Best Pick-Up Lines

[DIRTY_MEX]

whats te best pick-up lines that would work with a chick?

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[burrben]

are you sure you're not the ocean because you float my boat.



i must be hitler because i wanna invade your "netherlands"

[PapaBear]

I've got an 8 ball.

[Gvac]

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.

Let me get my library card, because I'm checking you out.

[DIRTY_MEX]

are you sure you're not the ocean because you float my boat.



i must be hitler because i wanna invade your "netherlands"

Nice Burrben
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[DIRTY_MEX]

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.

Let me get my library card, because I'm checking you out.

thumb up for you Gvac

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[Landblast]

you, me, babies.

[DIRTY_MEX]

My Love For You Is Like Diarrhea, I Just Can't Hold It In

[Kevin]

I have 5 billion dollars...


And... I know Gvac.

[Bob Impact]

You should use the line I used to get Sarah, this can only be said after she says shes very religious and while you are standing in the rain on the quad of your college and staring at the sky:

"Strike my down your merciful faggot God! You whore, you divine cunt!"

I'm not sure why shes with me either.

[LOAF]

Oh its about this big...........

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[patsopinion]

You should use the line I used to get Sarah, this can only be said after she says shes very religious and while you are standing in the rain on the quad of your college and staring at the sky:

"Strike my down your merciful faggot God! You whore, you divine cunt!"

I'm not sure why shes with me either.

ive read that three times and i still giggle

[Uncle Inky]

I've got an 8 ball.
Haha, I was just about to say that I've never used a "line" to get a girls attention..... till I read this.
Yeah, partying through the 80's that one has worked wonders!~LOL

[Dan G]

You look just like my sister...wanna have sex?

[DIRTY_MEX]

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy

[Midkiff]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!

You must be tired, cuz you've been running through my mind all day.

[DIRTY_MEX]

Do you know Karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'

[Furtherman]

Smell this handkerchief.

[drjoek]

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me??

[Jujubees2]

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

[A.J.]

"I love to listen."

[cupcakelove]

I don't know if its a pickup line, but I know a guy who once told a girl he was blimp pilot.

[SatCam]

Are you a memeber of ronfez.net? Cuz you look just like marc with a c

[reillyluck]

you must be from Jamaica, because Jamaican me horny!!!

[SatCam]

you must be from france because you speak french

[Soupy_Dreck]

I've seen london, i've seen france, can I see your underpants?

[DIRTY_MEX]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

FACE!!!

[DIRTY_MEX]

oh my god, i thought i was gay... then i met you Fezzy

[SatCam]

Did it hurt?





when your parents dropped you on your head?

[Crippler]

Two college buddies scored with these ridiculous lines. Granted, it was college & there was plenty of alcohol involved, but that doesn't stop me from laughing any time I think about them:

1. Nice shoes...wanna fuck?

2. Why don't we get drunk & screw?

[GonzoStyle]

I have the power to grant you a custom status!

I'm a bit rusty... thats not a pick up line, just sayin.

[FUNKMAN]

what's your sign, i'm a faeces...

[Lumber]

What do you say we go back to my place for some milk & cookies and watch Mr. Rodgers re-runs.

[Jujubees2]

We could go out to dinner and a movie, which would cost me about $150, and then go back to my place and screw or I could just give you the $150 now and we can just head back to my place.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Yo Baby Wanna Ride tha "J " Train, No Metro Card needed

[MONICA5579]

whats te best pick-up lines that would work with a chick?

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The best line I've ever heard... "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

[kevcala]

Are those space panties you're wearing, because that ass is out of this world.

-or-

What do you say you and I lock crotches and swap gravy?

[DarkHippie]

Let's play dentist, you give me an oral exam and then I'll drill your cavity.

[led37zep]

"You wanna get back at your dad or what?"

[nate1000]

To what was obviously a stripper in a bikini on the beach:
"Hey, honey. Where can we see you later tonight?"

The response was " Mints in Niagara Falls- I start at 10, see you there"

[Reynolds]

(While holding up a condom) "If you're lucky, this will save your life tonight, little lady" - Jim Norton

[ROMEO]

So do you drink ,smoke ,cheat?? oh sorry did you mean to use on a girl, but it worked on me..

[MrPink]

I make alot of money.

Wanna do some lines?

[FezPaul]

I am no longer infected.

[SarahImpact]

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

[PapaBear]

When my ex and I first met, we had just gotten off the bumper car ride at Kings Dominion. She said, "You rammed me. I want you to ram me again and again". I was too dumb to realise she was hitting on me. What a slut, she was!

[ralphbxny]

you must be from Jamaica, because Jamaican me horny!!!

Its a heck of a Movie!!

[ralphbxny]

Two college buddies scored with these ridiculous lines. Granted, it was college & there was plenty of alcohol involved, but that doesn't stop me from laughing any time I think about them:

1. Nice shoes...wanna fuck?

2. Why don't we get drunk & screw?

I had a friend who used line one at Seton Hall!! It was great!!

[ralphbxny]

Pull my finger little girl!

[mendyweiss]

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Shake that fuckin thing honey, you want me to call again !!!

[RicShaw]

I have a 9 inch tounge and can breathe through my ears.

Nice neck tattoo, I like a girl whose not afraid to do make a bad decision

[DIRTY_MEX]

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt.... my eyes

[Dizzy]

Yeah I like it.We could go out to dinner and a movie, which would cost me about $150, and then go back to my place and screw or I could just give you the $150 now and we can just head back to my place.

[yeti]

My wife and kids where killed in a car crash last year and I'm lonely.

[yeti]

boom

[SarahImpact]

My wife and kids where killed in a car crash last year and I'm lonely.

Wow.... I would totally want to cry not screw

[Arch Stanton]

1) I have 2 Radio Shows...


2) Chicks Dig Me..

[Bulldogcakes]

Built Ford Tough

[Turtle]

Yes, I am Turtle from Wackbag.

[PapaBear]

Yes, I am Turtle from Wackbag.
Oh. I thought you were just a huge Wonder Boy fan.

[7fttall500+]

Want to play army............I lay down and you BLOW the shit out of me

[DIRTY_MEX]

Baby did you fart??? 'cause you blew me away...

[Bill From Yorktown]

you must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.... screaming

[buzzard]

I've paid for women worse than you.

[buzzard]

for a fat girl,you don't sweat much

[marky2bucks]

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Can you help me find my puppy, I think it went into this cheap hotel room

[outlawfrank]

It be great if we both were squirrels. Then I could throw my nut in your hole.

[ZigZagBigBag]

i don't speak french, but i kiss that way.
or
you look like a lovely women in her pre-menopausal years.

[lleeder]

Yes I can help you find your mommy.

[Furtherman]

Yes I can help you find your mommy.

:lol::lol::lol:

[joethebartender]

You must have been somethin' before electricity!

(I'm popular with the GILFs)

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