Quoting the show in real life...Awkwaaaaaard

[IamFogHat]

The other day we were really busy at work and without thinking about it I told my boss "it's captain insano here," with Fez's intonation, which was received with puzzlement and an odd look and no verbal response before she walked away.
Anyone else quote the show in real life around people who don't listen to the show with awkward results?

[BoondockSaint]

I wrote, "Just the word the Who" on another message board the other night. Nobody got it.

[Furtherman]

I wrote, "Just the word the Who" on another message board the other night. Nobody got it.


Hahahahaha. I love that.


Yea, I quote the show and no one knows what I'm talking about, but occasionally I do get a "Where's that from?" and I source the Ron & Fez show.

[weekapaugjz]

there is this kid at the place i work at that reminds me so much of kenny allen, always needing to be the kid who "does things". one time i got mad and snapped at him, "noooooo.....i'm the one who says things" he got a real puzzled look on his face and walked away.

[BeerBandit]

The other day my chick was complaining about her boss. For some reason I felt the need to say, "Obviously he gives a shit more about you than anybody else."

She looked at me as though I were one of her clients.

[burrben]

i told this girl i was "going to sell second-hand clothes out of her mother's 'c'"

didn't go over too well

[sailor]

i used "face!!" at a basseball draft, but luckily most of the people got it.

[buttafly94]

I usually say I'm into things in a big, big way.

[Badinia]

I was at work and told someone "I like a tidy...area" in drunk Fez voice, much to their confusion.

[Judge Smails]

We were sitting on the couch with my wife's grandmother, who's 93, and I told her: "I've got seven dicks in my ass but there's always room for eight."

She's very nearly deaf and was blasting the t.v., watching the Game Show Network. I was trying to make a point to my wife that she couldn't hear a word we were saying to her. And, I was right. But boy was my wife pissed at me.

[blade]

I quote things from both O&A and Ron and Fez all the time. Especially at work.

[Dougie Brootal]

We were sitting on the couch with my wife's grandmother, who's 93, and I told her: "I've got seven dicks in my ass but there's always room for eight."

She's very nearly deaf and was blasting the t.v., watching the Game Show Network. I was trying to make a point to my wife that she couldn't hear a word we were saying to her. And, I was right. But boy was my wife pissed at me.

hahahahahaha!!!
thats almost as hilarious as this (http://www.jasonrivera.com/images/articles/20050612_2_321/lemonparty.jpg)

Link is NSFW

[Ritalin]

You quoted the show and it didn't work out so good?

That don't make you a bad person.

[reillyluck]

the other night before alex and i went to bed, we shut the lights off and the tv and in the complete dark and i said in the kenny allen voice:

"Wanna pretend we're robots with lazers?"


Total silence followed, then i giggled for about 5 minutes because of the silence. I then went to sleep.

[Hottub]

the other night before alex and i went to bed, we shut the lights off and the tv and in the complete dark and i said in the kenny allen voice:

"Wanna pretend we're robots with lazers?"


Total silence followed, then i diddled for about 5 minutes because of the silence. I then went to sleep.


Oh, Reilly.

[FezPaul]

We were sitting on the couch with my wife's grandmother, who's 93, and I told her: "I've got seven dicks in my ass but there's always room for eight."

She's very nearly deaf and was blasting the t.v., watching the Game Show Network. I was trying to make a point to my wife that she couldn't hear a word we were saying to her. And, I was right. But boy was my wife pissed at me.

:lol:
You sir, rule!

[Dougie Brootal]

hahahahahaha!!!
thats almost as hilarious as this (http://www.jasonrivera.com/images/articles/20050612_2_321/lemonparty.jpg)

Link is NSFW
Last edited by Hottub : Today at 03:40 PM. Reason: Doug being a tool.



:flush:

[Death Metal Moe]

I say whatever I want for my own amusement. If the people I'm chatting with don't get it, fuck 'em.

[CaptClown]

hahahahahaha!!!
thats almost as hilarious as this (http://www.jasonrivera.com/images/articles/20050612_2_321/lemonparty.jpg)

Link is NSFW

I now need to wash my eyes out with bleach:eek:

[AnnoyedGrunt]

There's a woman at work with the last name Whatley. One day I had to have her sign for a package and when she did I couldn't help myself and let out a small 'Thaaaank you'.

[Tall_James]

Every so often I'll drop a "Your life's a movie..geh geh geh" on the wife to annoy her since she never really liked the bit.

[Furtherman]

When trapped, facing superior numbers, I'll often say, "What would Stugots do?"

[Landblast]

i often say things at work with iris's bay ridge brooklyn voice. mostly they just half smile. there not "with us".

[scottycocktail]

Whenever anyone mentions food I ask, "do we have any (insert food-item here) back there? I'm fucking starving!"

And because I am fat, no one gets it and they just looks at me with those sad "you poor thing" eyes.

[Friday]

:lol:

[PapaBear]

Some of my co workers don't get it when I say that cutters are hot.

[Poochie]

I like to call people 'fuckin hayseed' alot.
Also when i end a conversation with someone I always yell SEE YA really loud. My mom thinks I'm a weirdo and asks why i do that. I tell her 'It's none of your business'

[BoondockSaint]

I completely forgot about this until I heard Guy Guyerson today. I was at a bar the other night watching baseball with a couple of my friends. One of their girlfriends showed up and said, "What's going on?" and I drunkenly blurted out, "We're talking the sports!" They just stared at me.

[Fallon]

Not a quote, but I've picked up "anymore" in the weird context they use it in.

[Hottub]

I am SO guilty of "Fuckin' Hayseed".
With the wife and kids I use Now we're talkin' "X". ie dinner, bedtime, etc.

[led37zep]

I've started saying "It don't make you a bad person" after people tell me something they did in their past. No matter how fucked up it is.

Oddly enough it seems to make them feel better after I say it.


"Crazy talk" is another.

[nassue]

I'm constantly quoting the show

always with the GEHEGEGEH

referring to my job as a "gig"

don't make you a bad person

the worst was when i was hanging out with a couple of my wife's friends
and i asked my stepdaughter if she knew what the cool kids have for lunch?

cigarettes ............


didn't go over so well

[Death Metal Moe]

I say whatever I want for my own amusement. If the people I'm chatting with don't get it, fuck 'em.

QFT

[drjoek]

Crazytalk has worked its way into my daily speak

I also get a kick when I say something and they respond with :

"Really"

[PapaBear]

I like to call people 'fuckin hayseed' alot.
Also when i end a conversation with someone I always yell SEE YA really loud. My mom thinks I'm a weirdo and asks why i do that. I tell her 'It's none of your business'
I always say SEE YA when I leave work. I thought it was so funny when R&F were still at WJFK. An air traffic controller called and said that a lot of airline pilots ended their radio transmissions with SEE YA.

I also always say "hot" whenever someone talks about a cutter or otherwise unstable girl.

[trplc]

I catch myself saying things i heard that afternoon on the show. i try to get people to listen to the 202 all the time.

[Slumbag]

I constantly do the "Sorry....sooory".

[jennysmurf]

I say whatever I want for my own amusement. If the people I'm chatting with don't get it, fuck 'em.

if i used that logic, i'd be effin' alot of people. alot.

[sailor]

if i used that logic, i'd be effin' alot of people. alot.

you're a gal. you can.

[DolaMight]

I wrote, "Just the word the Who" on another message board the other night. Nobody got it.

I know just what you mean. I was in a meeting the the other day and and I climbed up on the boardroom table, pulled my pants down, took a shit, ate it and then vomited in the wastebasket. Nobody got it.

R&F is too inside for most people I think.

[citymedic27]

Whenever anyone mentions food I ask, "do we have any (insert food-item here) back there? I'm fucking starving!"

And because I am fat, no one gets it and they just looks at me with those sad "you poor thing" eyes.

yes, I was driving the ambulance at work, and leaned back and asked my partner "do we have any sandwiches back there, Im fucking starving right now"......my partner would look at me weird, then I hurl my radio at him.

[EliSnow]

I don't quote anything from the show usually (or under my breath if I do), but I will talk about things or comments I've heard on the show with my wife or others. I'll usualy preface it with "There's this radio show I listen to, and today they were ...."

[A.J.]

I've started saying "It don't make you a bad person" after people tell me something they did in their past. No matter how fucked up it is.

I constantly do the "Sorry....sooory".

I've used both for several years now and have yet to have anyone recognize either.

Perhaps if WJFK had put the show on down here for longer than they did it would have caught on as well as Don and Mike's take on "whatnot".

[Reynolds]

My wife was just putting on her new pair of shoes, and said she was having trouble putting them on and asked where she could buy a shoe horn. I said "try 1964" she's pissed now. Does anyone still use a shoe horn??

[IamPixie]

Not a quote, but I've picked up "anymore" in the weird context they use it in.

you know ron and fez have both been doing that more and more lately. At first I think it was just ron and then fez picked it up. YOu're right though..it is a really weird context.

[RhinoinMN]

I am from Minnesota so I walk around and talk about "Ohhhhh! and Aaaaaaaa!" alot. Awkwardly I don't get any kind of response from anybody. It must sound normal.

[zentraed]

I don't quote anything from the show usually (or under my breath if I do), but I will talk about things or comments I've heard on the show with my wife or others. I'll usualy preface it with "There's this radio show I listen to, and today they were ...."

I spend so much time listening to my radio "friends", that I casually refer to them on a first name basis This is the way it usually goes for me:

Me: The other day, Ron was saying...
Them: Who's Ron?
Me: From the Ron and Fez show. He's a god amongst men.

[marky2bucks]

I constantly do the "Sorry....sooory".

Me too, especially when playing golf. I have also adopted a few more...

"SEEya!" is how I end all phone calls

"Ham and eggers" is a nice little term

I got my friends doing it too. But they have no idea why.

[JustJon]

I find myself saying "darlin'" like ron does

[Freitag]

Much to my own amusement, I mentioned what Martin Luther nailed to the door during a discussion of religion and my experience at bible camp with my parents and my aunt and uncle at dinner the other night. It sent Liz into hysterics when my aunt tried to correct me.

[Crash]

I find that I've picked up and now use a lot of lines from Ronnie B.

Words and lines I find myself using all the time now:

Ham & Eggers

Big Man, as in "stop drillin' big man, you hit oil"

Hayseeds

Makin' things happen, as in "you gotta be the guy that's out there makin things happen"

And off we go

Like gentlemen

I usually use them in the context of the conversation, but I'm sure people still find them odd. Fuck 'em.

[Crispy123]

Just the other day I was talking to my friends and I started cursing Bama and his GOD DAMN VIDEO RECORDING CAMERA!!! I told them I was not going out anymore and no more listeners in the studio. They looked at me like I might be a homeless crazy person.

[Garyisajoke]

I was walking on the median of 95 outside Raleigh and got hit by a car and as I flew up into the air, I screamed "Rude and Rude!" It was awkward.

[StizerUK]

I was walking on the median of 95 outside Raleigh and got hit by a car and as I flew up into the air, I screamed "Rude and Rude!" It was awkward.

Did Crazy Jen follow up with a blowjob and a trip to Hershey Park?

[Garyisajoke]

Did Crazy Jen follow up with a blowjob and a trip to Hershey Park?

No, we just went back to my place and watched "Grizzly Man" where she went on and on about how it should have won Best Picture.

[alltat2ed]

I like to use the sarcastic "Really,.......shocking"

also use "see ya" alot, noone gets it.

[Judge Smails]

When someone tries to start some shit with me I just say: "WHATEVA!" and then I just walk out of the room. That's just how I roll.

[BoondockSaint]

Last night I found myself saying, "Toothpick Vic" every time I heard Michael Vick's name mentioned.

[Aqualad]

"Rude and Rude", "soory, soorry", "I'm fuckin starvin", "It dont make you a bad person", "Hamneggers" have all found their way into my daily vocabulary.

I wonder how Dave and Earl can be on the air so much without slipping up and stealing one of the other guy's catchphrases.

[mikeyboy]

No, we just went back to my place and watched "Grizzly Man" where she went on and on about how it should have won Best Picture.

She never did pay off that bet.

[ChrisTheCop]

This isnt a quote from the show, but right here from good ole ronfez.net, damn yas.

I had just finished a security check of a certain precinct in Manhattan, and was writing my findings in their command log. The command log is the main log where the desk sergeant writes everything that goes on that day, and all the big wigs read it and refer back to it. Basically, THE important diary for the precinct.

Usually, after these inspections, I will write, among other things, that "there are no unauthorized persons, packages, or materials herein." but on this particular day, I wrote:

"There are no mods or admins--------" holy shit. I gotta stop hanging out here.

[rckiller]

I've found myself replying "Don't make you a bad person" in a number of situations at work and of course no one understands where it comes from.

[PapaBear]

This isnt a quote from the show, but right here from good ole ronfez.net, damn yas.

I had just finished a security check of a certain precinct in Manhattan, and was writing my findings in their command log. The command log is the main log where the desk sergeant writes everything that goes on that day, and all the big wigs read it and refer back to it. Basically, THE important diary for the precinct.

Usually, after these inspections, I will write, among other things, that "there are no unauthorized persons, packages, or materials herein." but on this particular day, I wrote:

"There are no mods or admins--------" holy shit. I gotta stop hanging out here.
Just don't end your logs with "in bed".

[Chip Vaughn]

Every once in a while I'll just scream "Monkey Houuuuuse" and "Mighty Horse"
I call peoples wives and girlfriends "Chicks"
When I am hungry or if someone mentions something gross I ask "Is there any...back there, I'm starvin"
I constantly say "It don't make you a bad person" and "Really...shocking"
"Ham and Eggers" as well as "fucking hayseeds" have worked their way into my vocabulary

/There are others...there are others

[Maddog00]

I've used the "Nice girl, nice family....SHE'S A HOOKER." A couple times. I get stared at.

[midwestjeff]

I was at dinner tonight with my sister, her husband, and their two daughters. A black family was sitting at the table in front of us. During the conversation I happened to say the word "figure" and, like the brainwashed ass I am, I quickly threw my hand up in the air like I was being sworn in and said, "Figure. Figure. I said figure." Blank stares all around.

[AJ_from_VA]

Tends to backfire. Although how sweet is it when someone gets the line and says "you listen to Ron and Fez too?".

[AJ_from_VA]

I was at dinner tonight with my sister, her husband, and their two daughters. A black family was sitting at the table in front of us. During the conversation I happened to say the word "figure" and, like the brainwashed ass I am, I quickly threw my hand up in the air like I was being sworn in and said, "Figure. Figure. I said figure." Blank stares all around.

'White people are so afraid, of black people'

[waltermitty]

I may have ruined a friendship tonight with Ronnie B's Line about that time of the month....

"At least now you can spend this months abortion money" I said.....

It did not go over very well.....

I can't get through one single day without touching that 'abortion nerve' with someone......

[KC2OSO]

So, I'm on a conference call with this statistician from Florida and a Chinese SQL Server guy waiting for others to join and I ask him if he's ever heard of Pinellas Park and he says yes mildly. I tell him I know a guy who had their ass cleaned in a driveway with a hose and he says "no" and then there's this long silence...Thanks Ron and Fez.

[Rthentic]

I may have ruined a friendship tonight with Ronnie B's Line about that time of the month....

"At least now you can spend this months abortion money" I said.....

It did not go over very well.....

I can't get through one single day without touching that 'abortion nerve' with someone......

That shit right there is CLASSIC!!!!!

[ralphbxny]

I may have ruined a friendship tonight with Ronnie B's Line about that time of the month....

"At least now you can spend this months abortion money" I said.....

It did not go over very well.....

I can't get through one single day without touching that 'abortion nerve' with someone......

I still think its funny...and this is why most female comics stink!

[SchnitDick]

I was at dinner tonight with my sister, her husband, and their two daughters. A black family was sitting at the table in front of us. During the conversation I happened to say the word "figure" and, like the brainwashed ass I am, I quickly threw my hand up in the air like I was being sworn in and said, "Figure. Figure. I said figure." Blank stares all around.

I do jokes like that all the time...it normally doesn't go over well outside of R&F fans.

[BucksatanII]

"It don't make you a bad person" I find myself saying that all the time. "In a post Imus world" I also say a lot

[Coach_Mac]

I have found that I can't use the racial humor with my black coworker like Ron can with Earl... I don't know why he gets so offended. I also am constantly just saying "yea" after everything.

[TrevorDodds]

my buddy is getting married in about a month and we were just talking shit about his fiancees parents who are pricks. i referenced mr. b's line, " i told my father in law that the next time i see him he better jump a fence cause i am gonna be coming fast." both of us being die hard fans we laughed our asses off.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I mis-quoted Ron about how some kids you want to close fist punch to a girl I was having dinner with last Friday, and she was horrified with me. I had to backpedal and be all "oh what, you know I was just foolin' wittcha'

[AnnoyedGrunt]

I was arguing with my girlfriend about an upcoming movie starring Ellen Page. She was sure that the one featuring her as a pregnant teen was The Tracey Fragments while I knew it was Juno. When I was proven right I couldn't help but go 'Face! Face!' much to her confusion.

[silas]

my buddy is getting married in about a month and we were just talking shit about his fiancees parents who are pricks. i referenced mr. b's line, " i told my father in law that the next time i see him he better jump a fence cause i am gonna be coming fast." both of us being die hard fans we laughed our asses off.


The other one that might be misunderstood by non-believers;

".....I took my chick to her parents home and gave her 15 minutes to pack her stuff....i told them " don't worry, i'll have her back for your funerals" "

[PapaBear]

At work tonight, I answered a call from a customer. I had to put them on hold. I was about to say "could you hold please", but it started to come out as "peas hoad". I stopped myself in time, but I started to fight back a laugh. I managed to ask them to hold, hit the hold button, then started laughing uncontrollably.

[Jesus51]

I do the same thing when I'm at work. I'll use FACE when I'm right on people and they don't get it. I used Pop'n Off and nothing. Or i'll say that Ronnie B said or Fez said. I have to remind myself they don't have the perivlige of hearing what I do.

[eeroomnhoj]

the other night before alex and i went to bed, we shut the lights off and the tv and in the complete dark and i said in the kenny allen voice:

"Wanna pretend we're robots with lazers?"


Total silence followed, then i giggled for about 5 minutes because of the silence. I then went to sleep.

I'm going to try that tonight.

[Marc with a c]

"just to tell you a little bit about my background, i'm jewish...(finishes some stupid story)

"it don't make you a bad person"

a nice exchange with a client of mine today. he kind of breezed by the topic, but i was shocked when it came out. very awkward

[Versionist Lion]

Usually when someone tells me what they do for a living I want to respond

"Yeah and I got two radio shows"

[Stedman]

I was with a customer the other day and when he agreed to do something for me i responded with "church" and then felt like a complete asshole. His next words were "i'm good money son". I looked at him awkwardly then noticed the XM antenna on top of his car. I cant believe i met another listener in my area, we spent probably 30 minutes talking about the night of 1.4 trillion podcasts.

I'm constantly saying "hot" after someone is talking about one of thier kids.

We've had a lot of flooding here lately and while i was in a parts store talking to the owner about it i blurted out "i blame the blacks". He looked at me kinda funny and then said "stick to that and you'll usually be right". He's not a listener, just a straight up bigot.

We have a tool thats kind of like a hand truck only it will lift up to about 7000lbs called a mule (http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/1273/xl4w944bm4.jpg) at work and mine has "mighty horse" written down the handle in graffiti

Anytime someone is talking about how nasty something is i'll usually interrupt them with "i'm fuckin starvin", context permitting i'll ask about availability of said nasty shit.

Every once in a great while i'll mutter "carnies and rubes" if i'm hearing a story about how someone got fucked over.

my boss was going to the strip club this evening and i suggested that he get himself some vroom vroom while he was there.

[FunkyDrummer]

I like to steal the "All fucked up..." and be quick with it like Mr. B.

[Stedman]

I took a few temp laborers to a jobsite the other day to get them started and after i told them all what i wanted them to do i finished with "ok lets get down to it boppers" and hummed to myself in my head

[mattfinance]

My chick was driving and couldn't make it past the yellow light, and I just mumbled "there goes the fail-dozer."

[BaterPG]

I've got my whole office now referring to people as "hayseeds" or "hamneggers". Additionaly my black coworker (who also listens to the show) and I will break up meetings with sessions of shouting "I blame the blacks!" and "I blame the whites!" Gotta be careful with that one though and only do it in a situation when people know we are fucking around.

[weslank]

The other day my wife said she had some family coming to our house in a few weeks. I asked her if it was her family from SHHEEECAAAGO !!!! She wasn't happy, but I laughed to myself for awhile. Need to teach my kid how to say it, then she can hear it all day long. Also, any words that end in "s", well, you know......

[bnceo]

When someone starts bragging to me about the stuff they got I simply paraphrase Ronny and go "I got my own expense account" or I work in Corporate american" Stuff like that. pretty damn funny to see the confused faces.

This show is amazing for quotes. I wish I had friends who were Ron & Fez listeners

Oh oh. One more thing. Me and my chick started saying "Spy Report, Spy Report" everytime we get new info. Haha

[ahhdurr]

Someone yelled something in a bar I was playing, I can't remember what, but I thought - "hey R/F fan" so I got on mic and said (with gusto) "I got a fever... and the only prescription is more cowbell." Dead silence.

So uncomfortable.

[ahhdurr]

I do the same thing when I'm at work. I'll use FACE when I'm right on people and they don't get it. I used Pop'n Off and nothing. Or i'll say that Ronnie B said or Fez said. I have to remind myself they don't have the perivlige of hearing what I do.

I've actually taken to saying "As a good friend of mine would say, his name is Ron..." To which my wife interjects (with exasperation) "they're not your friends! they don't know you!" And I'll say something like..."well, we don't get together as often as we'd like, but anyway..."

[Fezticle98]

Lately I've been using "FACE!" a lot. Even though that is really from Kurtis Blow originally.

And I have also been telling famous people that I run into on the street that they look like a million bucks.

[reillyluck]

i was at my brothers house over the weekend. my niece was going to be there so i could take care of her. he says:

she's coming at 6.

i said "ew. She's only 2."

he didnt get it.

[ANC]

i was at my brothers house over the weekend. my niece was going to be there so i could take care of her. he says:

she's coming at 6.

i said "ew. She's only 2."

he didnt get it.

:lol::clap::thumbup:

[jennysmurf]

I used "the gay" the other day. Not that it makes me a bad person...

[silas]

I hate it when i make anti-corporate statements, then have to go back to my upper east-side dump, and rely on my unpaid interns to agree with my only-men-can cheat jokes.

don't they realize it's time to record a paid ad for a sex site?

[Sue_Bender]

I hate it when i make anti-corporate statements, then have to go back to my upper east-side dump, and rely on my unpaid interns to agree with my only-men-can cheat jokes.

don't they realize it's time to record a paid ad for a sex site?






BOOOOOOOOoooooo...yah.

[jimmyolsenblues]

i compulsively keep saying all day, ron and fez noon to three.

people can't stand it. but i can't stop saying it.....ron and fez noon to three

[SonicAssault]

not quite a quote but i have taken to throwing cowbells at my coworkers. Also started ending my DJ gigs with satellite of love.

[RAAMONE]

the other week my girl said i love you and i unconsciously said "do ya"

sometimes she literally gets pissed how i bring up the shows too much

[patrick187]

my ringtone is "white people are so scared, of black people" it turns some heads

[Dingbat_Charlie]

Twice I've made jokes about people believing that after they die they go live in cloud houses. silent stares both times.

[DOHO@HOME]

Kevbag and myself play in a pool league and our team names are Whatley Posse and Monkey house:clap:
Only Floydo knows and it is great to see the other players just wonder what the fuck does it all mean.
And we like to use quotes from the show to make ourselves laugh out loud ah such good times:thumbup:

[stinkbud]

I am always talking like they do on the show anymore.

[MacVittie]

I've adopted the phrase "...and this is a total shoot," which I've never heard from anyone except Ron.

[DOHO@HOME]

Love to say "Good one" after someone does a one liner funny or not funny.

[IamFogHat]

whoops wrong thread

[at least pretend]

I try using "yeah" when people say "how are you?" and it doesn't go over well. I don't know how he does it.

[Athashalfling]

once during an argument with my ex I shouted at her that she was a Giant Orange ball of failier. It was proceeded by a strange stare, Silence and then she insisted on insulting me in another language. Does not work one bit!.



[Life Stinks]:flush::flush::flush:

[Contra]

I'm constantly dragging out the S's at the end of my words

[CardiffGiant]

I was talking to my boss today about something and I used the phrase "ham & eggers" rather than saying idiots or something like that. She didn't seem to react to it one way or the other.

[disneyspy]

i once said FACE FACE FACE,to a buddy i was beatin in golf
he asked me what the fuck was wrong with me

[y2trey2003]

I was talking to my boss today about something and I used the phrase "ham & eggers" rather than saying idiots or something like that. She didn't seem to react to it one way or the other.

My friend's uncle used that phrase at a graduation dinner a few weeks ago. I lost it. It was a little bit weird.

[RhinoinMN]

This has probably been said in this thread, but I will give my experience with it.

Six weeks ago when I got my cast off of my arm, the Dr. looks over my xrays and says.

"Wow! Your wrist looks like a million bucks."

I reply

"Well it feels like a buck three eighty."

Words can't correctly explain the perplexed look on her face.

[JerseyRich]

geeks.

[RhinoinMN]

geeks.

I prefer lemming.

[barjockey]

I called "hunks" the other day and my buddy still didnt give me a part of his chicken cutlet hoagie:wallbash:

[biozombie]

...fucking starvin'


















*crickets*

[Fezticle98]

...fucking starvin'



*crickets*

Earl...we got any chocolate covered crickets back there?

[mrsocks]

I was having a conversation with a coworker one day and he was talking about his family.

He said 'my 6 yr old daughter was swimming...' and I interrupted him and
said 'Hot!'

try and explain that one.

"It's from a radio show, I swear."


and my ringtone is 'mighty horse'

[RhinoinMN]

I was having a conversation with a coworker one day and he was talking about his family.

He said 'my 6 yr old daughter was swimming...' and I interrupted him and
said 'Hot!'

try and explain that one.

"It's from a radio show, I swear."


and my ringtone is 'mighty horse'

When my sister calls, "Here comes the Faildozer" is my ringtone.

[Furtherman]

Quoting the show in real life...Awkwaaaaaard

Especially when you take all the credit for yourself! Right Matty?



Matty?

[fillourenco]

i always say "what year is this 19XX"

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Especially when you take all the credit for yourself! Right Matty?



Matty?

:lol:

[SouthLoop]

Without fail. whenever I'm taking a piss I always mutter, '866 RON 0 FEZ (pause) 866 RON 0 FEZ.'

[fillourenco]

sports guy!

[Kerouac72]

Getting put on hold by the docotrs office. Please hold. I just start laughing while I wait for the nurse. I am the only person on all 8 floors that would know what is so funny.

[ahhdurr]

Getting put on hold by the docotrs office. Please hold. I just start laughing while I wait for the nurse. I am the only person on all 8 floors that would know what is so funny.

haha Earl.
pease hode.

[epo]

I use the phrase "crazy talk" at work quite a bit to clear the air & make a point if necessary. It actually works quite well.