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Donnielimes
04-17-2007, 02:22 PM
I was dreaming a few days ago and in my dream someone told me this Hilarious joke but when I woke up I couldn't remember the punchline. I need your help it is driving me nuts. FINISH THIS JOKE PLEASE

A Priest walks up to a young marine who is masturbating in the middle of a supermarket.....

Don Stugots
04-17-2007, 02:24 PM
I see you know what aisle the alter boys are in.

Judge Smails
04-17-2007, 02:28 PM
The priest says: "That's a terrible sin you're committing."

And the Marine answers: "So you've got a problem with a Marine jackin' it in the grocery, but no problem jackin' a Boy Scout in the rectory?"

J.Clints
04-17-2007, 02:29 PM
I was dreaming a few days ago and in my dream someone told me this Hilarious joke but when I woke up I couldn't remember the punchline. I need your help it is driving me nuts. FINISH THIS JOKE PLEASE

A Priest walks up to a young marine who is masturbating in the middle of a supermarket.....

What Supermarket is it?:unsure:

sailor
04-17-2007, 02:33 PM
What Supermarket is it?:unsure:

waldbaum's

patsopinion
04-17-2007, 02:34 PM
after further analyisis ur gay
(dreaming about priests and jacking marines?
you gotta problem)

Death Metal Moe
04-17-2007, 02:35 PM
http://mikecarano.com/Michael%20Richards.jpg

"I can finish this one...

BECAUSE HE'S A ......"

Eh, you get the joke.

King Hippos Bandaid
04-17-2007, 02:35 PM
I see you know what aisle the alter boys are in.

And now you Have the Rest of the Story


http://www.georgiasouthern.edu/~sblubau1/paul%20harvey%20new.jpg







Thats right I went Paul Harvey on this Bitch

J.Clints
04-17-2007, 02:36 PM
What Supermarket is it?:unsure:

waldbaum's

HUMMMMMM.....Well Maybe ......









Were you touched as a child?

sailor
04-17-2007, 02:36 PM
I was dreaming a few days ago and in my dream someone told me this Hilarious joke but when I woke up I couldn't remember the punchline. I need your help it is driving me nuts. FINISH THIS JOKE PLEASE

A Priest walks up to a young marine who is masturbating in the middle of a supermarket.....

i bet "hey sailor!" is involved.

sailor
04-17-2007, 02:39 PM
HUMMMMMM.....Well Maybe ......









Were you touched as a child?

or, "were you ever touched by a priest? ... would you like to be?"

Furtherman
04-17-2007, 02:40 PM
I said PING PONG BALLS!!!

Badinia
04-17-2007, 02:41 PM
The priest says: "That's a terrible sin you're committing."

And the Marine answers: "So you've got a problem with a Marine jackin' it in the grocery, but no problem jackin' a Boy Scout in the rectory?"


That's pretty good!

FUNKMAN
04-17-2007, 02:42 PM
since when can 9 year old boys join the marines?

JPMNICK
04-17-2007, 02:47 PM
I was dreaming a few days ago and in my dream someone told me this Hilarious joke but when I woke up I couldn't remember the punchline. I need your help it is driving me nuts. FINISH THIS JOKE PLEASE

A Priest walks up to a young marine who is masturbating in the middle of a supermarket.....

and yells cum on my back and make me look like a huge domino

Tall_James
04-17-2007, 03:59 PM
A Priest walks up to a young marine who is masturbating in the middle of a supermarket.....

He says "Young man, what you're doing is considered a mortal sin in my church.

The marine looks at the priest and responds "I know Father, that's why I'm doing it at Walbaums."

Mike Teacher
04-17-2007, 04:04 PM
A Priest walks up to a young marine who is masturbating in the middle of a supermarket.....

and yells 'Jarhead !!!'

and the Marine says 'Not really, It's more mushroom shaped.'

LOAF
04-17-2007, 04:07 PM
The marine says..

"Hey I'm clints and I am listening to the Stugots experience, I love the Don!"

:lol:

Angelfuck
04-17-2007, 04:13 PM
the priests asks if the marine knows what aisle the mayonaise is in and the marine yells "I got some right here!" and then shoots a load on the priest's face