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Judge Smails
04-24-2007, 10:13 AM
Captain America Arrested with Burrito in Pants (http://www.officer.com/article/article.jsp?id=35817&siteSection=1)

Everything was fine until, witnesses said, Captain America started getting too forward with a burrito he kept tucked inside his blue tights, a burrito that ultimately landed him in jail.

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On Saturday night, when a costume party full of medical professionals stopped at On Tap Cafe, police said Adamcik had a burrito stuffed below the waistband of his costume and was asking women if they want to touch it. When one refused, he allegedly took out the burrito and groped her.

The woman called police and, when they arrived, the officers wrote in their report "there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America's were asked to go outside for a possible identification."

The woman pointed out Adamcik and the burrito was found in his boot. He was taken to the police station. There, while in a holding cell, police said, he asked to use the bathroom and tried to flush a joint, also hidden in his blue tights, down the toilet.

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04/capamerica_175x125.jpg

SarahImpact
04-24-2007, 11:38 AM
That's one tough burrito.

Furtherman
04-24-2007, 11:52 AM
Somewhere, a single tear is running down GVAC's cheek

And a single stream of hot sauce down his leg.

topless_mike
04-24-2007, 12:02 PM
maybe it was gvac himself....

JustJon
04-24-2007, 12:20 PM
letting a tear run down his face or investing in mexican food? You be the judge!

sailor
04-24-2007, 12:25 PM
i haven't seen gvac on here in a while. you don't think...maybe...nah!

BoondockSaint
04-24-2007, 12:28 PM
If I show you my burito will you show me your taco?

lleeder
04-24-2007, 12:53 PM
A Burrito in the pants isn't as bad as a chimichanga in the cunt.

MrPink
04-24-2007, 12:56 PM
Did he grope the woman with the burrito or his hand?

King Hippos Bandaid
04-24-2007, 01:22 PM
is that a Burrito in your Pants or are your just happy to see me

oh its a Burrito

Ewwww

:king:

Marc with a c
04-24-2007, 01:25 PM
how is it going to get passed the wrinkles?

cougarjake13
04-24-2007, 02:04 PM
this is clearly an imposter the real capt is dead

Gvac
04-24-2007, 03:18 PM
Is nothing sacred?

Bulldogcakes
04-24-2007, 03:40 PM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/webpics/ryan_seacrest.jpg
If you think that burrito's big, you should see the Chorizo I have in my ass!