Sheryl Crow says use only 1 sheet

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Maybe she practices what she preaches, she might use Lance Armstrongs old yellow jerseys when she wipes

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070423/od_afp/entertainmentus_070423163424

[Tall_James]

I'll make you a deal Sheryl, I'll only use one roll at a time from now on.

If it makes you happy.

[MrPink]

She should certainly think a little more before speaking in public. I don't think she's had the beer shits or diarrhea.

[Fallon]

1 sheet? That won't soak up the poo.

[Tall_James]

Does a Bed Sheet count? I could definetely get away with using only one of those. Just not the fitted type.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Hey Sheryl after im done droppin some mud. "All I wanna do is wipe my ass"

[Bob Impact]

Is she a vegetarian? Maybe she has rabbit pellet shits.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Does a Bed Sheet count? I could definetely get away with using only one of those. Just not the fitted type.

I would never use 600 thread count sheets

[Tall_James]

I would never use 600 thread count sheets

What if they were Egyptian cotton? That would surely soak up the fecal matter effectively.

[weekapaugjz]

the whole "dining sleeve" thing proves she is fucking nuts.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

the whole "dining sleeve" thing proves she is fucking nuts.

I never knew breast cancer would make her batshit

[Midkiff]

she is sofa king we todd ed

[jetdog]

I.......I took....such a big dump today.....I was backed up for while.....I...I couldn't help it......

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Most of us don't have a favorable view of Karl Rove, nonetheless can't Crow and Laurie David drop the global warming crusade for a couple of hours? Its a fucking dinner party, lighten up for a bit.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20070423/en_celeb_eo/8ca8512b_e032451d_85cd_ca3642ab62c6

[weekapaugjz]

Most of us don't have a favorable view of Karl Rove, nonetheless can't Crow and Laurie David drop the global warming crusade for a couple of hours? Its a fucking dinner party, lighten up for a bit.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20070423/en_celeb_eo/8ca8512b_e032451d_85cd_ca3642ab62c6

i wish she would have gotten a "fresh look" at the underside of a secret servicemen's shoe...

[WRESTLINGFAN]

i wish she would have gotten a "fresh look" at the underside of a secret servicemen's shoe...

The 1st kick is the deepest

[weekapaugjz]

The 1st kick is the deepest

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[AgnosticJihad]

This chick is fucking stupid. She wants to invent a detachable shirt sleeve that can be used as a napkin? Why not just endorse the use of cloth napkins, stupid.

[Jinxed]

See, this is what happens when we start thinking that what stars say matters... I mean, if she was just an everyday girl, can you really imagine yourself ever stopping smacking her in the fucking head? I say nay...

[Don Stugots]

maybe she thinks everyone poops like a rabbit, me, i poop like a horse.

[Jinxed]

Ok, so one sheet to wipe the ass... How many sheets can we use to get all the shit off our fingers afterwards?

[cupcakelove]

There are a lot of practical ways to conserve, but this nutty idea gets all kind of press...

[BoondockSaint]

I'm going to buy magazines with her on the cover and wipe my ass with her face.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

No one's brought it up, but I want to know what she's using during that not-so-fresh time during the month. Hemp?

[Thomas Merton]

I MIGHT consider single ply, but one sheet is crazy talk. I insist on mounting the roll with the loose square closest to me facing down, so one yank brings down multiple sheets.

[Jinxed]

I'm going to buy magazines with her on the cover and wipe my ass with her face.

Now THATS funny!

[Judge Smails]

Not a big Rosie O'Donnell fan but THIS (http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=769701250) is pretty funny.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

No one's brought it up, but I want to know what she's using during that not-so-fresh time during the month. Hemp?

Woody Harrelson would

[boeman]

Did you guys see this?

Her third idea was for a television reality show in which the winner would be the contestant who lives the most environmentally-friendly life. The prize would be a recording contract.

It sounds like it would have about as good of a chance of picking a winner as American Idol...

Hell, I'd do it. Just so I could get a professional CD of me playing the drums and screaming out mindless nonsense with no other instruments...

[PapaBear]

What's next? I'm only allowed to get one sheet to the wind, now?

[RicShaw]

It's possible
step 1:Remove center of square, save center. See pic below
step 2:Put finger through hole
step 3:wipe with finger
step 4:clean finger with paper
step 5:clean under nail with center piece

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2112317320061500750HVtGGJ

[badmonkey]

What's next? I'm only allowed to get one sheet to the wind, now?

Fuck Sheryl Crow. Keep usin the rabbit PapaBear.

[pennington]

Most of us don't have a favorable view of Karl Rove, nonetheless can't Crow and Laurie David drop the global warming crusade for a couple of hours? Its a fucking dinner party, lighten up for a bit.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20070423/en_celeb_eo/8ca8512b_e032451d_85cd_ca3642ab62c6

At least Sheryl Crow has done something in life on her own. The only thing Laurie David has done in life, other than being an assistant guest booker on "Late Night", is marry a guy who had hundreds of millions of dollars.

I agree with Wrestlingfan, it's a dinner.

[Yerdaddy]

I'm even more outraged at Sheryl Crowe's proposals than that time that Ronny wanted to see how far he could throw a baby! Sure someone would stop Ron before he got all the way through his wind-up, but this bitch could really force the one sqare rule on all of us! Kill her before it's too late!

[Stankfoot]

from her web site:
"And by the way guys, the toilet paper thing...it was a JOKE!!"

you'd think the sleeve thing would have tipped people off. and there was Fox News holding up a single square .....

[A.J.]

No one's brought it up, but I want to know what she's using during that not-so-fresh time during the month. Hemp?

The Change...would do her good.

[A.J.]

"I have designed a clothing line that has what's called a 'dining sleeve.' The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another 'dining sleeve,' after usage," she explained in the increasingly bizarre posting.

"The design will offer the 'diner' the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product... this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold."

The whole idea of inventing the napkin in the first place was to stop people from wiping their mouths on their sleeves.

And the dining sleeve would have to be laundered which means increased usage of water and more detergents in the water supply. Not a very green solution after all.

[sailor]

The whole idea of inventing the napkin in the first place was to stop people from wiping their mouths on their sleeves.

And the dining sleeve would have to be laundered which means increased usage of water and more detergents in the water supply. Not a very green solution after all.

um, if you look up a few, it was a joke. :)

[A.J.]

Then why didn't I laugh?

[Yerdaddy]

Then why didn't I laugh?

Cuz she's a chick.

[badmonkey]

Sheryl Crow's digital music recordings should be restricted to 1 byte per song.

Badmonkey

[Landblast]

one sheet, with me that would be like soaking up lake erie with a wash cloth.

[smeagol]

Best quote on TV I heard on this was (from, amazingly, an older gentleman on News8 in DC):

"so THAT's why she can't keep a boyfriend!"

[Snacks]

Best quote on TV I heard on this was (from, amazingly, an older gentleman on News8 in DC):

"so THAT's why she can't keep a boyfriend!"

I was thinking something similar but that is a great quote!!!

[FezPaul]

"One sheet to wipe them all
and in the darkness bind them."

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0120737/1-32288.jpg

"Frodo, you stink."