Prizes= Listners

[RADIO-SHARK]

I have caught the show on several occasions and have enjoyed it.
I have an idea to get more listners for the show How about prizes, everyone loves to win prizes. I know your on a budget, so how about for a prize, you win a weekend with the DON. Room, meals, a movie, and then a guest appearance on the show.

[Tenbatsuzen]

it would be cheaper just to give away DVDs.

[Fallon]

DOT NOT re-gift my re-gifted lighter I gave you!

[Don Stugots]

i have been working on prizes as we speak, even if it is just a t-shirt and a cd of the bands i play. any one have an idea for the prize closet? you will receive the prize pack.

[PhishHead]

Autographed photos of Phishy!!!

[Fallon]

Autographed photos of Phishy!!!
Nude?

[PhishHead]

Nude?

For you? sure

[Tenbatsuzen]

i have been working on prizes as we speak, even if it is just a t-shirt and a cd of the bands i play. any one have an idea for the prize closet? you will receive the prize pack.

Does the closet contain the skull of Wife #2? Because I need a dip bowl for the nachos at the wedding.

[Don Stugots]

DOT NOT re-gift my re-gifted lighter I gave you!

too late

Autographed photos of Phishy!!!

Nude?

of course

[Don Stugots]

Does the closet contain the skull of Wife #2? Because I need a dip bowl for the nachos at the wedding.


i'll never tell.......

[RADIO-SHARK]

box of cigars
box of cannolis
religious statues..

[Marc with a c]

i agree, you should give us prizes for listening.

[Tenbatsuzen]

box of cigars
box of cannolis
religious statues..

the backwards swasticker
just the word the who
the peace sign

[Don Stugots]

box of cigars
box of cannolis
religious statues..

a statue of St. Jude, the patron Saint of the impossible.

[Bob Impact]

a statue of St. Jude, the patron Saint of the impossible.

A statue of St. Mikeyboy of the Internet?

[RADIO-SHARK]

the backwards swasticker
just the word the who
the peace sign


I can draw the roadrunner on a couple of t-shirts wiyh a majic marker for you DON.

[Bob Impact]

I can draw the roadrunner on a couple of t-shirts wiyh a majic marker for you DON.

I would go apeshit to own one of those.

[Don Stugots]

I can draw the roadrunner on a couple of t-shirts wiyh a majic marker for you DON.

I would go apeshit to own one of those.

shark draw some pics of something, i can get them printed.

[RADIO-SHARK]

shark draw some pics of something, i can get them printed.

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[RADIO-SHARK]

last post got screwed up.





ok! DON...

[Don Stugots]

last post got screwed up.





ok! DON...

draw whatever you like, maybe two different ones and we will put it to a vote.

[SatCam]

I have a good idea... listeners= prizes

you give away your listeners as prizes

whats the phrase that pays?

[Don Stugots]

I have a good idea... listeners= prizes

you give away your listeners as prizes

whats the phrase that pays?

grab the gun, leave the cannoli.

[RADIO-SHARK]

Should it be on paper or cloth? and must find a way to get them to you.

[Don Stugots]

Should it be on paper or cloth? and must find a way to get them to you.

on paper. come to see glennwood next friday night and you can hand them to me.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

giving out some logo shirts for Callers may get more phonecalls and advertise your show

:king:

[Tall_James]

Muffin baskets?

[RADIO-SHARK]

on paper. come to see glennwood next friday night and you can hand them to me.

who is glenwood? have I met her? what does she look like?

[reillyluck]

i suggest that since next weeks show is at Phishheads house, 10th caller gets a date with Phishy!!!

[Don Stugots]

giving out some logo shirts for Callers may get more phonecalls and advertise your show

:king:[/QUOTE

workin on it.

[QUOTE=Tall_James;1284123]Muffin baskets?

bagels?



who is glenwood? have I met her? what does she look like?

Jersey rich's band, they are playing at Fat Baby's in NYC friday night.

i suggest that since next weeks show is at Phishheads house, 10th caller gets a date with Phishy!!!

I like it.

[mikeyboy]

I'm worth a million in prizes

[PhishHead]

i suggest that since next weeks show is at Phishheads house, 10th caller gets a date with Phishy!!!

we would get 0 callers all day in fear they would win.

[PhishHead]

I'm worth a million in prizes

dont sell yourself short mikeyboy, you are the king of the internet

[johnniewalker]

I'm worth a million in prizes

It doesn't seem right that you drive a gto, and wear a uniform all on a goverment loan if you are.

[Marc with a c]

we would get 0 callers all day in fear they would win.

i would call.

i picture your apartment with alot of cool black and white pictures of musicians.

[PhishHead]

i would call.

i picture your apartment with alot of cool black and white pictures of musicians.

awww thanks marc.

But i dont have any pics of musicians up, i use to but took them all down.

[Marc with a c]

pics of stu and regina?

[Don Stugots]

pics of stu and regina?

i hope so.

[Marc with a c]

i hope so.

i know you have fishhead pictures on the ceiling above your shower

[PhishHead]

i know you have fishhead pictures on the ceiling above your shower

yea i gave him special ones, regina didnt like the ones fully nude.

[Don Stugots]

i know you have fishhead pictures on the ceiling above your shower

yes i do, is that so wrong?

[Marc with a c]

yes i do, is that so wrong?

no, just don't be suprised if chris hansen comes to your place.

[EffMeBoobs]

May I suggest Reilly's panties and my bra?

[Don Stugots]

May I suggest Reilly's panties and my bra?

yes you may. the first winners would be me and Gvac.

[PhishHead]

no, just don't be suprised if chris hansen comes to your place.

I am not underage.

[Don Stugots]

I am not underage.

you dont have facial hair
you cannot get into a Rated R movie unless I go with you
you couldnt use your credit card to buy Sonic


you are underage.

[Leticia]

the backwards swasticker
just the word the who
the peace sign




:lol:

[PhishHead]

you dont have facial hair
you cannot get into a Rated R movie unless I go with you
you couldnt use your credit card to buy Sonic


you are underage.

Well I have facial hair so I can dispute that one, but the other two yea are true.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I would love to win some Don Stugots Monogrammed Brass Knuckles because you never know when a 5 yr old boy will look at you the wrong way.


:king:

[Don Stugots]

alright, before the tomfoolery gets out of hand, someone come up with some real ideas for prizes and a name for the prize closet.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

alright, before the tomfoolery gets out of hand, someone come up with some real ideas for prizes and a name for the prize closet.


I say Stugots Swag


I gave ya
Shirts

Here are some more ideas

Co-Host for a Day
Gift Certiifcates to Italian Restaurants
You are talking about directors in movies you give a DVD.

Talking about Albiums, you give a Cd or Box Set

My Best BrainStorm is that you say the Name of a Random High Posting ron fez.netter. If they call back in the next 30 minutes you give them a Prize. It may draw more listeners

ok Im done with my Dumb Ideas

:king:

[mikeyboy]

alright, before the tomfoolery gets out of hand, someone come up with some real ideas for prizes and a name for the prize closet.

Here's an idea: Go to http://www.patiomusic.com/

They are a company that markets new artists and new releases. They periodically release free compilation CDs. I found them because when I was traveling to Chicago a lot for work, the boutique hotel where I stayed would leave a copy of the CD in each guests room. The comps are pretty interesting, and the music tends to be all over the map, which is kind of cool. If you go to their website and send an e-mail requesting their compilations, they send them to you. They'll also throw in some free CDs from their artists and continue to send them to you if you provide them with feedback. You ought to tell them that you have a popular podcast show and are requesting some comps and CDs of the artists they promote to give away on the show. In exchange, you can promote their company and/or some of their artists.

[Don Stugots]

The Swag Bag it shall be.

Mikeyboy, thank you for the info. i will be looking into this tonight.

Look for Swag Bags soon.

[RADIO-SHARK]

alright, before the tomfoolery gets out of hand, someone come up with some real ideas for prizes and a name for the prize closet.

prize closet could be called "THE CADDYS TRUNK" and when you give away a prize you could say" LETS LOOK IN THE TRUNK AND SEE WHATS INSIDE FOR YOU"

[RADIO-SHARK]

whats In The Trunk..

whats In The Caddys Trunk For Me ???

[Don Stugots]

its either the swag bag or the trunk.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

its either the swag bag or the trunk.

I like Swag Bag or Stu's Swag Bag

[RADIO-SHARK]

swag bag are for fag hags. Don must stay in character on the show. AND when someone asks for a gift and DONNY doesnt think he should get one, he could play a gun shot sound effect and then close the trunk with the listner in it. I am an idea machine.

[Don Stugots]

swag bag are for fag hags. Don must stay in character on the show. AND when someone asks for a gift and DONNY doesnt think he should get one, he could play a gun shot sound effect and then close the trunk with the listner in it. I am an idea machine.

that is perfect. i just need some sound effects now. I am going to have to buy instant replay machine soon after the computer is upgraded.

[Marc with a c]

that is perfect. i just need some sound effects now. I am going to have to buy instant replay machine soon after the computer is upgraded.

larvell jones for third mic

[OneEyeJack]

why not give away envelopes with money inside.

[Don Stugots]

why not give away envelopes with money inside.

sure thing, give me the money and i will be happy to.


BTW, shirts are ordered, i will get them Monday night and have a few to give out on the following show, dont beg. if you want one you earn it.

also, i am looking into putting a mailing list together to keep people posted of show news, events, polls, etc. This week, right before show time, i will set up two different "name the...." suggestion threads.

[RADIO-SHARK]

MR. Stugots did you take the opportunity at the party at bar 9 to make friends and connections with the TiVO people? They give away such fine prizes.

[Don Stugots]

yes i did. they were very nice and (or at least seemed to be) interested. i hope something comes of it.


btw, i do have some prizes. will i give some away today? maybe.

[RADIO-SHARK]

what type of contest do you have in store for us ? give us a hint...

[Don Stugots]

best caller.

[RADIO-SHARK]

guess that leaves me out.

[Don Stugots]

guess that leaves me out.

i have a shirt for you and a cigar for your ideas. fair?

[RADIO-SHARK]

i have a shirt for you and a cigar for your ideas. fair?



allowing me to help your show and being a buddy is enough, but if you insist , how can I say no to a gift from the DON.

[Don Stugots]

allowing me to help your show and being a buddy is enough, but if you insist , how can I say no to a gift from the DON.

what happened to the shirts you were design? want to come up with a new logo for the show?

[ralphbxny]

What about a drinking Show?

[reillyluck]

you should give away chocolate goatees.

[Don Stugots]

What about a drinking Show?

i cant drink anymore. period. nothing. not a drip. so thats out.

you should give away chocolate goatees.

what is that? TEES? that is what you are but it is spelt differently.

[ralphbxny]

Live broadcast from Parking lot at yankee stadium!!

[Don Stugots]

Live broadcast from Parking lot at yankee stadium!!

not a bad idea.

the e-mailing list is growing. it double this week from last week, from one to two. Some names being tossed around: the Paisan list (with Paisan card) or The Cugine's list and cards. how do you like?

"this is paisan #12 checkin in"

insert "ah oh, oh ah" sound clip of tony danza.

[Gvac]

Could you send me a check every time I download an Experience podcast?

Thanks.

[Don Stugots]

Could you send me a check every time I download an Experience podcast?

Thanks.

when you start downloading it in internet cafes around the state and leaving it running for others to listen to, then sure.

[Gvac]

Wow. You're a demanding sort aren't you?

[Don Stugots]

Wow. You're a demanding sort aren't you?

hey, a fella has to have his standards. i just cant go around giving away stuff to anyone that walks in with their hand out.

[reillyluck]

i cant drink anymore. period. nothing. not a drip. so thats out.



what is that? TEES? that is what you are but it is spelt differently.

its that raccoon that sits on your chin, but dipped in chocolate.

[Don Stugots]

its that raccoon that sits on your chin, but dipped in chocolate.

i have no idea what one of those would taste like. can we try your hairy legs first?

[reillyluck]

i have no idea what one of those would taste like. can we try your hairy legs first?

oh, sooory.....sooory.....im saving that for the chimichurri sauce for the argentinian bbq at hottubs on june 10th.

[Hottub]

i have no idea what one of those would taste like. can we try your hairy legs first?

oh, sooory.....sooory.....im saving that for the chimichurri sauce for the argentinian bbq at hottubs on june 10th.


Reilly. Don't forget the "secret sauce". :lol:

[Don Stugots]

oh, sooory.....sooory.....im saving that for the chimichurri sauce for the argentinian bbq at hottubs on june 10th.

Reilly. Don't forget the "secret sauce". :lol:

i thought that was coming from ANDO?

[Hottub]

Perhaps I was referring to Alex.

[Don Stugots]

Perhaps I was referring to Alex.

in that case, bring it on.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Stu:

An idea for a prize: Gift Cards.

[Don Stugots]

Gift cards is something i have thought of. my main problem is that it would need to be sponsored. the shirts and movies are not much $$$ but a best buy gift card or an itunes card would start to add up.

I am currently looking in sponsors for the movies. if that happens, then i will have the extra $$$ for a few gift cards. this week, another movie and a book. also, an announcement.

[Don Stugots]

in the last few weeks i have given away some movies that i alot on DVD. this week i will be adding comic book packs that were hand picked by Sheepy as must reads. in the coming weeks, once i get a sponsor for these prizes, i will add something else to give away. i am hoping for some cigar given aways from someone. if anyone knows of someone that would be willing to sponsor some giveaways put me in touch with them.

or if you have something to donate to give away, that might be cool too.
thanks.

[Friday]

or if you have something to donate to give away, that might be cool too.
thanks.

I TRIED!
You left without them.
hrrmph

I have one comp for my show that I am willing to donate.
Not that anyone wants a ticket to a musical as a prize... but I thought I would put it out there!

[Don Stugots]

cool! i still do want the CDs. we will be going to the show, so maybe the comp will get you the seat next to us.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I TRIED!
You left without them.
hrrmph

I have one comp for my show that I am willing to donate.
Not that anyone wants a ticket to a musical as a prize... but I thought I would put it out there!


A Musical Cd, you are thinking of the Fag Bag, Stugots has the Swag Bag, they sound awfully close. J/k wuv u Fri Fri

:king:

[Soupy_Dreck]

How about a pound of scrapple? who wouldn't love a pound of scrapple as a prize?

[OneEyeJack]

if she wants to give away something , how about a date with Friday?

[J.Clints]

in the last few weeks i have given away some movies that i alot on DVD. this week i will be adding comic book packs that were hand picked by Sheepy as must reads. in the coming weeks, once i get a sponsor for these prizes, i will add something else to give away. i am hoping for some cigar given aways from someone. if anyone knows of someone that would be willing to sponsor some giveaways put me in touch with them.

or if you have something to donate to give away, that might be cool too.
thanks.

Hey I got some large movie posters I could send to you if you want them.

[OneEyeJack]

Hey I got some large movie posters I could send to you if you want them.

ARE THEY TAINTED WITH AIDS?

[J.Clints]

ARE THEY TAINTED WITH AIDS?

I was asked to stop. sooooooooo...........................I will no respond..............sey

[Hottub]

Jack. Cut the shit. Now.

[Bob Impact]

Jack. Cut the shit. Now.

Ooooh, this one's gonna end well!

[Don Stugots]

if she wants to give away something , how about a date with Friday?

her boyfriend might not like that idea. i would like to do the dating game some time over the summer. i need a guy and three single girls. even if they arent listeners to the show.


JACK AND CLINTS, why the hostility? not needed. chill, relax.

[J.Clints]

JACK AND CLINTS, why the hostility? not needed. chill, relax.

hey bud it has been taken care of. trust me I have an infraction to show for it

[Don Stugots]

hey bud it has been taken care of. trust me I have an infraction to show for it

i see. no biggie, i have one or two also. just relax, we are here to have phun.

[Marc with a c]

stugots is a native american giver.

[OneEyeJack]

hey bud it has been taken care of. trust me I have an infraction to show for it

infraction or infection? just kidding..

[J.Clints]

i see. no biggie, i have one or two also. just relax, we are here to have phun.

I know and that is what I was doing. Oneeye jack and I were playing.

[Don Stugots]

stugots is a native american giver.

yeah, on my dad's side. how did you know? also, since you are newly single, want to be on the dating game?

[J.Clints]

infraction or infection? just kidding..

:lol: maybe a little of both........................

[Marc with a c]

yeah, on my dad's side. how did you know? also, since you are newly single, want to be on the dating game?

pixie is currently courting me, but if i turn her down then i would be.

[Hottub]

Can I get a gumare on the Dating Game?

[OneEyeJack]

hottub Spelt Backwards Is Butt Oh!

[Don Stugots]

pixie is currently courting me, but if i turn her down then i would be.


i was going to ask her to be on too. would a good chance for you two lovebirds to get the ball rolling.

Can I get a gumare on the Dating Game?

for you? yes.

[J.Clints]

hottub Spelt Backwards Is Butt Oh!

:banning:

[Hottub]

Don't make me a bad person.

[Marc with a c]

i was going to ask her to be on too. would a good chance for you two lovebirds to get the ball rolling.


it's kind of scary how much she loves me

[Hottub]

for you? yes.

God Bless you, Don Stugots!

[Bob Impact]

hottub Spelt Backwards Is Butt Oh!

HA!

HI BUTT OH!

[J.Clints]

hottub Spelt Backwards Is Butt Oh!

KCAJ EYE ENO

[Hottub]

HA!

HI BUTT OH!
I know you are, but what am I?

[J.Clints]

I know you are, but what am I?

naked with a leaf on your penis.

[Don Stugots]

it's kind of scary how much she loves me

if you ended up picking her, i see a nice dinner at applebee's in your future.

[Hottub]

naked with a FISTon your penis.


Fixed it for me.

[J.Clints]

Fixed it for me.

its more like my palm but what ever.

[OneEyeJack]

if you ended up picking her, i see a nice dinner at applebee's in your future.

how will the contest work? he knows her voice??

[Don Stugots]

how will the contest work? he knows her voice??

leave that to me.

[Bob Impact]

leave that to me.

You're so hot when your authoritative.

[Marc with a c]

how will the contest work? he knows her voice??

i actually dont. pixie is scared to talk to me.

[Bob Impact]

i actually dont. pixie is scared to talk to me.

That's because you're a walking cartoon.

[OneEyeJack]

it must be individuals unknown to each other to be fair.

[IamPixie]

Do I have a say in any of this?

[ralphbxny]

Do I have a say in any of this?

Marc likes to hunt and the fight!! Just go with it.

[J.Clints]

Do I have a say in any of this?

I dont think you do. That may be the fun in it

[sailor]

i was going to ask her to be on too. would a good chance for you two lovebirds to get the ball rolling.

i can never keep up with you kids and your slang.

[IamPixie]

I dont think you do. That may be the fun in it

you people are sick.

[J.Clints]

you people are sick.

I feel really well. But thanks for the concern.:smile:

[ralphbxny]

Frankly im a bit uncomfortable..........

[DoubleJ]

I have caught the show on several occasions and have enjoyed it.
I have an idea to get more listeners for the show. How about prizes, everyone loves to win prizes. I know you're on a budget, so how about for a prize, you win a weekend with the DON. Room, meals, a movie, and then a guest appearance on the show.

You're too paranoid to even claim your R&F prizes, Shark.

[Don Stugots]

You're too paranoid to even claim your R&F prizes, Shark.

but the shark knows that if he won something on my show, i would bring the prizes to a bar night and give them to him.

[OneEyeJack]

how about giving away some Baboof to the listners?

[Don Stugots]

how about giving away some Baboof to the listners?

Baboof is for Lenay to give out.

[Leticia]

I never got my prize :(

[Don Stugots]

I never got my prize :(

WHAT!!!!! i got billed for it too. Let me look into this tomorrow. that is bullshit! i am so sorry. you will get your plus a t-shirt.

[Leticia]

WHAT!!!!! i got billed for it too. Let me look into this tomorrow. that is bullshit! i am so sorry. you will get your plus a t-shirt.

Ooooh. I like the idea of getting mine.

[angelinad128]

Man I feel so bad...I haven't listened in a VERY LONG time...sorry.

[Leticia]

Yaaaaayyy!!! I got my prize!

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/7123/image00011ij7.jpg

[Don Stugots]

HA! i wish more people did this. thanks. i hope you enjoy it.

[Gvac]

Instead of the DVD I won can I get a pack of Marlboros and a can of coffee?

[OneEyeJack]

Don will you have any marriages on your show?

[Don Stugots]

Instead of the DVD I won can I get a pack of Marlboros and a can of coffee?

maybe.

Don will you have any marriages on your show?

maybe.

[J.Clints]

maybe.



maybe.

MARRY ME MAYBE?

[Don Stugots]

MARRY ME MAYBE?

sorry, its still not legal.

[J.Clints]

sorry, its still not legal.

neither is fucking my sister but I do it......

[Don Stugots]

neither is fucking my sister but I do it......

why stop if it feels good?

[J.Clints]

why stop if it feels good?

thats what i say

[Hottub]

neither is fucking my sister but I do it......


Just give me 5 more minutes, budday!!

[JPMNICK]

Just give me 5 more minutes, budday!!

5 minutes, you need to shower and shave after?

[Hottub]

Nah. Her bedroom curtains are nice and soft. And oh, so absorbant.

[OneEyeJack]

any new contests for the upcoming shows?

[Don Stugots]

funny you should ask, this there will be a big announcement regarding prizes on the show.

Get ready........

[OneEyeJack]

is it a Loyalty contest??!!