16-2007, 06:14 PM
FUCK YEA! i remember o&a had her in the studio, and were saying shes fat.. hell no i wish she'd do some hardcore or something i love her!

but i pick isabella soprano. yes i know a porn star, yes i could pay to bang her, yes if i had the cash.. i think i would because she makes me feel naughty.

close runner up.. lita. i feel like theres something very wrong with me when i look at her, and i really like it.

http://www.freejose.com/images/i/isabellasoprano.jpg


any chick
their opinion of you or having sex with you isnt important
hot chicks that arent bangable because they intimidate you/or some other reason(name the reason)
any further questions can be directed to fs because im eating

Gvac
04-16-2007, 06:18 PM
http://www.freejose.com/images/i/isabellasoprano.jpg


any chick
their opinion of you or having sex with you isnt important
hot chicks that arent bangable because they intimidate you/or some other reason(name the reason)
any further questions can be directed to fs because im eating

You're loony.

PapaBear
04-16-2007, 06:20 PM
Gvac and I will take care of the ones you guys are afraid to bang. Hell... I even take back my first post. I'd just make sure there are no knives around.

patsopinion
04-16-2007, 06:22 PM
You're loony.

but in an endearing way right?

lleeder
04-16-2007, 06:23 PM
If I understand this thread ,I say Jenna Jameson. I would be very intimidated and so embarased when she had to endure my 3 weak pumps followed by a quick disappointment.

Gvac
04-16-2007, 06:24 PM
but in an endearing way right?

But of course!

led37zep
04-16-2007, 06:24 PM
http://www.freejose.com/images/i/isabellasoprano.jpg

their opinion of you or having sex with you isnt important


Is it ever?

Gvac
04-16-2007, 06:25 PM
Gvac and I will take care of the ones you guys are afraid to bang. Hell... I even take back my first post. I'd just make sure there are no knives around.

Hell yeah, Papa!

The element of danger alone would make me insane with passion if I ever had the chance to bed Ms. Bobbitt.

Midkiff
04-16-2007, 07:09 PM
Here's mine:

http://a642.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/54/m_ddf518dd5d22831d9b06a21e9183e361.jpg

DIRTY_MEX
04-16-2007, 07:10 PM
Sky Lopez

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v506/gianca718/40.jpg

pennington
04-16-2007, 07:24 PM
What's that old line? "No matter how good-looking she is, there's some guy who is tired of putting up with her shit."

pennington
04-16-2007, 07:25 PM
http://allstarz.hollywood.com/~lauraprepon/dest55.jpg

I liked her better with the red hair.

Uncle Inky
04-16-2007, 07:34 PM
Gotta say that for an old fat hippy with a small cock the one thing I got is balls!~LOL
I don't think I've been intimidated by a woman since puberty, and I fuck WAY out of my "league" haha

There is no spoon

A.J.
04-17-2007, 04:12 AM
I'm good at pulling it off.

Midkiff
04-17-2007, 04:32 AM
I'm good at pulling it off.

eeeeeeewwwwwww

Death Metal Moe
04-17-2007, 05:36 AM
I liked her better with the red hair.

So do I, but I'd take her in whatever form she was that day.

GonzoStyle
04-17-2007, 09:41 AM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i242/gonzostyle/punky.jpg

Death Metal Moe
04-17-2007, 09:42 AM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i242/gonzostyle/punky.jpg

But at THAT age? Fucking sicko!

GonzoStyle
04-17-2007, 09:47 AM
I would hum the theme song the whole time, being that it was under 30 seconds I could hum it twice.

King Hippos Bandaid
04-17-2007, 09:52 AM
That's exactly what i was thinking.

Pat is a 10 percenter when it comes to a Meaningful Thread


We Could start Posting

http://www.mumpelweb.de/unsinn/img/bikini_cats.jpg


on his threads again

Bob Impact
04-17-2007, 10:11 AM
Pat is a 10 percenter when it comes to a Meaningful Thread


We Could start Posting

http://www.mumpelweb.de/unsinn/img/bikini_cats.jpg


on his threads again
I'm not going to lie, that picture scares me.

King Hippos Bandaid
04-17-2007, 10:27 AM
I'm not going to lie, that picture scares me.

Bob you just want to unhook all 4 Bras and get you some Pussy (cat)

:king:

Lumber
04-17-2007, 10:52 AM
Marisa Tomei

Midkiff
04-17-2007, 12:39 PM
http://a642.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/54/m_ddf518dd5d22831d9b06a21e9183e361.jpg

MrPink
04-17-2007, 01:05 PM
A married woman, with alcohol I don't think there is a single girl I wouldn't be able to ask.

El Mudo
04-17-2007, 04:26 PM
Here's mine:

http://a642.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/54/m_ddf518dd5d22831d9b06a21e9183e361.jpg



Ok....



THAT'S funny

MellySmelly
04-17-2007, 05:35 PM
Stay away from my daughter Mudo!
http://members.aol.com/xoxofinley/greenchainsaw.gif

cougarjake13
04-17-2007, 06:52 PM
girls youd like to have sex with but wouldnt have to balls to pull it off


man i wouldnt go anywhere near a chick with balls to pull off