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Donnielimes
04-17-2007, 02:22 PM
I was dreaming a few days ago and in my dream someone told me this Hilarious joke but when I woke up I couldn't remember the punchline. I need your help it is driving me nuts. FINISH THIS JOKE PLEASE
A Priest walks up to a young marine who is masturbating in the middle of a supermarket.....
Don Stugots
04-17-2007, 02:24 PM
I see you know what aisle the alter boys are in.
Judge Smails
04-17-2007, 02:28 PM
The priest says: "That's a terrible sin you're committing."
And the Marine answers: "So you've got a problem with a Marine jackin' it in the grocery, but no problem jackin' a Boy Scout in the rectory?"
J.Clints
04-17-2007, 02:29 PM
I was dreaming a few days ago and in my dream someone told me this Hilarious joke but when I woke up I couldn't remember the punchline. I need your help it is driving me nuts. FINISH THIS JOKE PLEASE
A Priest walks up to a young marine who is masturbating in the middle of a supermarket.....
What Supermarket is it?:unsure:
sailor
04-17-2007, 02:33 PM
What Supermarket is it?:unsure:
waldbaum's
patsopinion
04-17-2007, 02:34 PM
after further analyisis ur gay
(dreaming about priests and jacking marines?
you gotta problem)
Death Metal Moe
04-17-2007, 02:35 PM
http://mikecarano.com/Michael%20Richards.jpg
"I can finish this one...
BECAUSE HE'S A ......"
Eh, you get the joke.
King Hippos Bandaid
04-17-2007, 02:35 PM
I see you know what aisle the alter boys are in.
And now you Have the Rest of the Story
http://www.georgiasouthern.edu/~sblubau1/paul%20harvey%20new.jpg
Thats right I went Paul Harvey on this Bitch
J.Clints
04-17-2007, 02:36 PM
What Supermarket is it?:unsure:
waldbaum's
HUMMMMMM.....Well Maybe ......
Were you touched as a child?
sailor
04-17-2007, 02:36 PM
I was dreaming a few days ago and in my dream someone told me this Hilarious joke but when I woke up I couldn't remember the punchline. I need your help it is driving me nuts. FINISH THIS JOKE PLEASE
A Priest walks up to a young marine who is masturbating in the middle of a supermarket.....
i bet "hey sailor!" is involved.
sailor
04-17-2007, 02:39 PM
HUMMMMMM.....Well Maybe ......
Were you touched as a child?
or, "were you ever touched by a priest? ... would you like to be?"
Furtherman
04-17-2007, 02:40 PM
I said PING PONG BALLS!!!
Badinia
04-17-2007, 02:41 PM
The priest says: "That's a terrible sin you're committing."
And the Marine answers: "So you've got a problem with a Marine jackin' it in the grocery, but no problem jackin' a Boy Scout in the rectory?"
That's pretty good!
FUNKMAN
04-17-2007, 02:42 PM
since when can 9 year old boys join the marines?
JPMNICK
04-17-2007, 02:47 PM
I was dreaming a few days ago and in my dream someone told me this Hilarious joke but when I woke up I couldn't remember the punchline. I need your help it is driving me nuts. FINISH THIS JOKE PLEASE
A Priest walks up to a young marine who is masturbating in the middle of a supermarket.....
and yells cum on my back and make me look like a huge domino
Tall_James
04-17-2007, 03:59 PM
A Priest walks up to a young marine who is masturbating in the middle of a supermarket.....
He says "Young man, what you're doing is considered a mortal sin in my church.
The marine looks at the priest and responds "I know Father, that's why I'm doing it at Walbaums."
Mike Teacher
04-17-2007, 04:04 PM
A Priest walks up to a young marine who is masturbating in the middle of a supermarket.....
and yells 'Jarhead !!!'
and the Marine says 'Not really, It's more mushroom shaped.'
The marine says..
"Hey I'm clints and I am listening to the Stugots experience, I love the Don!"
:lol:
Angelfuck
04-17-2007, 04:13 PM
the priests asks if the marine knows what aisle the mayonaise is in and the marine yells "I got some right here!" and then shoots a load on the priest's face
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