"Funny" viewed from your car...

[Jinxed]

Ok, we've all seen something while driving that had us laughing our asses off. Ya know what I mean; you look out your car window at the light and there's a fat guy in shorts on a 1976 Honda 125 with $200 sunglasses on and a gravy stained Hawian shirt... It doesn't have to be a big story, just something that made you laugh out loud... For example: Tonight I saw a guy with a mohawk "arranging" his hair to make sure it looked good. This, my friends, made me laugh...

Your turn.

[Hottub]

I've seen this one more than once. The Dude doing the Keith Moon drum solo and then breaks into "YEAAAAHHHH"" and a windmill during "Won't Get Fooled Again"

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I saw a Hyundai with a huge "Honda" decal on the windshield.

[PapaBear]

I saw a Catholic Priest riding a bicycle that had had been made into a WWI biplane (I think I remember it being German).

[Hottub]

I was in JC, and I saw a chick in a Hyundai who thought she was cool.:wink:

[Devo37]

saw a guy whose vanity plates read "Poo Poo".

[PapaBear]

saw a guy whose vanity plates read "Poo Poo".
I saw a license plate that said "BSTAPLS".

[jetdog]

Saw a lisence plate that said "Ritalin"....hmmmmm.....

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I was in JC, and I saw a chick in a Hyundai who thought she was cool.:wink:

Cooler than someone with warped vinyl albums.

Yes, I went there.

:-p

[Hottub]

Cooler than someone with warped vinyl albums.

Yes, I went there.

:-p

:sad: :nono: :banning:

[Jinxed]

I watched a guy voilently shaking his coffee while trying to make a point on his phone when the top came off the cup. It looked like a frappuccino was being made in an odd shaped blender.

[Judge Smails]

I was once at the drive-through safari at Great Adventure, going through the monkey section back when they would still let the monkeys jump on your car. They had all sorts of warning signs up, and would actually stop every car entering the section, to let you know that the monkeys might damage your car. Sure enough as soon as you entered the section you'd see all manner of car moldings and windshield wipers littering the roadway.

Anyway, I was driving behind a camper that had a kind of screened window in the back. About four monkeys started pulling like crazy on the screen and peeled it back. One of the monkeys actually got halfway inside before the driver freaked out and gunned the engine. He started swerving all over the road. Nearly caused a couple of accidents, and I'm pretty sure he ran over a monkey's foot. About two months later, they had the monkeys behind fences. If you go now they can't get to your car anymore.

I always wondered what the monkeys were trying to accomplish. It reminded me of the penguins in the movie "Madagascar". If you've got kids and seen it you know what I'm talking about.


This story reminds me of an O&A bit I heard once:

Opie: What's that place in Jersey where you drive through and the animals come right up to your car?

Anthony: Newark?

[Jinxed]

I was once at the drive-through safari at Great Adventure, going through the monkey section back when they would still let the monkeys jump on your car. They had all sorts of warning signs up, and would actually stop every car entering the section, to let you know that the monkeys might damage your car. Sure enough as soon as you entered the section you'd see all manner of car moldings and windshield wipers littering the roadway.

Anyway, I was driving behind a camper that had a kind of screened window in the back. About four monkeys started pulling like crazy on the screen and peeled it back. One of the monkeys actually got halfway inside before the driver freaked out and gunned the engine. He started swerving all over the road. Nearly caused a couple of accidents, and I'm pretty sure he ran over a monkey's foot. About two months later, they had the monkeys behind fences. If you go now they can't get to your car anymore.

I always wondered what the monkeys were trying to accomplish. It reminded me of the penguins in the movie "Madagascar". If you've got kids and seen it you know what I'm talking about.


This story reminds me of an O&A bit I heard once:

Opie: What's that place in Jersey where you drive through and the animals come right up to your car?

Anthony: Newark?

Christ, that's funny! I remember the Safari ride at Great Adventure... Those damn monkeys would literally tear cars apart. LMAO!!!

As far as what they want, I tend to believe it's what all monkeys want: A car seat for the tree fort.

[Thomas Merton]

Monkeys=funny, no exceptions

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

:sad: :nono: :banning:

Dishes it out, yet can't take it. :laugh:

[Fat_Sunny]

Fat Saw An Indian Woman Going More Than 45 MPH On The NJ Turnpike!!!!

[Thomas Merton]

Fat Saw An Indian Woman Going More Than 45 MPH On The NJ Turnpike!!!!

HA

To continue the stereotyping, Thomas saw an elderly gentleman driving without his left turn signal on, a teenager with his hands in the 10 and 2 position going the speed limit on his way to a volunteer commitment and a minivan without a soccer ball decal on the back window.

[BoondockSaint]

More amazing than funny but I once saw a woman parallel park once. On the first try! True story.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Back in the 90s, I was on the Geo. Wash. Bridge behind someone who had a Praise Allah bumpersticker.

Not so funny.

[cupcakelove]

In the past 2 two weeks I have seen no fewer than four Arlington County cops talking on their cell phones while driving.

[ScottFromGA]

I've seen this one more than once. The Dude doing the Keith Moon drum solo and then breaks into "YEAAAAHHHH"" and a windmill during "Won't Get Fooled Again"

..have you been following me around?

[ScottFromGA]

In the past 2 two weeks I have seen no fewer than four Arlington County cops talking on their cell phones while driving.

i see that all the time with the cops here in Macon, GA....and they just passed a law where you cant do that anymore........ahh Law Enforcement.....:wallbash:

[Bob Impact]

I saw a guy break into a full on guitar solo to Lamb of God's 11th Hour in the middle of traffic on the Mass Pike while his passenger tried to steer the car. It was hard to see if he was enjoying himself or not from the rear view mirror.

[Crippler]

This story reminds me of an O&A bit I heard once:

Opie: What's that place in Jersey where you drive through and the animals come right up to your car?

Anthony: Newark?

I was two sentences into reading your post & immediately thought of that same comment.

[MrPink]

Saw a guy puking out of his door at a stop light. Looked like the guy would of fallen out if it weren't for his seatbelt.

[Bob Impact]

Saw a guy puking out of his door at a stop light. Looked like the guy would of fallen out if it weren't for his seatbelt.

Stop following me.

[A.J.]

I was once at the drive-through safari at Great Adventure, going through the monkey section back when they would still let the monkeys jump on your car. They had all sorts of warning signs up, and would actually stop every car entering the section, to let you know that the monkeys might damage your car. Sure enough as soon as you entered the section you'd see all manner of car moldings and windshield wipers littering the roadway.

Anyway, I was driving behind a camper that had a kind of screened window in the back. About four monkeys started pulling like crazy on the screen and peeled it back. One of the monkeys actually got halfway inside before the driver freaked out and gunned the engine. He started swerving all over the road. Nearly caused a couple of accidents, and I'm pretty sure he ran over a monkey's foot. About two months later, they had the monkeys behind fences. If you go now they can't get to your car anymore.

I remember that! My Dad was less worried about his car getting fucked up by the monkeys rather than baking to death as we had to keep the windows up the whole time -- and with barely any a/c.

[A.J.]

Back in the 90s, I was on the Geo. Wash. Bridge behind someone who had a Praise Allah bumpersticker.

Not so funny.

Lots of Saudis have shahada stickers in their rear windows.

http://www.islam101.com/art/shahada.gif

[Midkiff]

Lots of Saudis have shahada stickers in their rear windows.

http://www.islam101.com/art/shahada.gif

What does that translate to?

[topless_mike]

i've driven through JC many times, and have seen this:

take like, a beat up ford windstar from mid-90's.
with the racing stripes on it, the spinner wheel covers, and ususally a " YO <3 JESUS "
bumper sticker.

makes me laff, yet somehow cry every time i see one of those.

[A.J.]

What does that translate to?


"There is no God but God (Allah) and Muhammad is His Prophet."

[MrPink]

Lots of Saudis have shahada stickers in their rear windows.

http://www.islam101.com/art/shahada.gif

My parents got a license plate that looks like that in their basement.

[SarahImpact]

Almost every time I see something funny while I'm in the car, it's because Bob just yelled something obscene out the window. Of course he times it just right so whoever is standing on the side of the road will hear him. They either get really confused and start looking all around trying to figure out where it came from or they get pissed off and start yelling.

Oh and just so you know Bob has the cutest laugh in the entire world when he does this because he is so amused by himself.

[WhistlePig]

I was driving in DC and had the local "alternative" radio station tuned in which was playing the song "Never There" by Cake. I glanced over to the SUV driving next to me and there was a little 4 or 5 year-old boy strapped in his car seat singing along to the very same song. The funny thing was he had a real sober expression on his face while mouthing these lyrics, like he really meant them:

On the phone long, long distance
Always through such strong resistance
First you say youre too busy
I wonder if you even miss me

Never there
Youre never there
Youre never, ever, ever, ever there

This happened several years ago. I don't know why it stuck in my mind. It seemed surreal or something.

[patsopinion]

What does that translate to?

"i am also one"

[Reynolds]

On the way to work the other day, this guy was driving a ford ranger, and was in the process of moving I'd imagine. He had shit stacked in the bed of his truck about 20 feet high, going about 60mph. He had chairs on top of tables on top of entertainment centers, on top of a couch, was crazy

[Jinxed]

I saw a Hyundai with a huge "Honda" decal on the windshield.

I meant to comment on this when I first saw it. This is so freaking funny! I work as an autobody tech and I see this kind of stuff all the time.

We had a Ford van in a while ago with a "thing" hanging from the mirror that said, "I'd rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford!" At first I thought this guy simply hated his Ford van and wanted the world to know, but no... He didn't understand that this thing was pro-Chevy... Of course I found this out AFTER I bashed Fords to him while trying to find common ground to have a discussion. (Something I kinda have to do with most customers.) "Yeah, those Fords suck! Yer not gonna get an argument from me there... No sir... Ahem... What's that? Oh, you love your Ford van... I see..."

[Midkiff]

"There is no God but God (Allah) and Muhammad is His Prophet."

There is no God but Ron Bennington, and Fez Marie Whatley is His prophet.

[sr71blackbird]

I was at a light and a bus pulls next to me and I glance at the windows and see this retard kid looking around and making faces at the world and suddenly he gets eye contact with me. I make my eyes open wide and he gets the look of absolute terror on his face. I lost it!

[sr71blackbird]

My parents got a license plate that looks like that in their basement.http://www.islam101.com/art/shahada.gif

http://www.courier-journal.com/graphics/outdoors/fish_hooks.jpg